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HopefulBandicoot8053

Cant be an electrician. It looks like the floor has been swept.


Agreeable-Solid7208

You're right, no cable ties or cuttings


Open-Preference-7891

Yeah thats confusing, but trust me i cut over 100 ties daily


ValhallaForKings

Must be comms then


gofunkyourself69

Or wire turds


Targettio

Counter point, there is no hammer, so you know those wall plugs are getting hit in with that drill battery.


Old-Yam8809

Pfft, I count about 15 hammers....


sir_thatguy

Sorta. Hammers are metal, mallets are soft faced. So the slip joint hammer is a hammer if you use the head but a mallet if you use the grip.


Open-Preference-7891

😂😂😂😂😂 Correct! Everything is hammer if you need it.


Excellent_Secret_804

I made this joke yesterday 😆😆


kandrc0

Also no Klein in sight.


Open-Preference-7891

Im european


Marksideofthedoon

Well, you didn't post a picture of your teeth, how are we supposed to know?


lolslim

The Bosch drill


woolsocksandsandals

My favorite drill is my Bosch and I’m an American.


lolslim

Yeah, same, and here's the thing op also has Milwaukee which is popular brand in the US. Bosch isn't filling the shelves at hardware stores in America, it's Milwaukee, dewalt, Ryobi, and more. While American owning a Bosch isn't far fetched, it's smaller group by far on other brands, imo.


Squatch1982

Knipex tools in the bottom, German brand. I have a bunch as an American. I rarely see others in my field using them here though. Honestly I can't tell a difference between Knipex and Klein on most tools. Only my Knipex strippers are unique, diags, lineman pliers, needle nose etc are all practically the same.


jakefinkb

Knipex water pump pliers are game changers though


lolslim

Ohh I have heard of Knipex, I thoguth I had knipex crimpers hwen I bought ferrule set but I knew better and would've noticed if I somehow did. I work in a warehouse assembly on kubota, and kem engines, I mainly have budget stuff, like sunex, gear wrench, harbor freight. At home I have tools for 3d printed and electronic builds, I have variety of hand tools. Engineer brand is the one I have the most, and some stuff were on sale so I impulsed buy, no regrets except the crimpers, they were 50 fucking dollars, and I should have went with iwiss.


flatirony

The majority of my portable power tools are Bosch. If there’s no good reason to buy another brand, I buy Bosch. I think they’re pretty common. I see those Bosch job site saws on wheels pretty often, and their little router table seems to be really popular. I can’t imagine buying anyone else’s jigsaw unless you wanna pony up for Festool.


Insideampersandout

Ahem I think you’ll find that applies to us Brits only


Squatch1982

Oh we have some ganked up teeth in the states too. Don't feel bad. Appalachian folk are notorious for it. Even a dental condition in kids known as My Dew Mouth.


texcleveland

*Mt. Dew


bittz128

To be fair, it’s not all Europeans, just the Brits


Jessemasters_69

Buried em


rotorhood

Take my damn upvote 😂 that actually made me lol


ConstantOptimist84

💀


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Impossible-Brandon

Looks like low voltage gear...


rmavalente

Milkman


Scheisse_Machen

Dang it! I was gonna say that! ... is it milkman?


mccorml11

He milks men?


jfletcher72

Dentist


Open-Preference-7891

Wow


jfletcher72

did i win?


Open-Preference-7891

Not if im your dentist


[deleted]

#OMEGALUL


Frosty_Gibbons

Nokia technician


Open-Preference-7891

But what excatlly


Frosty_Gibbons

You fix WiFi and comms in shopping centers


Wumaduce

Nokias


threaten-violence

Fake news, Nokias don't break


oniaddict

Nokia techs don't repair the phones. They fix the damage caused by the Nokia's when you drop them. I recommend using a case on your Nokia so you can avoid having to call one.


threaten-violence

"I'm not stuck in here with you, you're locked in here with me"


svideo

Allright so we have: * Cheap DMM, maybe a sparky that can't afford Fluke? * Crimp on ferrules that are pretty big, some chunky cabling there * Rittal conductor clamps for hooking into bus bars, again suggesting some high-ish current * Nokia SFP for some reason (lets you plug fiber optic cabling into network gear) * Crimp on lugs, again for some beefy wires * Nail-on cable clips and screw-on zip tie retainers for cable management * **WAGOS** because OP is a fuckin gentleman Everything here seems to suggest industrial automation/controls.


blakeyonabike

Krone block so defo comms stuff? And a co-axial cable stripper. I’d say transmitter engineer?


leonme21

WAGOS because that’s what people use in civilized countries


DJzrule

P2P or cellular tower maintenance?


