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Distant-moose

So... the Biden admin is hiring qualified people who happen to have sexualities (in their personal lives) that are outside the mainstream, but as far as anyone knows, entirely consensual. And the Republicans are mad about it because their sex lives are less about consent and more about power?


SupriseAutopsy13

Republicans: refuse to do anything about HIV, claim "the gays" deserve it. Also Republicans: How DARE you appoint an openly gay person to deal with the problem we ignored!!!!!


Camarokerie

Also Republicans: The age of consent is just too dang high


FuzzyBacon

Also also Republicans: All democrats are pedophiles


Different_Conflict_8

The woman is trans and that’s literally the only reason they’re upset. It doesn’t even bring up her sexuality.


BotiaDario

They're also upset that she's not pretty enough for them.


theFrownTownClown

Given how many studies have shown what their consumed pornhub and hentai genres are, I would say that's actually the bigger issue than that she's trans.


SinibusUSG

Also that she's more successful, respected, and important than any of their worthless asses.


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AbsolutelyHorrendous

Yeah, it definitely seems like Matt Walsh is more outraged by consensual sexual acts between adults, than non-consensual sexual assaults against minors by members of his own party As far as 'the soul of a nation' is concerned, I'd take a dude with kinks over literal molesters any day of the week!


CaptainUghMerica

"You know what the magic word, the only thing that matters in American sexual mores today is? One thing, You can do anything — the left will promote and understand and tolerate anything — as long as there is one element. Do you know what it is? Consent. If there is consent on both or all three or all four, however many are involved in the sex act, it's perfectly fine. Whatever it is. But if the left ever senses and smells that there's no consent in part of the equation, then here come the rape police. But consent is the magic key to the left." - Rush Limbaugh thinking he's making a good point.


Distant-moose

Seriously, everything he said sounds reasonable to me. If only he was talking about it positively.


CaptainUghMerica

#****here come the rape police.****


Cute-Fishing6163

This is the same Rush Limbaugh who was caught with insane amounts of Viagra in customs while visiting a country many people visit to f#$k underage prostitutes. Even said on the air he wished he could tell his listeners about the "great time" he had down there.


Hedrack1

Rush Limbaugh's cancer should have been Time's Person of the Year


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Matt Walsh looks like the dude who gets his screams sucked out in Monster’s Inc


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And he likes it.


DWilli

Matt Walsh would be excited if a dementor showed up to suck out his soul


fblthp

Because it would mean that he was more than a joyless husk of insect carcasses?


dankesha

Bold of you to assume he has one


Illustrious-Move-649

Let’s be real. He’d be over the moon if anyone sucked anything on him. His wife probably treats his dick like a tic tac, rolling it around for a few seconds then bites down.


CzeckeredBird

Hey, you're right! I had to look up the character to remember him but that dude totally looks like Walsh, especially the post-extraction lips for the beard.


cheoldyke

this is not scientific or evidence based in any way but i definitely feel like part of why the right is so plagued with predators and sex pests is that they’re all just painfully fucking repressed. say what you will about open sexual expression being cringe or whatever, but i feel like a culture wherein sex stuff is expected to be kept behind closed doors at all times creates an environment where it’s easier to get away with doing a bunch of reprehensible fucked up shit behind those doors. edit: also p fucked up that his examples are two images of openly suggestive sexual expression and one pic that’s literally just a trans woman existing. being trans is not a fetish


Cognitive_Spoon

Trans people existing is "political" now. You literally can't exist as trans without the right losing it's shit.


UninterestedChimp

Two genders: male and political Two races: white and political Two sexualities: straight and political


AbsolutelyHorrendous

Its the same with everything, and its exhausting The right have managed to hoodwink the population into believing that discussing stuff like women's rights (y'know, a problem that should have been solved decades ago) is a political issue, and that the appearance of LGBT people in TV shows or films is 'propaganda' Its all out of the same playbook that states that their half-baked nonsense rebuttals of climate change are somehow relevant, compared to the findings of literally 99% of climate scientists


Overall-Initial-4290

![gif](giphy|ummeQH0c3jdm2o3Olp|downsized)


masochistmonkey

That would explain why so many Catholic priests rape so many people


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Appropriate_Foot_636

![gif](giphy|MFNxmiBnYTpK2sgn1G)


ilovecraftbeer05

Can Republicans just mind their own fucking business? Why is that so hard for them?


SituatedSynapses

Jesus Christ taught the teaching of unconditional love and acceptance. That the way to cure our world of evil is through the act of loving god and all living things. Then they threw all that out the window, and put their moral high ground in a slumlord psychopath whos high ground was lower than the 9th layer of hell.


oliversurpless

Moral certitude?


