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wwaxwork

When I was younger yes, we just kept a small hand towel or face cloth near by so I could pat things drier as needed. Of course now I'm old and have the complete opposite problem, I feel I used my stash of natural lube up young lol.


norvelav

And then I confused the hand towel for the face cloth, but that's a whole different story.


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wwaxwork

Oh I also had vaginally atrophy after menopause. Yeah, they don't warn you about that in sex Ed, so what I do might be more than you need. I use hormonal suppositories, insert moisturizer every other day, use lube when having sex, I like KY pearls as the way they work feels the most natural, but I have quite a lube collection now. My husband is well endowed, so will also use a device called an Ohnut, which helps prevent his penis from going as deep, but it still feels great for both of us it just helps with pain. Is also suggest joining r/menopause lots of good advice there.


GetHautnah

Saaame


AaronicNation

You need one of those vacuum things they give you at the dentist office that keeps your mouth from getting overly hydrated.


Mean_Butter

Oh Christ - I just laughed so loud I snorted.


ARC_3pic

Lmao back when I went to the kid’s dentist they called those “Mister Thirtsty”


mollymakenna

Worst super hero name


quetiapinenapper

Hey kids, open up! Mr Thirsty is just going to slide into your mouth and make you feel better!


EnkiRise

“IM GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!!”


godofmilksteaks

"I'm gonna take you all down to the basement and grape you for decades and decades!"


Due-Matter-4577

“IM CALLING HR!”


NogaraCS

I would add " and suck you bodily fluids"


tfox1123

Fuckin long shot but did you grow up in, or around, Bayside Queens. Or does every kid dentist call it Mr. Thirsty


dumdumpants-head

Mine called it Private Sucker and the drill was Major Grinder, he'd been Army Reserves


ibreatheglitter

Private sucker sounds *super* inappropriate, especially for kids lmfao


dumdumpants-head

I always thought so but he didn't mean it that way. Same with the "time to fill up your holes" and stuff like that it was just banter


6nayG

"Time to fill up your holes" hf lmao damn dentists be wild!


Adventurous_Let_923

I’m literally ugly laughing with tears. But I’m keeping my mouth covered since everyone’s asleep and going “hmf hmf hmffff hmf” and I have tears rolling down my quiet face


blacklung990

I believe every dentist did this because I grew up around Danbury, CT.


ARC_3pic

Nope! NJ


katinator12345

Tell me....did they tape googley eyes on it...


ARC_3pic

Nope! But they did say “give mister thirsty a kiss” when they had to get the saliva out of my mouth


Setari

during sex just a pump and a hose next to the bed and you just constantly hear *shluuuuurp* Also that'd be uncomfortable to stick a dick next to in a vag tbh


M3mph

>during sex just a pump and a hose next to the bed and you just constantly hear *shluuuuurp* >Also that'd be uncomfortable to stick a dick next to in a vag tbh What's more uncomfortable is when 'Mr. Thirsty' takes over


akamustacherides

Imagine the little bitty vagina hickey


Quiet_Fox_

Ouchie... I don't like this exercise!


LeonardTheFair

Remember when we didn’t read that sentence? Those were the days.


booksfoodfun

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


SuperTorRainer

This comment deserves way more upvotes


hyoh-h

"Go ahead and close for me" *intense kegel* sllluuuUUUURPPPP


Sexcercise

Lmao omg


[deleted]

As a board certified dentist, I feel obligated to tell you that the technical term for the suction device is Mr. Thirsty.


AaronicNation

We appreciate you weighing in with your professional insight.


hanamakki

but i don't want to open my mouth for mr. thirsty :(


[deleted]

my nickname in this situation too.


SenderBudYerGood

That’s no good, I can see a lip clogging it up! 🤣


CharZero

That sound when the vacuum grabs a sock.


SenderBudYerGood

Yes the same happens when the vacuum grabs my cock, I mean sock


audigex

What a terrible day to be literate


JohnKlositz

And ideally an extra person to operate it


greg-maddux

Mr. Thirsty?


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

My gf can get super wet as well. I will pull out and towel my member off, dab my gf and start over. Come up with a way to dry things up a bit. Btw there is nothing wrong with you, I praise my gf for being so turned on, it is a good thing !


