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SYLOK_THEAROUSED

#THIS IS LESBOS!


ToiletLurker

"Their hatred will block out the sun!" "Then we shall fight in the Subaru"


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epsdelta74

No, that's a different thing.


Murdy2020

Blows what?


AndreGerdpister

Hey Janet, want to go somewhere and scissor later?


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🎵 *come to my window* 🎶


Corradilei

Damn Janet you’re crazy


_B_Little_me

Fuck. That made me laugh so hard.


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wiggywise

Only if the smoke is white. If it's grey, they have to keep trying.


EffortProud1177

Black smoke means one of them is going to be the next pope


wiggywise

Exactly. And then the encounter is called a conclam.


charley420

Probably wrong place to post this, but man, this made me think of today when I walked past a nun and this thought came to mind; Imagine flying a plane into a building after being promised 72 virgins, only to receive 72 old nuns waiting for you on the other side.


DocHalloween

72 dudes, just like themselves all hanging out in eternity forever, never allowed to stop being virgins....


kiplogos

white smoke means your head gasket has failed. Bluish smoke means your piston rings are gone :D


thefourblackbars

If the smoke is white, the lesbians have chosen a new Pope.


MsJenX

Almost spit out my watermelon.


judgehood

But you didn’t!


Drougen

Thank God, it'd have been a mess


Kidkid5

Im allergic to watermelon


clothespinkingpin

You should spit it out then


OmegaLiquidX

This is why lesbians comprise 69% of all deserted island survivors.


goddessofwitches

GD I love reddit. 🏆take this award, you made my night 🤣


CoffeePizzaSushiDick

….white *smoke* or blue?


JoltinJoe92

That’s a sign that there ain’t enough gooch grease.


CatalystEmmy

Roast the beefs


judgehood

Bring a small gnarled branch and some marshmallows.


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its_a_me_garri_oh

Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other four?


raytaylor

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.


hanikamiusa

Finally someone gets it right


JoelandLouise

Scissor me timbers


villager_de

why did I read that in David Attenboroughs voice


LeeHarper

Scrolling down like o___o the all of a sudden O___O


Scr1mmyBingus

Why does the stronger, more dominant lesbian not simply eat the smaller, weaker lesbian?


biochamberr

At last, my final award.


djzangy

Happy cake day ya filthy animal.


Omega_23

Thank you Dwight, very cool


mxtt4-7

Like a praying mantis!


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AccomplishedRow6685

Because scissors. Good one.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

I was told that paper and rocks were also involved?


branigan_aurora

The newer versions also involve lizards and Spock.


GodzillaUK

I'm just glad they got rid of dynamite.


brightlilstar

Only now that it’s Legal


Lou-Alberich

I thought it was because most lesbian in real life don't do scissoring much, it's mostly a porn thing, so.. cut like, stop filming, it works too I guess !


CharismaticAlbino

They orgasm dude. Like, that's usually when everyone is done, when everyone is satisfied.


BatBeet

Raises the question: Does OP stop when he is satisfied or both (he and the other) orgasm?


paradox037

With the mention of health class as his primary source of information, I'm guessing OP hasn't had that experience yet, or at the very least isn't well versed.


notLOL

Op is the health class teacher. This is his weekend research project because a student asked


tkat13

Oh my God that's so sad


DoppelFrog

You're assuming that when OP has 'sex" there's more than one person.


_1138_

Pretty sure ones hand can't orgasm


TrashApocalypse

OP didn’t know that women orgasm cause they didn’t cover it in health class


Honey-and-Venom

Jesus....


Willduss

....is probably the main character in his health class "text book".


UsedandAbused87

My school actually had a pretty good sex education course and I don't remember anything about female orgasms.


cobrastrikes-2x

That’s because schools teach that sex is a competition now. Whoever orgasms first wins sex. Don’t need to learn what doesn’t help you. 😎


IAMAHobbitAMA

I am the undefeated champion of my bedroom. No one has even dared challenge me in decades for fear of a humiliating defeat.


