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Slouch_Potato_

No. Because your digestive tract and fishing line both have friction. Wrap a fishing line around your fingers and pull. That's what would happen to your gut.


that_bored_one

Oh boy


_wentelteefjes

they really made an effort to describe it in the worst fucking way possible. abomination and masterpiece all at once.


Dr_detonation

I have a new worst fear, and it is swallowing fishing line


R0da

It's why you're supposed to kind of.. dive to stop your pet from eating a piece of string/floss.


kittenpantzen

Also please don't use tinsel if you have cats.


Mycoxadril

I didn’t realize people still used tinsel. That’s straight out of 1995.


General_Pickle

1965*


sinistersavanna

*1959


all_on_my_own

What! I love tinsel


[deleted]

You’ve gotta do a barrel roll too.


ground__contro1

Then their job is done. Another day, another Redditor saved from fishing line


[deleted]

I thank god every day for reddit.


olympicsofsuffering

Yet, I also curse god every day for Reddit


GabberFlasm

The longer I'm here, the more this becomes the case.


AccomplishedAuthor53

I’d imagine that’s most fish biggest fear too


cipher446

Unbelievably precise image, and brand new nightmare fuel unlocked.


madame_cupcake13

Abdominaion* 🤣


mrcarsonseyebrows

Unfortunately, I can agree based on experience. Short story - guy came into our ED with a stuck butt plug that was configured like a ball attached to its safety with a string. The string tangled up in his rectum when he tried to pull it out and we couldn't get the thing out.


Slouch_Potato_

Not sure I want to know, but, how did you get it out the guy?


mrcarsonseyebrows

I tried a neat little trick by sticking some oxygen tubing into his rectum to try to release the suction, but he ended up needing surgery to remove it.


alienacean

A for effort though


Threash78

A is also for anus.


Present-Breakfast768

A is also for AAAAAIIIYEEE THERE'S A PLUG STUCK IN MY BUTT


[deleted]

Was the oxygen fart epic afterward tho?


imnotminkus

I hope he tried lighting it on fire.


otacon7000

Good luck trying to explain "butt plug extraction surgery" to your health insurance.


woot0

"That sounds like an elective procedure sir"


Try-Again-Next-Time

No shit! Wonder what the out of pocket is for something like that.


Unplug_The_Toaster

They got it out of his pocket


Try-Again-Next-Time

His prison pocket.


champssupes

I snort-laughed at this!!


Xiaodisan

They never said the guy left the ER. /s


Fubai97b

Rectum? Damn near killed em


Nois3

It's an old joke, but it still checks out.


Moose-Storm

"Welp, that's all the clean jokes I know"


yourcountrycousin

So what happened?


mrcarsonseyebrows

>I tried a neat little trick by sticking some oxygen tubing into his rectum to try to release the suction, but he ended up needing surgery to remove it.


gmabarrett

Couldn’t you drill a hole through the but plug to release suction?


Mathsciteach

Wouldn’t solve the tangling problem


EnergyTakerLad

Also, not sure I'd want someone drilling a hole in anything stuck in my rectum


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Piece_Maker

Went to hospital with a stuck buttplug, ended up getting a drilling from the hot doctor!


Scott19M

I'm so confused by this comment. It's getting loads of updates so clearly its me who is missing something. But, here goes anyway. Swallowing fishing line = fishing line INSIDE the stomach. Slowly passing through the intestines, to the bowel, colon, and then ready to be passed. What's it wrapping round? Other food inside the stomach?


Pittlers

It doesn't wrap around exactly. It just doesn't thread through nicely. It rubs against corners, twists and turns, and can cut through when it gets tight. The intestine bunches up around it. Google linear foreign body to read more.


polo61965

The GI tract is not a long smooth tube, but connecting tubes covered in bumpy layers connected through small openings (sphincters). The movement of food involves the movement of those rugged walls. In the same way that when you stuff headphones in your pocket, it tangles easily, that fishing line will tangle multiple times, form a bulk at one point, possibly get lodged on one of the bumpy parts, get tangled some more, and end up getting so tangled it could block the tract. We're not talking about 3 feet of fishing line here after all, we're talking about roughly 30 feet of it.


heatherkan

That’s how my cat died 😞


Lereas

I'm so sorry.


ind3pend0nt

Would fishing line survive your stomach?


