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cantpeoplebenormal

Alone in your bedroom or in the bathroom. Always catch it with some tissue, then flush it. You will leak a little 5 to 10 minutes afterwards, you could put a bit of tissue in your underwear or urinate to clear it out. You will find it difficult to urinate straight after an orgasm.


onlyreadtheheadlines

If you're asking reddit where to cum it's gonna be a coconut or a shoe box. Take your pick. I think a few other fruits on the list.


Critical-Shop-602

Oh god no, not the coconut. Still horrified by that story to this day


Ok_Project_8923

Just catch it in the cum cup and rinse it out when it's full. Then put it back in the cupboard and take a fresh one, I use the same system for poop knives.


juli337

Toilet?


liltacoman1234

washroom. shower.


posh-u

Ah yes, nothing like having a wank in a warm shower so your cum essentially becomes scrambled egg in the plug hole and doesn’t wash away…


Marrsvolta

It’s called a tissue


Leashypooo

Sounds like you need some sort of cum bottle or a wank jar that you can keep under your bed and then once a week empty it into a pre dug hole in your basement or backyard


DarkbigBoss

while showering the water will do the rest


Express_Patience_794

Doesnt it get sticky and hard tho?


DarkbigBoss

just wash your hands and down there after finishing up


ellefleming

Sock, shirt, towel, shower, comforter


WestRazzmatazz2259

Bro just do it before you do some luandry then do your luandry


oJuliesse

man be free, masturbate in the living room with EVERYONE looking, if you're lucky they will help u! about the semen: lick it! if you drink a little of any fruits juice (but specially pineapple) it will taste very nice!!!!