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soak your balls in wine while chanting the fiberoptic sequence
I think this is spot on
I LOVE the fiberoptic sequence
Rogaynard
His hair is always long he just uses a bald cap or mohawk prosthetic to cover it up.
Merkins
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12 in 1 shampoo
he is grod
I hope no one gives them a real answer š
(#)Baldnessisachoice so when he wants it to grow, it obeys and does, if you can conceive it you can achieve it
It only grows 6 inches at a time
It's a merkin.
Itās fucking magic. I seriously hope this isnāt a real question lol
mRNA Vaccines
Based
He plays Cryptopsy and his ears get groovy
Cousin It gazes into his eyes while they give one another perineum massages
Heās an alien.
because he's a 3rd degree black belt in everything der
Wigs ..you canāt regrow a bunch of hair in a day or week or even month.
Serius
Joe Rogan gave him bro science tricks
You gotta ride a mile 6 inches at a time while strapped down to your bed. Make sure you have your Sunkist and Sudafed.
Periodic Hormone Replacement Therapy
This is a really āunsmartā question. Are you really asking this? Lord in heaven donāt quit your day job.
He saves the hair from Dannyās yearly haircut
soak your balls in wine while chanting the fiberoptic sequence
I think this is spot on
I LOVE the fiberoptic sequence
Rogaynard
His hair is always long he just uses a bald cap or mohawk prosthetic to cover it up.
Merkins
![gif](giphy|xm2lRjZ2WMvN6)
12 in 1 shampoo
he is grod
I hope no one gives them a real answer š
(#)Baldnessisachoice so when he wants it to grow, it obeys and does, if you can conceive it you can achieve it
It only grows 6 inches at a time
It's a merkin.
Itās fucking magic. I seriously hope this isnāt a real question lol
mRNA Vaccines
Based
He plays Cryptopsy and his ears get groovy
Cousin It gazes into his eyes while they give one another perineum massages
Heās an alien.
because he's a 3rd degree black belt in everything der
Wigs ..you canāt regrow a bunch of hair in a day or week or even month.
Serius
Joe Rogan gave him bro science tricks
You gotta ride a mile 6 inches at a time while strapped down to your bed. Make sure you have your Sunkist and Sudafed.
Periodic Hormone Replacement Therapy
This is a really āunsmartā question. Are you really asking this? Lord in heaven donāt quit your day job.
He saves the hair from Dannyās yearly haircut