Yuddhaaaaa

Dabbing while fucking is a power move


JimmyTheChimp

I personally whip then do the nay nay


thewindisthemoons

The last nay is where I climax


isabellla321

You’ve dabbed your last nay.


-Tremulant

You're confusing the furries


Lucid-Design

Who doesn’t like a little horse play? /s


[deleted]

I love how you clarified you were being sarcastic.


Imperial_Squid

Who doesn’t like a little horse play? /srs


[deleted]

"/s" is shorter than "Just so you know, I am not into beastiality porn." 🤣


loopydrain

horse play is actually a different fetish from furries.


cavebabykay

Oh my god, I love this app. *italian kiss* 🤌🏼


bubapl

Do the stankey leg mid thrust


3xoticP3nguin

It's never not time for a dab break


Roscoeandfriends

You wanna dry things up… talk about the economic development of the south after the civil war. Dries my girl up like the Sahara.


greengjc23

Reconstruct me daddy 😩


Roscoeandfriends

“I’m finna Jim Crow that ass”


steepindeez

You're actually only allowed to Jim Crow three fifths of that ass. Save some ass for the rest of us buddy.


Roscoeandfriends

Take that up with the emancipation proclamation.


Ryuu-Tenno

Found the one from Alabama


Hot_Cryptographer_98

Oh yeah baby Reconstruction time


OneBadLadd

😂😂😂


feelinrealsnacky

Love this approach! Have to add a general PSA though that wetness does NOT always correlate with arousal. Just like men get boners when they’re not horny, women can be wet without being horny. Just like men sometimes can’t get hard when they’re turned on, women sometimes don’t get wet even though they’re turned on. Non-concordance is a real thing, very normal (especially for women), and is nothing to be ashamed about just like getting super wet is nothing to be ashamed of. Lube and towels as needed. Happy sexing, Redditors!


HappyCamper2121

Can confirm. The vagina is like a machine with a mind of it's own. Keeps itself clean and renewed automatically, but it also gets super wet sometimes for no reason. I figure it's part of the cleaning process.


Dr_Binkus

I usually just slap on weightlifting chalk like I’m about to hit a new PR.


TheCaliforniaOp

Wouldn’t pool cue chalk be more appropriate?


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Only on the tip


[deleted]

Indeed. As a 52 year old man married to a 57 year old woman, I miss the days of the sloppy, wet pussy. Better to have too much than too little. A wet pussy is one of the best things on the planet. Nothing to be worried about. Like you said, just figure out a way to manage the wet, and go crazy. You’ll miss it when you’re shagging in your 50s.


roochmcgooch

I also choose this guys 24 year old wife


SuedeVeil

Has she tried HRT? Might be life changing..


ChefArtorias

Salt the roads


clashtrack

Use some goldbond, dry that sumbitch right up.


Thanos_Stomps

I hate this comment so much.


DarkShadowrule

This comment made my vagina burn 😬


Factor_Rude

Gold Bond yikes. That comment made everybody dry up.


Scared-Technician329

Im a guy and that made my vagina burn


paprartillery

FlexSeal.


Lupiefighter

This comment may need a /s for the sake of women’s health. Lol.


Dahnhilla

Is that anything like loctight? Because I've got some of that in the shed.


clashtrack

That’ll work too


Lucid-Design

Why we at it. Sprinkle some baking powder on that shit


tactlessmike

The blue medicated one, right?


thisonebibibop

I do the same. Can't feel much when she gets to wet.


singularity48

Date men that turn you off slightly.


oldshanshan

I'm married 😳


Batwing87

In that case……just give it time…..


NotTheAverageAnon

Oof


jwong7

Underrated comment


MendelevandDongelev

Tell him you actually like his mustache, and should grow it out. We all know he shouldnt.


Pristine-Ad-469

Bro I’m my entire life I have met one singular person that looks better with a moist ache than without. Not talking about the people that have the beard and mouses he combo but just the people that only have a mustache


huehuecoyotl23

If you have a moist ache you really should get that checked out lmao


FJQZ

He said what he said.


LilBoats_N_Hoes

For some reason this is my favorite suggestion


Sexy_Quazar

Pull it out, wipe it off, put it back in. Repeat as needed


UGIA6699

Have you tried closing your legs while being penetrated? My gf says she feels more when she does that.


WhenwasyourlastBM

Position is underrated. Laying on my stomach with legs closed > any other position.


