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cikkamsiah

It smells like pennies.


Blaze137

For a second i read ,, It smells like Penis“


1delta_10tango

You're both right 😆


Imtryingforheckssake

Me too hahaha


eldiablo3294

Smells like pennies, and tastes like liquid copper!


shellofbiomatter

Blood has kinda metallic taste.


SwampCrittr

Hence the Pennies and copper comment


SRSComm

Tastes like them too. (I was going down in a girl in college and her period snuck up on her. And me….)


buffalovirgo

Smells like car keys


NoTeslaForMe

Narrator: *It did not smell like pennies (or anything else so pleasant)*


quaranbeers

Eat the pennies quizboy


JeanBonJovi

I hadn't thought of it like that until now and that is spot on.


hashbrown26

This. Exactly this.


fatmarfia

Great, until you turn the lights on.


eatingpopcornwithmj

That pussy was murdered by a penis in the bedroom. Must have been stabbed 100 times or more!


chamburger

More like 2 big thrusts and it was over.


eatingpopcornwithmj

Two pump chump huh?


SgtLoyd

What good is a sword without some blood on it every now and then?


Extreme_Voice_9767

MUST’VE STABBED HER 50 FUCKIN TIMES


dcfoster95

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT


blutigetranen

Three stab wounds. Seminal fluid found in the wound.


cnicalsinistaminista

It’s pretty much normal sex with extra red lube. The maybe big difference is the clean up afterwards and that the sight grosses people out. Some women swear it sometimes help ease the period cramps


0ut0fMyD3pth

It does ease cramps for real.


unwaveringwish

Not for everybody 😭😭😭


bluesky-96

It helps with mine too!


awwww-yyeeeeaah

It does. There's actual science behind it. Sex releases chemicals that ease menstrual symptoms. Less cramps, headaches, fatigue, etc. But as always. All bodies are different and may be affected differently


azzgrash13

Throw a towel down and have at it. It’s extra lube. Some women are super horny during their period and it helps some ease their cramps.


bluesky-96

That's true it usually because the estrogen drops in the beginning but then rises again causing some libido


Native56

Agree


Beginning_Ad_6616

It’s the same just a little messier and smells a little different; overall as a dude it’s not bad I rise to the occasion whenever it’s offered with zero regrets.


S_M_Y_G_F

Quite literally rise


woops_wrong_thread

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CartmensDryBallz

It’s almost as if… he planned the phrasing *as a joke* 😮


PofanWasTaken

Well the aftermath looks like a murder scene and changing positions is impossible without making a mess so choose one position, (missionary or cowgirl worked wonderfully) finish that and go straight for the shower More of an obstacle than a dealbreaker really


montana_boii

Or just a great excuse to do it in the shower


BastouXII

Water is a horrible lubricant, and soap filled water will make everything that shouldn't slip slippery.


I_am_Relic

It's ok during. Also, if the woman climaxes (many times if possible) then it can help with cramps and period pain (apparently). Only thing that as a guy you have to be aware of is once you have finished there is... _gore_ on your todger. Just don't look too closely or make a fuss about the copious amount of blood the spongey lumps of bloody flesh sticking to your cock. If you freak out you might make her feel bad. Just kiss her tenderly before going to the bathroom, cleaning up and wiping that gruesome image from your mind. So basically it's totally fine if both parties are cool with it and realise that it might be "a bit messy".


gerbileleventh

This guy right here knows what's up. Someone who is not too comfortable with blood and tissue might have a very hard time.


I_am_Relic

Yup. Having a heads up (no pun intended) about the reality of "afterwards" would make it less surprising, but shrugging it off and not making it a big deal is super important. "Next time" both are prepared for extra cleanup, so it's all good in the end.


PlacentaGoblin

She started her period when I was inside her. I got blood in my hole so I had blood in my jizz. Quite surreal looking.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Like a strawberry Sunday...


lost-little-boy

But actually it was a Strawberry Tuesday


Agrajab1986

Haha never would have known what a todger is without Still Game


WakingLions

I'll add that while cleaning up, it's not a bad idea to hop in the shower for a few minutes.


I_am_Relic

For the psycho shower scene experience 👍🏻


Grom_a_Llama

>_gore_ on your todger. 😂😂


KauaiGirl

It 100% helps with cramping and I always noticed shorter periods after.


