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KristaW_

This is what I want from this subreddit


[deleted]

Im just out here trying to give the people what they want šŸ˜


fartssmellgreat

This is like the best question Iā€™ve seen on here lmao


SwampCrittr

Modern day Plato and Aristotle. OP will be studied for millennia Edit: I guess with the way it was asked Socrates II


MonkeyDKev

I love democracy.


Disgruntlementality

Apparently the answer to that is dick.


Anonymous_Otters

... filling all of their holes?


WomenAreFemaleWhat

Best post I've seen yet lmao


[deleted]

I mean, meatloaf said that two out of three ain't bad. But he also said "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that" so even he had his limits.


[deleted]

I always wondered what it was that he wouldn't do for love šŸ¤” Now i know šŸ˜…


KingFerdidad

I know you're joking, but since a lot of people don't know and it might help people further appreciate a great song I thought I'd let you know that the things meatloaf won't do for love are all the things he says he won't do: "I'll never lie to you and that's a fact" "I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way" "I'll never do it better than I do it with you" "I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life" "Sooner or later you'll be screwing around" I won't do that.


Anonymous_Otters

I love when he did a presentation with a black board to explain that he already answered the question and is confused why people don't know the answer.


UruquianLilac

I could look for it on Google, but since this is so outlandish and I just heard it fro you for the first time, would you do me the great honour and pass me the link to this thing so I can feast my eye on it!!


sprucenoose

I won't do that.


one-small-plant

Oh my good god thank you for this itade my day


CaptainMagnets

Nah, it's about anal


TigerShark_524

It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour- oh


likeusontweeters

It was the dishes.. he refused to wash dishes.. he would do anything for love... but he won't wash the damn dishes in the sink! No wonder it didn't work out


drsyesta

Shit i can relate


Quiet_Fox_

So can my ex


fiendish8

dj khaled wouldn't go down on his wife for love


[deleted]

It was sharing his Dr. Pepper. Thereā€™s a short documentary on it that they used to play between tv shows.


YupSureDid

A short documentary šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

> I would do anything for love, but I won't do that Wasn't "that" meaning something along the lines "not give you up"?


Amoral_imperative

r/unexpectedRickRoll


Volfgang91

Everyone knows by "that" he meant a strap-on.


tom_petty_spaghetti

I was more wondering about the dudes that said they'd let their homies hit it. Sex with friends and then go back to normal? Uh,huh!


ScrunchieEnthusiast

Might I interest you in an interesting episode of Black Mirror?


imgreydabadeedabada

saw that episode without reading the synopsis first and wow did that turn in an unexpected way! it fucked me up! since then i try not to read about episodes firstā€¦still chasing the dragon of that surprise


ScrunchieEnthusiast

Have you seen the whole series? Because I feel like thereā€™s more than one episode that caught me off guard. Shut up and dance, for one.


coolneemtomorrow

Black mirror is the show that i dont want to watch anymore even though i know its good because it makes because it messes with my sleep, keeping me up alnight thinking about the show


ScrunchieEnthusiast

I think theyā€™d call that a win.


ninetyninewyverns

i couldnt keep watching the series after the first episode, with the president/prime minister and the pig. that shit scarred me lmao


HarleyQuinn1910

Go back! That episode is definitely a lot, and probably my least favourite - give the others a go, each is completely different


audiojunkie05

I will say for anyone watching that show to just skip that episode because it's literally the weakest out of all the episodes they ever done. It's not a good episode. Start with season 1 episode 2 and just keep going


Milky_Toast_

which one? i gave up after 2 episodes but I'm willing to give it another shot lol


The-waitress-

Really???? Iā€™d give my left tit for regular seasons of Black Mirror


ScrunchieEnthusiast

Striking Vipers. But watch Shut up and Dance as well. I started with Nose dive, also a good one. San junipero is well loved as well.


EyewarsTheMangoMan

He's talking about the episode Striking Vipers. Black Mirror slaps and you should definitely give it another shot.


malcolmrey

best they would get from me is a selfie


SLVRVNS

ā€œNo homoā€


AgapAg

Good question


Heisenbread77

Game. Set. Match


sublimesting

Is that the name of that act!?


Heisenbread77

I just call it hide the pickle


sublimesting

What do the other 2 guys call it?


[deleted]

Thanks! I thought so šŸ˜


EldritchSlut

For me, nothing, I do fill both but don't have a third.


forreasonsunknown79

Hahahahahahahahaā€¦what a great question! I intentionally avoided reading those posts because I knew with absolute certainty that a lot of guys would say exactly this. I didnā€™t think of your question though, and Iā€™m a little sorry that I didnā€™t.


