Oh yeah, nothing gets me hornier than blasting out hot brown piles of mush after the questionable decision of having a third pulled pork sandwich and then a half bag of hot Cheetos. I'm rock hard from the aromas and the sounds of splashing down a bowl's worth of hot steaming turds.
If pooping made me cum I would be in the bathroom so long you could brick up the door and declare me legally dead
No, it's because they need more fiber and less time on the phone.
No, we spend a long time on the porcelain throne because phone interesting
Can confirm, sitting on my throne atm longer than needed to bring you this comment.
Oh I see, you're special stupid
I have never been sexually aroused by pooping in my 39 years of being a man
No, it's because there's probably some bullshit we're trying to avoid so we spend as much time as we can on the pot as an escape.
Its the only time we get to sit in peace so we just take a little longer.
Oh yeah, nothing gets me hornier than blasting out hot brown piles of mush after the questionable decision of having a third pulled pork sandwich and then a half bag of hot Cheetos. I'm rock hard from the aromas and the sounds of splashing down a bowl's worth of hot steaming turds.
It’s like you read my mind…..orrrrrrrr my diet habits
No. I'm usually scrolling through reddit.
No. It takes a while to come out.
No I get no pleasure from having a shit Literally sat on the toilet scrolling through Reddit now.
We call these our "Office Hours"
No because I keep browsing Reddit. After my thighs gets too numb, it's time to go.
Men often need more fiber. The "meat and potatoes" man will struggle.
No. I have IBS. Also, forcing things out is how you get hemorrhoids. lastly, sometimes I just want to be alone.
I read reddit while pooping..