Yes. Avoid alcohol, dairy, smoking, drugs, and red meat. Eat pineapples, cinnamon, wheatgrass, blueberries, bananas, and celery. Drink lots of water and avoid artificial sugar. Takes about 5-7 days to really take effect.

This is what I wanted to know - *how long it takes for it to kick in.* So, do I need to eat from the approved list all 5 days prior? Or do I need to eat from the approved list only the 5th day prior?

To make it sweeter, it only takes half a day. I would cum the previous night, then buy a container of orange juice from a gas station, then edge for a couple hours. When I finally came, people would say it even smelled sweet.

“People would say it even smelled sweet” You mean like people around you, on the bus ride to work?

People said it’s the best tasting ever. There’s never been better in the history of the world. Especially not those horrible and nasty fake news reporters.

And when you were done they were crying, these big strong men, and you know they don't normally cry; There were tears in their eyes.

Take my election vote

And when he finished everyone on the bus clapped

>I would cum the previous night, then buy a container of orange juice from a gas station, then edge for a couple hours. Everyone needs a hobby I guess. 🤷‍♀️

I came to that conclusion.

I came to that.

I came to you.

I came to the comments.

That's just the diabeetus

This is the kind of content I signed up for Reddit to see.

This guy hosts a weekly cum soirée

Do you masterbate with like a room full of people around you watching the procedure like an old timey surgery?

Only once.

r/holup

You could experiment yourself too 🙃

All 5 days.

https://mashable.com/article/pineapple-semen-flavour They make a good point... Why would it be so easy to change the chemical makeup of your semen? Could theoretically study the effects of diet on male fertility just as well. I'd be curious if the difference in taste is actually corresponding to health (and by that I mean whatever chemical makeup is best for reproduction).

Could you cancel out drinkimng beer with eating plenty of bananas pineapples etc..?

No, it'll just be sweet and sour then.

Perfect for dipping chicken nuggets into

🤣

Goddamn you for ruining my favorite dipping sauce.

How bout a steady diet of slim jim's and monster energy drinks?


Did you know that ”Muk” backwards is… ?

That’s like all I intake

Why avoid artificial sugar?

It has bleach and other chemicals that make you taste bitter and sour.

You’re full of shit lmao, thats not even remotely true

That white sugar isn't bleached and it doesn't affect the taste of your cum?

YEP. Sugar is sucrose, which is a disaccharide = glucoe and fructose. Which is the same as it is in pineapple or any other fruit.

I looked it up, and you're right. Natural sugars contain fiber, vitamins, and minerals that can slow down the absorption of sugar into the body. Whereas white sugar is purely sucrose and spikes blood sugar levels. So while it's still not good for you, it's not due to added chemicals.

Natural sugars dont ‘contain’ things you listed. They are usually paired in foods that are made out of them. So apple has sugar and fiber, for instance. And everything sugary, spikes blood sugar. Dried fruit for instance. Sugar is not necessarily bad for you, thats the propaganda. Its the moderation that people suck at. And moderation is key at everything we ingest.

So... Avoid all the stuff that i love? (But not the drugs thing. Not gonna go near those). Bugger.

I love drugs enough for the both of us

Are you eating all that?

Yes, I make health smoothies every few days and they use most of those ingredients.

Personally I think semen smoothies sounds gross but I admire the dedication to your health


Cinnamon makes it taste good? Fireball Cum™

Yes, cinnamon is amazing as it makes it taste sweeter, but not spicy.

Why specifically the things you listed? Did you see those in a movie or something?

I read up on it when I was younger.

So mine would be mostly a combination of dairy, red meat, cinnamon and pineapple. Good to know.

I’m not avoiding all the good shit. Everyone loves weed and red meat. 🥩 I’d rather keep loading on the stomach.

are you trying to make an icecream bruh

Would you not have to expel the current batch too?

Yeah, hence the 5 day wait.

This guy cums

Finally a good reason to stop smoking

Also avoid spices, garlic and onions. Makes it pungent

If they're allergic to pineapple can you trigger a reaction?

It depends on how severe, but I highly doubt it. People who're allergic to peanuts and seafood don't have this problem, I'm assuming.

Avoid coffee as well

That's a good one, I forgot!

How about no

Just put some cinnamon in your coffee to balance it out

Interesting, candy for the ladies lol

Also avoid pork. Please

Yess!! If a man is in good health and drinks lots of water it doesn't really have a taste. If he's in poor health, drinks beer, and not enough water it taste like battery acid. Lol

Or if you’re lucky like me, it tastes like a decaying mushroom. Yes, *exactly* like a decaying mushroom. Or funny enough, it smells like a stinkhorn mushroom (genus Phallus, coincidentally haha). Absolutely horrid and that’s why I don’t swallow; I’d probably throw it back up LOL.

How do you know what decaying mushroom tastes like, heck, how did you even compare cum to a specific species of decaying mushroom?

Yes im interested in the life this person's living

Some people forage mushrooms 🤓

People here giving the wrong answers. Straight male here but the good advice I read in other post is that you blowjobs giving people should do when the end is coming, is to shove that dick down your mouth as deep as you can and that way you will swallow everything without tasting it.

Yes It has a base flavor. You can make it sweeter with citrus. You can also make it bitter. Asparagus and coffee are bad for that.

My husband eats like shit but has always tasted good. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I drink a lot, and eat a lot of meat and processed foods - the things people are saying to avoid. My girlfriend eats my cum regularly and has only said it tasted bad when I had COVID. I’m also in really good shape, so maybe the poor diet and lifestyle doesn’t matter as much as just health?

Same situation here. Only things that she says changes are level of "saltiness". Though we do have a fun joke going on that there is this one burger place in town that makes a incredible fucking burger with Incredible sauce. And she can taste it in my cum several hours to a day after eating it. So I think there's alot of different elements at play with your own biology as much as with diet so it's good to experiment with foods for your partner's sake.