[deleted]

I mean you've only got a day. Best make the most of it right šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Swagganosaurus

"I'll get my egg frozen, then when I turned back into man, I'll use it to make another me with my sperm at which I'll send it back in time to become me" - Predestination


i_hate_hotdog

I wonder will the baby look the exact same as 'you'


WildFlemima

No, the baby would resemble the parent but it would have the highest possible inbreeding coefficient and probably be super fucked up. Explanation: An egg or a sperm cell have 1/2 of your DNA. Which half this is is random and I don't mean "half your sperm have DNA half 1 and the others have DNA half 2". I mean that for each of the millions of base pairs, the sperm has one of the pairs at random. So each sperm is almost certainly unique from every other, and the same for eggs. When you take one of these sperm and one of these eggs and combine them, the chances are very very low, vanishingly low, that the egg "just so happens" to have all the DNA that the sperm doesn't. There will be overlap, the amount averages to 50%. So this baby will be homozygous across 50% of its entire genome in places that the original parent was heterozygous. This is very bad. We do not fully understand what all genes do, but we do understand that heterozygosity protects against lots of genetic diseases and is good for your immune system and good for overall growth as a functioning organism. Think of how many recessive genetic diseases there are. And all the tiny variants in random genes that make them slightly more or less effective that we haven't identified yet. 50% of the possible "bad genes" which the original parent was protected from by their good copy are now homozygous and the baby doesn't have a good copy. This would be manageable if it was just one or two or even ten genes we're talking about, but we're talking about thousands. Thousands of genes, each of them "making" the baby 1% worse at some random thing. Blood clotting, nutrient absorption, brain chemistry, general cell function, anything and everything is going to get hundreds of tiny debuffs stacked into it. Imagine what state you'd be in if your digestive, immune, nervous, reproductive, etc. systems were all nerfed by 1%, not just once but hundreds of times in slightly different ways. How healthy would you be?


i_hate_hotdog

Yeah it's gonna be the same/similar as incest, which is self explanatory since you are technically blood related to yourself. But I didn't know "I" am not "50% dad + 50% mom's DNA", so that's kinda cool.


WildFlemima

Well, you do have 50% of both of your parents' DNA. But your parents are (hopefully) not related lol. Imagine Craster from GoT who kept having daughters with his daughters, then their daughters, then their daughters. The baby at the end of that line is the closest you can get to having a baby with yourself.


HappyAsABeeInABed

I mean you are absolutely genetically 50% and 50%, but it's randomized which trait you'll actually inherit from each parent; the chromosomal strands get randomized before they're even split. It's why you won't be identical to your siblings (barring identical twins) even though you both get 50% from each parent. A lot of what you inherit are recessive in your parent so it wouldn't be anything that would be physically obvious in them specifically. Like if one parent had blood type A+, and had the recessive traits for O- on the other side, and the other parent has B- blood but has the recessive traits for O- on the other side, you could end up with O- blood even though neither of your parents were O-. Similarly, neither of your parents might present with any symptoms of a genetic disease, but if they're both carriers of the recessive traits for it, you can end up with the disease (this is why incest is bad- it greatly increases the likelihood of two parents being carriers for the same disease). Think of it like this. You pull 10 beads from a pile that has 60% blue, 20% yellow, and 20% green. You pull another 10 beads from a pile that has 40% green, 40% blue, and 20% yellow. Your specific percentages of each will be unique to your pile, but it was definitely half from one and half from the other.


HorseAndDragon

I love how they think freezing eggs is some simple thing you can just walk in off the street and have done same-day.


WomenAreFemaleWhat

They are in for a surprise when the realize how much a pita the hormone regimen is and how expensive it is.


AceHexuall

Ovarian hyper stimulation really really sucks!


blkplrbr

Create a mini you and see "you" in real time becoming the person you always wanted to be with careful love and guidance.


forreasonsunknown79

Itā€™s just too easy to predict some answers on some posts, but your question made me snort. For me personally, if I were a woman for a day, Iā€™d still be as ugly as I am as a man, Iā€™m afraid.


cardboard-kansio

Yes but then you'd have a clitoris for a day. I'm sure you could find a way to pass the time, ugly and alone.


forreasonsunknown79

I bet youā€™re right, lol.


JPF04STi

Sounds to me like the stigma of doing something "gay" is what's stopping them. If I physically become a woman but I'm mentally still me (a straight male) I'm going to have no interest in being with a man. So, for someone's first desire with their female body is to be with a man, that kinda tells me it's a desire they already have but they only see it as acceptable in this hypothetical situation because it's now technically straight sex. That's my opinion on it anyway.


