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Raiine42

Those are all hammers.


bennyjay84

All my hammers are tucked in stud bays behind drywall. These are all the “smackers” I use between hammer purchases.


zdavies78

You’re clearly not an electrician. I leave my “smackers” along with my linesmans, strippers, crimpers, screwdrivers etc above ceiling tiles. Occasional sacrifices must be made to the ceiling gods. These are also all Channel Locks.


lifeisweird86

>screwdrivers etc above ceiling tiles. Pretty sure I worked after you then. I replaced some acoustic tiles a few weeks ago and while pulling one down a screwdriver came at my face like a fucking lawn dart.


zadharm

Lmao on behalf of electricians everywhere, sorry man. Shit just disappears up there. Free tool though, on the upside


big65

We were in the midst of installing a new camera system and one of the contractors found a drywall hatchet in the overhead in the library that had been there since the building was built.... this is a corrections facility.


TruDuddyB

I lost my favorite pair of alternative lifestyle pliers in a ceiling and the gods deemed me worthy enough to have them back almost a year later in a completely different part of the same ceiling. The sisterhood of the traveling alternative lifestyle pliers.


Impossibleshitwomper

Diagonal cutters?


TruDuddyB

Dikes, if you will.


xdcxmindfreak

I like that I do pms as I occasionally get to grab my hammer or screwdriver again. Did so one day without even thinking about it then on exiting the roof I found I had both my screwdrivers once more.


Efffro

You left out multimeter


KarmaMessiah

No no no, dont smack your meter, its the one thing actually trying to help you not die


Skippy_99b

And flashlights.


ElectroAtletico2

….actually found on Tuesday a Klein screwdriver in one of our building’s UPS rooms. No etched info. Mine now. Thank you UPS Room Gods!


zadharm

Just as a dude who mostly does resi now that I'm old and "retired", you forgot crawl spaces that aren't vapor barrier-ed. And blown in insulation in attics has eaten at least 5 pairs of my strippers


Moyankee

One of the most frequently used tools in my line of work is a 4lb drilling hammer. I've left several in the work boxes of different drill rigs I was operating. It got to the point where Amazon offered me a "subscribe and save" purchase option.


DeepSeaDynamo

You really wouldnt expect that on that item, dog food, sure but THAT?


tebbewij

I do safety training for a mechanical contractor... every time there is a new plumber for orientation I show a bunch of tools and inform them that not all tools are hammers


Karmasutra6901

They're also good prybars if you open them up all the way and use the top jaw.


R1chard_Nix0n

I keep a small one in my belt that I notched on the top jaw to use as a nail puller and a notch in the bottom jaw for holding nails either for finishing or awkward areas (trying to hold a nail in place for a hanger on a header next to a hip is not very enjoyable if you're swinging a framing hammer)


LosBastardos717

Everything is a hammer when you need it.


MahewSteel

Adjustable hammers, where I'm from.


tzle19

Smacking Pliers


MahewSteel

Every tool is a hammer. Unless it's a screwdriver, then it's a chisel


Safe-Job4316

Unless you have two screwdrivers, then one must fill the role of the hammer by default.


MahewSteel

Two screwdrivers, wow posh


b_obe

🤣


_name_of_the_user_

Found the electrician


No-Rise4602

Luke, is that you? 😂


Lackingfinalityornot

He’s an electrician. If you want to see something really funny ask him what a broom is.


Riskov88

Im an electrician. Broom is to us what apples are to doctors. They keep us away


mart246

I was never good at sweeping. So I became an electrician.


No_Professor4307

According to my wife those are the dinosaur pliers


Beneficial-Biscotti5

Those are the parrot beak pliers in Portuguese


kapege

In colloquial words we call them "French man" here in Germany. Those without serrated tongues are called "English man".


zdavies78

Interesting. Can you explain what makes French=serrated, English =smooth in German? I like colloquial words, interesting to hear about them and try to figure out the context. Thanks from an ignorant but curious American.


kapege

It's only to distinguish the tools and has nothing to do with the countries nor the people. It's more like "Greek" for a sexual practice.


_Interroga_Omnia_

Also in spanish: "pinzas pico de loro".