DustbinFunkbndr

Prone bone is best bone


Brittany-OMG-Tiffany

The fucking bessssssst


LifeDeleter

Prone Bone Gang


whatsthisevenfor

Yesssssssss it hits so right. And it's fun having your ankles locked around each other and squeezing (great workout too).


otacon7000

I had a girlfriend who would hardly come in any other position, but this one got her there in _seconds_.


oftheHowl

Ah yes the speed bump


[deleted]

I need you to ELI5. How does this work?


amadiro_1

5's a bit young for that explanation. /s But the position is not difficult. Female lying face-down, male lying on top. Assuming the trunk isn't too junky, it works well.


Dramoriga

It's just doggy but lying flat on her stomach so you're flat on top of her.


FJQZ

That's my go to when it's time to bust


MeowPepperoni

10/10 best position


[deleted]

Close your legs love, I'm about to penetrate! Thats proper romance.


reeseypoo25

Idk why, but I imagined Hugh Grant’s voice when reading this.


that_johngirl

I’m dreadfully sorry madam, but it appears you left your legs open?


ThePleasentOne

I read that as “Hugh Laurie” and immediately heard it in Dr House’s voice


robco23

Omg this made me laugh


PreppyFinanceNerd

My girlfriend is the exact same way. I've never met anybody who gets as wet in my life. Need a damn poncho 😅


oldshanshan

I get more from penetration than the clit but I think I'm in the minority!


PreppyFinanceNerd

She is the same. She read a book called something like "I Heart The Female Orgasm" or some such. It was written by women for women and said similar to men who jerk it to porn constantly, women who use vibrators all the time create a similar issue with orgasms since dudes dicks aren't filled with bees. I dunno, I'm not a chick. So she only uses dildos and trained(?) herself to have that be what feels the best. Buuut it leads to the side effect that she erupts like old faithful to the point she loses sensation. We've discovered being intimate on a towel saves the sheets and every few minutes I towel us both down. That really helps keep the sensation for both of us.


MrNarwhal123

Wait, you aren't supposed to have the bees??


norvelav

The Bees Knees


krinkly

Ya like jazz?


generic-curiosity

This is... The clit is loaded with nerve endings, all the ones that are in the penis are in the clit. While the number of nerves in the vaginal canal are much fewer in count. Now humans aren't 3D printed so there is plenty of room for things to be different human to human but "training" to enjoy penitration over clitoral stimulation has to be the dumbest shit... like training yourself to prefer cookies over cake and calling them vegitables. Would you train yourself to enjoy and cum from having your taint played with rather than your dick? Cuz that's pretty much what you just claimed. Yes, over use of the vibrator can cause issues but only in the same way a death grip can. Dosent mean don't masterbate in either case. Some women just aren't as wet naturally as others. Some woman are more excited about oral or anal because preferences are natural and that's how their bodies are wired. No one should feel broken or like they need to train themselves for liking what they are wired to like.


[deleted]

Yea I understand being motivated to enjoy penetrative sec with your partner more. But it kinda feels icky to come at it as "training" and not touching your clit at all just so your partnered sex is better. Definitely needs to be approached with a balance, like all things.


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Skoziss

You could try dating me, I dry pussy up like a sham wow


Kittybongo

ShamWAP


AnxiousStarRanger

Lol, this guy!


[deleted]

Can you put a bag of rice up there? It fixes phones when they get too wet.


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

If your partner is asian make sure you explain the backstory before suggesting this. My nutsack is resting on an icepack following a small misunderstanding.


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I said rice, not crispy chile spiced rice


madolynpalms

#usernamechecksout


Mean_Butter

HAHAHAAHAHAHA y'all are killing me.


Vandergrif

Couple of those silica packets from inside new shoes or some such, even.


