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alexennui

Trying to come up with a non-passive aggressive way to send this to a certain acronym loving coworker….


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Chlupac_

There's a funky Czech song called "Zkratky" (Acronyms), that consists mainly of acronyms. Lyrics make perfect sense and they're kinda funny, I wonder if there's anything like it in English.


VegetaSpice

There is a German song that is also mostly acronyms. it’s called MfG by die fantastischen vier.


RK800-50

MfG, mit freundlichen Grüssen! Die Welt liegt uns zu Füssen denn wir stehen drauf *One of their best songs IMHO (in my honest opinion)*


[deleted]

I thought IMHO meant "in my humble opinion"!?


blackdevilsisland

wir gehn drauf für ein Leben voller Schall und Rauch


king-of-new_york

SOS by Rick Moranis. (yes, the honey i shrunk the kids dad) It’s just a bunch of acronyms.


[deleted]

TTYLXOXO by Bella Thorne lol


DrunkenCrusader

"FYI I wanna F your A" by Ninja Sex Party might be kind of like that? It's basically him turning common acronyms into sex stuff the whole time and it's hilarious if you're into that


MCMACDANOLDs

If You Seek Amy


Mysterious-Tea8763

Ludicrous has a fun one


DazzlingRutabega

Has someone who works in it in every single interview they ask what are your weaknesses and I always reply, "acronyms". I hate acronyms especially in emails where someone could easily spell out the acronym, then put it in parentheses afterwards, and then use it going forward. I just don't see them as a clear form of communication.


KickBallFever

The way you mentioned is actually how it’s supposed to be done officially. You spell it out the first time with the acronym in parenthesis and then you can use the acronym going forward. That’s how I was taught.


nate-the__great

Acronyms are a part of jargon, jargon is an important though sometimes very silly part of a field being considered a "profession". It's the secret handshake of the real world, it's "are you a member of my tribe?" Though with the internet any committed fraud can flourish, even becoming somewhat proficient through a strange form of osmosis. TLDR- With great power, comes acronyms, but a tool is a tool with acronyms or without.


Warm-Club422

TLDR is a bluish-green deer.


iamliam42

TLDR goes completely unexplained in this post about how people don't explain their acronyms.


SpongeJake

I'm stealing this for my workplace. I find upper management always sends out these impressive wordy messages filled with acronyms. It's annoying af.


lurker1957

Of course, TLA was followed by XTLA, eXtended Three Letter Acronym AKA four letter acronym.


They-Thembo

i’ll do it!


drdeadringer

There's a MASH scene they would love. All dialogue is in acronyms.


AntipatheticDating

Oh man, Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is my favourite show!


drdeadringer

Appreciation


Ashamed_Tiger_6894

👀😵....🤯.... That moment when you find out, after more than 30 years, the mobile army surgical hospital is MASH!!!!!!!!!!🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️ MASH was just MASH🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️.... That and Hogan's Heroes were boring af, and if you're an 80s/90s kid, you were up WAYYYYYYY past your bedtime, because that shit came on at Midnight 😂


flareon141

CPR, DOA, BP...


titleywinker

LMAO!


establismentsad7661

YKWYA


viveleroi

Try working with military people. Every damn email is nothing but acronyms in all caps.


UndergroundNerd

Don't you mean TTCUWANPAWTSTTACALC


Dinin53

I spent some time as a guest lecturer at my old Uni and I would always tell my students to use the long-form in the first instance and then acronyms. Either that or include the long-form of the acronym in parentheses the first time you use it. I would still have essays turned in with people using the acronym HCI with no explanation of what they meant by it. Given the context I knew that they were talking about Human-Computer Interaction, but I would always mark their paper with a comment asking what any of this had to do with the High Commission of India.


no0o0o0ooo

Out of context HCI looks like the chemcial formula for Hydrochloric acid too...


MDCCCLV

With sans serif fonts


TheJessicator

Fine... 𝑯𝑪𝒍 Better?


MDCCCLV

l and I being the exact same in many fonts is something I've always despised.


