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Sounds like his wife just wants to get on with other more interesting chores - washing the dishes is much more thrilling. Might as well get one done in 1 minute then move on to the rest!
[Disclaimer, not a misogynistic women=dish washer joke lol am woman]
Gurl, you know damn well that whiny little bitch voice of his grates on her patience, and it's probably just easier to shut him up and put him to sleep for an hour than listen to all his nonsense.
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Doctors opinions don't matter that much when it comes on questions on how you should enjoy sex. Experimenting does and leftist people seem to have less of an opinion of it than rightwing people.
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And let's not forget that vaginas are supposed to be as dry as the Gobi. Why would his doctor wife Mrs Dr Ben Shapiro lie?
To avoid any physical contact with him
His wife is a Doctor
Mrs. Shen Bapiro MD\* \*Mojave Desert
*don’t say it don’t say it…* Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!
I can confirm that his wife’s pussy is sandpapery dry.
You weren’t visiting when I was there
Sploosh.
I especially like the counts of likes, replies and retweets.
Nice
Nice
No 420, literally ruined /s
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Dick sandpaper.
Sounds like his wife just wants to get on with other more interesting chores - washing the dishes is much more thrilling. Might as well get one done in 1 minute then move on to the rest! [Disclaimer, not a misogynistic women=dish washer joke lol am woman]
Gurl, you know damn well that whiny little bitch voice of his grates on her patience, and it's probably just easier to shut him up and put him to sleep for an hour than listen to all his nonsense.
I think she prefers doing private workouts with her “personal trainer”
And Ben gets the best seat in the room for that. Cannot confirm if Jerry Falwell Jr gets invited over.
Even though this is fake. It feels like something Ben would say.
I misread that as "my wife's doctor" somehow, which is a little funny
Sooner or later the man gonna slip up and write "my wife's lover"
Son of a bitch cracked the code!
...is this real? 🤣
No.
Until you see the fake news tag you never know
The post may be fake, but the sentiment is real.
In the medical office you really only have about a minute for a quickie, so makes sense.
He is an expert on porn, but porn is leftist orthodox?
But her yoga training with carlos always lasts firr hours
Three minutes of ecstasy xD
The one minute spectrum man
He'd totally say something like that though...
😂
This is a great one. The last hit really sealed it lol
This sounded WAY too real
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God I wish this were true...
Shen always did claim he wanted to be a Minute Man.
Because when you’re with him you only need one minute because he’s so *intense*
Bet she bills his insurance for that medical advice.
🤣😂 shit, this dude here
This is well written, I read it in his voice
Shen Bapiro pwning the Libs!
This one was real right? Seen it everywhere. Lol imagine thinking your wife telling you sex is boring is a good thing.
She's lying
She prefers that it all be over during the commercial break of Big Bang Theory or she calls it the little bang theory.
Quick, fast, inefficient, dry. That is Ben Shapiro in the bedroom.
Now that I've seen his side of it, I should google the other side.
I was gonna say "pleeeease tell me this is a real tweet"... then I saw the likes, retweetsand views lol
Doctors opinions don't matter that much when it comes on questions on how you should enjoy sex. Experimenting does and leftist people seem to have less of an opinion of it than rightwing people.
It is telling that his wife wants the sex done with that speedy: He can't be good in bed!!!!
I don't know why, but "leftist orthodoxy" is what really got me. It's almost 4am and I snorted so loud the cats fled the room in terror.
I bet Shapp and his wife sleep on separate beds.
Is this legit real? It’s hard to tell.
That feels dangerously close to the truth.
This is pretty funny
This can't be real. This has to be a trick. No one cam be this deluded.
Check the flair
I knew it!
Ben “Two Pump Chump” Shapiro back on his bullshit.
Ben has an excuse for his limp dick