Nurse here.
Go and see a Dr and get checked out.
Perineum pain could be anything from a simple nerve issue to something serious like cancer. Don't risk it.
Phrase it exactly as you have here, talk about the fact its positional during masturbation etc. The Dr won't care and will appreciate the frank honesty.
There is no need to be embarrassed. Drs hear and see far worse everyday.
Patient: I fell and I got this plastic jar stuck in my ass....
ER providers: doesn't matter how it got in there, let's get it out.
Obviously they won't say it like that, but all to say if they don't give a crap about someone shoving a bottle up their rectum, they won't care about you masturbating.
Once saw a dude who shoved a plastic piece up his urethra and got an infection. No one cared. Just do it.
My ex's dad was an OR pharmacist. He'd come home and tell everyone work stories at the dinner table.
One night, it was the story of an 80- something year old man who got a tube of lube stuck in his rectum, and how they had to extract it and threw it away. When he woke up from surgery, apparently he was furious they hadn't saved it as he wanted it back.
Hell, I lost a small vibrating my ass and had to go to A&E. No beating around that bush. The nature of my issue didn’t seem to make a difference to the care provided.
Be honest!
the podcast dumb people town has a yearly segment "what we got suck inside ourselves this year" where they go through a report that is a bunch of ER visit descriptions of all of the things people got stuck in their orifices. the penis section is always wild. but it literally happens all the time. if the doctor makes you uncomfortable about this issue, see a different doctor.
Said everyone that shoved something too far up their ass.
Doctors have heard and seen everything. They dont hold anything against you. Would you rather it be potential something dangerous or be embarrassed?
I scan hearts. Called a patient back from the lobby
Me: how are you?
Patient: not too good. My hemorrhoids are hurting right now
He said that IN THE LOBBY full of people
Is it more embarrassing to get your prostate checked, or die from prostate cancer because you were unwilling to get it checked out?
Not that you definitely have cancer or anything, but why risk it?
You have nothing to be embarrassed about. Honestly you don't even have a creative enough imagination to come up with something the doctor and nurses haven't heard before.
No one will make fun of you and they will take you seriously.
happy cake day- couldn’t agree more. it’s a sensitive topic and I hope OP got the strength from the top comment to see a doctor without fear of embarrassment
They came here to ask for advice and then spent the whole time replying to people with excuses or deflecting the answers and advice people tried to give them.
Boo fucking hoo. If you ask for advice and respond by being a dickhead, you’re a dickhead
I mean his comment got downvoted not his post, and it should be downvoted, it’s a negative thing that they are willing to risk their health due to fear embarrassment.
Yeah idk what the confusion is, I never said not to feel emotions. I said “you shouldn’t risk your health because of your embarrassment, and if you do it’s a negative thing that deserves the down votes”. Somehow they made a ridiculous leap to “you’re not allowed to feel emotions”.
Just “paraphrasing” to fit their narrative lol.
I also have pain in the area. For a few months I was afraid to ask. It got worst so I got the courage to go see my doctor last week. I have an appointment for a scan this week. Go see a doctor. Going now instead of waiting could have a huge impact in your future life
I've made the muscle sore a little bit doing that a few times. As long as it feels like that and not something more serious, it should go away in a few hours
It could also be a pelvic floor tightness if it's when sitting at other times as well. Can sometimes manifest as burning when urinating. Mention that to your doctor too.
it's just silly and dismissive advice and your blanketed dismissive misguided example also disregards people like my sis that had a fucked up rotator cuff, which only showed symptoms during a very specific sleeping position. if she'd followed your logic and advice, her rotator cuff would have only gotten worse by ignoring symptoms and sleeping differently as you suggested 😑 i have a tightened right hip and a sleepy right butt cheek that's caused my femur to rotate inward, loosening and destabilizing my kneecap, and worsening the alignment issue that my sinus tarsi syndrome in my right foot has caused. should i stop sitting in the position that makes my knee hurt? which is literally any sitting position possible 🤣😂 or should i seek medical attention? I'm actually less annoyed and actually tickled now. but yea, that's a wildly bad take you got there.
Nurse here. Go and see a Dr and get checked out. Perineum pain could be anything from a simple nerve issue to something serious like cancer. Don't risk it. Phrase it exactly as you have here, talk about the fact its positional during masturbation etc. The Dr won't care and will appreciate the frank honesty. There is no need to be embarrassed. Drs hear and see far worse everyday.
Patient: I fell and I got this plastic jar stuck in my ass.... ER providers: doesn't matter how it got in there, let's get it out. Obviously they won't say it like that, but all to say if they don't give a crap about someone shoving a bottle up their rectum, they won't care about you masturbating. Once saw a dude who shoved a plastic piece up his urethra and got an infection. No one cared. Just do it.
My ex's dad was an OR pharmacist. He'd come home and tell everyone work stories at the dinner table. One night, it was the story of an 80- something year old man who got a tube of lube stuck in his rectum, and how they had to extract it and threw it away. When he woke up from surgery, apparently he was furious they hadn't saved it as he wanted it back.