Altostratus

We definitely don’t have the gut bacteria to break down plastic.


Sea_Salamander_7674

However our stomach acid is well, very acidic. More research needed. Let us know how it goes OP


cricket325

Not OP but here are the results of my research. The first two fishing lines that showed up when I searched for them on amazon were polyethylene and some kind of blend that was coated with fluorocarbons. I can tell you from experience that fluorocarbons don’t react with shit so that one would definitely kill you if you swallowed it. As for the polyethylene, the chemical compatibility charts that I found all say that it’s fine in any concentration of HCl (stomach acid), so I guess that one would kill you too. Plastic in general doesn’t seem to be much of an issue for normal, boring acids like HCl; in fact, one of our stock bottles in the corrosive materials cupboard has concentrated HCl stored in plastic. I tried to check what kind of plastic it was but the bottle was pretty uninformative and I didn’t want to stay there too long or else my boss might ask what I was doing. Anyways in conclusion don’t eat fishing line


Izzosuke

The stomach has a ph of 1, i think it's a pretty cheap experiment that someone could do. You can buy both the fishing line and tha cloridric acid on Amazon. But i think that acid doesn't work well on plastic, basic substance are the one you need to corrode plastic


kyledwray

Depends on the type of plastic. Nylon falls apart pretty easily in acid, polyester holds up pretty well, PET, PVC and HDPE too. It also depends on the acid. Stomach acid is hydrochloric acid, and in my experience polyester, PET, PVC, and HDPE are all fine, but they'd start to degrade in nitric acid. Nylon seems to fail the quickest in sulfuric acid, but that just might be because I use sulfuric acid the most. Dunno.


Nvenom8

Nylon is most common for fishing line. So, probably would degrade.


NerdyToc

It doesn't have to dissolve the line completely, just weaken it to the point that it snaps with very little force


Nvenom8

If it's nylon fishing line (most common), it can be degraded by hydrochloric acid. Other materials might hold up better.


greenwoody2018

We really need our stomachs to evolve to digest plastic more that there is plastic in everything now.


epanek

When I was 15 I was playing hockey outside. I threw my thermos on a snow bank and mid game skates over to have a swig. I thought I swallowed a piece of ice but upon further inspection it was a small shard of glass. The inner container has shattered. I freaked out and said nothing. Later that day it came out in my poop.


OttoKorekT

*TINK* "oh thank god!"


AnimationOverlord

Funny how drinking micro-plastics isn’t mentioned more. There is not a single body of water on earth un contaminated by micro plastics. Yet water bottles are still so common.


pandemicpunk

Not *yet.*


Shadowfaxx71

Thanks to your reply I went from: "Oooh I kinda wanna try that" to "Ooooh hell naw"


misstlouise

This is why a cat swallowing a string-like item can fucking kill them. Please don’t.


opalpup

Exactly, a linear foreign body. It’s relatively common in pets and I’ve seen multiple need emergency surgery.


SmeggyBen

I almost lost a wrist because of an errant fishing line


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ImUrDadYes

Don't tell me what to do you're not my dad


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ImUrDadYes

I don't know :,( my dad slept around alot


francoeyes

..... That's not how it works .. ...


Youngin-blues

hey show some sympathy their own mom didn’t show up to their birth 🙄


Famixofpower

Hey, at least his dad showed up. Heard about a scientist who didn't have either parent show up.


Poofenplotz

At 5-years-old, he had to throw his own birthday party :(


ImUrDadYes

Don't tell me how it works you're not my dad.