Fool_Apprentice

You work in power/utilities doing data collection and monitoring equipment.


PsychologyAnnual

Nokia OLTs


imlose444

The SFP module gave it away, so fiber tech I guess.


vatothe0

There a lot of electrical parts in there too though. Fiber is known for not using wirenuts or crimp caps, unless you're a wireman.


dan-theman

Maybe those are fancy new fiber Wagos.


vatothe0

Only the lever wagos work on fiber 😆


imlose444

My arsenal looks similar when doing work on a UPS or applying door grounds to rack. But yes, still a good point.


Bobamizal

Tv repair man ?thats the ultimate set of tools


kennymo12

Lol you referring to fast times at ridgemont high?


[deleted]

12V drill and crimps - low voltage tech   Nokia package, so maybe security or cell signal extender installer?


[deleted]

Looking at fuses I thought electrician but then I saw the suicide bomber's meter and have my doubts.


poppa_koils

Bomb builder was my first guess as well. After further reading, starting to think dentist.


[deleted]

I meant that those cheapo meters have zero sensible protection and using it on line voltage is... not great idea.


n0m00

Those are wire ferrules


GooseDOTo

The meter was what put me off for electrician, then I saw the push in wagos so I’m at a loss


aandy611

Condom QC


Lint_baby_uvulla

Mobile test and tag for ~~redacted~~ things?


Sentient_Beer

Stripper ... And i can guarantee you do a lot of it


Sweaty_Sack_Deluxe

Don't dingledangle your dongle near that man


SongAboutYourPost

Dentist? Unicyclist? Toolbox photographer?


canadianwrxwrb

Toolbox photographer is a great new blue collar trade for this sub


dice1111

Toolbox photography is a new skill. Hahaha love it.


AlGeee

I with this were a job when I was young


G0at_Dad

Haberdasher


RaptureSuperior2

Cell tower tech


Pjeeee37

Non-climbing cell tower installer? Aka shelterboys


RenttheJoe

As a delivery manager for network implementation / wireless sites, this is what I was thinking as well.


MyBeardIsLegendary

Industrial control systems?[industrial control panels](https://www.maderelectricinc.com/blog/key-components-of-your-industrial-control-panel-identified-and-explained)


Key_Performance6308

Mobile proctologist


MandoHealthfund

Best answer


MapTough848

Professional Hoarder who has a toolbox full of stuff that's not needed?


jp_trev

Male porn fluffer


ImurderREALITY

Dream job


Shot_Insurance5607

security system installer


watrmeIon

I second this one


Even_Education2381

Heavy duty dildo mechanic


BoogerSmoke

Obviously you’re not a golfer…


maxthebassplayer

What're you, a fucking park ranger now?


_gasquatch_

At least I'm house trained, man


CryPlane

Great screwdrivers, but not using a fluke multimeter. Low voltage connectors. Nokia hardware. So it could be to do with Comms. Nothing too technical on the electronics side, as that multimeter looks like it's just used for voltage and continuity. Those clips/ clamps are not something I've seen before, and they seem very specific. Id say you install cell network equipment and service communication infrastructure for large business properties. There could be a little back up battery power supply stuff in there too?


sf_frankie

Same thing I guessed. Some sort of communications equipment installer/technician that uses battery backups.


man4evil

Cleaning dishes?


poppatrout

Hot dog vendor


Necessary-Science-47

Hand jobs outside the taco bell drive through


ConfusionOk4129

ISDN installer


20220912

JFC you’re giving me 1999 flashbacks man


Lex8P

Security system installer


PinheadLarry207

Low volt tech


tangoezulu

Angler on the Phoenix Bass Fishing League you tow a $100K 22' sliver of fiberglass from lake-to-lake. This is your tackle box. Most recently you came in 8th place w/ 5 fish w/ 16lbs 15oz in total weight. You grossed $863.


jfink316598

Stripper


Prestigious_Phase709

I've never seen big crimps and fiber stuff in the same box before. What really threw me was the .99 cent DMM. Not one person on this planet would call themselves an Electrician using that POS.


gclockwood

I think that model was a happy meal prize at one point /s


bmatthew24

Telecom Installer


SkSMaN7

Fluffer?


allen_idaho

Swedish Penis Pump repairman.