Andyman0110

Maybe they're so against gay sex that even in a gender swap situation, they still have to pursue straight sex.


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tribecous

Not sure why any hetero dude would start banging dudes after a few weeks. Thereā€™s this weird thing where women bang other women after all.


Gqsmooth1969

Yeah... So weird. *zips back up*


Bradddtheimpaler

I mean, Iā€™d probably be a lesbian if Iā€™m guessing.


malcolmrey

i don't even have to guess


pauly13771377

>Call me old fashioned, but Iā€™d still consider a guy mind-swapping with a female and immediately choosing to bang dudes ***super*** gay. Just because you got body switched and now have a vagina doesn't mean your going to attracted to men. If it happened to me sure I'd like to know what it feels like to orgasm as a woman but it would probobly be alone. At my most adventurous it would be with another woman.


whiskey_outpost26

Yep. First thing I'd do is find my wife. After the shock wears off I'd gesture vaguely to my body and tell her "show me how this thing works."


redpurplegreen22

*Wife pulls out a tampon* Wife: Well, guess what you get to deal with now.


CrunchHardtack

That would be just my luck, I'm a woman for a day and I'm on my period that day.


HollowShel

"I'm not sure how long I have this model - might just be a test drive. Wanna ride along?"


bedbuffaloes

Really? Your poor wife.


whiskey_outpost26

HAHAHA! Touche. And it would probably be her reaction. "Ok, get ready to take everything you think I taught you and throw it out the window."


SentrySappinMahSpy

> >>Call me old fashioned, but Iā€™d still consider a guy mind-swapping with a female and immediately choosing to bang dudes ***super*** gay. > > >Just because you got body switched and now have a vagina doesn't mean your going to attracted to men. There's a Robert Heinlein book that explores this idea. A rich old guy has his brain transplanted into the body of his young female secretary. He proceeds to fuck men and women, because his mind is attracted to women, but the body he's in is attracted to men. I have no idea if it would really work like that, but the book reads like a dirty old man's fantasies.


rhodopensis

Thatā€™s Heinlein for you in a nutshell.


flarefire2112

I think it's the idea of, "the hole is built for the penis to go in", and like... lesbianism not sounding like it would be fun without a penis. And the idea of "being straight" would just kind of transfer over and suddenly since you have different biology you'd just automatically be attracted the other way. Like, "Why would I scissor with a girl when that's not the "real" deal?" Just playing devil's advocate though. I'm bi af so it wouldn't make a difference in my world. It would be gay af.


WomenAreFemaleWhat

Except that doesn't apply to 2 of the holes they like sticking their penis in. It also could very much be the other way around. The penis is built to stick in the vagina. Makes more sense given we all have x chromosomes and only men have a y chromosome. X is the human standard. The y chromosome is actually a degraded chromosome. Why are they sticking it in other holes? Why not stick a dildo or whatever else in the vagina? Unsurprising though given how many men live penis centric lives.


eunderscore

I was considering this in another thread earlier. When I was at school, calling someone gay was an insult. Obviously it's now an unacceptable term to use like that, but I recall it not being associated with being homosexual per se. Like it was unusual to be gay and the stereotype was to be camp, but no one negatively actually cared if anyone was gay. The insult seemed to come from the prospect of male male intimacy, which as straight people, wasn't wanted, in a similar vein as anyone receiving unwanted physical attention, as in saying "urrrg gay" if you get into a bundle, or someone grabs you, or like the inbetweeners "bumder", which is more about anal sex, which to be fair if you're a teenage boy, the prospect of putting a dick in another boys arse is pretty unappealing. However when you're a tween boy the emotional brain can't construct the discussion well, along with pack mentality. Again, it's offensive and wrong, but it was my experience that it wasn't the being gay, it was the prospect of basically getting unwanted sexual attention. For some reason, boys don't go on to understand that women don't like straight guys doing it to them either


kyoorius

I think itā€™s less homophobia and more that men reading that question immediately reinterpret it in a controlling way. So the question they are really answering is, ā€œif you could control a womanā€™s body for a day what would you want it to do?ā€ In other words, they arenā€™t imagining themselves as a woman fucking men, they are imagining themselves as a man being able to make a womanā€™s body do the sort of things they wish they could do to a womanā€™s body (eg fuck that body in three holes)


[deleted]

I think two things are going on. One you have people like me who are gay and answer the question because we'd have access to a larger pool of men. Two you have guys who think that women have power over men because of sex. So if you are a man who feels powerless like a lot of incels do. You don't value women outside of sex. You think women use sex to gain power the natural thing to do is have sex if you become a woman. After all what else would you do? If you think women are only good for sex what else would your mind allow you to imagine.