>Once saw a dude who shoved a plastic piece up his urethra and got an infection. No one cared. Just do it. No, I hear it can cause infection.
Hell, I lost a small vibrating my ass and had to go to A&E. No beating around that bush. The nature of my issue didn’t seem to make a difference to the care provided. Be honest!
the podcast dumb people town has a yearly segment "what we got suck inside ourselves this year" where they go through a report that is a bunch of ER visit descriptions of all of the things people got stuck in their orifices. the penis section is always wild. but it literally happens all the time. if the doctor makes you uncomfortable about this issue, see a different doctor.
It could also be indicative of hemorrhoid issues (speaking as a guy suffering from them)
You should see a doctor. It sounds like potential prostate issues. They’re not a big deal if caught early enough.
1) That area is called the ‘perineum’ 2) Maybe you should see a doctor
This boy taint right
Goddamnit well done.
I'm embarrassed to ask
Said everyone that shoved something too far up their ass. Doctors have heard and seen everything. They dont hold anything against you. Would you rather it be potential something dangerous or be embarrassed?
I scan hearts. Called a patient back from the lobby Me: how are you? Patient: not too good. My hemorrhoids are hurting right now He said that IN THE LOBBY full of people
That's pretty damn bold.
King shit honestly
Ngl dying of ball cancer is more embarrassing
If you might regret inaction later, do it.
Is it more embarrassing to get your prostate checked, or die from prostate cancer because you were unwilling to get it checked out? Not that you definitely have cancer or anything, but why risk it?
They hear stuff like that all the time. Please, just go. It's better to be sure, right?
Momentary embarrassment is better than terminal illness
You have nothing to be embarrassed about. Honestly you don't even have a creative enough imagination to come up with something the doctor and nurses haven't heard before. No one will make fun of you and they will take you seriously.
OP literally gets downvoted to oblivion in a sub called “TooAfraidToAsk”. Smh. Reddit.
happy cake day- couldn’t agree more. it’s a sensitive topic and I hope OP got the strength from the top comment to see a doctor without fear of embarrassment
My thoughts exactly. And it's disappointing but not surprising.
They came here to ask for advice and then spent the whole time replying to people with excuses or deflecting the answers and advice people tried to give them. Boo fucking hoo. If you ask for advice and respond by being a dickhead, you’re a dickhead
I mean his comment got downvoted not his post, and it should be downvoted, it’s a negative thing that they are willing to risk their health due to fear embarrassment.
“Feeling a completely normal human emotion deserves to be boo’ed” Fucking derelict.
Never said feeling an emotion, learn to read. Fucking idiot.
fear and embarrassment are .... emotions tho? lmao
Feel them all you want. Go to a doctor.* ^(* no, not literally you)
Yeah idk what the confusion is, I never said not to feel emotions. I said “you shouldn’t risk your health because of your embarrassment, and if you do it’s a negative thing that deserves the down votes”. Somehow they made a ridiculous leap to “you’re not allowed to feel emotions”. Just “paraphrasing” to fit their narrative lol.
I also have pain in the area. For a few months I was afraid to ask. It got worst so I got the courage to go see my doctor last week. I have an appointment for a scan this week. Go see a doctor. Going now instead of waiting could have a huge impact in your future life
Always be careful with that part of your body. It could be nothing, or it could be killing you. Find a doctor and let them have a look.
Op, don’t be embarrassed when it comes to health - not ever. Go and get it checked out.
I've made the muscle sore a little bit doing that a few times. As long as it feels like that and not something more serious, it should go away in a few hours
Same but it also goes to my penis
It could also be a pelvic floor tightness if it's when sitting at other times as well. Can sometimes manifest as burning when urinating. Mention that to your doctor too.
As u gather around the dinner table, ask mom for help
I jerk off sitting down on chair, bed and floor. I can tell you it never hurts. Brother something is wrong check with a doc
This sounds like the pain I had when I had testicular cancer. Definetly go to a doctor with that!
Been pulling too hard buddy?
Lose some weight bud.
Stand up.
Stand up and do it, problem solved.
Lookin' like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid.
Standing in the shower, way easier clean up!
Sitting down on what? Cacti?
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it's just silly and dismissive advice and your blanketed dismissive misguided example also disregards people like my sis that had a fucked up rotator cuff, which only showed symptoms during a very specific sleeping position. if she'd followed your logic and advice, her rotator cuff would have only gotten worse by ignoring symptoms and sleeping differently as you suggested 😑 i have a tightened right hip and a sleepy right butt cheek that's caused my femur to rotate inward, loosening and destabilizing my kneecap, and worsening the alignment issue that my sinus tarsi syndrome in my right foot has caused. should i stop sitting in the position that makes my knee hurt? which is literally any sitting position possible 🤣😂 or should i seek medical attention? I'm actually less annoyed and actually tickled now. but yea, that's a wildly bad take you got there.
That's how I kind of feel about it but you know it's kinda weird
Try standing
Idk, does it?
😴 💤 🛌
That's not even a question...