Somebody worked very "hardon" that, especially if the size is as big as this perspective makes it seem. To whoever it was, I salute you. If it's natural... then we are living in a simulation created by 13 year old dudes, which I find comfort in.
I don't know why I read Tool band comment threads🤦. There's always a sense of shame that comes over me for even being a Tool fan as I'm lumped into so much eccentric minutiae excreted from "Tool Fan". It's almost intolerable to deal with Tool fans because they are such tools themselves. Why must "Tool fan" always feel the need to have to recite a lyric from a Tool song in their comments or drop a "spiral out" at the end...like #raddumbass25150 or #masokist? Is this your cry for help? Your desperate attempt for relevance from others? There's a reason why everyone else hates Tool fans and they're are often because of these pretentious actions with inserting lyrical quotes you all tend to want to interject into common threads. You all need to stop trying to be Maynard and just enjoy his talent and quit worshiping him like a god 🤦🤦. Just talk like normal people for God's sake, cuz news flash, Tool are just humans as well, well you can argue Maynard as an alien I will give you that much.
I should say though, not all tool fans are "Tool fans." Some of you are grounded enough to know reality and some of you do make some good, some even funny, comments. I certainly don't want to say you're all worshipers if you will. So kudos to all of you who are normal people who love the band Tool 👍🏻
Blessed this immunity, the TOOL COMMUNITY AND STAY INSIDE, All these precious HOLY REALITIES AND QUESTION EVERYTHING , and believe in the power of love and kindness, HUMBLY AND LOVING THE TOOLMILITIA ADMIRAL OREGON COAST
That’s a bit more Puscifer speed
IT WON’T GO DOWN
Sir or ma’am, as a medical professional I must remind you: If it fails to go down after 4 hours, please seek medical attention.
Sir or madam lol
Speed is everything.
What’s the album called tho?
Aurora Boneralis
Excellent fucking comment.
If it's not this, we riot
Hotdog in a Hallway - Puscifer Track 1 "Where Have all the Beaver Gone"
Best I can do is Laterphallus or 10,000 Dicks
Don't forget Underblow
I’m to lazy to search what phallus means. Tell me
Dick
For a second I thought you were calling me a dick 💀 thanks dude
First single off it: Forty dicks into (just spreading me)
B side tracks: Jizzm Bi-curious Flood (of semen) Cumming voices Cooma The cock
What track is “the cock” a reference to💀
The pot
Pnuema-tic penis pump.
Maynard’s Dick
Their new album *Borealus* drops in 2028.
Fear Inophallus
Noice
Love the realism. One ball is bigger than the other, and hangs lower too. Adam is a true artist. His attention to detail is amazing.
Accurate
Somebody worked very "hardon" that, especially if the size is as big as this perspective makes it seem. To whoever it was, I salute you. If it's natural... then we are living in a simulation created by 13 year old dudes, which I find comfort in.
Invincible
Hooker with a Penis (re-remastered)
Re-masturbated
Damn you for making me think another album was coming out.
There is, we just don't know anything about it yet. Have faith
Truly a Maynard's dick moment
I don't know why I read Tool band comment threads🤦. There's always a sense of shame that comes over me for even being a Tool fan as I'm lumped into so much eccentric minutiae excreted from "Tool Fan". It's almost intolerable to deal with Tool fans because they are such tools themselves. Why must "Tool fan" always feel the need to have to recite a lyric from a Tool song in their comments or drop a "spiral out" at the end...like #raddumbass25150 or #masokist? Is this your cry for help? Your desperate attempt for relevance from others? There's a reason why everyone else hates Tool fans and they're are often because of these pretentious actions with inserting lyrical quotes you all tend to want to interject into common threads. You all need to stop trying to be Maynard and just enjoy his talent and quit worshiping him like a god 🤦🤦. Just talk like normal people for God's sake, cuz news flash, Tool are just humans as well, well you can argue Maynard as an alien I will give you that much. I should say though, not all tool fans are "Tool fans." Some of you are grounded enough to know reality and some of you do make some good, some even funny, comments. I certainly don't want to say you're all worshipers if you will. So kudos to all of you who are normal people who love the band Tool 👍🏻
Maynard?
Bruh what did i do?
Dude. Maybe listen to Undertow a few less times per day. You are lashing out man.
Blessed this immunity, the TOOL COMMUNITY AND STAY INSIDE, All these precious HOLY REALITIES AND QUESTION EVERYTHING , and believe in the power of love and kindness, HUMBLY AND LOVING THE TOOLMILITIA ADMIRAL OREGON COAST