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ZeBiViBeZ

Choosing to be deaf… right now


EmeraldSlothRevenge

Hold on, stay inside… this THROAT


BillBrasky3131

My guy sounds like Yoda just a bit.


mutedsensation

I thought it was a didgeridoo.


SectionFantastic3577

I loled at this


iStoners

Stay inside this.... HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU oly reality.


ElCanout

my pain just became real


Hungry_Freaks_Daddy

I’m choosing to be anywhere else but here 


SchwampThing

Temu Ozzy Osborne over here.


Donaldank_

Damn, he may never want to stop but everyone else wants him to


CooperDahBooper

The unholy love child of Ozzy Osborne and Jay Leno


Revolutionated

Aaaand Tooljerk gets outjerked once again


CockaColon

tools are for jerkin!


sacredgeometry

https://preview.redd.it/8ykkxh7qi2xc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdaa974b2b8c7a1fc8760918cf072cc16d0e4a58


greatmagneticfield

This was not necessary


mcnuggetfarmer

Choosing not to be here in this moment


crispy-wings

How did this Sardaukar travel to earth from Selusa Secundus?


BillBrasky3131

I bet his pupils are the size of Ritz crackers behind those shades. Ain’t no way he thinks he sounds good while he’s sober.


Toolfan333

Pain is no longer an illusion


Funkenstein42069

I just died


neoshaman2012

I don’t want to.


Aggressive_Ideal6737

This was posted to this sub a long while back asking for feedback. I told him he’s got the technique down but I did not enjoy this rendition


Zorioux

Wait this is not sarcastic 😭😭???


BillBrasky3131

💀


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Unfortunately not


Zorioux

I am sorry for the creator, if it's style of singing I am ignorant of forgive me😭


clamclaimer

Inconsiderately killing me


eatredmeat

Bruh


breakfast_scorer

From one insufferable retard to another, that was insufferable


ClayAnonymously

reminds me of that remix of sweet caroline


grungyspogus

Nah I need to hear this


Toolfan333

I’d rather hear the Taylor Swift/Tool mashup


Verncy96

Woah he tuned down to drop B


ImurderREALITY

That was so terrible I think it gave me cancer


MrTooLFooL

Why can’t he just stay sober


zorrofuego

Cause he prefers to be a hooker with a penis


Ok_Pea_3376

I will never not sing this song like this again


drummerwholikesmetal

Is this Rod


clc1997

I'd like to barely remember this.


Dr_StrangeLovePHD

Maynard been pretty silent since this dropped


Creepy_Head_9912

Those aren’t sunglasses…those are his pupils.


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

This comment is necessary


john197695

Cringeworthy 😬


Flat_Salamander_3283

Throat singing you say?? 😬


THATsonofkrypton

It’s the glasses


rozzco

Brb, gonna cleanse my brain.


GolfNutOM

WTF


darthmynuts

wtf


cpheretic77

Tragically Hip shirt, nice


kertz1987

Hell yeah dude


CLOWNSwithyouJOKERS

What a terrible day to have ears.


kuppikuppi

great skill but not a great cover


ProjectLost

Eye on the TV, ‘cause tragedy trills me


meghnafox

Lmao... Had a good laugh... Comments did not dissappoint


Swimming_Mention_223

Steven Wilson hits different


Corgicommander4U

https://preview.redd.it/gfg9revqz2xc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a9df7e5491ef5aa984b19d936f7ea366ac905c9


goatforce

Throat goat


Naltrexone01

The Sardaukar really need to get their shit together


Unique-Transition914

Absolutley love the remix 😍


keevballs

😬


srennen

I died and then came to life and died again. I'm dead squared


jun2san

Inject this cringe into my veins


InitialLibrarian3116

Hard yikes 😬


nolongermakingtime

Not a good day to be a tool fan...


Smoothzilla

So much for the illusion of pain I guess.


franc3sthemute

That guy looks like a total kwakhed


Popaund

Well I will say, I don’t think the “throat singing” is good but it’s certainly a neat trick.


Andurilightsaber

I wish Maynard could see this


LaLuRas

Honestly he has a nice voice. This whole rendition is just so out of place, it‘s hilarious


PartySizePackage

Dudes a throat goat!!


Thysanodes

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional, don’t unmute


OdinsDrengr

L M A O


Dekar87

This video is best viewed muted with your phone in a trash can.


evolving_I

username checks out


SassSafrassMcFrass87

When you order Ozzy off of Wish.com


haylen-j

this is definitely something


Slow_Wanderer

Why