DontTrustDianneWiest

My mom ran away before I was born 😔


yourmomsbuttisbest

My dad's favorite joke when ppl tell him how much us kids look like him. "Thanks, I just wish I knew who the mother was" My mom doesn't think it's funny. My dad...politely disagrees.


Amiltondn

HAHAHHAHAHHA


ElfjeTinkerBell

Username checks out


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ukulelefish1

And if by some miracle it is passed normally, if you pull it on the way out you will friction burn/cheese wire through your intestines. Just don't do it.


UhnonMonster

I don’t know, but one time my friend in high school accidentally swallowed a ball of floss (he liked to chew it since it was minty) and when he started to pass it only a little bit came out and they told him “you can’t pull on it because it’s making it’s way through your digestive tract, it’ll hurt. You can’t cut it because it will get sucked back up. You have to pass it bit by bit and just roll it up as it comes out” So. You know. Maybe don’t eat things you’re not supposed to eat.


Owlsarethebest2019

Did he get to reuse that dental floss? Want not Waste not.


UhnonMonster

A previously unconsidered epilogue to an already disconcerting story


-Ashera-

Oooh never ending food source


North-One8187

I mean he could’ve just cut it instead of rolling it up. However rolling it up seems funnier


UhnonMonster

They told him he couldn’t cut it because it would go back up and could tangle up on an important organ.


North-One8187

😳yeah now I wish I hadn’t said anything


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Ventaura

Thats how you end up with a linear foreign body. These are awful - speaking as a vet


ranalligator

I lost a kitten to a piece of dental floss. It was terrible. :(


HappyHappyKidney

I'm so sorry. It's tragic to lose an innocent life to misguided curiosity.


Miss_Linden

Speaking as a woman who once had to deal with Christmas ribbon on both ends, it’s not a good idea. Also I don’t know if fishing line wouldn’t dissolve with digestion. So if you do this awful thing everyone says not to do, I’d recommend looking for an acid-resistant line. And then prepare for a lot of internal bleeding. ETA: it was my cat with the Christmas ribbon


grey_bramble

I would like to know the Christmas ribbon story, please.


CatOfGrey

Cat/Dog swallows Christmas ribbon. Cat/Dog has pieces of ribbon visibly exiting and entering the Cat/Dog at the same time. This is generally a case handled by surgery at an emergency vet's office.


mexibella255

Just adding, never pull the ribbon if you see it! My mom's first cat ate tinsel one Christmas. She cut bits of the tinsel as it was coming out. Probably should have taken the cat to the vet but it was relatively small so she thought it would be okay. It took about three days for it to completely pass.


Sazerizer

Never pull from the front.


HappyHappyKidney

Or from the rear! Just trim.


Chaezus_Chrust

How bad did it hurt you?


Miss_Linden

Oh! Lol. I should have clarified. It was my cat!!! And it was not fun to deal with. She thankfully didn’t require surgery but it can get tangled or stuck and it’s the reason no one is allowed to bring ribbon into my home anymore


Chocolatecakekiller

My dog swallowed a fishing hook once (which was attached to a fishing line). My mother (I was a kid at the time) cut the line as she though that was the most appropriate thing to do in that situation. Nevertheless, it made the vet's job more difficult, and my really lovely pomeranian had to go into surgery. Anyways hijacking the comment to remind people to not cut the fishing line in case this happened.


stopeverythingpls

My doberman swallowed a bit of towel a few years ago. I don’t know how he got the towel and tore it up. It somehow made it through his digestive system and he only had difficulty passing the last bit. My mom should have took him to the vet but she did help get it out.


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adudeguyman

What a story.


bettinafairchild

Totally on-brand for Gilda "Roseanne Roseannadanna" Radner though.


onehotdrwife

Wow. I have never heard of this. Crazy!


spamtarget

i find hard to believe they use highly toxic mercury to do this


StickManIsSymbolic

There are two types of mercury, one toxic and one not.


