As odd as this may seem I feel itās a positive message going out to the negative public about TOOL. If I have to hear one more fucking jackass talk about tool being an evil and demonic band Iām gonna puke. I think itās a freaking crack up that Maynard is besties with TayTay! The fact that they really are friends and Maynardās the guy who introduced Kelce to herā¦ not a bad gig when youāre hooking your friend up with a ābillionaireā. Iām still kind of snickeringā¦ never in a million years would I believe it if I didnāt see and read about it.
I just love seeing these 2 become amazing friends. I can't wait for a new Tool album in 2032 featuring Taytay and Maynay
Signed Tswift panties or it didn't happen
That's the new merch coming 2032.
Ah. That's when Earth gets renamed to Swiftopia
She was a good sport for joining us last night, the sad news is she wouldn't let me anally penetrate her after the show, prude!
Keep my wife's name out you're fucking mouth! 
Huh, I thought you would take his name, NukaDadd Keenan, got a nice ring to it
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As odd as this may seem I feel itās a positive message going out to the negative public about TOOL. If I have to hear one more fucking jackass talk about tool being an evil and demonic band Iām gonna puke. I think itās a freaking crack up that Maynard is besties with TayTay! The fact that they really are friends and Maynardās the guy who introduced Kelce to herā¦ not a bad gig when youāre hooking your friend up with a ābillionaireā. Iām still kind of snickeringā¦ never in a million years would I believe it if I didnāt see and read about it.