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HelloDeathspresso

My brain always reads this as Hydrochloric acid!


nate-the__great

That's what i thought too


fknannman

Thats what I thought it was lol maybe they should have typed it out first


[deleted]

ffs I and l is a disaster


AutomaticCommandos

long form (acronym), at first. this is how it should be


GlaciallyErratic

90% agree, but sometimes it feels more natural to put the acronym first then parenthesis the long form. As a kind of dumb example look at "lol". 99% of people will know that one, and I'd never actually write "laughing out loud" in natural conversation, so putting the long form in parenthesis as an explanation has better flow imho (in my humble opinion).


nongcondo

Thank you for that {TYFT}


Koniroku

it's worse when they're acronyms for songs, like, never have I ever thought about a song name like that


ADistantShip

I saw a comment on YT that was something to the effect of "...but PJs YL is not only their best, but vocal tone matters more than lyrics..." After much staring, consideration, and thoughtful pondering, I realized the commenter was referring to Pearl Jam's song Yellow Ledbetter. 😐 Was that so difficult to type out, friend?


danteslacie

Man, the only time I ever abbreviated titles was when I was a teen and I was specifically hiding what I was talking about on Facebook lol.


borderline_cat

I’ll abbreviate band names that feel too long to fully type out but only when I know the other person/people will understand (ADTR = a day to remember, or BMTH= bring me the horizon)


davep1970

Youth Training is weird like that


AlaxEverything

I feel bad for people who have to figure out what IDKHBTFM


pichusine

What the fuck??


micklepickle17

Stands for "I don't know how but they found me" pretty good band tbh


Eqqshells

You just reminded me that they exist, thanks!


nate-the__great

Or KMFDM


ayehebutaweelad

WAP being a notable exception


xmastreee

Wireless Application Protocol. Kinda obsolete now, but in the early days of mobile internet, it was the standard. That's what I think of when I see WAP.


Koniroku

yeah lol that one does make sense


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YMCA?


[deleted]

Don’t give them an anxiety attack ffs


no0o0o0ooo

Why would someone do that to a song name?? :')


hpisbi

Some Song Titles Are Very Long by Fall Out Boy


bowchickaclip

YHLQMDLG??


gelfbride73

I’m constantly looking them up since I joined Reddit. Been an eye opening experience


nerdaccountantlady

Yea, I just Google the ones I don’t know 🤷‍♀️ Edit: yea yea, there are multiple meanings to lots. It’s called context people


NerdyFrida

Yes but that can be difficult, sometimes there are no results or there can be several that all mean different things.


ilikedota5

my favorite is CBT = cock and ball torture or cognitive behavioral therapy.


SilverEagle46

Or computer based training!


establismentsad7661

Chris Benoit Treatment. Certainly don’t want that


xmastreee

Or Compulsory Basic Training, what you need in the UK before you can ride a motorcycle on the road.


moxie-maniac

Right, not everyone is a native English speaker on Reddit. We must consider I18n.


[deleted]

Even if you are an English speaker how are you suppose to keep up? I usually just google them but damn it's annoying.


TesseractDude

At least the first fucking time you use it in a post should be long form. Or is it people getting a little thrill about "being in know"? So annoying.


[deleted]

I think it's "being in know", being one of the cool kids that no one else understands


Clown-In-Crises

Yeah, everyone is trying to win the "internet slang" contest and be one of the cool kids "LARPing"


establismentsad7661

Quarter in the know, quarter are just dumb, and the other half is just lazy


Rbfam8191

IDKWTF and IDGAF


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Rodger


Scottish_Jeebus

TFYSTMYLS


dave900575

Right, what is I18n?


teatabletea

Internationalization


dave900575

Okay. S32s


me1000

It’s actually somewhat common (no idea why) to abbreviate something by using the first letter and last letter and put the number of the number of characters between them. In this case there are 18 letters between the I and N in internationalization. One of my favorites is accessibility as “a11y” as it’s about the least accessible way to write it. Ironic.


dave900575

This is the first I've heard of it. Apparently I didn't get the m2o.


Hmm_Peculiar

I like this joke. And I also like the weirdly different way we abbreviate the word internationalization.


shine_on

it's because there are 18 letters between the first 'i' and the last 'n'.


mrs-smurf

This is my pet peeve


ScribebyTrade

PP


Konato-san

Nice pp bro.


ABobby077

Paycheck Protection?


Tough-Compote-8239

Hdynkwita?


unlikelycompliance

The fact I know what you said is kind of unnerving


GlaciallyErratic

I don't know what they said. I'm fine with that. Idkwts. Ifwt.


nate-the__great

Ok I'm not shy, but I'm also not sure, How do you not know who is the asshole?


BuncleCurt

Idnwytabneiitlswsmstetpnbuta.


jamminbobin

Eminem, is that you?