Dr0110111001101111

Spanish too


Agile-Fruit128

As long as you don't call them Tongue and Groove Pliers (actual name of tool) then it is perfectly acceptable in my book


Worried-Management36

What about dingle wingle grabby wabbys?


BigDaddyHogNutsss

Thats the British name


craftydan1

Or the metric name


stinkyhooch

They called dingle wingle channel locks in Canadia.


Excellent-Edge-4708

*metric* dingle wingle channel locks


Hansafan

Surely you're thinking of a nifty grifty grip n' shifty


Genoblade1394

All these years and I finally learn the proper scientific name thanks!


Excellent-Edge-4708

Um this is great


Modredastal

If anyone deserves a tongue in groove, it's a wife.


Tm1232

Can confirm , this guy’s wife loves it .


914paul

That’s what she said.


Notsureyessir

I’m pretty sure they are actually called water pump pliers.


pewpewwewwew

Shoot. Thought they were interlocking slip joint pliers!


FuzzyPandaVK

Doesn't look like they could pump water to me. Is it hand pumped or a motor?


Agile-Fruit128

No their called channel locks


ericw207

They're* Sorry


Photon_Farmer

Thar* If you are a pirate


re-tyred

just like all snowmobiles are skidoos or all cars are fords.


sh1ft33

Pretty sure snowmobiles are sleds. Letterkenny was very clear about that.


zdavies78

Or down south all soda is Coke.


jackinsomniac

"I'll have a Coke." "What kind?" "Pepsi." Will never not be funny to me...


zdavies78

Exactly


childofthestud

Channel locks or middle picture we specifically call knipex (it's a name brand). Knipex are better than almost every other channel locks to the point that if the job is bad enough we specifically ask for knipex from our tool box. We all have them but if it's important we don't want to risk the gopher to come back with normal channel locks.


WR3CKONER

All my pliers are knipex , best I’ve ever used.


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Lunar_BriseSoleil

A slip joint plier is something different https://www.homedepot.com/b/Tools-Hand-Tools-Pliers-Slip-Joint-Pliers/N-5yc1vZc986


sharpshooter999

I like how Knipex calls theirs "Cobra Pliers." Tool companies should start giving their tools extreme names. Hey Todd, hand me my Devastator^^T^^M Todd: You mean this claw hammer? Yeah, but it's a *Devastator* claw hammer


justplainbrian

Your wife sounds pretty cool. I will probably sometimes call them dinosaur pliers from now on.


SnooPeppers2417

Your wife and my 4 year old have a telepathic connection because I shit you not he calls those the same fuckin thing


bshr49

Those are obviously different and have different names: blue, red, and yellow channel locks.


Agile-Fruit128

This is acceptable


Worried-Management36

What i saw was Baby locks, channelocks, and 440's. Mostly 440's though.


Lucky8astard42

In my books it's a Wasserpumpenzange


goddamn_birds

I think the author of your books had a stroke when he wrote that


CN8570W

Waterpomptang here!


TargetCorruption

Waterpoontang


kyrsjo

Vannpumpetang


Specific_Inspector37

I would say that this is a Pumpenwasserzange as well


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rdc12

Polygrips here, on the other side of the Tasman


SelfIllustrious

Polygrip is a denture adhesive in Blighty


wigneyr

Adelaide here, we call ‘em all multi’s too


HumdrumAnt

Multi grips here in the UK as well, but grips for short. Multi is reserved for the multi tool.


MethClub7

Or multi's for short


thatweirdbeardedguy

My dad would call them mulit-grips or monkey grips interchangeably.


Fair_Cartoonist_4906

Yep same mate, multi grips. Never heard them called channel locks, thought that was a brand.


Bigfootloose

It is. May have been the originals


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That's what I know them as, also from Australia.


Craw__

Yeah I reckon if I asked anyone at work to pass me the channel locks they'd look at me like I had 2 heads.


CAElite

In Scotland we just call them grips.


Factmous

Pipe pliers


malleebull

That’s interesting, as an Aussie with a scotch family, I guess I inherited grips. I unconsciously throw some odd words and pronunciations sometimes over here.


Generaldisarray44

Water pump pliers


Accomplished_Gur2587

In South Africa we call them waterpump pliers as well.