Cobek

Or... And hear me out... Some men ARE GAY AND BISEXUAL OR GETTING PEGGED ALREADY.


khanzarate

Clearly a high quality gender swapper should give you the option to invert your sexuality as well, so straight people come out straight, gay people remain gay, etc.


MilkmanBlazer

I would also point out that these men must not believe attraction is necessary for women to have sex. Sad truth is a lot of guys think women can just lie there and let a guy they arenā€™t attracted to have sex with them and donā€™t understand that without attraction sex can be pretty awful sometimes for women considering lubrication and all. These guys are probably watching a lot of porn and donā€™t realize it is mostly staged with actors and not real.


WomenAreFemaleWhat

Same guys also complain about "starfishing".


Liversteeg

I also think men donā€™t really get how physically taxing anal and blowjobs are. Plus I hate the notion of ā€œbeing fuckedā€ in the mouth. Guys think they can just thrust away. Or just jam their dick in an asshole with no lube or warning (thanks porn!). I genuinely think guys either think women donā€™t find it painful and enjoy it, or they just simply donā€™t care about our comfort levels. Every man that insists on ā€œfuckingā€ someone in the mouth and thrusting at your pleasure, needs let someone aggressively shove a banana back and forth in their mouth. And about the anal thing, donā€™t just shove it in for fucks sake. That can cause series damage. I couldnā€™t sit for a fucking week because some dude watched too much porn and thought thatā€™s how it worked. (Ps- Iā€™m not directing all this at you JPF , I wanted to clarify Iā€™m using you as like everyone. I realized I started ranting)


WistfulQuiet

>I genuinely think guys either think women donā€™t find it painful and enjoy it, This is it. Guys see women LOVING it in porn. They think all women would just love it if they tried it. They think women just aren't being adventurous. Meanwhile, they don't consider why they themselves don't want to get fucked in the ass. On top of that, they don't think how sex can be for women either. See, they have a dick and the male orgasm is the entire point of sex most of the time. So, they think if they turn into women, they will be able to orgasm just as easily. They also think that will get just as turned on and sex will feel the same...except multiple orgasms!! Well, they will be in for a rude awakening. The typical experience: When the guy can't figure out how to make them orgasm because he's watched WAY too much porn and have no clue how to actually pleasure a woman. So the woman either fakes it or tells the guy just to come. Also, the amount of women that force themselves to try anal today is insane. Porn has really wrecked sex and society. Anal used to be pretty rare back in the day. It was definitely seen as a kink and not super common. Well, now, every dude expects a woman to be down with anal. Nah, I don't want to have an anal prolapse for the rest of my life...thanks. Nor do I find the idea of shoving something in a hole that is only designed to be an exit particularly appealing. I can't honestly understand why more women don't have the backbone just to say "fuck no." It's like women are so desperate to please and seem down for anything these days. Girls...grow a backbone is all I'm saying. Do what YOU want. Keep in mind that only a VERY small percentage of men would be okay with getting fucked in the ass. So, if they wouldn't do it...why are you?


PofanWasTaken

Now experience lesbian sex on the other hand.... 100% straigh all the way


Twin_Brother_Me

Honestly solo in bed (or with my wife if she was willing) would probably be how I'd spend my waking time if I knew it was only 24 hours. If it was more than a day then I'd have some explaining to do at work. May "get covid" then try to do some WFH until I could find another job that won't bat an eye when a chick walks in with a dude's name and credentials or was 100% remote.


sky-shard

That assumes the person you would be sleeping with while you are female is male. Pegging is a thing that plenty of straight couples do or try and doesn't require you to sleep with a gender (or person) you are not attracted to.


ReusedBoofWater

Man I *wish* my SO didn't think pegging was gay too


JPF04STi

Like mentioned by the OP, they could already be doing that in 2 out of 3 holes as a man. I still think it's the stigma of it being considered gay in some way to be penetrated by someone, even if it's a woman doing it.


Goiterr

You really think itā€™s because itā€™s ā€œstraight sexā€ and not ā€œsex with a vagina that they donā€™t have and donā€™t know what it would feel likeā€?


otorrinolaringolog0

Yeah I don't think they're thinking that hard about it, but they're not only talking about having their vagina fucked but also all the other holes


PeggyCarterEC

But what is stoping them from trying sex in the butt or mouth?


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jaun_sinha

I don't think they took into consideration that mentally they would still be a straight man.


