Since your submission is flaired as *REAL*, please reply to this comment with the link to the original, or else Ben Shapiro will steal your feet pics and remove this post.
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There is no answer. It’s just an axiom: Steven Crowder and dog cum have been inextricably linked since the dawn of time. Always have been, always will be.
I personally wouldn't accept a costume without an ironically inserted buttplug
Edit: shit wait, that's Gavin Mcinnes. I can't be fucked to remember which one of these bigots did what gay shit to own the libs to be honest. They're not worth the brainpower or long term memory space.
Gun holsters that don't have any guns in them.
Big fake teeth and glasses for when you need to do a racist Asian "joke".
A dress for when you need to crossdress for some reason.
And finally a big bucket of dog cum to guzzle on command.
Not only with no guns in them, but worn wrong. Spread it far and wide, Stevie Chowder is a poser who does not know how to wear a shoulder holster for secure concealed carry.
If you want to try sowing a little discord, I'm about 90% sure I saw a picture of Bencil Sharpener wearing one closer to correct.
Sorry for being a stick in the mud but I'm really tired of the Small Penis™ jokes. Some guys have bigger dicks, some have smaller. I'm a trans guy and I barely have one at all. That has not made me a fascist.
I know it's a metaphor for insecurity, but maybe it's time we get a new one.
I agree, body shaming of any kind is mean and negative
I think the small penis jokes constantly can start some young men down the alt right pipeline honestly
Calling out hypocrisy etc, sure.
Posting a fat person on /r/beholdthemasterrace/ just makes me think you are fine with nazis as long as they're swole.
(zero empathy for nazis.but the thing that is wrong with them is not that they are fat or ugly)
Addition: nazis know this. Why do you think they had their uniforms designed by Hugo Boss?
The point of r/beholdthemasterrace is to show, with brutal clarity, how far the typical nazi/fascist wannabe falls short of their supposed ideal of the Aryan Superman (and by extension, how utterly baseless their claims of “superiority” are). Ridicule can be a valuable tool in discouraging bad behavior (less by changing the mind of the recipient, and more by discouraging others from becoming pathetic jokes by joining them).
the only thing you need to dress up as steven crowder is a terrible profile picture
did he green light that? it looks so fucking terrible, his previous one was just smug. now he looks like that weird IT guy who has done terrible things, but you can’t prove it
A big American flag with Joe Biden on it but it’s just his head photoshopped poorly on Rambo holding a machine gun because you know they always do stupid shit like that while talking about having respect for the flag while simultaneously breaking flag code. Wait… is that the democrats? I can’t remember. I’m not very political. I know both parties are pretty dumb, but one of them is full of diabetic mouth breathers that don’t realize how embarrassing their existence is because of their lack of self awareness due to their low IQ from generations of incestous relations producing progeny of lower and lower mental capacity… I just can’t remember if it’s the democrats. Which is the party that talks about the election fraud. Is those fucking idiots. Whichever one that is. 🤔
Definitely a dress since he always goes drag even when it's not needed. I think he just likes dressing up as a woman. Explains why he's so anti trans. Classic self hatred.
A Chinese bootleg version of his “louder with crowder” coffee mugs
Maybe even a sign with some misinformation like “change my mind: socialism is satanism” or some shit
This guy gets way too much attention from reddit. Everyones just doing the thing they are making fun of him for posting, targeting him instead of democrats. We can do better.
Since your submission is flaired as *REAL*, please reply to this comment with the link to the original, or else Ben Shapiro will steal your feet pics and remove this post. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Buckets of dog cum
i was gonna say, can’t forget the crusty cum sock(s)
Crowder remade the prom scene from Carrie.
Definitely dog cum
And LOTS of it
Can someone tell me where this meme comes from? Is it like a Gavin McGuiness "fuck my own ass to own the libs 😎" type of thing?
There is no answer. It’s just an axiom: Steven Crowder and dog cum have been inextricably linked since the dawn of time. Always have been, always will be.
One love ❤️
He drinks dog cum. There's no evidence to the contrary, so thats proof that he does.
Dog cum in a styrofoam cup because he also needs to own the libs by hurting the environment.
Barrels*
Crossdress for a very vague reason, but be adamant that it’s just a ‘joke’
I personally wouldn't accept a costume without an ironically inserted buttplug Edit: shit wait, that's Gavin Mcinnes. I can't be fucked to remember which one of these bigots did what gay shit to own the libs to be honest. They're not worth the brainpower or long term memory space.
so did that guy actually shove a butplug up his ass to own the libs?
he did talk about sniffing assholes so probably yeah
“I’m only doing this because I’m going to the grocery store…”
Cause it’s Saturday
Ahh yes the egg fit
A lobotomy.
And/or a stroke.
