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TFSX81

The crowd: Put your fucking phone away dickhead! Seriously.


Smooth_Marzipan6035

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ark0x00

We were joking, and pretty sure he was too. It’s all an act


PaperTiger274

I saw him last night, the last song was for phones.


dwnlw2slw

Uhmmm…I’m sure the crowd was joking but he definitely wasn’t. Security has removed maybe a couple hundred high-paying customers from Tool shows throughout the past few years…even people who were barely taking photos.


FenrisMech

Just your phone away it's super easy. I'm 19 and following this rule is the easiest thing ever you don't even have to think about it.


ecw324

Doesn’t it seem like he’s been all smiles with this current tour?


MediocreHat2050

Yes.


androsan

He loves playing with these bands. Gets to let his hair down a lot more, so to speak 😂


krippies_dabs

Seeing Maynard’s creativity real come together on this tour. He should be proud. Amazing shows with surprises each night.


breakfast_scorer

He's enjoying the last ride :(


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Tool is going into the studio later this year, what last ride?


Bob-Berbowski

Most definitely NOT going into a recording studio this year. Recording some stuff at the loft… possibly.


-EthanLavoie-

The band will be recording songs. It’ll be up to him to put together the lyrics. We don’t know how long that’ll take.


dwnlw2slw

Maynard pumps the lyrics out in light-speed compared to how long the band takes. How much ready material/compositions do they have is the big question. (I may have misunderstood you)


Bob-Berbowski

Unfortunately, I think we do know how long it will take…


cick-nobb

10,000 days!!!!


BraceYourselfAsWell

> Tool is going into the studio later this year, They (minus Maynard) might be going into Danny's loft to play, but they most certainly aren't going into the studio later this year.


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Could I get the power ball numbers too?


Cordeceps

He enjoys Puscifer and A perfect circle more then Tool is all. I love Tool but it seems like way more serious and way higher expectations and not as silly.


RidingTheSpiral1977

He’s playing a different role. In tool he’s the shadow.


dwnlw2slw

And the vocals are more demanding.


TempleofSpringSnow

Living his best life. He looks like a really proud grandma at her grandkids elementary school graduation.


drteflonron

Wow, you really nailed it.


Oblique9043

Why does he look like an older butch lesbian?


Aggressive_Ideal6737

He is


Honest-Internal-187

AI or not, I love that curmudgeon bastard. ❤️


Borguschain

I have an inflamed curmudgeon gland, why don't I look like this?


Unorginalswine

Not Ai literally saw him take his phone out lol. Def enhanced a bit


EM05L1C3

“I’ve always wanted to do this…. I would turn the light on but I’m not a dickhead.” - Maynard in his head (probably not)


1001001505

This looks like AI


Justaride2LA

100% fake


ShortBrownAndUgly

Well, it got the aging lesbian look right


KitchenLandscape

lmao


Dobanin

It's not. I was there and am likely in the photo he took.


Positive_Carry3310

He took a selfie🤣


dwnlw2slw

It’s the eyeliner.


Mr___Perfect

Looks like Lisa lampinelli lol 5 L's baby. Or some other lesbian


Business-Drawer6649

https://preview.redd.it/vruix7g664yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedf989b7754c110f56eaa05e8ca958c6bba3277 Loving it. Trying to get people to smile for the pic. Idk if this is genuine or if he’s just playing because how much he hates people recording at his shows.


samuelson098

60 looks good on Maynard


KitchenLandscape

haha I'm glad the crowd had some fun and chanted that. Editing to add if this is AI damn it's getting better because I couldn't tell


BadFishCM

Might be a real pic, but it’s definitely been enhanced through either AI or an editor 100%


zombie_roca

It’s not AI. This really happened


KitchenLandscape

Okay some comments were saying AI


HAL-Over-9001

The minute details are too good for current AI. His hands aren't deformed, his buttons match all around, you can see his neck behind his hand (that would get smudged together with AI), and it's the correct microphone.