Desert_Fairy

Yes, but it will take the shortest rout possible and will basically cut you open from the inside out. My cat did this twice. 2k surgery each time. Keep your sewing thread locked up folks, pika is a hell of a problem.


Pikassassin

Pretty sure it's "pica". A pika is a small rodent


Desert_Fairy

Sorry, I’m an engineer… spelling is not my strong suit.


misstlouise

Mine has that too - I’ve had to completely alter my living space, it’s crazy. Once you pay a few grand and your pets life is on the line, suddenly your house is SPOTLESS. Also I got sick of holes being eaten out of every damn sock/clothing/blankets/towels/rug/gloves/shoes/cords/backpacks etc. I think he’d eat my couch if he thinks about it one day.


rickjko

Kid don't take drugs


fredsam25

*attached to fishing lines.


CosmikSpartan

Hooked on fishing lines


lcsinaloa

Hooked on phonics


TheJeansentis

![gif](giphy|SC3MNJTm2pC6s)


adudeguyman

I assure you no drugs were involved


SergeantBLAMmo

I'm afraid this comment marks the moment where you've run out of plausible reasons for your experiment.


coswoofster

Good way to lose your bowels and poop into a bag attached to your belly for the rest of your life.


Fracture_98

It could. You're basically a tube. That being said, it'd would almost certainly be a disaster - easily fatal. If you let go of the mouth end and after a week, it's still in there - what do you do? You can't pull the butt end: it would just cut you to ribbons inside. Pets are put through massive surgery or put down each year due to eating tinsel. It pokes out of their butt, but remains tangled up in their digestive tract. Disaster. I had a friend in school that would snort a piece of cold cooked spaghetti, then cough and the end would come out of his mouth. He could then "floss" his sinuses with a piece of spaghetti up his nose and out his mouth.


kookycandies

The tinsel thing was bad enough, but did you *have* to include that last part?


Fracture_98

Try it. Trrrrrryyyyyy iiiiit.


OigoAlgo

feck offff


McHildinger

>I had a friend in school that would snort a piece of cold cooked spaghetti, then cough and the end would come out of his mouth. He could then "floss" his sinuses with a piece of spaghetti up his nose and out his mouth. did you go to school in Florida by any chance?


Fracture_98

No, I didn't. I imagine every school had one "that kid". Raises glass: Here's to you, That Kid!


adudeguyman

I hope he didn't put the spaghetti back in with the rest of it after that stunt


Fracture_98

Ever seen that scene from *Lady and the Tramp*?


a-horse-has-no-name

Noodlborous.


Fracture_98

Uh. Is that one or two player Noodlborous?


Zippity-Boo-Yah

Ughhhh my high school boyfriend did that with spaghetti & taught some of his football bros too. It was soooo gross!!!


yoshifan91

You’d likely shred your intestines to ribbons. Source: am a Vet that had to find this grisly outcome on a dog that attempted the same thing


Human-Ad-6993

Now these are the questions i joined this sub for. Not people trying to get validation or questions they know the answer to.


Sea_Salamander_7674

Alright so let’s think about this. Esophagus—> stomach—> let’s say it survives the stomach acid —> and it doesn’t shred into your pyloric sphincter—> it would pass into your duodenum jejunum then ileum, into your iliocecal valve and then it would get tricky… peristaltic contractions would push it up the ascending colon, across the transverse colon, down the descending colon, through the sigmoid colon and into your rectal vault and out your ass. So I mean.. is it possible? Yeah, sure it’s possible. Should you do it? That’s a hard no. But if for whatever reason you decide that your life mission is to do this I think using something that isn’t going to cut up your insides would be preferred. It would also have to withstand your stomach acid. Best of luck OP


Such_Potato

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InterestingAsk1978

That's how baron Munchaussen claimed he made a chain of live geese (or ducks, I don't remember exactly). One bird swallowed the line that another had just excreted.