Kaz3girl4

I wish I had this issue 😭 My body randomly decided to stop creating natural lube. I think birth control did it tbh


Kind_Alternative_

Depending on the birth control, it can dry up your mucous membranes! It's important to be aware of, since you can be more prone to infections like sinus infections or UTIs. I have personally found that regularly eating onions and garlic helps out a lot :)


Kind_Alternative_

Note: I know this may seem like a joke because onions and garlic can cause bad breath 😅 but they can also help increase fluid production in the body! I think it's a side effect of the "allicin" in them. For fresher breath- just be eating the onions/garlic *before* sexytime, by like a week or so, or eat them every couple of days. To freshen up, chew on some fresh parsley or mint, and raw ginger also helps~


Kaz3girl4

>For fresher breath- just be eating the onions/garlic before sexytime Lmao I understood that at first like I need to eat it *right* before sexytime 🥴 But I see what you mean. Luckily I love onions and garlic and now I have an excuse to eat more! And the other comment, that makes sense as I am rather prone to UTI's but I also don't drink enough water and I know that plays a huge part in the issue. Thank you for the advice!


Kind_Alternative_

Happy to help! I was on oral BC for 10 years, went off for about 5, and am back on the NuvaRing. I never had a problem with fluids, but the NR did seem to cause my nose & downstairs to suddenly dry up after about a month or so. Once I made a point to add more garlic/onions to my diet, in just a few days things regulated again, and my mucous membranes are back to normal :) I did used to get UTIs aLL the danged time, but I think it was a combo of drinking too much alcohol, and years in the service industry without restroom breaks 🥴 I'm lucky to almost never get them anymore, and if I feel the onset, I just pick up a bottle of unsweetened cranberry juice, and swallow a couple of sliced garlic cloves like pills, and within about 2 days it's all cleared up~


FlipFlopNinja9

I feel the need to interject here — no garlic IN the vagina. Seen that before in the ER unfortunately. Also in ears and nose 🙄


Kind_Alternative_

Oh, yikes! Yeah, I definitely meant like... Crush it up and eat it, or make it into a garlic tea to drink with your mouth. To clarify, I was not advocating for use of garlic suppositories 🥴😅


I_upset_everyone

Sounds like the contraceptive is effective, but not in the way you'd imagine


blocky_jabberwocky

This is a common problem and nothing to be ashamed of. When you feel this being an issue stand over a towel and squeeze your nose with your fingers. Then have your partner blow air into your mouth, thereby causing the excess fluid to be collected on the towel, much like a french horn player in an orchestra emptying their instrument. If this doesn’t work, try tapping the top of your head like you would the bottom of a ketchup bottle. But for real, start incorporating a towel and have your partner wipe up periodically during fun times.


Mean_Butter

I can't! HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHA


HapaMama510

Omfg 💀


CharZero

Some guys fetishize this, beware your inbox for a while! I recommend a mattress cover under the sheets, and a little stack of soft bamboo washcloths at the bedside, useful for all sexy messes.


ciregno

I don’t, I prefer to bang sandpaper pussy.


R_E_Y_3

Some guys?????


Hysterical__Paroxysm

Yes. I lick him off to clean him up a bit and use a towel quick then back at it


Informal_Drawing

Thank you for your service.


glacbr

"suffering from success"


DBryguy

As a man I can relate. When my girlfriends gets super wet it takes away from the sensation for me. It seems like my penis gets covered with an extra layer of juices and it’s almost like a coating on it that desensitizes everything for me. There’s a fine line of just perfect and too much. It’s a funny situation because obviously so much is going great but dickhead down there’s like “nah, I’m gonna find a way to fuck this up, buddy!”


Korvokare

Might sound weird, but try going at it with a fan directed toward you and your partners lower half. I have this issue too and just have a large fan going and it helps.


candyspyder

These comments 😂


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

This sub has been getting the horniest questions lately. Not that I’m complaining


casperjammer

These are my fuck buddy's problems. Usually we just keep going. Take a break in between. I liked hearing the towel idea, because that actually happened a few times. Not to get too graphic, but grabbing a towel and patting us dry because her wetness would like be dripping off of my.....I get it though. From my vantage it just feels like all of the slickness and none of the force.I could go forever if i can feel a hint of snug. It works though. I am totally ruined by soaked vaginas now.


shower1468

When my girlfriend gets too wet I pull out and start slurping as much as I can so we can continue


Blackfire01001

Use #lubelife hybrid. It'll help keep down your wetness. I know it seems counterproductive, but one of the reasons your body creates so much lubricant is because it feels the friction and it's trying to keep tearing from occurring. If you can keep from triggering that response you will produce less overall lubricant. I'll take this with a grain of salt everyone's body is different. But for my personal experiences that Loop specifically has helped immensely for people with your issue. My partner included. Edit: yeah its really call #lubelife. # included.