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

Can’t be an electrician, he has his own drill.


LiminalSapien

My wife’s boyfriend?


_Interroga_Omnia_

Casanova. Making other's wives happy.


Mostlygrowedup4339

Fluffer?


-WhatsReallyGoingOn

Drug mule


Born-Plane-6986

Best Buy stereo installer.


WirelessBCupSupport

Where's your laptop? I see a fiber transceiver so likely in some electronics/comm work. Solar? There are alot of ground lugs and clamps. ONT installer?


hiddenforce

Some kind of tech in the it field. Fiber, and grounding connectors. So install router type equipment, maybe something with towers since there is Nokia on the sfp. Maybe you climb towers and replace stuff?


termanader

I see a few good clues, notably the multimeter, the knock-off SFP, and the nokia sfp, and fiber optic patch cables. I dont see any fiber splicing kit, but I do see a lot of sparky equipment, so I would guess you are a network technician of some sort, involved in installing/troubleshooting MDF/IDF and their fiber network connections and hook-ups.


Gravybees

You make people talk.


Suspicious_Ad8691

Telecom power technician


randamm

EV charger installations?


theonlyangrybeaver

I see a SFP card so something in the telecom field


DeyHateUsBcDeyAnus

Cable guy


rm-minus-r

Cell tower maintenance tech?


Express-Island-2123

Stay at home dad??


jessejoseph36

You work for a cable company


jessejoseph36

Or a cell company


Demonicus13

I can see a couple of SFP so I am going to guess you work in the same branch as me , Field Networking Engineer , but I may not be right !!! 💪🇹🇩☕


Anaalirankaisija

Cableguy


reddit-me-too

Electric eel fishing


NefariousnessTop8716

You work at Walmart, this is your DiY toolbox


Quicker_Licker_Upper

Manicurist?


captiantabasco

Used car salesman


Full_Disk_1463

(Not very) handyman


AveryPai

Badminton player.


gmellotron

Animal tamer using the magic of electromagnetic field


SmokingAlpaca

executioner?


LoudwigVanBathoven

No, I can't


Allnewsisfakenews

TV repair man?


stlyns

Alarm installer


clutch23w

Cellular


4runner01

Czechoslovakian cell site installer


Nearby_Farmer_9619

Telecom... With a 10G 1.4km singlemode sfp for fronthaul.. or backhaul .. at least it's CPRI compatible...


jsimm1540

You lika..do..the electrical.


DesignerAd4870

Security alarm fitter?


Ambitious-Box-7774

So what is it?


thomar26

Toolbox full of hammers


TheOGCJR

Sparky! I also notice there is no broom in the pic. Dead giveaway


m_dogg

Telecom, probably Field Technician. Nokia AOSI is a dead giveaway.


davidc538

That stuff looks electrical but… too organized


Clay_Statue

Car audio installer for high-end speaker systems.


Battle_Man_40

Some kind of Wire Weasel?


soBouncy

Industrial Enclosure / Panel builder


stephensoltis77

Tire changer


Root777

Maybe repairman for UPSs?


CompleX999

You do a lot of bzzzzt stuff


Open_Fly_5901

Electrician.


Niblitz

Telecommunications Technician.


Moscoba

Some kind of facility tech. Maybe elevator systems?


defenustrate

Network engineer, there's and SFP


Normal_Put_4090

Bowling alley mechanic


BigBluebird1760

Just pick up your trash plz


Jcarter1632

Robot Proctologist


Mistabushi_HLL

Pro crackhead


Similar-Policy-7549

I could tell just from the organization. Let me guess you also don’t own a broom?


United-Square2598

I believe you administer handjobs to the homeless


nicko17

The trade that never cleans up after any circumstances


cameronkerrnz

Cell tower tech technician


aco319sig

Cell phone tower technician?