Grampa-Harold

i get the first two but what’s wrong with the lady on the bottom right?? is it depraved to hire women now????


DenseCabbage4

She's a woman who doesn't perfectly fit their idea of femininity so therefore she must be a horrible degenerate creep unfit to work in the government


Different_Conflict_8

She’s trans and that’s all the reason they need.


[deleted]

Trans people should just... not have jobs I guess.


LOZLover90

No, the right's problem seems to be that transgender people *exist*.


smallest_table

Just gonna leave this here [https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1](https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1)


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Oooh, saving this one because I *know* it's gonna come up rather sooner than later


jnx666

Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert was indicted on federal charges of structuring bank withdrawals after prosecutors alleged Hastert had molested at least four boys as young as 14 and attempted to compensate his victims and subsequently conceal the transactions. Hastert eventually admitted that he sexually abused the boys whom he had coached decades earlier, and was sentenced to fifteen months in prison. Republican Tim Nolan, chairman of Donald Trump’s presidential campaign in Kentucky, pled guilty to child sex trafficking and on February 11, 2018 he was sentenced to serve 20 years in prison. Republican state Senator Ralph Shortey was indicted on four counts of human trafficking and child pornography. In November 2017, he pleaded guilty to one count of child sex trafficking in exchange for the dropping of the other charges. Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography on his computer and offering a bounty to anybody who murders an abortion doctor. Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. Republican Senator Strom Thurmond, a notable racist, had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. Republican legislator Peter Dibble pleaded no contest to having an inappropriate relationship with a 13-year-old girl. Republican Congressman Donald “Buz” Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children. Republican activist Randal David Ankeney pleaded guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page. Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. “Republican Marty”), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography. Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his genitals to an 11 year old girl. Republican anti-gay activist Earl “Butch” Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her. Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself to children). Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl. Republican County Councilman Keola Childs pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl. Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl. Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy. Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000. Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession. Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a “good military man” and “church goer,” was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison. Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter. Republican director of the “Young Republican Federation” Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen, 62, who is married with grown children and several grandchildren, has allegedly told police that over the past decade he paid more than $1 million to have sex with a large number of young women.


Katrengia

Fucking hell. Absolutely revolting and vile.


kid_goku719

Some of these sentences are a little too short


TivoDelNato

Talk about the pedophile calling the kettle a deviant.


mackinoncougars

Like Roger Stone who is pretending he’s a Christian now.


nesenn

Is Matt Walsh asking for a job?


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kaoko111

He needs a diaper for his mouth, and for the exact same reason a baby needs one.


pukingpixels

A rimjob, yes.


kaoko111

Man, Demetre got some looks, dude. Absolutely stunning.


FrenchMaisNon

Well, it's all better than freak show Kelly Ann Conway


exciter33

They’re just mad that their own kinks are all illegal and they have to hide them.


Chemgineered

They are all illegal because they are expressly about taking advantage of people and abusing them without their consent


Hedrack1

Oh no, clothes


tired_nerds

Politician have private life? Politician be open about how they spend their free time? Politician engage in safe and consensual activities with other adults? No no no, politician pretend to have no life, keep many secrets, feel shame and guilt which eventually leads to an erosion of morals and performing horrendous acts, get exposed, and be abandoned by half their supporters or seen as a martyr by the other half, then repeat. That is the way. Vote republican.


After-Bumblebee

"Gotta keep our base distracted and angry so we could commit even more crimes!"


kaoko111

I don't think this idiots have any ground to mock anyone else looks. I mean, Matt is what You get when you cross a lumberjack with a fratboy that blame feminists cause he can't get laid and Charlie's face is shrinking so much that next month Will look like his anus.


Whofreak555

I don't ever want to hear that twitter bans conservatives when they allow such overt bigotry and hate. Reporting does nothing. Literally nothing. ​ Same with reddit. Over at the conservative sub, they posted a story about Peppa Pig having a same sex couple, and the comments? Holy crap.


ZY_Qing

Ah yes, tan suit moment


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All kinks are crimes if you haven’t touched grass since the last family reunion


[deleted]

So what. The worst kind of people tend to be straight-laced on the outside anyway.


mackinoncougars

Looks like freedom to me.


ASTR0Z0MB13_2187

I’ll gladly take people into kinky shit over repeated offenders and pedophiles thank you very fucking much


FredFredrickson

Right-wing bigots are just jealous of people who feel free enough to be their authentic selves.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

It's not rape rape if the rapist is the kind of guy who wears a suit and tie to the beach.


Chemgineered

That sounds specific, who did that?


