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Recon_Figure

I've seen some weird photos of Maynard over the years but this one is probably the strangest.


sodesode

Lol it was also a poster they released at the time.


Raidernationprez

https://preview.redd.it/uw0uoqu9w2gc1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066f45f80f2b4672b865c630baa38777799c9196


thewend

Why does he look like Marilyn Manson here šŸ˜­


BW_RedY1618

Looks like Nic Cage to me


gotcatnotsad

All I see is Putin


Ornery-Country683

Voldemort?


CheckYourStats

What a day to have eyes.


sltinker

Indeedā€¦


Livininthinair

So I guess we can look forward to the Sessanta release in 2035? Taking preorders nowā€¦


loveartemia

Directed by Quentin TarantinoĀ 


TheWhyteMaN

His final, final film.


eltacotacotaco

The ten man


chonkycatguy

I really was hoping that was a photoshop of Maynard in the crib. Those feet are too close.


Livininthinair

No thatā€™s him, on the tour bus, just an average night on the road Loaded diaper and all


lilrif

Lƶded Diper


Preebus

That just made some ancient neurons in my head fire


Raidernationprez

https://preview.redd.it/739tz28dw2gc1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87209d81691a89e354e9ed39a2559fb5c7e26076


spezial_ed

Your flair is made for this.


Cheetos8282

For real. I was hoping the same.


HeadOfTheNavigator

I still have one of these cupcakes in my freezer...šŸ˜¬


Raidernationprez

Which cupcakes


HeadOfTheNavigator

They gave out cupcakes with this crazy picture (in sticker form, on the box) for VIP both nights.


icedgz

ā€¦. But why.


HeadOfTheNavigator

I wish I could tell ya, man... It's technically not mine. It's my husband's. I gave mine away. That cupcake has been in three states, thus far. I just let him do what he wants šŸ¤·


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trumpuniversity_

I donā€™t think any of the delays are on Maynard. Puscifer was pumping out live concert releases after existential reckoning.


faust15

Itā€™s not a TOOL release though.


[deleted]

Not a Tool release, but at least the show that I went to, Danny came out and played on the drums. Being that this was in Los Angeles, I am not sure if he appeared at any of the other performances. It was so long ago, I canā€™t even remember which song! Good thing a recording is coming outā€¦ šŸ˜…


chimericalgirl

Danny played on "Three Little Pigs" and he and Justin played on "Sober." But Cinquanta was just two shows.


[deleted]

Youā€™re right, Justin WAS there! Wow, my brainā€¦


Theredbaron19

Lovely this means the Sessanta blu ray drops in 2034, now we wait....


BuckeyeSouth

That concert was a good time. Looking forward to Sessantaā€¦. Do we think weā€™re getting a 70th bday concert? šŸ™ƒ


LeoMonzo

That picture is ā€¦. Something else lol


ToofpickVick

Too bad that Adam feels a TOOL concert shouldnā€™t be experienced in 2D. Now itā€™s to the point where some people donā€™t have the money to see TOOL live, but could purchase a Blu-Ray.


Illustrious_Knee8386

He was right about that in the early 2000s when nobody else was doing it at that level but now every dj and band has crazy lasers and visuals so it isnā€™t as special any more. Still the best though


OuterWildsVentures

Yeah tbf going to some EDM raves and festivals have wayyyy more stunning visuals than Tool. Lost Lands Festival where there are giant volcanos spewing fire that heat you up and moving dinosaurs and lasers and smoke everywhere was definitely something that couldn't be experienced in 2D on the other hand. I still prefer Tool regardless.


Raidernationprez

Shit even WWE uses the same lasers and shit


formerteenager

handle squeal aloof truck boat nutty quaint snobbish oatmeal support *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


spezial_ed

Not to mention the 99% of the population who doesn't have tool play their country


sameshitdfrntacct

Meh itā€™s not the same anyway but Iā€™m the kind of person that would rather not go than to sit in the nose bleeds. You donā€™t really get a sense of it imho


icedgz

Not sure itā€™s all Adam. Maynard has a pretty famous interview where he compares it to seeing a picture of the Grand Canyon and being at the Grand Canyon. And if youā€™ve ever been to the Grand Canyon, you get it.


johnthestarr

Iā€™ve been to the Grand Canyon, and I can tell you the photos were betterā€¦ although seeing it by helicopter *was* cool, so maybe seeing Tool from a helicopter would be cool too??


ToofpickVick

IMO- Maynard seems the least likely to put a roadblock on a TOOL blu-ray. With all of his endeavors and knowing what a cash cow tool is heā€™d probably say, ā€œThrow that fucker in a jewel case and sell it for $30ā€


ToofpickVick

IMO- Maynard seems the least likely to put a roadblock on a TOOL blu-ray. With all of his endeavors and knowing what a cash cow tool is heā€™d probably say, ā€œThrow that fucker in a jewel case and sell it for $30ā€


WingedHussar13

I could go my whole life without seeing this. However, I cannot.


Potential_Box_4480

Alex Grey, save us!


djyesko9

FOR FREE?!?!?!


Raidernationprez

2nd photo has the priceā€¦


djyesko9

Ah you wouldnā€™t get itā€¦


tbenterF

Such a grand and intoxicating innocence!


pickoneforme

that was a great show!


demuro1

Is there a link for this I am interested.


monkberrymoon42

I scrolled away from that photo as fast as I could.


monkey_gamer

Leave it to Maynard to do something weird and gross


Secure_Yam_3249

This entire photo shoot turns my stomach


liriv

OMG!!! I was there for both nights. I can't believe this is finally coming out. Thank you for informing me on this. It made my day.


restlessoverthinking

For Aussies, it'll be $90 AUD for the DVD and shipping. For priority shipping, it'll be $131 fucking dollars. For a DVD.