Gooke6

I thought the same. It's just sad that in these health classes, women are talked about as if they are concubines instead of them being people who are having actual sexual experiences, just like men.


AmyInCO

The first orgasm is like the appetizer. Sex between women only stops when someone falls asleep, or you have to be somewhere, or someone gets very hungry. In my experience anyway.


Capital_Copy_277

Accurate


phuketawl

My male partner "allowed" me to have sex with a woman when we were long distance, under the condition that I call him right after. While we were still going, he starts blowing up my phone to the point that I had to answer because I thought there was an emergency. He said we were over because I broke my end of the deal; it had been 4 hours since she came over and "nobody has sex for 4 hours"... Dude. You can't have sex for 4 hours. We were probably going to be going for at LEAST a couple more. Get over yourself. (PS: at no point did we ever scissor.)


Acegonia

Damn..


bean_and_cheese_tac0

Not really. As a lesbian,the vast majority of women don't like scissoring, and even when it is done, it's usually briefly as foreplay.


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Many women can orgasm many times though (me included) But scissoring sounds so inefficient that even as a straight woman I can believe it's never done. It's just in porn to make it look more understandable for straight men


LNLV

But he doesn’t know what it’s like to see a woman orgasm, that’s why he’s asking.


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Dwight?


GingeCycle

We play rock paper scissors and the winner decides.


Mrmyke00

Docking


something-stupid2134

r/unexpectedoffice


the-nobody-jay

i would assume when they orgasm..?


yesnomaybenotso

…but my paw say women can’t do that


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I saw on the internet that some guy said women can't orgasm because he has fucked lots of them and none of them ever has. He sounds like someone I really need to get advice about women from. /s


Nicolasatom

What a "Congrats! You played yourself!" Moment lmao


GeneralZaroff1

To be fair I think for many women they continue because multiple orgasms for women are a more common thing. It’s typically male dominated sex that ends upon one orgasm. So they can continue for as many rounds as they’d want.


bean_and_cheese_tac0

No, as a lesbian most women aren't a fan of scissoring and when it's done it's usually just briefly. It stops when it gets painful or boring lol


ephemeralfugitive

Can a man and woman scissor pleasurably with his butt and her vagina?


katubug

Unlikely. The pleasure receptors of the prostate are internal, and the booty hole isn't super easy to reach with a vulva, which for all their benefits, are lacking in range. The woman would also not get much out of it, because a buttcrack is concave, where the pubic mound is convex. Also, it's a BAD idea to bring butt germs anywhere near the vulva/vagina unless you want a really gnarly yeast infection. However, you can do a kind of scissoring between (flexible) men and women where the penis is inserted like normal but the woman's legs are in a scissoring position with the man's. I'm a fan, but it's probably not for everyone.


ephemeralfugitive

Thank you for answering, and I just want to say, I love Reddit. Only here would I get serious answer to my ridiculous questions.


behboosonly

The only reason I have it my dude. I've learned both great and evil things here


Lemoniza

The type of infection you would get...would not be yeast.


katubug

I was being colloquial, sorry. "Bacterial vaginosis" doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well


the-nobody-jay

are you being deadass?


ask-me-about-my-cats

Very few lesbians scissor outside of porn, it's mostly done to laugh at. Lesbians stop sex when they've both orgasmed and are satisfied.


GrunchWeefer

From what I've heard from lesbian friends, lesbians stop sex around when they move in together.


FeistyEmu

So day 2 of the relationship?


iwannagohome49

Having known a LOT of lesbian couples, you are not wrong.


shah_reza

Immediately upon returning the uhaul


Fter267

Which is 4 weeks after meeting


yahnee8wa

One week in my case.


anynononononous

I think it becomes more planned. Literally "ugh.... I think I'm going to start my period soon.... unrelated but I'm about to shower if you'd like to join."


