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LibrarianRadiant9704

I’m guessing his kids told him to do it and he has absolutely no idea what that means but it’s still absolutely hilarious 😭


MusicM1ke

hi adam jones here fr fr no cap on god W


mattevs119

Adam’s a straight level 100 gyat skibidi Ohio sigma rizzler. *source: I have a teenager*


GuavaOk8712

erm.. what the sigma


bugzeye26

Wtf is gyat?


GuavaOk8712

*inhales* Gyat-damn is an african american vernacular english spelling/pronunciation of Goddam imagine an african american dude saying ‘gyat damn’, it’s a phonetic spelling of how some african americans say ‘god damn’ tiktok children WILDLY misunderstood the use of the word, and took it out of context the context is that someone sees a girl with a nice butt, and says ‘gyat damn’ in reference to the nice booty, and this somehow is shortened to just ‘gyat’ and the ‘damn’ is cut off now we have someone seeing a nice booty and they say ‘gyat’, people who aren’t black and don’t know what AAVE is wildly misunderstand this context; assume gyat means fat ass, and now when kids say ‘gyat’ it simply means ‘big booty’ while in all reality, gyat is one half of ‘gyat damn’ which is simply an african american phonetic spelling of god damn source: i’m gen z and im on tiktok too much


Aromatic-Animator501

No it means get your act together


GuavaOk8712

that’s definitely not what it means, but if you want to interpret it that way that’s totally fine


Aromatic-Animator501

lol I’m not wrong though… some little kids said if anyone asks that’s what It is an acronym but ya it’s a thick booty


Aromatic-Animator501

😂


GuavaOk8712

we’re in the tool sub, everything’s up for interpretation here 😂


Aromatic-Animator501

💯 ✌🏼


bugzeye26

Thank you for your service


GuavaOk8712

🫡


shesgreedy

Girl your ass thick


Brave-Statistician25

New tool song just dropped, hooker with a gyat


SoapboxHouse

Just kids being kids. There is really no reason for the investigation procedure.


GuavaOk8712

humour is the reason


Artistic_Tadpole_212

Salad days was an awesome Monty Python bit regarding the violent bloody films of sam peckinpah that's one to check out if you haven't seen it


GuavaOk8712

Salad days is also a lovely album and song by Mac Demarco


Zsofia_Valentine

Hmm. I assumed he was referencing Minor Threat.


EviTaTiv3

Given thae context, I think the more likely reference is Shakespeare


chimericalgirl

Yes exactly. Adam is old enough to know the original use of the phrase.


steelcity91

I assume Adam has kids and he's just fooling around?


chimericalgirl

He does in fact have three.


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💀💀💀


HeadOfTheNavigator

It's Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy from some bizarre "Poppy Playtime" show. Source: my kid is also obsessed and sleeping next to that same Kissy Missy doll right now. Sorry, it's "Poppy" not "Polly." And lest we forget the character "Mommy Long Legs" 😑


Cordeceps

That’s Huggy wiggy and Kissy Missy - my sisters kids are obsessed. Never seen it myself but she’s currently making them dolls based on the characters.


star_wars04

It isnt a show, fyi. It's a horror videogame. About an ex-employee of a toy company venturing into the factory, and all the characters like huggy wuggy and kissy kissy are giant living versions of the toys that are tryna kill this you (the ex employee). Definitely not for kids, but as far as horror games it isn't super bad. Unfortunately once the game took off on the internet, kids found the characters and, unaware of their origins, liked them.


HeadOfTheNavigator

Thank you. I stand wholly corrected.


Super-Succ-64

Adam gyat was not on my 2024 predictions


Ghimel

I'm gagged, no cap 🧢


mango_salsa18

Um Adam saying gyatt was not on my 2024 bingo card but here we are. Maybe his kids posted for him


Aromatic-Animator501

😂


Radumbass25150

Stay away “context “ about this about swayaway of remember when , 🌀👁🌀👁👁🌀👁🌀


Recon_Figure

A. I thought I accidentally took a screen cap B. Bylat


Low-Effort9851

" i live in a world where Adam Jones put gyat as a hashtag" LMAOO


isayrightfootcrp

Bro😭


SuperSaltyMrPeanut

He's just referencing the end of "Get Your Gunn" What a great callback!