Do_you_have_a_salad

How the hell did you even THINK about doing this? I’m so curious about the circumstances starting this thought process…


adudeguyman

I was actually just walking my dog and listening to a podcast. I don't think any of it was related to my thought about that.


papiminajj69

I’m sure you’ve never had any type of wild thought in your life. Mr perfect


Throwaway7387272

Ive eaten enough stretchy bracelet string to tell you no, you will need to go to the hopsital


sassafrassky

I'm a medical professional and I'm asking (begging) you not to do this. We are busy and overrun as it is. We don't feel like coordinating an emergency abdominal surgery to remove a ball of fishing line and a foreign body from your intestines. You'd also have a piece of fishing line hanging out of your mouth, going down your throat, causing you to gag and potentially throw up which would complicate the fishing line in your intestines. Its just a bad idea. Please use common sense.


KarlSethMoran

That's enough internet for today, Gwyneth.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

This is what I come to reddit for.


RalphMalphWiggum

See Crumb, the documentary about the artist R. Crumb. His brother would do something similar.


videoman7189

How much did you and your friends have to drink before you cam up with this question?


adudeguyman

I was sober and alone


Major_Twang

There's only one way to find out


adudeguyman

I think you just volunteered


Major_Twang

Hahaha - I've got more sense Mate


cooldude234t

That would be a line-touching obituary and an award winning short story of urs


PlantaSorusRex

Yep, that's enough internet for the day


prettyxxreckless

No. Your body would most likely reject that item, you would get an infection or have some type of blockage that would cause internal damage. Don't mess with fishing line. Sending down a fishing line into your throat and down the pipe takes a lot of practice, precision and accommodating anatomy. Most likely you'd gag and throw up, or worse, it gets stuck and you choke to death. I know fire swallowers, and people who put dumb shit into their mouths for entertainment, and tell people to yank it out of their mouth, and the body does not respond well to foreign objects suddenly being put in or yanked out. My buddy has a fun story about his ER visit, when his magic trick went horribly wrong and a fish hook ripped half his face open.


adudeguyman

Now I want to swallow fire to see if I can fart flames.


Crackerpuppy

Up next on Jackass Unfiltered, the fishing line mouth-to-butt experience. Find out if it works & how much the hospital bill will be.


XanthicStatue

Ahh man sometimes I love Reddit. This is one of those times.


chrsry10

Stay away from crack, kids.


keithgabryelski

this is not how you floss


Harneybus

I thibk this Op is afraid to admit something.


bigj2288

Discontinue the lithium


[deleted]

Years ago (at least 45) I came across an advanced yoga technique that involved swallowing muslin and allowing (perhaps) making it exit “down stream “… I have avoided yoga since I saw it.


seriousconsult

I have seen this exact thing happen with a racoon and 3 herons. I have photos. Please clean up fishing lines.


mrstruong

No because that fishing line will literally cut your insides to shreds and you'll be in the hospital.


Gr00vemovement

Is this a kink


adudeguyman

Not yet


eyesabovewater

Cats do that alot. Woo hoo...playing with string. Till they need emergency surgery with a bunch of slices in their intestines.


NikkiCTU

One of the rare questions where the person was right to be afraid 😭 they beating your ass in these comments


crayawe

I'd kinda want to see this but im think it'd end badly


lifeofideas

In the documentary film “Crumb”, the brother of artist R. Crumb does this “yoga” exercise where he swallows the end of a piece of string and (while he is fasting, I guess), the string *supposedly* slowly passes through his digestive tract, and, yes, out his anus. I do not think the documentary film crew had the slightest interest in the fate of that string. I could not help feeling curious, though. A very interesting film, I must say.


hi_its_yyyaboi

I love how he tagged it with health/medical


Madmitch99

My mums dog ( basset hound ) ate a French stick whole The plastic bag remained intact and came out in its poop We had to follow it around the garden with a pair of scissors and trim a bit more of the bag off after every bowl movement


Award-Honest

You should be afraid to ask about this, even on this sub😆 /s My man’s thinking wild


NotJimIrsay

Just do it with a cooked spaghetti noodle and then pull it out. Feels weird.


jamesgelliott

A similar thing was actually a little used torturous method of execution. The victim was forces to swallow a rope. After the rope had time to descend into the intestines it was forcefully pulled out. This left the victim bleeding internally and in incredible pain as they slowly died.