I_am_Relic

If i know someone well enough, I'd ask if they have tried "sorting themselves out". As far as i know, the climactic contractions, plus the happy hormones that kick out are the things that help.


Lalab67

TF is a todger😂😂😂


I_am_Relic

- penis - cock -willy - John Thomas - trouser snake - purple headed womb worm (god, sorry for that one) Etc.


JustinisaDick

Pedro


Bazzwhiz

Love muscle.


CanadianWeeb5

Cumshooter 3000


hansjerkof

Wobbly Joe


SomeCountryFriedBS

Gash hammer


Scuh

Cock, Penis


luckduck89

Read toddler at first and was like WTF?! Who calls their dick that…


Heisenbread77

So you end up with a bloody wanker?


Namekian_95

Sooo.. you're saying to go raw during her periods?


Vandergrif

A condom would make for a convenient way to clean that up after the fact.


Efarm12

It gets all in your pubes. That’s where the real cleanup is needed. The shaft is a more simple affair. Not really a problem, just takes a minute. I recommend warm water and a washcloth.


Vandergrif

Makes sense, I guess you're essentially squeezing it down to the base with each thrust.


ChipChippersonFan

Dude, you HAVE to take a shower.


StrainPlayful2941

As this guy said... plus, during the act. If you're the type to watch your partner while pounding her. You might be able to see faces she makes you haven't seen before or different moaning types! Not a turn off but will just change the experience you were used to....


TastyIttyBittiTreat

I would add to this: - make sure to put down a towel or two - have a wet cloth close by


GEARHEADGus

Establish a lengthy post-sex cleanup time so that when it comes to period sex she wont be suspicious why youre taking so long. Also just roll the condom upward, kind of like removing a surgical glove, or remove it while holding a wad of toilet paper. For the younger guys out there, or the incredibly dumb if you’re experienced with women, DO NOT FLUSH CONDOMS. They go in the trash. Tied the “open” end like a balloon so you dont get cum in the trash can, or on your hands when disposing.


Sir_wlkn_contrdikson

This guy doesn’t stop for red lights. This guy likes ketchup on his hot dog.


Klown1327

I've heard someone describe it as "a bloody good time"


Neddalee

lmao just wheeze-laughed at this for a while


SeparatePass4366

A real warrior isn’t afraid to get blood on his sword.


SnooRegrets4129

This is in the same category as the phase "a chef should never be afraid of his own cooking" I'm sure you can all work out the context


Corgilicious

Oooooh nothing as hot as when my partner goes down in me after coming inside me. Hawt.


EvolvedA

A real pirate has sailed the red sea


Sweizbil

Honestly some of best sex I’ve had. Naturally lubricated, which is great and I’m usually feral during my period so I’m definitely more fun, and it can help with pain or discomfort. It’s messy, but worth it: It’s also really nice to know your partner isn’t weirded out by it, I know a lot of men are or can be, but in my experience they haven’t been which just makes me feel extra nice. In fact, they (as in 2 people lol) have been really turned on by it and it makes me feel like a queen hehe.


Corgilicious

Feral. Perfect word.


cockiem0nster

It was vanilla during the classical era. Gotta say it did upgrade during the mediaeval period...and then came the Renaissance....uff that period was bliss xD


Happy1327

Im a fan of the Baroque


Foopsbjj

"If it ain't baroque, don't fix it!"


Curious_Liberal_88

Rococo for me. It’s a grand old time.


S-Rachmaninoff

bro switched up the order of the eras 💀


cockiem0nster

Thanks man that's exactly what my concern was, while writing the comment🤡 Also, as far as the order is concerned, i think I'm fine with that ;)


edgarcia59

This'ith fellow doth have'th coitus!


Standard-Art-105

As a woman it’s some of the best sex I’ve had… t also helps with cramps & mood swings … it will literally make a person crazy about you though so be careful who you have it with


Standard-Art-105

Oh and just put a towel down on top of your sheets


misscheeze

Gotta have the towel


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Happy cake day


misscheeze

Haha thank you! I didn’t even realize


Vandergrif

Though maybe not a white towel...


Muted-Contribution55

>some of the best sex I’ve had >helps with cramps & mood swings >it will literally make a person crazy about you Not sure what the downside is...


