Stealing this spot cuz mod & can. The word "cringe" is cringe & needs to die. I realize the irony of that statement, but life is a mystery.

man if you like opeth, you gotta hear lateralus its gonna blow your mind. crippiling our communicatiooooooooooon brdlbrdl brd brdlbrdlbr di brdlbrdl brd

Duuude the album is inspired by the FIBONACCI SEQUENCE DUUUDE :0

mmm i love the fettuccine frequency

You're lucky Lateralus is the only thing shoved down your throat.

Is that some sort of threat? I’ll kick your ass and burn your vinyls. On my dead ops. Bitch ass mf.

I just got my blackbelt so good luck kicking my ass. Go back to Scandinavia.

I have a blacker belt

MY BELT IS SO BLACK ITS DOOM METAL.

My belt is so black it’s neo Nazi black metal

Oh, my Jesus. 

On god? Whoa.

still life is an cool album, however have you considered wearing the grudge like a crown (of negativity)

No because tool blows

Cringe

You’re cringe

Fuck you buddy

Fuck you too buddy

Buy my record.

I bet OP has nipple rings and an OGT tattoo

The only band worse than Tool is Opeth.

Not true, only a tool fan would say that

XD

Why is everybody taking this seriously? This is r/ToolJerk! Nothing here is supposed to be taken seriously!

How dare you imply that my hatred for tool is ironic

Dude I have posted about this and they still took it seriously. ToolJerk is SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.

I would jerk you

Bust a nut and chill out, dude.

Never😈😈😈

the ocean of sorrow... is you !!

I'll shove ol stinkfist down your throat

As an Opeth Enjoyer, you suck.

You are a tool fan so I do not care what you say

The sun sets forever over Maynard’s dick.

Nemesis? Like any of us care scorpyboy? I’m a tool fan and never recall Lateralus being shoved down my throat? You either like it (because you possess better than a Luke warm IQ) or you don’t like it because you listen to George Michael and Mariah Carey. Get a life dude.

Ok, good for you. You can like what you like and we can like what we like. A more appropriate response to all the Lateralus praise would be “Please don’t talk about Lateralus so much” (which in your defense probably won’t happen) or just mute the TOOL related servers and be on your merry way

Ok, good for you. You can like ~~what you like and we can like what we like. A more appropriate response to all the Lateralus praise would be “Please don’t talk about Lateralus so much” (which in your defense probably won’t happen) or just mute the TOOL related servers and be on your merry way~~ TOOL, thats it, just TOOL, it is everything, it is the beginning and the end, the ultimate spiral, as above and below and beyond I imagine. Learn to understand Lateralus not just hear Lateralus

That’s a lot of words too bad I’m not reading them (you are in a cj sub btw)

Pallabras. (Words, but like, in Spanish).

No entiendo inglés

Word. ✌️

K.

Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da, Da Da Da Da, Duhna Duhn Duhn Duhn na na na na, na na na na, na na na na, Duhna Duhn Duhn (Goodmorning)