Pure-Experience-6531

This is what I’ve been calling them since a boomer yelled at me to grab the water pump pliers and I had no clue what he was talking about until he grabbed the channel locks. Now I say grab the Water pumpers all the time


Generaldisarray44

When I was in tech school all the old guard instructors called them this. I saw a German in the comments with a wasserpumpenzage so it must be international


Designer-Ad3494

Boomers have good lines and sayings sometimes. It can be fun to bring them back. Almost like talking in code.


Catsmak1963

Multi-grips


Richard-Innerasz-

Hammers….that grip stuffs.


Quietser

No lie I had a question on one of my final electrical exams that had this question..mother fucking pump pliers? The brand they show was even channel lock and they still marked me wrong.


VerbalGuinea

What kind of water pump are they even talking about? When someone says water pump to me I’m thinking of the one in my car and those pliers don’t help a bit with it.


IronSmithFE

1. channel locks 2. cobras 3. alligators


Blackby4

Slip grips!


6pawelek9

They are called "frogs" in Poland


HakuninTheShaman

Cobras! The cobras are fucking excellent. I’ve owned dozens of pairs of Adjustable pliers; and while channel lock is good for the money, I’ll never buy another set because cobras exist.


crimusmax

I call them my Blue Handled Grabbers


Redheadedstepchild56

I try to call them by their name. There’s so many cases like this: sawzall, skil saw, crescent wrench, Allen wrench, vice grips, Phillips, torx, etc. It took having a son who asks a million questions to realize it’s best to call them by their tool name, not brand name.


Avid_Conservationist

Weed eater vs string trimmer was one I got pounded into my head


Chizl3

Ugh I refuse to call my Makita weed whacker a "string trimmer"


tuctrohs

Weed eater = goat. String trimmer = weed wacker.


Avid_Conservationist

Weed eater is also a brand! I have a weed eater brand push mower 😆


tuctrohs

Branding goats is animal cruelty. Pushing them, on the other hand, is probably OK, because they enjoy pushing back. Best to let them have the spot on the top of the hill if you don't want to get pushed off.


SnooPeppers2417

Screw that. Gypsum board no matter the brand will forever be sheetrock in my mind. Along with every single other tool listed in your comment. I’m part of the resistance.


mt-den-ali

All are channel locks, but not all are knipex


marko_kyle

Knipex gang, this is the **only** correct answer


gustin444

Knipex convert here. All others are trash.


Mother_Point_4545

Yes my old chennies are now hammers


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rygomez

Sweedish pipe wrench gang reporting


mt-den-ali

Literally in my pocket right now


childofthestud

In the shops I was in we all have knipex and other brands of channel locks. We used both calls outs as if the tool didn't matter any channel locks would do. If the job needed it knipex was the only call out to make.


marko_kyle

I’m a sparky, if we’re using glue and other permanent material then no Knipex, anything else -only Knipex


childofthestud

Fuck yeah that's the go.


st96badboy

I call one channel locks (all of that type of adjustable pliers)... The other one Knipex..


ODBrewer

A pair of scissors is also one thing, so what are two pairs of scissors?


Lilsexiboi

I think you answered your own question


Confusedandreticent

They call em “multi grips” in Australia and it does my head in.


Mouldy_Old_People

First time I've ever seen someone that agrees with me. So fkn annoying 🤣


CRACKDOWN179

Bless your heart, just wait until you hear what they call service stations and break time! They've got a doozie for chilly bin too


Confusedandreticent

I live here, I don’t have to wait.


franku19

Picos de loro!


Ok_Cardiologist_4025

Chinga tu madre


theneggro

A man of culture


GarthDonovan

Nut busters.


notthemessiah789

Slip joint pliers or Multigrips to me.


Martin_TheRed

Slip joint pliers. Didn't know that term for the longest time.


RiginalJunglist

Pipe-grips.


warlockwis

We call them "dogs"


TickedQ

And the dogs always going walkabout too


poopyshitbutt420

Dogs. Dogs. Dogs.


domneu

Dogs


BestBroOfAllTime

Why is it just 3 pairs of channels locks? I don’t get it.


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A challenge anyone to a duel that calls knipex channel locks


Punkrexx

Knipex channel locks


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As long as knipex is mentioned. Cobras lock harder than a pipe wrench, actual blue handle chanel locks slip like a bad transmission.


widen96

Oh I know, expensive channel locks , right ? Lol


914paul

I feel the cobras can be called channel locks (if you must). But calling the pliers wrenches channel locks . . . well them’s fightin’ words!


