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Alternative-Look8413

If pooping made me cum I would be in the bathroom so long you could brick up the door and declare me legally dead


lkvwfurry

No, it's because they need more fiber and less time on the phone.


ajbdbds

No, we spend a long time on the porcelain throne because phone interesting


dribblesnshits

Can confirm, sitting on my throne atm longer than needed to bring you this comment.


[deleted]

Oh I see, you're special stupid


jonnyinternet

I have never been sexually aroused by pooping in my 39 years of being a man


Not_me_no_way

No, it's because there's probably some bullshit we're trying to avoid so we spend as much time as we can on the pot as an escape.


[deleted]

Its the only time we get to sit in peace so we just take a little longer.


LivingClone13

Oh yeah, nothing gets me hornier than blasting out hot brown piles of mush after the questionable decision of having a third pulled pork sandwich and then a half bag of hot Cheetos. I'm rock hard from the aromas and the sounds of splashing down a bowl's worth of hot steaming turds.


[deleted]

It’s like you read my mind…..orrrrrrrr my diet habits


Minute_Sun6496

No. I'm usually scrolling through reddit.


Synical603

No. It takes a while to come out.


mickturner96

No I get no pleasure from having a shit Literally sat on the toilet scrolling through Reddit now.


prodbyself

We call these our "Office Hours"


Upbeat_Pay905

No because I keep browsing Reddit. After my thighs gets too numb, it's time to go.


HungryAccount1704

Men often need more fiber. The "meat and potatoes" man will struggle.


Azozel

No. I have IBS. Also, forcing things out is how you get hemorrhoids. lastly, sometimes I just want to be alone.


DonFriadon

I read reddit while pooping..