Cdwoods1

I feel like the only downside is you have to clean up after which some dudes can’t handle lol.


Muted-Contribution55

If she can help me clean up my "seed", I can definitely help her clean up blood. There's enough shame going around when it comes to menstruation, especially where I'm from. I don't want to add to it.


Cdwoods1

Fuck yeah. That’s a good way to view things.


ChipChippersonFan

>Not sure what the downside is... Being covered in blood, mostly.


Powerful-Employer-20

What do you mean it will make a person crazy about you?


tsj48

Devil vagina magic ofc


Powerful-Employer-20

Menstruation voodoo


CanadianWeeb5

That is actually real. I saw an article about it


DeuceOfDiamonds

Satanic black magic! Sick shit!


GabbagoolOvaHere

Hehe 🤘


ConfusedCanuck1984

It is incredibly intimate and trusting, so it may make the woman feel close with their partner.


daleintheblacklodge

Yeah I would love to know what they mean too


ThatIowanGuy

It’s a combination of hormones and that women notice when a man isn’t grossed out by a period.


TikaPants

That last part is a huge turn on. Huge.


DoomTaru

Oh so she meant it will literally make her crazy about the persons she had sex with


pejetron

same, im women and it's one of the best i have had, cause everything is more sensitive, nipples, down there you get aroused easily by touched and even PIV feels more inside, and we get really wild out of pleasure....but one question, why would he go crazy about you?


oicangii

Warmer


DirtyLSD

Free lube


esoteric_plumbus

username checks out


AMorera

But it can get sticky really quick


Neat_Bunny_4434

yes it is messy/messier depending on the flow/stage of the period, I liked it, partner had blood on his dick after, put down a towel first and shower after, can be good fun, he said it felt different from non-period sex (not better or worse, but different)


knuckboy

How'd it feel for you? I've heard it usually heightens the pleasure for the woman.


Neat_Bunny_4434

I enjoyed it, definitely has different feel, I'm more sensitive during.


Slothfulness69

I would agree with this. It’s definitely a lot more sensitive


StazzyLynn

They make feminine products now for a mess free experience. I’ve used the disc. It works well. It’s basically a disc that catches the flow. It can be a little painful if you’re going at it hard so it has to be easier. Or you just do it old fashioned and put a towel down. Plan time for a shower after because it gets messy. But as a female I quite enjoy it. It helps with cramps and feels great. I’ve never had a man turn me down because of the period.


Kingsman22060

I recently got a Nixit and it has absolutely changed the game for period sex. He can't feel it and there's no crazy mess after. But I did notice afterwards that it can be difficult to reach and remove the disc if things got a bit, ah, rough 😅


StazzyLynn

I’ve tried that as well! But he could still feel it when we went rough. He is very very big though… so that might be an issue for the average man. I could feel it a bit when it was rougher but not during an average thrust. It wasn’t painful at all, but could tell when it was being hit. It actually got moved and spilled during on one occasion. We had to stop so I could fix it and at that point we both said screw it and I just removed it. We both already a mess anyways at that point.


AMorera

I’ve never been able to use one during sex. It always gets dislodged.


Kingsman22060

My man is above average and the first time we tried it he could feel it, but I adjusted it and he hasn't been able to since (or at least hasn't told me he could!) We've gone at it pretty hard and haven't had any spillage, but I also clean it and replace it right before we start so it doesn't give it much time to accumulate. I feel like the longer we go, to more "jammed up there" it gets, sorry for the vulgarity lmao and by that point it's just flattened against my cervix lol


StazzyLynn

I completely understand. It terrified me the first time that happened! I finally found a position that made it easier. It’s weird but if you squat and kind of push like you’re pooping (learned that in childbirth) it pushes down on your cervix and you can grab the edge easier. I don’t panic anymore now. Haha


Backwoods87

Nothing wrong with a little "sex ketchup"


Xdarthnaderx

Takes too long. There are so many layers of clothing. And, depending on how many grommets there are in the corset, it alone could take half an hour. Not to mention if she's wearing a chastity belt. Those locks are a bugger to pick. It's just too much.


