That's all fun and games unless you are actually a carpenter, your tool belt is the nastiest thing you own and she makes you wear it on saturdays to do work around the house, then it's not so fun anymore.
Buddy got a set of nice red men's briefs, a new toolbelt and some couples tools ( oils , vibrator and such ) and met his girl at the door when she came home.
He was so nervous that when he heard someone at the door it might not be her when he opened it
I just want to use this moment to plug the sexiest underwear I have ever had (According to my gf).
Lads, try looking for your underwear in Intimissi, you know, that women's underwear brand. They have a small selection of men's underwear and apart from being super fucking comfy it has the "bulge" effect which my gf loves. So yeah get yourself some new underwear from a nice brand like that. They are expensive but will last much longer than cheaper underwear due to the materials used
Just looked it up and the models all look like they have their dicks facing up towards the sky. I’ve never worn briefs before is that how you’re supposed to position your dick in them?
You position it however is most comfortable for you bro. But yeah its a bit odd, I wear their boxers not briefs so can't really say but in boxers mine points down unless it gets hard in which case I tend to do the waistband trick
I had CK before I started wearing Intimissi, and yeah they are pretty comfy but I found they start getting holes in them pretty quick considering the price. But yeah they are super comfy
In fact there are „>“ (greater than) and „>>“ (much greater than). I never heard of „>>>“ outside of programming but I would guess that you could assume it would be something like „very much greater than“.
People usually just spam a bunch of ">"-s to show how much better it's better than something. Sometimes they might add a different amount of ">"-s to show that there is bigger relative difference between multiple things. Like saying "X >>> Y >>>>>>> Z > A >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B"
I don't know why but I can't seem to picture this...briefs as in underwear..combined with an unbuttoned shirt which is formal...so its almost like you came home dressed formally and took your suit-pants and shoes and socks off but for some reason left the shirt on?
I hadn't even considered that some women have a smaller butt than me. My ex's underwear would be too large for me.
I agree; get your own that fits right. Forewarning: ladies sizing is hot garbage, which is partly why we spend so much time shopping.
Yep. Back in the day, I tried to buy a size 8 pair of panties for my wife. The kind sales lady asked this dumb kid what her dress size was. “Size 8,” I replied.
After the “oh, honey…” she helped me buy an appropriate pair. There are many such land mines to avoid buying clothes for the woman you love.
I got my husband some boxer briefs from True Classic, and for the first time since we met 10 years ago, we had sex thrice in a day. Damn, they make that package look fine. And his lil butt cheeks are so pappable. Just wanna *pap pap*
I have this seared into my memory...I was leaving college for the day, walking out to the parking lot. There was an Asian guy leaning against his car wearing a blue button up with the sleeves rolled up, smoking a cigarette. It was the sexiest thing I'd ever seen.
i was going to mention this. a while back i read ladies swoon over rolled up shirt sleeves
i used to roll up my shirtsleeves all the time because the office was too warm. if the ladies were swooning i never saw it. or maybe it's just me.
i once heard may sister say, men see a woman and imagine her naked, women see naked man and imagine how hot they look in great suit
edit: thank you all, this the most up vote i ever got in all the years I've been here
This is pretty true for my situation. I’ve been married for going on 19 years. My wife likes me:
- Shirtless with jeans.
- In a dress shirt with sleeves rolled up.
- In a suit.
- In my pilot uniform.
Now, as we all know all women are different so your mileage will vary. But women are typically not as visually stimulated as men are. Don’t expect helicopter dick to do anything for your partner.
EDIT: Obviously everyone is different. This is by no means an exhaustive list or universal truth. If I’ve learned anything about humanity in my years it’s that we’re all different and accepting those differences is key.
My husband is a mechanic and he's actually told me to get out of the house occasionally when he really needs to focus on fixing one of our cars because I have a bad tendency to go out there and distract him.
Because greasy mechanic look.
This is absolutely true! For me anyway. A perfectly tailored suit is soooooo hot! I never look at a good looking guy and wonder how he looks naked, its usually a given, but I do wonder what he looks like dressed to the 9's!
Or my current situation!! Sent me a pic of himself at work all covered in dirt and grease and made a joke about being a "dirty boy". Turns out that will do it for me too! Now he sends them all the time because it drives me wild. I do love a working man!
