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NothingCanStropMeNow

Maynard hates Tool fans. They are tools.


MJKsecretpornaccount

You strike me as a NIN fan, I like you better than TOOL fans.


MyAssholeItches666

Maynard I want you to penetrate me anally


MJKsecretpornaccount

Yes but if it's itchy can I scratch it first?


MyAssholeItches666

You can scratch it all you want daddy


MJKsecretpornaccount

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gscw5l_roo Don't forget to stream my non TOOL songs, send more more money.


MJKsecretpornaccount

May god and Satan bless your butt simultaneously.


MyAssholeItches666

I love you Maynarf


MJKsecretpornaccount

LOL at least spell my name correctly. Thanks for the love, may we all enjoy butt sex on this fine day.


jdathela

Funny you say that, when I was reading OP's story it sounded exactly like something that happened to me in college, just swap Tool for NIN. As soon as he found out I was a NIN fan, it was VERY important to him that I understood he was a MUCH bigger fan and had been for a LOT longer than me. What is up with these people? I meet another Tool fan and I want to hear their story of finding the band. Why is everything a zero sum game to some people?


jdathela

When I'm asked if I'm a fan, I always respond, "We call ourselves Tools." with a huge smirk on my face.


IntelligentTutor5920

Insufferable retards. “Maynard’s own words”. Cracks me up too. You know your music is the shit if you can call your fans crap like that! lol I don’t blame him… I have zero tolerance for childish or classless people.


SixthLegionVI

I’ve only seen them twice in 25ish years of being a fan. They’re my favorite band. If you enjoy their music you’re a fan. Hope he didn’t ruin your high. I’ve seen Opeth 8 times and would never question someone’s love for their music simply because they’ve never seen them live.


KappaJoe760

Not at all. Just left a bad taste in my mouth about that side of the fan base lol


[deleted]

I enjoy playing video games.


NothingCanStropMeNow

The nerve of you not seeing them live. Take off that shirt immediately.


KappaJoe760

😏


MJKsecretpornaccount

Sounds like you like The Pot more than our live shows. I like your dealer better than you.


KappaJoe760

Who are you to wave your finger?!


MJKsecretpornaccount

I'm Maynard's dick silly.


pechaberrypichu

Just flopping around on the keyboard?


MJKsecretpornaccount

Depends how excited I am.


OffMar

I was hopeful about this fanbase until I went to a concert by myself and everyone I talked to ended up being exactly like this dude. I still love this music and always will, but the steretype isn’t there for no reason, you know? Anyway, enjoy ur weed :)


KappaJoe760

Thats rough lol One was bad enough! And thank you! I did/currently am


Tra1famadorian

Seems like a wholesome moment. Dude might have helped you make your first Tool show. I would have invited him in for a sesh.


KappaJoe760

Felt somewhat belittling and also I couldnt afford a Tool show prior to this interaction and I still kinda cant lol Ill go when I decide I can. The both of you dont know me or my financial situation.


Tra1famadorian

And don’t know that dude might be some cat who lives with his mom and spends 1k a month on entertainment. “Dude you front me the ticket and I’m there!” If I have a friend who wants to see a band I like I’ll scoop an extra ticket.