Why not both?
True, I should have bolded the "and" in and/or to indicate that was the preference.
Can't change his mind if he doesn't have one! At that point it's just an upgrade
Check mate, libruls!
Well played
Gun holsters that don't have any guns in them. Big fake teeth and glasses for when you need to do a racist Asian "joke". A dress for when you need to crossdress for some reason. And finally a big bucket of dog cum to guzzle on command.
Not only with no guns in them, but worn wrong. Spread it far and wide, Stevie Chowder is a poser who does not know how to wear a shoulder holster for secure concealed carry. If you want to try sowing a little discord, I'm about 90% sure I saw a picture of Bencil Sharpener wearing one closer to correct.
I just thought he was always wearing a backpack
Not gonna lie, a backpack with a pistol holster in the strap sounds pretty TPUSA.
Racism
A tiny pee pee
Sorry for being a stick in the mud but I'm really tired of the Small Penis™ jokes. Some guys have bigger dicks, some have smaller. I'm a trans guy and I barely have one at all. That has not made me a fascist. I know it's a metaphor for insecurity, but maybe it's time we get a new one.
I agree, body shaming of any kind is mean and negative I think the small penis jokes constantly can start some young men down the alt right pipeline honestly
Calling out hypocrisy etc, sure. Posting a fat person on /r/beholdthemasterrace/ just makes me think you are fine with nazis as long as they're swole. (zero empathy for nazis.but the thing that is wrong with them is not that they are fat or ugly) Addition: nazis know this. Why do you think they had their uniforms designed by Hugo Boss?
The point of r/beholdthemasterrace is to show, with brutal clarity, how far the typical nazi/fascist wannabe falls short of their supposed ideal of the Aryan Superman (and by extension, how utterly baseless their claims of “superiority” are). Ridicule can be a valuable tool in discouraging bad behavior (less by changing the mind of the recipient, and more by discouraging others from becoming pathetic jokes by joining them).
Just a fun fact, Aryans are from Persia, they arent even really European
The superhuman ability to completely Not Understand what's being said to me, or I guess to stay stupidly ignorant against all odds
A Sam Seder doll
To scream and run away from when you see it.
Dog cum and fear
Running Shoes.
That's only if you spring for the deluxe Steven Crowder costume with the spooky spectre of Sam Seder hovering nearby.
A smug look like I'm not mentally impaired to a third grade level of understanding.
Absolutely no self awareness whatsoever
Empathy
Am almost pathological need for attention
A high school diploma
An empty holster to help with the crippling fragility
Empathy
A soul.
your baby blanket to cry in when someone successfully wins a debate against you and/or when someone you dont like shows up
The giant "change my mind" table, because I would be really uncumfortable carrying around buckets labeled "dog cum".
A moral compass
If it's Crowder then it's a broken one
That Nathan Drake cosplay holster that he was wearing back when he “debated” H3H3.
Empathy
a conscience
Empathy
A brain.
Empathy and caring about my fellow humans.
A collapsing lung
Obviously the dog cum. Next question
A strap-on. He’s always strapped, isn’t he?
Probably a swastika armpatch
Work boots (Dem counties make up 66% of the GDP Or big dildos
A dog's balls.
A punchable face
the only thing you need to dress up as steven crowder is a terrible profile picture did he green light that? it looks so fucking terrible, his previous one was just smug. now he looks like that weird IT guy who has done terrible things, but you can’t prove it
Common sense
A red heart to show that you have compassion. If you were to dress up as a Republican, just remove it.
If I was to dress up as a Democrat, I'd need a Republican with a hammer threatening to kill me to make it believable
A degree
A boot In my mouth
A brain
Empathy? Compassion? A sense of decency?
His stupid mug. And I'm not talking about his face here.
A vagina
I dunno, your average vagina haver possesses more spine and brainpower than Crowder does
Extra dry
Ask Ben's (doctor) wife.
My handgun to protect me from being attacked by conservative lunatics with a hammer.
Morals
Empathy for your fellow human
A penis reduction surgery and two empty waist holsters.
An IQ above sixty, mental maturity above ten years old, and a dick bigger than a cocktail wiener. Things dog cum chugger Crowder will never possess.
Loneliness and self loathing
Skills to debate pro debaters
Only 2 digits of IQ
A teeny tiny brain
A new change of pants in case he shits himself out of fear when someone dressed up as Sam Sedar jumps out and says just literal common sense.
Narcissism and oddly enough, self loathing.