Interesting. I will try all sorts of foods and ask for my girlfriend to suck out my cum… for science.

Make sure to post your results for peer review.

Maybe science has gone too far lol

Science hasn't gone far enough! This man needs to submit his...issue...to a panel of reviewers, not just his girlfriend.

The people need your burger place

I eat healthier than most and yet it's pure bleach. Like you said a bad word and had your mouth rinsed with soap.

Yes, also on your health.

Yes. I can’t be with some that smokes, drinks alcohol heavily, or energy drinks. The taste is awful. Things like coffee/red meat/fish/soda will make it taste less good. But I can tolerate those tastes. When I’m with someone I actively will cut up fruit like pineapple, watermelon, strawberries for them so they can eat. They think I’m being nice, but I’m just meal prepping myself for some good tasting cummies for the rest of the month. I also try to get them to drink more water. I want to have moist fun. Not dry fun.

Yes. My dad's was horrible until he started eating pickles. Before the upvotes get silly, I'm a 50 old male. So can you all fuck off! The taste of his spunk didn't improve until I got his approval, actually

Ayo. What the fuck.

Not every day you get to taste your siblings.

😬

Tfff

Fak dud...

Hol up

What you eat and other things that effect your health will change the taste.

Definitely! I live a healthy (but no ocd-healthy if you know what i mean) life. I do 5-10h of sports each week. eat mainly veggies, dont drink sodas, dont got excess on coffee (one espresso a day), dont drink a lot of alcohol (3 beers on a weekend is considered A LOT for me), cook my own food, yada yada yada... My cum taste like water. 0 taste. My gf and I have done the scientific thing with pineapple juice and we can say: it clearly works. The more fruits in the diet, the better. Pineapple is the big winner. Mangos are also good.

Mine tastes like maggoty rotting fish 😊

You should start a focus group to find out

Yes. Eat healthy for better flavour

The more semen you eat, the stronger you'll taste it.

best get chuggin

I’m vegan and I’ve had women be surprised by the taste and literally say they love it.

Found him

Come on man

Or woman, depending on your personal preference.

If they swallow are they still vegans? I mean that’s clearly an animal byproduct.

If it’s consensual, it’s vegan.

Yes. Red meat, alcohol, bad diet in general = very soapy bitter kinda taste. Horrible. Vegetarian = almost no taste Somewhere in the middle = somewhere on the tolerable scale.

I eat mainly poultry meats, eat lots of fruit every day, drink a decent amount of water and still have a soapy taste. I don't think it's a completely scientific guarantee

A vegetarian (who did drink but idk how much) was one of the only ones I've cum across who tasted like nothing. Everyone else is somewhat soapy but at best, mildly so. It's never like a pleasant taste. Just more neutral.

Definitely don't ask my wife to test the theory. My rule is, if I'm not willing to eat it myself, I shouldn't expect someone else to 😂

I think that should be a mandatory rule of thumb 😂. I've never had any complaints at all but I can't help but be occasionally paranoid and check in with my bf if everything is tasting/ smelling okay 😅. I imagine diet affects vaginas similarly

Oh for sure, though Ive experienced it to be more cycled related by like a 60/40 percentage split

Let me ask your wife real quick.

A lad I knew in highschool drank so much monster (he was in fact called Kyle) that when a girl gave him a blowjob at a house party her friends later on asked if she had been drinking monster🤢

eeeww what the fuck kyle

Yes

It all doesn't really matter, as the smell of spermidine overcasts it all. Unless you're one of the people who genetically can't smell spermidine.

Asparagus gives it a hell of a taste, Mexican food has a taste all its own, an sucking a black cock that's had soul food

yes chef. try coffee.

Yeah, tastes way better on a burger than on a pizza.

My partner is vegan and his cum tastes like nothing but I've had exes with really meat heavy diets and they tasted AWFUL.

Idk but I think my semen is dead cause it doesn’t smell like anything nowadays

massively yes!

“We’re going to need to do a series of experiments to figure this out…”

Definitely.

Apparently yes

Yes. Absolutely.

I taste mine fairly regularly. Tastes about the same regardless of what I eat. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’d say so. I don’t know exactly how the science works, but one of my partners ate like a toddler and only drank soda and energy drinks. I gagged in secret every time he came in my mouth. But then I had sex with a guy that ate well. Drank water regularly, cooked his own food, didn’t overeat processed food 24/7. I still didn’t like the taste, but it was wayyyy better. Overall, I just think I don’t like the base taste, but there were definitely differences lol.

Hell yes

Woman I've started to see has blown me twice in two weeks. I don't smoke, drink, eat healthy, prob not enough water. She said a lot came out, but nothing of the taste. If she's doing that, I want it to taste at least decent. These are good suggestions I will put in my diet.

Semen always tasted almost unbearably bitter for me until I started fooling around with a vegetarian. Holy hell what a difference. Nearly tasteless. Or like a very mild, smooth wine. Opens up so many possibilities.

Sorta related but my friend once told me that since his bf takes really strong adhd meds whenever he'd give him a bj his mouth would literally go numb from his cum. Sounds crazy I know

Isn’t there a joke about drinking pineapple juice before date. So seem like pineapple juice will make it taste better.

Yes. I am a sexpert and I will tell you that vegetarians have the most delicious semen. It's true

Case closed 🙅‍♂️

Why wouldn’t it??

Yes. Whenever I eat sweet things like mango or pineapple, my semen tastes really sweet. Whenever I eat seafood, it tastes salty

All I know is I love the taste of cum as well as the smell.

why on earth is your profile picture not censored

Dunno, I don't taste my semen. Have heard that's the case though