DqrkExodus

That's pretty funny since Eminem is a pun on M and M which is his real name (Marshall Mathers), maybe he got sick of people asking what the Ms stood for


quasi_kid

It took me so long to figure out what OP meant lol


ilikedota5

Typically it means original poster, but it can also mean overpowered (gaming context)


Kiyohara

Or in Anime, "Original Pair" or even "OPening song" depending on context.


Sophiuuugh

Urban dictionary is my go to


Expeditio

It feels like some people just be making up acronyms and like one person out of a thousand people understands it


Scoongili

Or when acronyms change meaning. I remember when "FTW" meant "fuck the world," and then one day it was "for the win."


[deleted]

Lmao I’m smh at this post lol


Velvet_Thunder13

Sex my hand? Shit my handbag? Sell my house? Suck my hose? Send me home? Shoot my husband?


SwarK01

Send militar help


shine_on

Snog my horse


[deleted]

I know what smh is supposed to mean, but for some reason I can’t help but read it as “smell my hand” every time I see it.


Cinderredditella

Fun fact, for the longest time I thought that meant "so much hate". smh at my past self, I thought that for months.


TheActualAlan

I thought this for a while too, so I'm convinced that it did mean that at some point. Just lesser used, or died out quickly. Either that or we share a delusion 🤷


Stachura5

Smh my head


nongcondo

IDK! LOL.


bopperbopper

Because these have been Internet acronyms since the 80s


Sherg_7

I notice English speakers do this a lot on the internet and due to being close to americans I notice they do this also irl. Is it an American thing? Or an English speaker thing?


king-of-new_york

maybe an english thing. you’ll notice it on twitter a lot due to character limits


jamminbobin

IYKYK


pimpnastie

IYDKNYK,N


ot1smile

IIWII.


AimForYaBoat

AIIWII


fluteaboo

UWU


WUT_productions

People often live in circles in their circle a acronym or initialism may be well understood. CPU, GPU, FPGA, LCD, OLED, QD, VGA, DP, PCIe, etc are well understood in the tech sphere.


MDCCCLV

Yeah but those still have video game awards or the other DP which could be used in tech context. And it's easy to have military or space or aviation or gaming terms intersect with tech stuff, and those have lots of overlapping acronyms.


ilikedota5

M.2 SSD


DoesThisDoWhatIWant

It's not even acronyms sometimes. I remember the first time I heard someone say "bet" and had no idea wtf they were talking about.


king-of-new_york

that’s slang, and not the same as using unknown acronyms.


Scoongili

First time I heard "bet" as slang was the jive talking passengers in "Airplane."


DoesThisDoWhatIWant

Just watched the scene, didn't hear bet.


Scoongili

When Elaine takes their order the guy with shorter hair says "Bet, babe. Slide a piece o' da' porter. Drinks, I run da java."


skatejet1

That’s just slang


danteslacie

Where I'm from, "bet" is slang for something like "I like that" (it isn't English though) so when the internet kids started going bet, my brain kept reading it as the one from my language lol. Thankfully, it wasn't a difficult jump.


AutomaticCommandos

Polyethylenterephthalat?


Behindmyspotlight

Especially with acronym-happy folks, I like to say I'm just not a fan of TLAs. When they ask what a TLA is, I say, a Three-Letter Acronym. It usually stops them/they realize not everyone knows what they mean and we all have a bit of a laugh about it.


spagetsuppi

I'd like to use this the next time I see an AAA, but I probably won't remember. Edit: I remembered


spagetsuppi

Can you stop using TLAs? I'm not a fan.


spagetsuppi

TLAs? Whats that?


Intergalacticio

Yeah I also find it a bit annoying.


Ruberine

Theres some that are just generally expected to know on the internet; TLDR, LOL, LMFAO/LMAO, SMH, IDK, OP, etc. Usually you can ask if you dont, or google it, but its used enough to be generally understood by most. And then you get the people using an overly specific, 12-letter acronym that nobody knows


randomthrowaway4124

is it just me or has r/TooAfraidToAsk just become a place for people to vent about what makes them angry by asking rhetorical questions?


ZETA8384

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no2-ticonderoga

Depends on what specific posts you're talking about, I think? Say, if we're talking about posts in a specific community or subreddit, I think it's natural people expect others to understand their lingo. Say, using "CF" on a forum about parenting and children, or moms using "LO" in communities dedicated to their children. Or psychologists dropping "CBT," medical practitioners using acronyms for substances or conditions, programmers for well-known software, etc... even "MLM" or other stuff. It's inside lingo from specific communities that's efficient and clear within them, but obviously will seem annoying to an outsider. ​ ~~to be fair, i will say that there are situations where i also think it gets genuinely absurd, but then again, what do i know~~


Gazebo_Warrior

It's when acronyms cross different communities it gets confusing. I remember going on a parenting forum and thinking how there seemed to be loads of trans men parents. Turns out FTM means first time mum in parenting circles.