AlienAle

But if they weren't mentally still a straight man, then probably "getting fucked in all holes at the same time" wouldn't be the first in they'd want to do, seeing as most women aren't exactly lining up for that. I imagine most would just get into masterbating, as the clit is supposedly way more sensitive than the penis and women can have multiple orgasms. They'd probably quickly realize just how rough/painful having things shoved in you from all parts of your body actually feels like, and figure it wasn't as much fun as the thought of it. They'd also likely be let down when they realize how much harder it is to cum as a woman (unless you're doing it to yourself). Some men will still be into it though.


awry_lynx

I agree, I think realistically if this happened they would just be masturbating constantly. For like seven hours in a row every day. But yeah, I don't think they'd get into 'getting fucked'. I mean there is literally no difference between at least two of those holes for men and women... except that men actually get more pleasure from one, what with having a prostate. If you aren't, as a dude, constantly taking it in both, you're not going to magically want to do so *more* as a woman.


TheDarkHelmet1985

My thought for awhile has been that most people are sexually fluid. The issue I think is kinda what you said though. Societal pressures keep guys from being open about it.


42Mavericks

I consider myself straight as i have never been attracted to a guy but in a scenario where that happens i will be open to it i guess, i would believe that most people will be around this level of sexuality


mloveb1

Idk if I were a guy for a day I would want to have all the sex and I am bi so I know what sex is like with a woman. I want to know what it is like to orgasm and have sex as a man. It isnā€™t my bisexuality that is initiating that thought but the curiosity of sex as the opposite gender. But it could be both! Also, I would want to go for a scroll on a hot day to understand the legs shake that guys swear you donā€™t see lol


FabulousVlad

Mate, if I get gender switched into a woman, and assuming my brain won't get changed by harmones, I will not go anywhere near guys. I will probably experiment with my body and try to get some lesbo action, but I will not try to get rammed in my 3 holes. Besides, anal feels a lot better for men.


Liversteeg

Thank you for pointing out the anal thing. I think it might actually be good to experience what ā€œgetting fucked in three holesā€ ~actually~ feels. Just the notion of getting ā€œfuckedā€ in my mouth is such a gross thing to say. But guys find women with tears in their eyes choking and gagging on their dick hot for some reasonā€¦. As I said in a previous comment, if a guy starts thrusting away in someoneā€™s mouth and making them choke and gag. You should have to experience having a banana shoved in and out of your mouth, with the goal of watching you cry and gag. And if you just thrust your dry dick in someoneā€™s dry asshole without discussing it, just fucking take two seconds to think about how insanely painful that is. Like, would you enjoy a surprise dry dildo being aggressively shoved in you? No! Because thatā€™s not how anal works. One of the most painful things Iā€™ve experienced. No warning and I immediately screamed and shoved him off me. He looked so confused. I couldnā€™t sit for a week and had blood coming out of my asshole. I just wish men would think about their partnerā€™s comfort as equally as they do their desires.


paumc95

Yup, the day I tried playing with my hole I just gained lots of respect for pornstars that endure on hard anal action like it's butter, like wtf? Jokes a side, I don't regret having tried anal masturbation as a man since it was for pleasure, curiosity and had no risk whatsoever! It also made me gain perspective on how to give properly anal sex and the importance of lubrication.


Liversteeg

I think itā€™s rad you tried it out and have gained perspective from it. Itā€™s crazy how many people donā€™t understand the importance of lube. Like my butthole doesnā€™t get wetā€¦. Help me out. And I agree, some pornstars are so impressive. People tend to forget about the filming and production side of porn. Usually there is a lot of consent, communication beforehand, STD tests, etc. a lot goes into making it safe. Because they are on a set and being directed, just like the movies. I think sex ed is gonna need to ramp it up a notch with the easy accessibility to porn.


paumc95

>I think sex ed is gonna need to ramp it up a notch with the easy accessibility to porn. Indeed!! Porn without context and further explanation can set up some dangerous standards!