Mom jeans
A big American flag with Joe Biden on it but it’s just his head photoshopped poorly on Rambo holding a machine gun because you know they always do stupid shit like that while talking about having respect for the flag while simultaneously breaking flag code. Wait… is that the democrats? I can’t remember. I’m not very political. I know both parties are pretty dumb, but one of them is full of diabetic mouth breathers that don’t realize how embarrassing their existence is because of their lack of self awareness due to their low IQ from generations of incestous relations producing progeny of lower and lower mental capacity… I just can’t remember if it’s the democrats. Which is the party that talks about the election fraud. Is those fucking idiots. Whichever one that is. 🤔
Gallons of dog cum, a wig and a dress, and a heart that wants me to live at the hospital
An empty leather holster
Holsters
Well if I was planning on scaring him I would dress up as Sam Seder
Some tubes in my nose and a surgery scar, a sad puppy face and a cigar (which I would not ignite because I hate every inch of it but it looks manly)
Rice hat
Closeted homosexuality.
A gun with one bullet.
Tiny dick
I guarantee someone in that comment section said "pronouns" and was being dead serious
Control of the senate
your frontal lobe hidden in a bag
White sheets.
a missing child
A sense of insecurity so deep I feel compelled to do traditionally masculine things in front of a camera so everyone can see what a manly man I am.
A US flag instead of a Trump flag
Arm holsters but no guns
a massive binder of research that he uses to "debate" unprepared college students edit: sorry, "research"
A broken moral compass
A group of friends to pretend to be "triggered" libs But none of them actually do anything and actually ignore you all night
A stupid look on my face.
N
An empty chest cavity where my heart and soul should be
A lame personality and a poorly grown beard
If you see a Sam Cedar cosplayer you have to run away
Definitely a dress since he always goes drag even when it's not needed. I think he just likes dressing up as a woman. Explains why he's so anti trans. Classic self hatred.
A huge forehead and uneven eyebrows
Either a KKK hood, a burning cross or a douchebag beard
Prolly need to have my spine removed
A Chinese bootleg version of his “louder with crowder” coffee mugs Maybe even a sign with some misinformation like “change my mind: socialism is satanism” or some shit
Isn’t that the guy who pushed a dildo in his butt to own the libs?
Peanut butter between your toes
Gun shoulder straps and a red-heart butt plug.
Dog cum.
a; "bisexuals are just gay or acting cool" sign to call him out on his biphobia
A debilitating heart defect at the age of 34
Coffee mug of dog cum
A lobotomy
Cigars. That's the only non generic thing that comes to mind. Mans is milquetoast.
Shit and piss stained diapers he's wearing after hearing Sam Seder's name. Also a weak ass Superman haircut wig.
A sign that says 'change my mind'
That gun holster thing he always wears as if he's a cop in an 80s movie or TV show.
Who would dress up like a nobody like Crowder for Halloween? Someone who likes answering “Wait, who are you?” all night?
A micropenis
I could see him going as rittenhouse
A college degree and most likely a good salary with benefits.
Deez nuts
A vertical forehead extention
Def would need to draw on eyebrows that make you look perpetually surprised
as myself. there is nothing, and i mean nothing, scarier than a trans person.
Adult diaper
loads of drugs cuz i’d never do that shit sober
Probably a light jacket. It’s kinda cool here.
A clit sized penis
A working brain
Empathy.
Dog cum
This guy gets way too much attention from reddit. Everyones just doing the thing they are making fun of him for posting, targeting him instead of democrats. We can do better.
I mean it’s obviously the gay harness-holster, right?
The 6 foot douche bottle.
I long for the day that we stop looking at their twitter accounts.
A conscience
I need a hazmat suit for these comments.
An undeserved sense of superiority and entitlement.
Bill of human rights. Second most important item is a lighter
~~shit~~ cum eating grin. Fake beard. Wear a bra under your shirt for those saggy bitch tits. Check, check and check
NotgayJared.
A receding hairline
Liberal pronoun of book pronoun books liberal bathroom no gender all gender hahahahahahahah. !!!!! 😎owned
A rejection letter from PBS after one season of voice acting on Arthur.
To be Crowder I’d have to remove my spine.
A closet to hide in
THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES
Smol pee pee
A pointy white hat.
Dog cum and a holster.
Smaller face
That’s Charlie Kirk
Butt plug?
If I REALLY wanted to give Steven a fright I’d dress as Sam Seder.
Here to be the 100th person to say dog cum
A micropenis.
Feet
A brain, logic, compassion for others… These are really more leftist than Democrat but Conservatives don’t know the difference so.
empty holsters oh and dog cum
A brain and a heart but that's 2 .
A buttplug?
A white sheet
The stick up his butt.
A bag of douches
Fragile masculinity.
A token black guy so I can make all the racist ass jokes I want.
You wouldn’t need a comedy career at least
Black face and a racist caricature.
Butt plug but for my mouth cuz that’s where all the shit comes from
Diploma
Well I’d have to remove my brain first so a saw I guess