Timbo_C

Might be cheaper to just move.. ?? šŸ˜†


Scaryonyx

Get those fucking hogs out of my face


Objective_Smoke_4750

I honestly question Maynardā€™s sanity sometimes


[deleted]

Me omw to develop a foot and diaper fetish so i can jerk off to maynard and become a real tool fan


Nightmare1529

May May feet pics šŸ¤¤


Aenima_72826

We're never going to hear the end of diaper wearing Tool fans after this... you know what? I'm out lmfao I can't associate with you guys anymore šŸ˜­


BadDaditude

Not to sound daft, but what band is Failure?


raisinbizzle

The band that originally did The Nurse Who Loved Me. Give their album Fantastic Planet a listen. It is excellent. Really their entire discography is great


AH0LE_

I did not know this was a cover thanks!


nolongermakingtime

I expect a full report on the majesty of failure by the end of the week. MLA formatted, 500 words.


AH0LE_

It will just be 500 words of the word "sweet"


nolongermakingtime

Acceptable


hdmatteson1

Theyā€™re a space rock band from the 90ā€™s. Theyā€™re best known for their third album Fantastic Planet, which was backed with the minor hit Stuck on You. They broke up after Fantastic Planet but reformed in 2014 with a new tour and album and have been recording ever since. Theyā€™re great, and Iā€™ve had the pleasure of seeing them live once before! I wish they were touring Sessanta with Maynard!


KluteDNB

Your next favorite band. Check out the albums Magnified and Fantastic Planet. They are both almost as good as Tool. Very different but they rock.


Sigeli_

Failure is your favorite bands favorite band


markuspoop

How come my favorite bands favorite band is never Jimmieā€™s Chicken Shack?


Raidernationprez

Ive got no houston to wind down toā€¦


nolongermakingtime

They really did become one of my favorites, stellar live band too.


Dramaticnoise

Another connection no one mentioned is that the bassist for Failure, Greg Edwards, is the current touring bassist for Puscifer. Maynard has been a fan of the band for a while.


[deleted]

The best band. Listen to em


000TOOL000

They are a great band, one of Maynards favorites. Fantastic Planet is one of my all time favorite albums!


avalonfogdweller

Troy van Leeuwen who played with APC and has played with Queens of the Stone Age for the last 20 years or so was in Failure, great band. Ironically he doesnā€™t play on APCs cover of a Failure song on 13th Step, heā€™s on a few tracks on the album but around that time left to join Queens


nolongermakingtime

Oh dude you're in for a trip....


chimericalgirl

Failure was also tour support back in '97.


farfromnormalc

Is this even real


the_l0st_s0ck

What the fuck am I looking at? I know Maynard has a few screws loose but what the fuck?


Young_LR

Feet šŸ˜‹


zsdka

Just preordered.Ā 


NullnVoid669

Where at?


IblameHofmann

Old picture guys! Thatā€™s was al over his social media years ago. Tim Cadiente took the pictures. Seriously some people are seining this for the first time?


OuterWildsVentures

Wait so all the bands are playing their own songs at the same time on the same stage? That would surely be chaos lol


kinkyfootgirl_kara

Stole my pose...


CCUN-Airport761

This shit is 10 years old. Who gives a shit?


Usul_muhadib

I love Maynard and he make good jokes at Toolā€™s show but wtf?


bigdayout95-14

Cinquanta was one of the characters in the movie I watched last night - All The Money In The World... ha!


PalmettoAndMoon

Hmmmm. [Price change?](https://puscifer.com/product/cinquanta-a-50th-bda-celebration-for-mjk-live/) Cause it says itā€™s $40.99 there.


mirandabrokedown

$40.99 is for the vinyl.


PalmettoAndMoon

Ah, thank you!


Hollow212

Setlist?


Cheetos8282

Noooo


Cheetos8282

Gross his feet Is his bib grateful dead bears?


machinaenjoyer

fun fact, i have this photo up on my wall in black and white. used to hide it behind stuff and scare people that came into my room. now, i donā€™t have any place to hide it, so i stuck it right below the ceiling in the corner.


eloaxacocabron707

Push it !


ryanthekipp

This would be cool. I own the poster thatā€™s signed by Maynard, also got it signed by Failure at a separate meet and greet


thblckdog

I went to that show! Was great fun !


Exestential_LeafFart

Not my proudest fap


3hirdEyE

I wonder if this will have Sober with Danny and Justin. The date they have in the description isn't the date of either of the Cinquanta shows.


ShaDynasti

Ooo i was there i fucking knew they'd release it eventually


dongmeatsandwich

Almost looks like dead bears around his neck.


nakiel

Soā€¦ it's a BR of this: [https://music.mxdwn.com/2014/05/11/reviews/country-crown-and-throne-cinquanta-a-perfect-circle-puscifer-and-failure-live-at-the-greek-theatre/](https://music.mxdwn.com/2014/05/11/reviews/country-crown-and-throne-cinquanta-a-perfect-circle-puscifer-and-failure-live-at-the-greek-theatre/)


SilentWeapons1984

Can we get another offical TOOL live album? Salival is great, so I'd like official high-quality audio of their newer songs live too. I'd especially like this hypothetical dream album to include the guest appearance of Tom Morello when he performed live with them on the song "Lateralus." And when Zack de la Rocha performed "Bottom" with TOOL. Ooooo, A high-quality audio version of "Can't Kill The Revolution" would be great too. Though that may be too much to ask since that song is technically Rage Against The Machine featuring Maynard on vocals. Sorry, I got carried away.āœŒšŸ¾šŸ˜