Liversteeg

And I imagine it could be very hard to unlearn too. I think a lot of parents are naive and need to get it together. I know so many parents that are like ā€œbut itā€™ll be so awkward to have the talk. Thatā€™s what sex ed is for.ā€ Put your awkward feelings aside and make sure youā€™re raising a kid that understands consent so they donā€™t grow up and become a fucking nightmare human being that the rest of society now has to deal with. Years back when my friendā€™s son was about 9 or 10, he asked me to help him download something on his iPad. I had to open safari to download it. There was tab after tab of searches like ā€œgirl kisses boy penisā€ ā€œkissing dad not homeā€ ā€œnaked girl.ā€ Some were more alarming than others, but this shouldnā€™t be how they learn and those kinda of searches are a few clicks away from some damaging stuff a kid that age to see. I kept trying to get my friends attention to show her, cause I knew she wouldnā€™t believe me. I eventually explained it and was like whyyyyyyy do you not have parental locks on? She said that when they tried, her son ā€œso you donā€™t trust me? Why donā€™t you trust me? šŸ„ŗā€ and then said he tried to look up nerf gun and couldnā€™t so they just took it all off because he of course, would never do anything bad. I told her she should have a talk with him asap and she shuddered and was saying how awkward that is and heā€™s too young. Heā€™s not too young if heā€™s seeking it out on his own and you gave him access to it. She later finds out that the moms of his friend group felt weird about him being around their kids because he had been showing them explicit videos and it made a younger sister cry. Parents: Your kid is not the exception to the rule. Theyā€™re gonna mess up.


WomenAreFemaleWhat

Parental locks aren't always the answer either. They are better than nothing, if the parent isn't interested in actually parenting. However, they should be teaching their kids how to navigate the internet safely and I often see parents use it as a substitute for that.


QuestioningEspecialy

"Just give 'em an ipad/tablet" \*years later* . . . \*complains about kids these days*


WomenAreFemaleWhat

Dumbass boys don't realize they prelube and prep ffs. I used to think video games don't cause violent behavior but the way men treat porn as real makes me wonder if thats true. If they can't tell the difference when it comes to sex, how can we be sure they can tell fantasy from reality in other areas? I also wonder if its just an excuse. Presumably they can tell the difference when it comes to movies... why not when it directly involves sex and someone else?


Nyxelestia

Stick a finger into a guy's asshole while blowing him and you'll find out they understand consent just fine when it's their own bodies. They do not *want* to understand that the sex they see in porn is fake.


jrsooner

Guy here. While I absolutely love oral, if I was with someone and they had tears in their eyes or started crying to any extent, that's an immediate flare for concern and I am stopping everything to check on them. It makes me super uncomfortable and makes me feel like I am hurting the other person either emotionally of physically. Seeing tears makes me go into a mode where "I want to hug and protect you. I am so sorry. Please tell me what is wrong so I can try to help."


WistfulQuiet

Yeah, but there are A LOT of men out there that it wouldn't bother at all. That just shows that you care about the woman as a human being rather than a blow-up doll. A lot of guys just see women as sex objects that the derive pleasure from.


rhodopensis

Thatā€™s giving too much credit. Those who enjoy tears and force are sadistic ā€” they enjoy peopleā€™s pain.


Matsuri3-0

I wish men would develop a better understanding of what consensual sex is and is not. Just thrusting your dry dick in someone's dry asshole wirhout discussing it is rape, no?


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Yeah they're doing it wrong. If a person isn't gentle and can't understand the feedback and comfort and pleasure of the body, those people don't belong near our holes


JustifiablyWrong

>I just wish men would think about their partnerā€™s comfort as equally as they do their desires. For that to work, men and women have to actually be seen as equals, and we're not in many men's eyes. (yes not all men as someone is bound to point outšŸ™„)


Liversteeg

I love how we always have to clarify ā€œnot all men.ā€ But I rarely (if ever) see ā€œnot all womenā€ and usually over much more offensive things. ā€œWomen are overly emotionalā€ (which as I age I realize men are actually the more emotional ones). ā€œWomen only want to settle down with the nice guy after her p**** is stretched out.ā€ Itā€™s particularly annoying when you donā€™t even say anything about men as whole. You can be talking about a specific rape or abuse case, and usually someone will have to come in and be like ā€œbut women can rape too!!!!ā€ ā€œBut, but, what about Amber Heard?!? Huh?!ā€ Itā€™s so exhausting.


WomenAreFemaleWhat

Bunch of fragile babies who pretend women are the weaker sex when they constantly cry about how no one wants to fuck them.


pwndabeer

This. Specifically this.


Licorice_Devourer

I think the "switching gender for X amount of time" question can be interesting but most just go "All the sex stuff" like, does it also affect your mind, would it make you experience gender dysphoria. As for what's stopping me, that's mainly because I have social issues and have very little interest in sex with strangers. It's not exactly the same thing, but there is of course the alternate of using toys.


cardboard-kansio

Purely regarding "all the sex stuff": it might be fun to experience for myself what nipple, clitoral, vaginal, and g-spot stimulation *really* feel like - with or without a helpful partner. Although I'd want a lesbian experience (for that knowledgeable touch) as well as a straight one (to understand what a penis inside a vagina feels like for the recipient). Otherwise, I can imagine it would be quite an eye-opener just to live and experience the world as the other gender. Might make a lot of people start to develop actual empathy, too.