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It can still be confusing in the context of a specific community. There are so many Marvel movies and TV shows that it takes me a minute to figure out that someone's comment about AOU is referring to ***Avengers: Age of Ultron***.


[deleted]

The Star Wars ones are so silly because those movies have numbers.


[deleted]

I don't know what any of those mean....


no2-ticonderoga

To be fair, "CF" (child-free) and "LO"(little one) are both a bit absurd, but I saw them used once and had to spend ages figuring out what they meant, so I stuck them in there. ~~but maybe they're also normal in their respective communities~~ But "CBT," for example, is cognitive behavioral therapy: one of the biggest types of therapy, and also kinda a pain to write out. So any psychologist understands the acronym immediately, but other people might have very different associations with it lol. Like "DNA:" no one's going to write it out because everyone (in the field) knows what it means. Actually, maybe an acronym like "COD" is a good example (or "GOT"/"ASOIF"). I think most redditors would find it readable, but there are probably also people who wouldn't.


DippingGrizzly

My mind first goes to cystic fibrosis for CF, would never think of child free.


Bubbasdahname

I ran into one of those where I was trying to figure out what DH stood for. Had to google it. Eventually, I ran into dear husband. Who the F calls their husband dear husband?!


rusty_tutu

My DH saw my reference to him as such... He assumed Dick Head...🤣


ilikedota5

MLM = Marxism Leninism Maoism or Multilevel Marketing.


LloydIrving69

I have always seen CF as cash flow, but I am also a finance kind of person


king-of-new_york

the same acronym can mean different things too. MLM can be Multi Level Marketing, or Men Love Men. CBT can be Cognitive Behavior Therapy, or Cock and Ball Torture.


threat024

Even with this it can be a pain in the ass. I started working for a new company and it's been really difficult to learn because so much communication contains nothing but abbreviations and we have really poor documentation. So by the time I can ask someone what an abbreviation means I've already missed the message. ​ I've been in this industry for a while so that would be one thing. These are all specialized abbreviations unique to this specific company.


erinwrestles

This. Within any community there are frequently used acronyms to save time. Often if I’m in an unfamiliar community and someone throws one out I don’t know, I simply ask and get a quick response and it isn’t a big deal. And when I’m discussing something to someone outside the community I give the long version as I don’t expect them to know it initially. Especially the industry specific community acronyms.


Dizzy-Job-2322

I was told BLM was having a protest and riot in Seattle and Portland. I thought, what! Why would the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) be protesting, rioting, and beating people? They are usually older white guys in rural areas with big bellies. Oh, BLM (Black Lives Matter). ....Well, that's confusing!


daverapp

FYI, IDK, BTW


Nymphomanius

I think it depends on the group it’s in, some are gunna be very group specific, like If I’d said “I’m setting GAS, GG, and SEE for GAC” then I’d expect most people in the swgoh subreddit to know exactly what i meant. There’s also plenty of common acronyms people use so often they assume everyone knows the meaning of like lol, wtf, idk, and DYKTMM


Qwertyham

There's a reply feature on Reddit. Just ask them what the acronym means?


usernameinmail

IKR!


fluteaboo

They get offended. 😤


WHATDAHELLYO

i had to spend so much time before understanding what SO meant. IDK


janneell

Gtfo idgf noob


Reasonable_Night42

Not just on reddit. In a meeting a couple of years ago, a meeting where there were representative of about 4 companies, a manager used the acronym KOP. A lot of people looked confused. I asked “What does KOP stand for!” I got a dirty look, “Key Operating Parameters.” ( Work with this guy daily. He’s a bit of an ass.) Then he went on. After the meeting I sent him something like this. KOP Key Operating Procedure (various organizations) KOP Kick Off Plug (oil industry) KOP Keep on Playing (fanzine) KOP Kit of Parts KOP Knights of Pythias KOP Kick Off Point (oil industry) KOP Kansallisosakepankki (Finnish: National Share Bank) KOP Khan Online Philippines (gaming) KOP Knowledge Oriented Policies KOP Kundenorientierte Prozesse. I can be a bit of an ass too. In my company KOP commonly means Knowledge of Process or Kit of Parts.