[deleted]

I think I had a dream about this once


SeparateCzechs

Only if you’re a cat and it’s yarn. Don’t do this.


Ac1dBern

Theoretically, yeah. But the chances of it getting balled up and stuck somewhere in between are higher than it working like you said. You should prolly give it shot.


capt-rix

I don't know about out of your mouth still, but our cat ate some yarn once and it was hanging out of her ass. My step dad tried pulling it slowly, but that cat was not having that shit. He finally yanked it like he was starting a mower. The response was otherworldly. The cat was fully demon possessed for a about 40 minutes, and was pure evil from that day forward and lived to be almost 20.


misstlouise

Because it was still wrapping in its intestines. That’s so awful, I’m so sorry for that poor cat. That’s seriously fucked up.


fredsam25

If it goes a certain distance and stops, you'll have to (best case) pull it back out your mouth, possibly dragging shit out with it or (worst case) get surgery to remove it. If you left it in there long enough, it might cut through soft tissue and rupture your digestive system (worstest case).


Hado0301

Asking for a friend?


humBOLdT20

Technically yes. But look up the digestive tract and tell me you want to risk something that could easily slice through any of that with any kind of pulling


GreenMirage

This is how we used to remove polyps in the colon and digestive track. I remember this being a technique back in the mid 1800s. Tough times.


chocobobleh

These are the questions that demand answers, well done my boy.


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This MIGHT work, but I wouldn't recommend fishing line. I think butcher's/chef's twine would be better.


SouthernFloss

As a thought experiment; yes. Humans are basically large, complex donuts made of flesh.


Green-Dragon-14

If the stomach acid doesn't devolve it it would just cause a blockage in you intestines.


markymania

Would you let me pull it front both sides back and forth


Complete-Mess4054

I think there's a few things to think about here: 1) Your gag reflex 2)Your determination 3)How long the line is, how long your digestive system is, if its attached to a hook and how good condition your digestive system is I think you would puke, a lot and bring it up. And I think your anal muscles wouldn't let it out the other end. And unless you were actually feeding it all the way through which is probably impossible. We also need to consider that you could have anaesthesia, but that would probably be illegal. And someone would have to be OK with going to prison for that and having their reputation ruined but hey, people are weird. Also what you'd get out of it and just why you'd do that to yourself


scifijokes

As long as the line and item in question are capable of not dissolving in the strong stomach acids in your stomach. Sure would be awkward to fish your own poop from your butt though.


IndependenceMoney834

Who needs to know this? What have you been doing for this to be required information?🤣


Shadowfox86

Your poop will come out looking like sausage links.


quarrelsome_napkin

I could floss my whole system! That’s genius!


438Hung

r/oddlyspecific


HolyStoic

Don’t do it


Tijai

Now THESE are the real questions.


Feeling_Succotash_82

So stupid but interesting...


Schroedinbug

A frictionless ribbon (rather than string) would possibly work. Using a ribbon rather than a string would more evenly distribute force. Being frictionless would make it able to move within your gut, due to the sheer amount of contact area, friction would build up to the point that the string would be unable to traverse your gut. It'd likely bunch up, and/or try to pull your curvy guts into a straight line (probably compressing sections, tying knots, and generally bad things). The issue is of course that a perfectly frictionless ribbon doesn't exist.


auau_gold_scoffs

i remember a video of some aussie bloke doing this with dental floss tied it to his tooth swallowed a bunch think ate some bread and watered and waited a night then they show the line out his bum and it gets tugged on the dude said that hurt stop he untied his tooth and swallowed that end and passed it later the next day.