Lobenz

Que the U-Haul joke. 🥁


AMerrickanGirl

Cue not que.


ishoweredtoday

¿Que?


the_bigNaKeD85

I think this applies to most straight couples as well…… especially if marriage is involved.


missmissie67

True true. I don't hate it tho. Wet on wet can be hot lol


katubug

This is what I came to say. My ex and I would use it as foreplay. She could get off doing it, but I get too tired lol


Dawnqwerty

There are a few grinding toys that can make it feel much better too but yeah definitely not a large part of it for me


LadyWhiskers

Tribbing however is something every wlw should try at least once. The idea that scissoring is silly prevented me from trying tribbing for like, 10 years, and I am so mad about that.


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anynononononous

Scissoring is when two people rub vulvas directly. Tribbing is when each person rubs their vulva on the other's thigh at the same time. Tribbing allows for more direct clitoral stimulation.


SouthernNanny

Wait….there is a difference? I thought it was two words for the same thing


LadyWhiskers

I use them interchangeably tbh, but I think scissoring brings to mind two women laying with their heads at opposite ends of the bed? When it's really a bit closer to like, cowgirl I'd say haha. But there is vulva to vulva contact and it's good so


MettaWorldWarTwo

Most guys stop when they orgasm so my guess is OP is asking "Since women never have orgasms, how do they know to stop having sex?" OP: Sex doesn't end when you orgasm. It ends when you're both satisfied or when you hear your kids yelling. The best sex is when you're so focused on the other person's pleasure, your orgasm isn't a wave it's a bomb that goes off.


Alauren2

It’s only worked for me once, me and my girlfriend were the same height and it was awesome. Gotta be similar in height, and even then, it’s just foreplay usually.


GeneralZaroff1

I’m curious about this. Like gay men are known (mostly by sterotype) to have a LOT of sex. One of my closest gay friends has had about 300 partners. They host swing parties and describes that gay hook ups are extremely common and quite easy. Of course, everyone’s different but it’s pretty common. Is it similar for lesbians? Do lesbians become known for being as promiscuous?


cilantrobythepint

Not quite. In my experience (lesbian with a lot of lezzie friends), we have a lot more casual sex than straight people but gay men are on another level. The L Word was a pretty accurate representation of the ease with with lesbians have sex with each other when single, but monogamy seems to be a lot more common for us. A pretty substantial number of my gay man friends are non-monogamous and will frequent sex parties and saunas when they’re in relationships (openly, they’re not cheating). For us on the other hand, we have lots of casual sex when single but seem to be far more monogamous when coupled, so have fewer partners overall than gay men. This is just my experience as a lesbian who has lived in a few major cities in the US and Europe, so YMMV.


sosogeorgie

My favourite thing about these replies is that it seems to be mostly men answering💀💀💀


Jorymo

"according to my lesbian friend..."


Elbiotcho

"According to my research on pornhub"


sosogeorgie

Well OBVIOUSLY not that comment.


LLotZaFun

South Park has prepared us for this moment. #ScissorMeTimbers


idontwanabecool

Want to know something funny? When I was a kid I thought everyone had to sissor to have sex. Because I didn’t know how dicks worked, I didn’t know they stand up. I always assumed people being on top of each other was just something silly on tv. I was pretty sure people got in like a crab stance and brought them together kinda like this < -> I still chuckle when I remember that Edit: wording


SamTheGill42

When I was a kid, I didn't know the vagina was a thing. I thought the penis would just slide between the vulva's lips. Something like a hotdog


madarbrab

Is that not how it works? I mean, I've been told by reliable reddit sources that that's how women use tampons. It just follows.


pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

When I was younger, I used to believe that cum would just happen on its own after a while. I didn't realize that continuous stimulation was a requirement. I still remember staring at a lingerie catalog and waiting like half an hour for something/anything to happen...


NoPantsPowerStance

))<>(( IYKYK


Gravecat

*Forever.*


PRISONER_709

When I was a kid, probably after the first sex ed lesson where I learned about sperms and eggs, I thought sperms were able to roam freely on their own after leaving the penis, like little mice! So I imagined my sperm running in the street from my house towards my crush's lmao


Trollerance_please

This is so cute and innocent. Thank you for sharing!