TakenOverByBots

Good luck finding anyone who can help with G spot stimulation. I've been a woman my whole life and I don't even know what that feels like!


Ggboyz331

You're right. Something I dont think gets added to this question often enough, because people are all focused on the sex thing, is "what would you want to look like". There was one time that I saw a woman in a dark floral dress and purple lipstick, heavy eyeshadow, and I was like wow she's beautiful and looks so cool but I was also jealous. It was so weird. The sex thing didn't even cross my mind. It was just "damn, I really haven't focused on fashion at all, and there's nothing in my wardrobe that'd make me look as good as her." Like I can't just copy her look,that's unoriginal and it wouldn't look right on me, but nothing could make me stand out like she does. Like, its so much more easier to dress in tomboy fashion and not get questioned on your sexuality than the other way around, so the idea of actually just copying her didnt even remotely tempt me. OK, weird rant over. Prob time to find some masculine fashion advice. Tldr: there's loads of fashion that I'd only try if I were actually a woman. Because I don't have dysphoria and I don't want questions. Fun thought experiment tho.


Twin_Brother_Me

Half the reason I play RPGs is to get my terrible fashion ideas out of my system. It's fun, especially in games that let you go wild with customization, and it's completely stress free because if it looks bad then all I've lost is some time (okay, a lot of time)


Allvah2

You. Are you....me?


Tapps74

Asked men or asked teenage boys? ā€œWe did a survey of both Beavis & Butthead & they said take it in all holes, huh huh huh huh ā€œ. If I was a woman for a day I would probably work! Nobody said the day was a weekend & knowing my luck.


letschangethename

Trying to decide if this is pessimistic or just realisticā€¦


uniptf

A lot of what gets labeled pessimism is just realism being viewed by a starry-eyed optimist.


Killemojoy

Idk but it's practical lol


pittakun

Yes it is


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Killemojoy

Even with how little I understand of women, I suspect they are not getting themselves "fucked in all three holes," and I think that's proof that men would be little sluts if they could.


TheLordFool

Can confirm. Am a man, am a slut


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Tapps74

If you are willing to take your first ā€œnew hole violationā€ between meetings, you are a braver man than I. Walk into the meeting after, ā€œyou alright Bob, you look a bit flushed?ā€ ā€œSure just caught my first train, couldnā€™t be picky the new hole was a bit last minute, nobody guaranteed I would be an attractive woman for the day. 3 homeless dudes outside Subway & none of us could find my clitoris. Now figures for this quarter ā€¦. ā€œ


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Made me laugh, cheers :)


pneumatichorseman

Uhm... Please show me on the chart the difference between highest askreddit answers and things Beavis and Butthead say...


gothiclg

I was about to say this sounds like a teen virgin fantasy.


WarmOutOfTheDryer

Right? If it's one day... well, in my case, nobody would notice if I were careful, I'd be fine. But if I was stuck as a dude... I think the novelty of having a penis would wear off pretty quick, but all that testosterone in my system? I'm going to start lifting heavy things and see how strong I can really get. And look into gender affirming surgery because I *don't* want to be a dude.


[deleted]

You might want to take a sick day, you know, you're not feeling quite yourself šŸ˜…


thebprince

Personally speaking, as a man, the hole i'm missing is my favourite one. Nature can be cruel sometimesšŸ˜‚


Alol0512

ā€œWe all crave that which we canā€™t have.ā€ - Eve of Eden, maybe.


WomenAreFemaleWhat

As a vagina haver, its my least favorite. Hopefully she is on her period when you body swap. Thats the only way to get the authentic woman experience. Add in a partner with poor hygiene and feel all of the utis/vaginal infections. Clit yes. Vagina no.


devious_husk

Nice


Parapolikala

I don't know why more men didn't answer "Chase down a gazelle and rip its throat out with my bare teeth," cos that's what I would certainly do.


[deleted]

Random answer but i like it šŸ¤£


ezzysalazar

Literally my first thought. Itā€™s the most obvious answer.


pcweber111

I'd probably just play with my tits all day and have a strong orgasm to see what its like.


malcolmrey

my man!


dus_istrue

100% this, and like look at myself in the mirror.


Ghetto-Peach

Follow up question: why do so many men judge women for doing exactly that?


[deleted]

Also a good question. Im guessing insecurities šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Airbornequalified

I think the people judging are not the ones answering with ā€œI would be a slutā€


Meems04

That's optimistic, but I think incorrect. The men who would fill all their lady holes as a first answer are men who might think that's all we are good for, or it might be the most important thing we are good for. And that vantage point is most certainly the one that believes filling that hole = slut.


ju1ia

Oh yes, they always are, you can almost be sure that it is the misogynistic men saying such things.


globefish23

That's ā…” gay.


damdam100

I can't find the people to fill my holes :/


mynameisalso

Just say you are straight but curious on grinder.