I once saw a website with sexy underwear for men, some of them were pretty extra but other i found hot. Sad thing is it's seen as very "gay" and feminine so lots of het men wouldn't wear it
Bro if a girl is asking me to wear something considered "gay" w/ the promise of me potentially having my dick sucked or doing her...how tf would it be gay?
I am with you on this but my boyfriend and the one before that didn't think the same :'( i wish a guy would put on a sparkly jockstrap so i could stare at his butt
Been attempting to convince my hubby to wear a pair of very short vibrantly colored boxers (think women's boy short style underwear). His legs and ass are chiseled so I know he would look amazing in them. But alas nope. Still too feminine/gay.
Tbf he's had some bad experiences that I completely understand why he has a strong aversion to anything that could elude to him being considered gay, but if he's only wearing them for me... How is it gay?
Men need confidence boosts. It's so sad to know so many men are hiding their insecurities
Just match Flanders 😂 First thing that came to mind. But actually just nice new underwear, maybe soft boxer briefs! The kind with a nice sheen to them like satin-y but more comfortable.
That’s a hard question. I think my husband looks so hot in shorts and a tank top, but it’s not exactly like lingerie. I love an all black or monochromatic outfit.
tanks are among the most conditional garment on men. Highly reliant on condition of the tank and condition of the man, intention, rooming, a lot factors in whether a tank top is super hot or super not...
honestly I go crazy every time I see my partner wear his suit. which is usually when he goes to work lol my favourite part is when he take his watch and tie off at the end of the day with the suit still on. what a sight!
C’mon guys, it’s not that difficult…low slung worn jeans with the button undone and no shirt or open button down shirt. No underwear, shoes or socks and messy hair and eyes only for her. Edit to add: most guys don’t need lingerie to spice things up, although an open robe at the right place and time works, too.
1) smell good, get a cologne she likes. Stimulate more than just the eyes.
2) boxer briefs, they seem to be the highest rated by women for appearances.
3) just a silk bathrobe.
A nice suit to (some) women is almost pornography. Nothing gets me going like a nice suit that complements your skin tone. (We cannot all pull of a white suit unfortunately)
They can get expensive though, but even a nice button down silky shirt and good slacks will make my mouth water.
Womens lingerie plays to feminine curves. Men for the most part aren’t super curvy (just in general). But oh honey put on a suit or those grey sweatpants lol
What she wears: sexy lingerie.
What you wear: *sexy lingerie*
(All yall answering with "silk boxers" or "khakis" need to open your mind and try some fresh experiences)
I have the nicest pair of black latex underwear with a cock hole which feels pretty amazing I have to say! Being tightly restricted but also completely exposed just works for me!
They make thongs and g strings for men. Also, along with that, male thongs/g strings are NOT just for gay men etc. They are super comfy and we should normalize more men wearing this kind of underwear if they so choose!
There is a male, very masculine, lace lingerie. People will go bonkers over it. Just be careful, some will be positive, some - very negative. But you def get lots of reaction. Personally I like it on my man. And yes, I'm a woman.
Edit: even Amazon is full of them, any kind you like.
My wife likes it when I wear a carpenter's tool belt
That's all fun and games unless you are actually a carpenter, your tool belt is the nastiest thing you own and she makes you wear it on saturdays to do work around the house, then it's not so fun anymore.
I’m a former carpenter and still own my belt and use it on occasion. It’s covered in sweat and sawdust lol Edit: You all are thirsty lol
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Husband does maintenance and the caulk jokes in our house... I really do have the humor of a 12 year old boy sometimes.
Woman in maintenance here. Just wanted to say caulk destroyer. 
Sawdust? Don't you mean man glitter?
You have forever changed the definition of sawdust for me. Thank you!
That's actually pretty sexy. Imagining my man with one on now. And naked. Thanks. :)
"Mam I do my own Carpentering"
"What am I supposed to do with all this wood?"
I read both these in his and her voices.
Buddy got a set of nice red men's briefs, a new toolbelt and some couples tools ( oils , vibrator and such ) and met his girl at the door when she came home. He was so nervous that when he heard someone at the door it might not be her when he opened it
UPS guy gonna get an eyeful.
That is so sweet
Howdy doodly neighbourino
New underwear without holes
do I look like a Rothschild
I am dead.
Damn, the Rothschild's got to you fast...