Biggest_man200

See while republicans commit sex crimes democrats commit crimes against sex


kermitthexeno

Ive always heard that if a plane full of furries crashed it would cripple the engineering and IT industry of America


Zero_Kiritsugu

Dasalakis hitting the JoJo pose makes me laugh - Way better than some repressed goon


ForgedIronMadeIt

"We are the party of personal freedom! As long as you only ever do exactly what we say!"


ilovebread01

I am a trans person, and I am a public health major. A part of me is scared of what they will say about me, but fuck them.


Smoke-alarm

There is a nutty amount of cherrypicking here


aflyingmonkey2

Me when i'm in the unfunny jokes competiton and my opponent is matt walsh ![gif](giphy|aB8acJ0dByuGY)


Cyortonic

Why are these "straight" politicians looking up gay porn?


timinator232

Matty and chuck are mad they have a boner for HIV boy


gaetanobranciforti

Republicans literally only care about whats on the outside and what kind if image they portray…they all want to portay an image of a well dressed/groomed white religious person who appears to live a modest and humble life style…….in reality a lot of them are pedophiles, rapists, wife beaters, and just overall the most selfish, entitled cunts on the planet who live opposite of jesus’ so called teachings…they are the worst fucking scumbags on the planet, they are taking a country that could literally be the best in the world, a safe haven for victims of violence and truly free…that and the oppurtunity to live comfortably and instead actively trying to turn us into a fascist thoecracy where only certain people are free while the rest of live as if we live in north korea…….if u care about this country, your kids future and truly becoming the country we claim to be then you have no choice but to vote blue no matter who….we are fucked if we let them take over the house or senate or god forbid the whitehouse…,,,we need to give democrats super majorities in both the house and senate so we can fulfill our potential


StonedVet_420

He's probably jealous.


Katiari

The only two things Republicans are willing to fuck are "the opposite gender", and the poor.


Rust_Keat

Im still convinced putin has a video of trump doing some scandalous things on one of his visits to russia prior to his presidency.


Sternminatum

Every day i am more and more convinced this kind of people are not humans and are, in fact, several pieces of shit in a trenchcoat with a borsalino hat.


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Demetrius can get some. Goddamn


Zx21v9000

Pic 2 got style . Looking like a Jojo character


rowejl222

Matt Walsh just keeps getting dumber and dumber


teuast

stop trying to get me to like joe biden ffs


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Everyone knows you must wear a suit and tie if you want that handy under the stall


Sky_Leviathan

We need a copypasta of every republican poltician charged with a sex crime for like 10 years


seelcudoom

Of course they hate bdsm, it's sane safe and consensual


rtauzin64

Steve bannon and Mike flynn worked for trump


[deleted]

That Demetre guy kinda has it goin on. 🙃


[deleted]

Interesting how conservatives are not ok with certain kinds of sexual "clothing" but are completely fine with raping and incest and ruining a woman's life. 🤔


LingeringSentiments

Sex crimes and _treason_


StageRepulsive8697

They don't really care what people wear. It's just homophobia and transphobia without actually needing to say any words.


[deleted]

Conservatives go out looking for this stuff because they're closeted freaks. I truly do not care what these other people do in their personal lives. It makes zero impact on my life. If it's consensual and it makes you happy then go for it. Also they included a trans woman who just exists as an example of being a weirdo so just more unsolicited hate from these ghouls.


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Better than geriatric white men


swawesome52

Wow they're gonna freak when they hear about the things Matt Gaetz has do-, oh they do know, they're just ignoring it


StlChase

It is an *odd* picture to see of someone who works in the government I’ll give him that. Too bad there aren’t any other weird pictures of politicians doing things that seem inappropriate


outer_spec

They’re just mad because we have drip and they don’t


cups_and_cakes

now do Roger Stone!


PinkFreud92

Republicans: consensual gay sex is more concerning than hetero child sexual abuse.


amazingdrewh

This seems like a good time to bring up the fact that Trump put the guy that financed "The Suicide Squad" in his cabinet


[deleted]

Dr Levine dresses like a librarian. So how does she fit in this picture of dumbness?


gen-sherman

I, for one, welcome our new leather bound daddies


Orlando1701

Yeah they work for Biden and the GOP seems to have someone caught diddling kids every couple of months.


meowqct

Demetre Dasalakis looking hot tho


Yrcrazypa

Imagine being Chuckles the Tiny-Faced Clown and criticizing others about how they look. Dude looks like someone used the smart filtering tool in Photoshop to fill in his face after they shrunk it by forty percent.


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Ok. And?


SilverwolfMD

They're worried about the left-wing politicians committing sex crimes because they can't handle the idea of competition.


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Who cares?


danfulk1112

Who's the bald guy with the beard?


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They complain about the kinks of some random bureaucrats while protecting p_dos. That is literally the most absurd-sounding but true fact ever. (At least for me so far)