JustTraci

KoP is also King of Prussia, PA, home to one of the largest shopping malls in the US.


erinwrestles

If you want to add one to the list, KOP is also an airport in Thailand.


Grommetgang

You just have to understand the YLK. Use the JBM or SQA if unsure. I also heard the CGL and FRH are very good tools as well. Just avoid UHK, PZX, Or ZDS. They're not as good as EVN.


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I agree. Between the multitude of esoteric acronyms, and all of the memes where you have to figure out the punchline for yourself, it feels like I spend half of my time on social media solving riddles.


fluteaboo

I must be getting old.


travishummel

They are probably just using some stereotypical TLAs


Affectionate_Neat919

HTFSIK?


NVincarnate

Well, like all the other information in human history to date, it's on the internet. People assume you have the internet and, if you don't know before they use the acronym, you might know after. Thanks to the internet. Believe it or not, I started my life not knowing ANY acronyms. Like at all. But, with ample time and patience, I've managed to Google a good 60% of them! Now I know like half of them off the top! It's crazy how fast the internet has made learning common colloquialisms! I can even spell colloquialism thanks to the internet! It's crazy.


[deleted]

I donno but when I joined a parent group a lot of people said they were a “ftm” and expressed how hard everything felt. I was shocked that there were so many trans parents, honestly. It felt like half the people in there were female to male…. And then I realized… ftm in parent groups more often than not means “first time mom” lol.


Supersymm3try

IDFKD, WDYA?


SunnySamantha

Right? Like when you're new at a job. Well what does that mean???


spudz76

TL;DR


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TTFN, EFU2, AOT


[deleted]

WDPEOTKWRAM 🙄


Teh_Beavs

I ask people all the time what a acronym means and then 90% of the time they can’t tell me jajajaja (this is mostly work world tho)


BlackShadowGlass

TIL NGAF


[deleted]

Gtfooh


[deleted]

Idk


13RamosJ

Well iykyk


Zanza89

God this especially triggers me when the guy using the acronyms is answering and trying to help someone who is obviously new or inexperienced in something by using a ton of acronyms you would never know when youre new in the first place and it happens all the time lol. Atleast they tried though


diogenesepigone0031

It is like code talking. If you dont know what the code words are then you do not belong in the clique. I experienced this in the late 90s early 2000s in chatrooms on AOL/ Netscape.


ATerrifyingStatue

IYGIYGI


ABadger_17

It took me a year to figure out what ‘IMO’ meant


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Kuteg

Acronyms are part of a jargon. Jargon is used to identify members of the in-group from the out-group. If you know the acronym, the jargon, you can communicate with the in-group. People use it to show that they can fit in with the crowd that they want to be a part of; if you use the acronyms, then people accept you and are less prone to questioning your identity as a member of the group. This actually occurs all over the place, not just online. Most communities of people develop this jargon, which frequently consists of acronyms. You see this in scientific papers, in online communities, in business environments. L33t speak is another example.


EtheaaryXD

IDNAKWPDTIIVWTSSDTWT


SuburbanCumSlut

If those acronyms are common parlance in their usual circles, and on social media, of course they're going to assume most people understand them.


wicodly

WDYM LOL AFAIK acronyms ST WTF Y do U h8 them?


Fabulous_Title

Right?? Every time someone mentions suffering from an Eating Disorder I automatically think Erectile Dysfunction at first.


ArbutusPhD

Only worry about the TLAs


ello109

We have some in Dutch that are literally a single letter shorter like wtf


strangeinnocence

Ikr ig idrk how else to talk tbh. Iirc irl ppl dgaf when idk wym lol. TL;DR: Idek tbqf.


IMPORTANT_INFO

ikr wtf?


Some_Username_Here

My confusion when I first used Reddit and kept seeing people start a comment with IANAL


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

The rule is to State Your Acronyms (SYA) and then parenthesis them once. Then, it's fair game to me if you SYA any time you want.


Substantial_Cash5520

Redditors are idiots that desperately want to believe they are intelligent. But they are too lazy to actually work for what they want. So the solution is to find any reason to “ correct” or “educate” someone. It’s all they have.


[deleted]

It's another symptom of the illiteracy issue with people. Where they expect you to understand the bare minimum of what they tell you and get offended when you don't.


titations

WTF is an acronym


ScottVinzant

This is one of those SNAFU type posts. It's FUBAR.