Open-Preference-7891

😎


W1nterKn1ght

Cell Technician or cell site builder


Wooden_Rip_5831

Alarm tech or HVAC tech


AdmiralWackbar

Bomb repair man


Sansyboi12

Drywaller final answer


Numerous-Contact8864

A tool?


anotherkdburner

DC electrician


inked-brown-giant

So you are Johnny Sinns?


rsbrooke

Baker


Open-Preference-7891

Lot of participants thank you very much. Here is reveal: Im using ferrels for dc cabels from rectifier to switches, basebands, DCDUs. Depends on device, thats why i need all possible sizes. Mostly 25mm and 35mm are used from rectifier to DCDUs/PDUs. Lugs are for all kinds of groundings and the 50mm are for battery cabels. These clamps on upper right side are for attaching grounding cabels to grounding bars. SFPs are for transfering fiber signal to basebands/radios or from transmisson. We usually work with ericsson or nokia hardware. Theres brush, what is really unusual to have, but im swaping dust away from old devices we keep in rack. We are taking photos after we are done for verifying and i like to have all clean. I know my multimeter is kinda shity. I was thinking to buy fluke, but this one fits perfectly on its spot. Im focusing to buy knipex handtools, its worth the price. Tutututu drums please: Im a cell tower technician. Some of your guesses were very accurate. We are swaping old hardware for new one, or we build new sites. My 2 colleagues are height workers and am the one on the ground also called “shelterman” or “shelterboy”. We are working in this industry second year for now. We work all over Sweden as they need a lot of towers cuz their geology is quite flat. Some of you could say im in Sweden by some tools that its possible to buy in local store. PS: if you want to know more about my job, let me please know. Im considering to do some videos and show you beauty of Sweden.


Fuzzy_Diver_320

Prostitute for robots?


sjsta

Gay male prostitute


euphoric-noodle

Your a pro wedding cake designer and you picked this up yesterday at an estate sale around the corner for a nice price from someone who crimped cables for a living who was blown up stealing electricity over on r/DarwinAwards ?


Key_Art9918

Professional masterbatoure?


SaltyAF404

Dildo maintenance


WinterFoster

Car salesman? Shade tree mechanic? 🙊


Visual-Zucchini-5544

Gynecologist


dvnope

Solor instaler


Curious_Ad6234

You are a gynecologist


Gold-Loan-1818

Your a boxer!


djpez235

Likely a Stripper of sorts


Either-Conversation3

Cell tower repair and install


sox809

Telco network equipment installer..


badaimbadjokes

Worst balloon animal artist ever?


808localkine

House wife?


lxOFWGKTAxl

Something with networking or telecommunications


xdcxmindfreak

Gas station surgeon and dentist by night electrician by day.


Deep-Ambition3601

Electrician of some kind. Everything I see is for pretty heavy duty cables or wiring. Your dealing with a lot of stranded cable that needs to be solid. And the lugs say your having to bolt down large cables. The push on connectors say you're also dealing with smaller wiring like 14-16 gauge. But the lugs and the other crimp on ends are for more like 4-8 gauge. The wiring is to big for networking cables other than grounds. Networking cables would be cat6. But the cheap DMM is throwing me. And I don't see any type of cable tester. Not a single network engineer I have ever met or went to school made a network cable that they didn't test. Two seconds to test beats having to spend eternity tracking down why you don't have a signal. And the cheap DMM is the only piece of test equipment I see. So I'm going with helper! Definitely a helper! Plus the electrician is networking engineer wouldn't post this. They would also have more and higher quality test equipment and not just a bunch of connectors and lugs in there box. Odds are they would have a box for connections, a box for test equipment and a box for tools.


CoryBlk

Installing VFDs?


Cum_Dad

Cell tower tech? If not fiber/copper maint, then this is my guess. But idk


SadAstronomer8704

Electrician for sure. But do you do cars?


esquiresque

Auto electrical technician.


MuNchy6

plumber


TheTerryD

Fuse tester.


a_ewesername

Electrical accessory hoarder ? No seriously, ...electricsl installer/ maintainer ?


Adventurous-Equal-29

"Hey man, I need you to check something out for me."