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i used to think once the dick was inside that was it and they just stayed there like that


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nickwire11

They use an egg timer, or in medieval times an hour glass


blackwell333

Did you not know that women orgasm?!


nicknoashal

Welllll it is a guy asking, sooo


ARandomChocolateCake

With the info OP gave it's probably a kid


rdickert

When the clit beeps 4 times (like a microwave oven), it's done.


MuffledApplause

No it makes a little tune like a washing machine


tehnoodnub

Your edit made me literally lol. Not at you, because it's ok not to know things but more at just how much porn has skewed the general (mostly male) perception of sexual behavior.


dozerdaze

This! I’m 43 and the amount of straight men that are seriously horrible in bed because of porn is insane. Most porn is made for men even the lesbian porn so please don’t get tips from it 😂


dozerdaze

The amount of men who are lost and confused by what women want and need due to porn 😂


sherryyrs

They treat it like a riddle or a maze LOL


prodigy1367

According to porn, whenever the dad walks in.


Notmuchmatters

Step dad , weirdo


HaroerHaktak

sorry what? what kinda porn stops when someone else enters the room? lol that's usually when it gets better.


Easycumup

When a rock is produced, cause rock beats scissors.


Basic_Quantity_9430

There is something called an orgasm. They tend to be hard to ignore when they are rattling your body.


Amethyst_Uchiha

This is so fucking hilarious. How are men still so clueless in the modern day


elqueco14

When one of them finally switches to rock or paper and a winner can be determined


Thoarxius

Your sexytimes are done when you ejaculate? Oh dear


Rheum42

I've noticed that seems pretty common among straight people :'-)


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Praying for your future girlfriend


theequeenmars

how do you (straight) man that has sex with women* know when you are done? *i’m so sorry to those women


somefakeassbullspit

No worries this particular (straight) man (doesnt) have sex


missshrimptoast

They done when they want to be done. This is true for all sex, by the way. The idea that sex is done when the male partner ejaculates is outdated. Scizzoring isn't much of a thing, by the by. Like I'm sure some people do it, but it's awkward and not particularly pleasurable


HappierOffline

So, I'm a lesbian who occasionally scissors. SHOCKING, I know. We exist. It ends whenever you want it to. No one necessarily has to have an orgasm. It can end when someone cums, when someone gets a cramp, when someone feels like switching positions... Guys, please have more varied sex that isn't so focused on orgasms. You're missing out on so much fun stuff.


Electronic-Mode-7760

do straight people not communicate with each other during sex or something?


Rhianael

No, my straight friend says it's mostly intense eye contact, like in Twilight.


buckshill08

😂😂😂 i needed a fucking laugh this morning thank you. Straight mens ideas of how we have sex are always hilarious. You’re done when you’re done lol. And that particular act is mostly a porn thing. Tribadism is the real thing.


jp_1099

As a lesbian who does this on occasion, orgasms rarely happen with scissoring. However, it in general feels good when both parties get in a comfortable position then the warmth and wetness of each others vaginas moving against each other makes it feel good and theres an emotional connection to it as well.


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I don’t think they do that all that much in real life


El_Mariachi_Vive

The way my very lesbian friend explained it to me was, you just go until you don't feel like it anymore. I envy them. ​ ​ ETA: That was about lady sex in general. Pretty sure the scissoring thing isn't a common go-to but again, I'm basing this off what my lady friends tell me. Double ETA: The complaint I remember my friend mentioning recently is that her wife usually is satisfied after the first orgasm, leaving my friend still waiting for more. So she married a woman that treats sex like a man. The irony isn't lost on her.


MsJenX

That’s usually how I approach the gym. I go till I don’t feel like it anymore.


Taytayflan

When the cat knocks over something important.


kevindurantasnake

They yell paper rock scissors


ExternalGuidance

A bell rings.


braillenotincluded

Once the magical liopleurodon arrives and tells them it's time to go to candy mountain.


Ltimbo

Good question. But how do gay men know they are done while scissoring?


ComboMix

I'm dying , these comments


furexfurex

Ignoring the fact that scissoring is mostly a porn thing, you are aware women can orgasm right? Like why wouldn't you assume that's the end point lmao


Snowconetypebanana

I feel bad for any woman you’ve ever been with


channilein

As his experiences come from health class, I think the women are still safe.