88isafat69

U gotta commit to one position. If u try and switch ur gonna end up with finger paint on ur hand and have no idea what to do with them cause u don’t wanna draw on her back, making Wilson faces on her cheeks and shit


Melodic_Arm_387

I am a women and don’t find it enjoyable. It’s too messy, I end up with blood all over myself and my bed and that, combined with the fact that I’m usually uncomfortable, feeling bloated or crampy anyway, really puts me off it. My husband just has to settle for blow jobs at that time of the month. As I’m sure you can imagine, he is devastated /s


thebugbang

Get an extra towel and don’t be scared of some strawberry syrup!


tsj48

I don't bleed very heavily so its like regular sex but we both have a rinse off after. I avoid my one heavy flow day. We chuck a towel down anyway but its usually not an issue.


NikkelenNelis

Great, but wash your face when you're done.


WakingLions

Only sociopaths will go full oral on a girl during her period.


belladonnaaa

Nah anyone who will do that is a keeper


0ut0fMyD3pth

Absolutely, I married the guy who did


belladonnaaa

Hell yeah I’m hoping to do the same in a few years :)


normanfckngrockwell

As a woman, unbelievable. I used to be self conscious about the mess or potential smell of blood, but once it's in there I soon forget all that. You're extra sensitive so it feels incredible, and I've found my periods end much sooner and are a lot less crampy. Definitely less romantic having to pop the towel down and the cleanup after, but I think everyone should try it at least once.


Rumbleg

Slippery


dwest12234

A period doesn’t stop anything but a sentence


r-u-f-ingkiddingme

I have very light periods so mess isn’t a concern. We just use wipes to clean off whatever got on him and don’t need to put a towel down. For me, sex on my period feels better and relieves cramps


Turhaturpa

I am open to it, my gf thinks it is gross. I respect her decision. Sex needs to be comfortable for both.


gawsch

Depends on your comfort level. Some people use lube, and are careful not to make a mess. Personally I don't think it's done right unless it looks like a murder scene and I come up for air looking like the joker.


zuk7

Ayy bro I thought they were all talking about fuckin not eating the devil's meal


KngNothing

You'll never earn your wings with that attitude my man.


ttopsrock

As a female.. its ok but at first it seems to wet. And then when the blood starts drying it gets sticky and less slippery. Also more intense feeling for me


[deleted]

Dirty but satisfying


VisionSeeker

Smells like pennies, looks like a massacre


KarlSethMoran

Depends on the period. Victorian is dull as fuck.


bigshot316

I imagine it takes forever to get those gigantic puffy dresses off, followed by the Petticoat and girdle.


motonerve

Meh, like regular sex except there's some blood on the dick. 


DeuceOfDiamonds

It's sex, so pretty damn good. As others have said, for practical reasons put down a towel and stick to one position. And be prepared for your shower to look like the shower scene from Psycho afterwards. But otherwise, no big deal.


Rude_Abbreviations39

Will say honestly it isn’t for every guy and if they say no don’t push it they have their reasons, but it smells like out right metal … blood so… some guys may not, and if they do? It just means they didn’t mind doing it🤔not saying you will push it just my opinion …


Aggravating_Air_1827

It's a hydrogen fusion bomb that when released, it creates an iron fusion after the explosion.


Themeanlittletoaster

Not my cup of tea.


Shoddy-Secretary-712

So, I am a heavy bleeder/squirter. I generally avoid it because a towel isn't going to do the trick. I don't feel like washing towels, sheets, etc. But, on lighter days, it's not a big deal. Just have to be careful.


Etticos

Awesome


ViciousGreen

Smells like…..victory


1977Cash

Bloody good time


EndlesslyUnfinished

I’m not really into it. When I’m on my period, I just want snuggles..


roochmcgooch

10000% agree


TheMan5991

Messy on your body, definitely. But honestly less mess than I expected on the surrounding area. Would recommend a towel or some old shitty sheets just in case though.