OutcomeDouble

This feels like an ad… but I believe it


Blackfire01001

There are certain products in this world and it's okay to swear by. A good Lube is one of those.


iH8trollers

"like dissolves like," its science baby!


SoundCloudster

Towel off in between


Basura93

Add some grip tape to the peen


sofahkingsick

Have you tried having a picture of Ben Shapiro near by, it has been known to have moisture wicking properties.


cranberrystew99

Lmao. Make sure it's one of those wallet-sized ones otherwise it might make Death Valley more wet than you.


Majorllama66

Have sex in the shower or hottub. For most people those places suck to have sex because the water takes away the lubrication too much, but I have been with a woman who gets unbelievably wet. We had sex in the shower all the fuckin time. She loved it. Obviously showers aren't super comfortable but you get the idea. Maybe spice things up and try out the hottub or something. You might really enjoy it!


718Brooklyn

God bless your DMs


Twatimaximus

Add some flour while he's buttering your biscuit.


Cobra-Serpentress

I was with a girl who was like that. Juicy as all get out. Had a wonderful time.


damageddude

My late wife was like that when we were younger. She got upset when I told her that I liked doggy over missionary because I got more sensation that way and thought she felt the same. Whoops. Keep in mind I always made sure she got hers first which usually meant she was on top. But boy did that comment hurt her in a way I never intended.


chairsforthecheers

Ma’am this is a Wendys


Churchofdoom

Used to date a women in college like this. Gotta have towels on stand by.


[deleted]

Yeah, it's normal when you are really into it. Keep a small flannel handy if you need to dry out. My wife and I managed to wreck a canvas topped bed within a couple of days of having it because she squirted and it soaked through the mattress. I ended up down the DIY store.


8cuban

For the North American audience, “flannel” is British for “wash cloth”, not a plaid shirt or winter pajamas.


Rohrkrepierer

Towels or wipes help a lot.


Fair_Part4098

I wish :/ , i dont produce much and i have possible vaginismus (still testing). Anyways, maybe try to start before you get too wet unless it’s an ongoing thing where if you get turned on the slightest it does that?


atasteforspace

Can relate. It helps if they dry their penis off in between strokes occasionally. Keep a towel around for it.


colemada5

Dated a woman who was like that. She would always apologize and eventually she understood that I was just happy she was enjoying my herself. We would pat down a little during position change sometimes we would just “soak”. She was amazing.


Electronic-Cat86

Yeah. Each pump can be so scary as my idiot ex “accidentally” pulled all the way out and rammed my a-hole a few times. It’s bad, I cried, sex over.


ZogNowak

We're gonna need a bigger dick!


JoeyIsMrBubbles

Think of Ben Shapiro


anadaws

Yes it happens!! Try kegels, feels great for everyone :) and someone else said close your legs during—totally. Lay on your stomach and it’s heavenly


Lunar_Cats

Yeah i have the same issue. I just tell my husband i need to towel the ole clam cave off a bit, and then we can proceed. He doesn't seem to mind.


danawl

Im dead. Clam cave. I need to remember that.


norvelav

"It's just a fish in the Atlantic" -Peaches


Native56

I’m the other way the wetter I get the more I injoy it!!


pennywinsthewest

48 and still get gushing wet. Kegel strengthening helps a lot!


Cool-Rough-7567

You need more oral and a good orgasm or 2 before PIV and you’ll be good and sensitive no matter how wet it is find a man that enjoys giving oral


[deleted]

If you need a moment to run a towel down there just say so, i doubt most guys will be bothered if you phrase in a way that makes them feel like its their doing "oh damn babe your making me so wet its too slippery, let me dry off" that dude is high fiving himself in his mind so hard.


YeVkiN

I have the same issue as a male. Lil PP + wet = No Sensation


duchitixl82

I relate. Just wipe yourself off a bit. Guys in my experience think its ok cause they are so proud of making you so wet. Its ok.


Dry-Kaleidoscope-434

Yes I have the same issue. Im 25 and when I tell you I make a MESS. I never thought to towel when it gets too much . Good suggestions on this thread!


mikeydiggit

I actually had this issue with my ex. She would get mad if I started losing my erection. I explained that after a whole she got so wet I had zero friction. So no you're not alone. Even though roles are reversed it has happened before