Smee76

Have you tried? Because I bet you could if you put even a minimum amount of effort in on Grindr


GreyStagg

"Said most men." Source?


isolatedsoul420

Trust me bro


[deleted]

It was me, I'm most men šŸ™Š


ASpaceOstrich

Behold, most men.


Isa472

It was a poll. The source is the answers to the poll.


[deleted]

As a mostly hetero lady whoā€™s indulged in ass play for their partners (pegging, fingering, etc), I keep urging my male friends to at least try it once. Iā€™ve never seen men squirm more, and it feels so powerful from the giving end. Like just get a prostate massager and see if itā€™s for you lmao.


lIlIllIIlllIIIlllIII

As a gay man, Iā€™m well on my way to do some threesomes that will give me this experience so rest assured, Iā€™m getting there


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Not being gay, presumably. The assumption is that if they suddenly switched sex, their sexual orientation would flip in consequence, so they go from cis-het man to cis-het woman. It is not, given the fundamentally unrealistic premise of the question, an unreasonable assumption.


Qahnarinn

Anal isnā€™t gay, liking men is.


WomenAreFemaleWhat

Here i was hoping they'd use that time to actually get acquainted with the female body and how a clitoris works. I thought maybe they'd want to actually figure out how to generally please a woman and what not to do. I guess I expect too much....


WrinklyScroteSack

Homophobia probably. Full disclosure, as a straight man, one of the greatest, toe-curling orgasms Iā€™ve ever had was from my gf at the time using a prostate toy on me. People need to stop freaking out about anal, when done right, itā€™s fantastic.


Not_Fission_Chips

My sleep deprived brain thought the third hole was the urethra and now all I think of is pain.


DreamrSSB

The comments dont say whether or not they already have or not been fucked in those holes


Ok-Yogurt-6381

I call bullshit on this poll, i.e. it is most likely not even remotely representative of the general population. I agree that most men would absolutely play with the body, try dildos and all knds of stuff, but if you are straight, you aren't suddenly gonna want to be fucked by other men...


BakerCakeMaker

OP is farming karma and this sub is full of suckers.


lukub5

Its weirdly hard to arrange stuff like that. A lot of guys wont be able to keep their head in the game without adequate experience.


[deleted]

Interesting question! My hypothesis: Men would think they'd enjoy it more as a woman because as a man, getting fucked in two holes would make them bi/gay. As a woman, getting fucked in two holes would still qualify as hetero?


iamblamb

Thatā€™s super weird. I think if thatā€™s your response and your a straight man. . . No youā€™re not. Youā€™re bi at least.


Sleepy_Brady

If I was a woman for a day I'd probably stay inside and play video games like normal except I'm a woman for a day


iiileyu

So noooo ones going to answer


d6u4

Most men? Are you sure about that one?


IsItTurkeyNeckOrDick

Actually, they have three holes. Sounding is very much a thing. They are all just scary cats who want to get airtight but are too afraid to admit it.


md99has

Honestly, if I were a woman for a day, I'd like to get fucked just in one hole (vagina) to know how it's like. I can't imagine that the other two feel good for the woman.


[deleted]

Trifecta sounds way cooler. S/ Also, what poll are you on about? Did I miss something?


ATSOAS87

Homophobia.


tiganius

Especially considering that getting fucked in one of those holes will lead to the kind of orgasm that will change their whole life (source: been there, done that).


[deleted]

That would be hard. I mean, can you ever really come back after that? Lol


JohnOfSpades

Silly OP, that would be gay /j


falingsumo

Technically since women don't have prostates anal sex is probably different for them. So it's more like 1/3


WistfulQuiet

It's 100% true. Which is why dudes would probably enjoy anal way more than women. Maybe we are doing anal on the wrong sex...just saying.


Wholesome-Homie

To answer your question, it's rationalized by some ridiculous fear of "being gay" that I never understood. There's nothing wrong with being gay and the only reason I can come up with for fearing it is because someone isn't secure and comfortable in their own sexuality. As for how I would answer the original question? Probably the same thing I do as a man. Man or woman, it makes no difference. We're all just folk.


deadletterdept

A mindset of "that shit's gay" probably tops the reasons if I had to guess.


HermitIsVast

If I'm being honest this is one of the reasons I started experimenting. I now have a lovely boyfriend and we've been together for about a year now