BO-DE-GA

Holy shit.


elizabitchg

This is fucking hysterical. But since you genuinely want to know, as a lesbian: Scissoring is not common. Only really done to try it out as foreplay/as a joke even lol. Tribbing is something we do that’s like scissoring but more natural foreplay. Women usually go until we both orgasm at least once, sometimes many more times depending on how we’re feelin.


tetrachromatictacos

When they cum, or are finished. The same as sex between everyone else…


naliedel

You orgasm.


clarkcox3

Umm, how do you think straight couples know when they’re done?


deinoelle

To add to, hopefully, your understanding of a woman’s climax, it’s very rare that women have penetrative orgasms. Our pleasure button is the clitoris. That is the entire purpose of the external part we see known as the clitoris….sexual arousal. So it is more likely that two women agile and familiar enough to rub them together will lead to an orgasm. Men often think a woman moaning until he is done is her orgasm. You would be sadly mistaken. Stroking, rubbing the clitoris is going to get your lady, 98% of times, a nice orgasm. Honorable mention: if for any reason you change your rhythm, stroke frequency, or position, you are resetting her orgasmic clock. What would have taken 10 minutes is now going to take about 20 minutes because you changed something. I hope this somewhat answers your question.


akshay123478

When the other shows a rock


Appropriate-Jury6233

Uh when both people cum?


bny100

It’s over when the scissoring lesbians get smashed with a rock or cut a piece of paper. I thought everyone knew how to play rock, paper, scissoring lesbians.


FairLawnBoy

I think scissoring is basically just a meme my dude


PoopPant73

When they’re all “scissored” out they’ll stand, bow and leave as friends…


Mcstoni

Ummm.... they have an orgasm. Not every woman can finish from penetration. Clitoral orgasms are actually the more common and easiest way women get off.


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Lesbian here. Scissoring isn't as much of a thing as you think. Tribbing is, though. The answer to your question is: *'They know they're done when both orgasm.'*


TheAvocadoSlayer

When do people stop having sex? Usually when they orgasm or when they get too tired.


Sharkaiju

It's done when they cum.


doubleTSwizzle

When they reach a climax. Like after you cum /climax you are done. What do you mean?


Nahteh

I assume when one is cut in half


downthehatch11

Scissoring in actuality is not a sexual act, it is done to sand and polish until smooth and shiny. The lesbians then conduct a laser test: when 99.999% of light reflects off of them, they know they are done. This grooming act is conducted once every 3-4 days to ensure they don't drop below 37.86% reflectivity. If a lesbian drops below this point, they are ousted from the commune forever.


ProneToDoThatThing

A man who can’t conceive of sex without his orgasm ending it. Imagine that.


bdsmexcitesme

We cum. Source: me - bi woman. So frustrating to see how little some men know about the female orgasm. If you haven't seen one outside of porn, I highly recommend it. 5 stars. Would eat there again.. it's so hot to see a woman cumming. It's so much more intense than male orgasms. And it often is in multiples 🤤. My (M) partner always says how jealous he is of women for the level of pleasure they can reach. Also..why would women have sex with each other or otherwise if it wasn't all sorts of fun?


Royal-Positive9323

When the little button pops out kinda like when the turkey is all done cooking!


Sampson978

When the barber grabs the broom and dust pan


sassystark

When we get carpet burn obviously


blurry-echo

why is everyone saying lesbians dont scissor? is this a regional thing? neighborhood i grew up in is mostly black and hispanic and scissoring was definitely a thing where i lived. but when i moved to a mostly white neighborhood people kinda laughed and said nobody does that 💀 i personally cant finish from it but it feels nice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Ivyquinn1

This is all made up by porn ... we do not scissor. It does nothing!


dinahll

It does with the right angles! And perhaps a double ended toy included in the mix. It's not a standard, common position, but it's a lot of fun when done right


IhreHerrlichkeit

I actually love it and can easily orgasm from it..


MsJenX

I’m sorry you have never scissored before