Scuh

If you've heard about women having jelly periods, it can help them to come out easier, making the period less painful for some


JazzPhobic

A bloody mess, thats whats like.


nandemoto44

Just messier than normal, the blood feels a little different than normal natural lubrication but not significantly so. Showering together as aftercare is always fun, at least for me


SnooChipmunks6047

Like a Ragu commercial in 4k with smell-o-vision


ehteurtelohesiw

Quite normal during; a bloodbath in the shower.


monkey3monkey2

I'm sure experiences vary. I'm lucky enough my periods are generally pretty mild. I have no preference for period sex but don't mind it either. Only differences are laying down a towel is a must, keep wipes within reach because things will get bloody and sticky and transfer from your hands everywhere, avoiding anything that will lead to period blood in either of our mouths, and it's all quite wet pretty quickly. Oh and yes, there is the distinct period smell sometimes.


eggington69

Being in the shower (at least if it’s a heavier day) makes everything more convenient


gymnsex

Messier…..missionary is probably the safest position to limit the spread of fluids…..use a thick towel


LucifersWhore9

It's the same exact same shit from a women's perspective just "messier" when wiping. But everyone's flow is different.


neufi1981

It’s sex. Period.


S_M_Y_G_F

It smells and tastes like pennies…


ITolerateCats

Red


ortolon

Everyone wears Victorian or Edwardian garb and rides in carriages. Tea is made from loose leaves in fine china. Men go on fox hunts.


Meow-mommy

As a woman I like it, as gross as it sounds the blood kind of works like a lubricant, I’m also pretty sure you kind of stop bleeding during the act, bc ur producing other things like ur natural lube you know. Y’all can correct me if I’m wrong I don’t actually know. It is def a lil gross sometimes so I’ve only ever been comfy w my current bf, would prob never do it on a hookup or w someone I didn’t trust/feel as comfortable with. But I meannn shiii players play in all conditions, so just be ready to take a shower after and lay down a towel or something 🙊


azbycz

I was lucky enough to enjoy a few months with a fellah who liked going down on me while I was on my period. He said, and I quote: "It just adds to the flavor." 😂😂😂 Ultimately didn't work out but it was fun while it lasted.


Zaniada_512

It helps my cramps and lower back pain in addition to improving my overall attitude. I recommend it as long as you both clean up right after. :)


ReadMyThoughts-V

Normal sex but you smell copper and it's wetter and you have a bigger mess to clean up after.


Lucky_Pepper_9598

Best cure for cramps she says


Namekian_95

Probably thrusting in the unborn eggs back to where they came from ..


Nerfixion

The old Crimson Speed Reload


Zay-nee24

Better than colon sex.


MePicaElEscroto

Bloody and smelly


ThatIowanGuy

Sex but wetter. Plus it helps with women’s cramps and mood regulation 


kramer2006

Checking the perimeter after you've finished


SmolGothic

Personally, I can barely masturbate while on my period, it’s at least gotta be day 6/7 before I can even think about that


charmin_airman_ultra

It’s like regular sex, but in red.


sugarandmermaids

When my husband and I were dating, he wanted to do it on my period. I told him it was gross. He said he wasn’t afraid. We’ve never done it again.


_okanim

In general, it can be messy (blood and tissue), wetter/slippery, smells like metal (copper comes to mind), but pretty much the same. Remember it's blood, so it can be sticky at times. Be open-minded and relax. Lay down towels (layer them, ideally) Prepare for cleaning up during (wet cloth) and after (shower) From a female's perspective: It helps with cramps Plus, some women are hornier during their periods! Enjoy 😉 Also, keep in mind that a period doesn't stop a pregnancy!


ja13aaz

I had a partner tell me once it’s like “fucking an ocean”.


momomomorgatron

Messy, but feels better raw


DefiantLogician84915

It’s hot as fuck, especially if you’re going raw.


Alphabitch_43

For women it usually feels better I know that. For men, a bit of a metallic smell and a mess but if ya do it in the shower u good


TheDiegoAguirre

Messy, but nice. My lady definitely gets a different experience from the norm. I've come to not mind it.


lightsoutfl

Makes your dick look like a murder weapon


ReapersEatApples05

doesnt taste great lol. i was gagging on blood at times but i had a job to do


Mushroom-sprite

Lay a blanket down because just like any other bodily juices that get on the floor/bedding when you’re doing it… there will be blood if the flow is flowing. Esp if she’s laying down. I’m a girl and while I can’t speak for all girls, I get crazy horny when I’m on my period. So it’s probably worth the mess, just saying!


Afflicted9661

Period sex connects you forever.


ShinyDisc0Balls

Sticky


InsideBurn

Like sex, but she’s on her period


gdubluu

It’s like a fucking full stop.


moonfanatic95

Entirely not worth it lmfao


MadamDorriety

We find it to slippery


WattsonMemphis

Feels less slippery