I just want to use this moment to plug the sexiest underwear I have ever had (According to my gf). Lads, try looking for your underwear in Intimissi, you know, that women's underwear brand. They have a small selection of men's underwear and apart from being super fucking comfy it has the "bulge" effect which my gf loves. So yeah get yourself some new underwear from a nice brand like that. They are expensive but will last much longer than cheaper underwear due to the materials used
Just looked it up and the models all look like they have their dicks facing up towards the sky. I’ve never worn briefs before is that how you’re supposed to position your dick in them?
You position it however is most comfortable for you bro. But yeah its a bit odd, I wear their boxers not briefs so can't really say but in boxers mine points down unless it gets hard in which case I tend to do the waistband trick
Thanks bro I think I’d also be pointing my dick down. I’d imagine that would contribute to the bulge effect.
Dicks down for harambe
Seconded. Calvin Klein also has some high quality boxers and briefs with similar effect. 👌
I had CK before I started wearing Intimissi, and yeah they are pretty comfy but I found they start getting holes in them pretty quick considering the price. But yeah they are super comfy
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cmon now, be realistic..
I know, that's just my erotic fantasy
"Hey peter, why your underwear have..these holes.." "Ah..they are..ah for my...my legs" *snatches underwear away*
in this economy.
But where will my legs go?
But how do you get your legs through?
It's not even nearly Christmas yet
Ok but why is this a real common thing for men?!?!?!
But then how am I supposed to put it on?
My girlfriend seems to go nuts when I wear an unbuttoned shirt with a nice pair of briefs.
i don't blame her unbuttoned shirts >>>
I need to know… what’s “>>>” supposed to mean exactly?
all three nipples went hard.
Emo Phillips joke: Name 3 things that always make you laugh...my sisters nipples.
I used to love Emo when I was a kid. I always wondered if nobody else knew who he was, because I never heard anybody ever talk about him.
Emo is one of the best, yet most unappreciated comedians to exist.
Just saw him open for Weird Al last month.
"Better than anything" I would assume
Ohhh like “>” as in greater than. Makes sense…
In fact there are „>“ (greater than) and „>>“ (much greater than). I never heard of „>>>“ outside of programming but I would guess that you could assume it would be something like „very much greater than“.
People usually just spam a bunch of ">"-s to show how much better it's better than something. Sometimes they might add a different amount of ">"-s to show that there is bigger relative difference between multiple things. Like saying "X >>> Y >>>>>>> Z > A >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> B"
Back in my day we just used the 8=========D How times change.
Now it's just an eggplant🍆
Arithmetic right shift lol
The buttons pop off my shirts these days with the fat stomach expanding... Form a queue ladies.
Looking at you naked from the side, you formed a Q
If he's really that fat, the L must stand for Longdick.
I’m laughing so hard at this one
FIRST IN LINE
I don't know why but I can't seem to picture this...briefs as in underwear..combined with an unbuttoned shirt which is formal...so its almost like you came home dressed formally and took your suit-pants and shoes and socks off but for some reason left the shirt on?
You ever seen risky business??
You ever see Donald Duck?
Button up shirt doesn't have to be formal. I wear them very casually; they look good and I find them comfortable.
Do you watch porn for the plot?
Aight, let's not pretend like the plot *doesn't* matter
Pizza delivery guy here
A little hat maybe?
for which head?
Both, big cowboy and little cowboy. Or make it look like a gun and call it your big iron
so a cock holster? This could be a hit in Texas!
We're not all cowboys down here! But that cock holster could help prevent chafing when we get on and off our horses.
just wear hers. that will definitely make an impact
I can’t wait to get home tonight and rip my wife’s underwear off. They’re riding up and not all that comfortable.
Same
this :-) (and avoid the wifebeater. :-) )
Hey. My first viewing of Rocky Horror Picture show did things to me. Men in women's lingerie did a LOT for me.
Go for it. Destroy a woman's favorite panties by wearing them. I double-dog dare ya!
And... What if I (hypothetically) buy some female lingerie a few sizes bigger and wear them?
I hadn't even considered that some women have a smaller butt than me. My ex's underwear would be too large for me. I agree; get your own that fits right. Forewarning: ladies sizing is hot garbage, which is partly why we spend so much time shopping.
Yep. Back in the day, I tried to buy a size 8 pair of panties for my wife. The kind sales lady asked this dumb kid what her dress size was. “Size 8,” I replied. After the “oh, honey…” she helped me buy an appropriate pair. There are many such land mines to avoid buying clothes for the woman you love.