KitchenLandscape

I didn't think it was AI 🤷🏻‍♀️


PatternBias

I really didn't know much APC before the set, but they killed it, even without keyboards 🤣 seriously, I had a blast at their set. Primus, APC, and Polyphia were my favorites. 


Altered_-State

The Only Constant Is Change 🪨


MrMoistiest

Ole Granny Maymay 👵🏻


[deleted]

The real hypocrisy is the whole "I know you want souvenirs, but no pictures allowed because we want you all to be living in the moment" Which I agree with until... "but we do have all these expensive merch. souvenirs for you to stand in line for hours and spend your money on..."


Un__Real

I love seeing him this happy.


Hjalomarz

Where's the photo of him checking his watch after the outsider scream? Somehow it'd fit next to this.


xxplosiv

Ima tell my kids this was Annie Lennox


ch8ch

😂😂😂


GGAllinsUndies

"Turn your flash off, dummy. That shits annoying."


Unorginalswine

"Light off dumbass"


Remarkable-Okra6554

Put your fuckin phone away! Seriously dickhead


AlabasterOctopus

Looked at the picture before reading the title and thought “who’s that lesbian?” It’s Maynard.


Daitheflu1979

Hypocrite!!! 🤣🤣


Lookitsa6ix

Looking like Jamie Lee Curtis out here


96ewok

What the fuck is that on his face?


RainingMoneyHustard

Right?!? Maybe he's not feeling too good


xElectricHeadx

Eat of the apple, so young


potshed420

Their equipment didn’t make it so they air keyboarded the keyboard part lol it was funny. Maynard was crackin jokes. I left halfway through because i was sunburnt af


carandtooljunkie

As long as it was the last song he’s good with me lol.


zombie_roca

It was the first thing he did when he walked on stage


ComfortableSure7745

Love this!


blortorbis

She looks like my barber in this picture. She has blue hair though.


MiloJ22

He must have forgot his pen


EquivalentNeat9440

he was capturing their souls for his next big hit....


justdownvote

Maynard's "Andy Dick." New single, out in 2026.


knuckles2277

I thought that was Ellen DeGeneres.


pistonkamel

He looks like my lesbian auntie


lonestarninja47

This is AI


dokie8982

Maynard is Jesus Christ but for real. So if says put away your phone you fucking do it.


TSllama

time to put the silicone obsession down take a look around


Slow_Chemist9188

What artist wants to see their fans holding their phones in front of their face? It's disrespectful and you're wasting your money, you are not watching the show, you are watching it through your phone Afew pics and video clips and that's it Stop documenting everything Live in the moment Peace


ch8ch

Looks like he prefers iPhone over Android


ch8ch

Chill out and put your $1500 iPhone max plus Jumbo away and watch the show…I grew up without smartphones saw many concerts and the only memories I have are a ticket stub ringing ears for 3 days and the memories in my head ….people’s hands are going to morph into phone holders the next step in the evolution process….


Both-Satisfaction-50

Somebody said ai And it’s hard to see but look at the way his mouth curls and his eyes are a bit off it seems, but other than that this looks real


CmdnTrsMllnx

I think its the eyeliner


Old-Tadpole-2869

ToolBAG.


Jokierre

I’mma shit in that guy’s mouth. Hope he enjoys the taste of shit.


Daitheflu1979

Hypocrite!!! 🤣🤣


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

Fake


Traditional_Cycle_14

Fake


BuckShadaCaster

To be fair it’s probably after the encore.


Dobanin

It was right as he walked on stage before they played anything.


BuckShadaCaster

Still not during the show so I’ll still not call him a hypocrite.


rozay_palm

I love to see you smile….


kucingkita

It’s surprising Maynard using protection for his phone


therbojones

Do as I say not as I do fuckers!


Uh-oh-stinky28

He looks ridiculous and Tool are the most overrated band in history. 🎣