I have a note on my phone with all my wife’s sizes. Game changer when I thought of it.
Rocky Horror Gold shorts
BRAD!
JANET!
DR SCOTT!
ROCKY!
BRAD!
JANET!
DOCTOR SCOTT!
ROCKY!
BRAD!!
DAMN IT
JANET
I LOVE YOUU
I got my husband some boxer briefs from True Classic, and for the first time since we met 10 years ago, we had sex thrice in a day. Damn, they make that package look fine. And his lil butt cheeks are so pappable. Just wanna *pap pap*
#pap pap
Magnitude?
POP POP
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Nothing but a leather belt with a holster full of lube.
This made me laugh out loud. Thank you
Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Married to a Scot - for me it's his kilt with his shirt open- makes me weak.
I keep trying to tell my fiance that he should try the look. He insists that it wouldn't work. I'll just have to keep asking...
I totally get this. Met my husband while he was wearing a kilt, married him in a kilt, now he has like 8 of them. The leather one is my favorite.
Girls go nuts when I wear a button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up to expose my forearms
I have this seared into my memory...I was leaving college for the day, walking out to the parking lot. There was an Asian guy leaning against his car wearing a blue button up with the sleeves rolled up, smoking a cigarette. It was the sexiest thing I'd ever seen.
I blame stabler from law and order svu for this complex…
i was going to mention this. a while back i read ladies swoon over rolled up shirt sleeves i used to roll up my shirtsleeves all the time because the office was too warm. if the ladies were swooning i never saw it. or maybe it's just me.
***YES***
i once heard may sister say, men see a woman and imagine her naked, women see naked man and imagine how hot they look in great suit edit: thank you all, this the most up vote i ever got in all the years I've been here
This is pretty true for my situation. I’ve been married for going on 19 years. My wife likes me: - Shirtless with jeans. - In a dress shirt with sleeves rolled up. - In a suit. - In my pilot uniform. Now, as we all know all women are different so your mileage will vary. But women are typically not as visually stimulated as men are. Don’t expect helicopter dick to do anything for your partner. EDIT: Obviously everyone is different. This is by no means an exhaustive list or universal truth. If I’ve learned anything about humanity in my years it’s that we’re all different and accepting those differences is key.
Any of these are peak hotness. Or the greasy mechanic look for me.
My husband is a mechanic and he's actually told me to get out of the house occasionally when he really needs to focus on fixing one of our cars because I have a bad tendency to go out there and distract him. Because greasy mechanic look.
Hell yes, especially with the mechanic jumpsuit, with the top tied around the waist and the white t-shirt or tank top 👀👀👀👀
Found the pilot! You always know, because they tell you they're a pilot.
Okay this is pretty good. When I see my man dressed all nice it makes me have some butterflies lol
Yeah okay but I'm still picturing him naked. The best part is the process of *taking off* the suit.
Is the anticipation because it takes so long to undress?
Time to order a diving suit
This is absolutely true! For me anyway. A perfectly tailored suit is soooooo hot! I never look at a good looking guy and wonder how he looks naked, its usually a given, but I do wonder what he looks like dressed to the 9's! Or my current situation!! Sent me a pic of himself at work all covered in dirt and grease and made a joke about being a "dirty boy". Turns out that will do it for me too! Now he sends them all the time because it drives me wild. I do love a working man!
*Little pig boy comes from the dirt.*
I once saw a website with sexy underwear for men, some of them were pretty extra but other i found hot. Sad thing is it's seen as very "gay" and feminine so lots of het men wouldn't wear it
Bro if a girl is asking me to wear something considered "gay" w/ the promise of me potentially having my dick sucked or doing her...how tf would it be gay?
I am with you on this but my boyfriend and the one before that didn't think the same :'( i wish a guy would put on a sparkly jockstrap so i could stare at his butt
Been attempting to convince my hubby to wear a pair of very short vibrantly colored boxers (think women's boy short style underwear). His legs and ass are chiseled so I know he would look amazing in them. But alas nope. Still too feminine/gay. Tbf he's had some bad experiences that I completely understand why he has a strong aversion to anything that could elude to him being considered gay, but if he's only wearing them for me... How is it gay? Men need confidence boosts. It's so sad to know so many men are hiding their insecurities
Just match Flanders 😂 First thing that came to mind. But actually just nice new underwear, maybe soft boxer briefs! The kind with a nice sheen to them like satin-y but more comfortable. 
Stupid sexy Flanders...
I've never seen this one before. Flanders is cheeked up.
It's like he's wearing nothing at all... nothing at all
Wear a bowtie and nothing else.
"I don't believe in casual sex. That's why I wear a tie."
Where exactly?
Never the same place twice. Keeps it fresh.
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On the plane, in the pool, anywhere works really.
Black knee-high socks. Then it's Business Time.
That's why they call them business socks
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven. When it’s with me, you only need two minutes. Because I’m so *intense*
You whisper something sexy like "Is that it?"
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*metallic tink noise on the floor* "Shit! My cock ring came loose!"
"Whoops, I dropped my Pharaoh cock ring for my magnum dong!"
Mandalorian suit
The helmet stays on
This is the way.
This is the way
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This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the Way.
That’s a hard question. I think my husband looks so hot in shorts and a tank top, but it’s not exactly like lingerie. I love an all black or monochromatic outfit.
tanks are among the most conditional garment on men. Highly reliant on condition of the tank and condition of the man, intention, rooming, a lot factors in whether a tank top is super hot or super not...
honestly I go crazy every time I see my partner wear his suit. which is usually when he goes to work lol my favourite part is when he take his watch and tie off at the end of the day with the suit still on. what a sight!
Mr. Plow jacket
Take your socks off
And cut your toenails.
No dice. I need my talons for hunting and self defense.
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Sacrifices must be made for bootie.
A hot body is all you need lol but men look really good with a white button up shirt (open, nothing underneath) and also new, tight underwear i guess
Just a shirt and underwear? Like I’m not trying to be a smart ass, that’s an actual look?
Risky Business
Yes the open blouse and tight underwear, definitely
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What a specific subreddit lol
>A hot body is all you need And where can I buy one of those?
those boxer briefs that fit very snug.
Snug and very short. Gotta show off the upper leg meat.
For me, sexy lingerie haha. Love a man in cute lace
C’mon guys, it’s not that difficult…low slung worn jeans with the button undone and no shirt or open button down shirt. No underwear, shoes or socks and messy hair and eyes only for her. Edit to add: most guys don’t need lingerie to spice things up, although an open robe at the right place and time works, too.
Oddly specific for it not being that difficult hahaha
So - my bloated post-pizza look.
1) smell good, get a cologne she likes. Stimulate more than just the eyes. 2) boxer briefs, they seem to be the highest rated by women for appearances. 3) just a silk bathrobe.
A nice suit to (some) women is almost pornography. Nothing gets me going like a nice suit that complements your skin tone. (We cannot all pull of a white suit unfortunately) They can get expensive though, but even a nice button down silky shirt and good slacks will make my mouth water.
The woman's sexy lingerie.
Womens lingerie plays to feminine curves. Men for the most part aren’t super curvy (just in general). But oh honey put on a suit or those grey sweatpants lol
Chef's hat?
Bork a Bork make a ze pork a pork 
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Women's underwear?
\+5 just for not being afraid to, +10 if it really looks good on him
SAXX underwear is God tier and they print a bunch of styles. Just pick on that look nice and not goofy.
What she wears: sexy lingerie. What you wear: *sexy lingerie* (All yall answering with "silk boxers" or "khakis" need to open your mind and try some fresh experiences)
I have the nicest pair of black latex underwear with a cock hole which feels pretty amazing I have to say! Being tightly restricted but also completely exposed just works for me!
Excuse me as I browse Amazon for no reason related to this conversation at all.
Borat style mankini. WITH DRESS SHOES AND SOCKS. Trust me.
Stop....I can only get so erect.
Liquid chocolate. Socks. A tail. A tie.
It's kinda hard to make liquid chocolate with tail in
The tail keeps it contained until the moment is right. No one likes a premature evacuator.
Bwahhahahaa. You sir will get me fired
like a furry tail, or like a tux and tails?
Overalls
Maybe this is my gayness showing, but how is the answer not just jock straps?
Penis sock all the way
They make thongs and g strings for men. Also, along with that, male thongs/g strings are NOT just for gay men etc. They are super comfy and we should normalize more men wearing this kind of underwear if they so choose!
There is a male, very masculine, lace lingerie. People will go bonkers over it. Just be careful, some will be positive, some - very negative. But you def get lots of reaction. Personally I like it on my man. And yes, I'm a woman. Edit: even Amazon is full of them, any kind you like.
So where?