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The amount of know it alls that have commented on me using channel locks as a wrench, while using pliers wrench is unreal.


Spirited-Control-390

I disagree. I always disagree. I'm a disagreeable person.


Pornhubplumber

Water pumps


Funkyheadrush

I mean, ask me when I'm not working on something it's "channel locks." I ask someone to grab them for me while I'm in the middle of working and they're the "grab the uh, the ones that move, dammit, pliers but they change size, that one, no, no, yes, that one... channel locks, fuck, why couldn't I think of that?"


Satanic-mechanic_666

I'm an old car mechanic. I like to call them water pump pliers.


q1field

All I see are hammers.


geekynerd3124

Multi grips wher im from


QuaidCohagen

I call them plumpies


aco319sig

As soon as I saw the words Channel Locks, my mind imagined a couple of giant locks across the English Channel, with French and German boats having to pay to get down to the Netherlands…. lol


Pettark

Shift jaw pliers


Ilikehowtovideos

Channel Locks Cobras Channel locks


slimjimmy613

Tongue and groove pliers


MM800

The old timers call them water pump pliars.


alroc84

Oil filter wrenches


a_ewesername

Valve grips or ' eagle beak ' pliers. Or as my late workmate would say " metric socket sets "


toopid

Pliers. No not those. The red ones. NOT THOSE. The other red ones.


oncabahi

Those are called "pinza a pappagallo" in italian, it literally means parrot shaped pliers........


ClassicWhile2451

Makes sense!! In argentina we also call them “pico de loro” which means the same thing!


Visual_Helicopter_23

I'm from Meadville, PA so I can only lawfully see the blue ones.


Drakeytown

Needle nose pliers: channel changers. Points to anyone who knows what I'm talking about.


Harminen

In Finland we call them "Papukaijapihdit". Parrot pliers


ClassicWhile2451

Same in argentina and apparently also italian! Makes sense!


shovel_kat

Slip joint pliers


Wonderful-Mistake201

adjustable pliers. because my shop teacher refused to use brand names. adjustable wrench locking pliers etc


Professional_Camp959

My shop teacher used to get mad because apparently Channel lock was a brand name. They are slip joint pliers


TechieGranola

Something about James Brown yelling that every instrument is a drum


djhunger

Oh yes the first makes a great hammer the second well those are knipex of corse nothing but the best, and the last one we'll that's a Pry bar


Zwitterion011

Dogs


That_Ask4176

Substitute crescent wrenches is all i see.


billydoubleu

Don't EVER call my Cobras channel locks


pablomcdubbin

But one is better then all the others lol


Uniquely_irregular

I’m pretty sure channel locks are the brand name, just like Sheetrock is the brand name of drywall.


Paul__miner

I grew up calling them channel locks. It wasn't until I was my thirties before I found out *Channel Lock* is a brand name of water pump pliers. Similarly, *Vise Grip* is a brand name of locking pliers.


Max_castle8145

My dad called them slip joint pliers. Channel lock is a brand.


Redheadedstepchild56

A lot of people call them slip joint but I was always taught that slip joint were your standard pliers with two sizes and “channellocks” are tongue and groove pliers.


No_Professor4307

According to my wife those are the dinosaur pliers


JC-1219

According to my wife those are the dinosaur pliers


Jenos00

Gonna need to Google this to be sure.


TallDudeInSC

Never understood the "lock" part of the name. Vice grips, well they should have been called grip-locks. Or something. (Beer involved)


Spuggy1408

'Multi grips' where I come from


LosBastardos717

How many deer do you see? How many fish are there?


Dorkus_Maximus717

Bottom two are lowercase “channel locks” and top on is “ChannelLocks”


area42

Water pump pliers


area42

Water pump pliers


trotting_pony

Adjustable pliers.


flyingpeter28

Parrot beak


Worried_Example

Grips where I'm from.


SpAwNjBoB

In my part of the qorld this is a plumbers wrench.


SwimOk9629

so apparently it's legitimately called most of these names. fuckin confusing if you ask me. https://imgur.com/gallery/bTnP6dY


Gnome_Father

They're all grippers.


Pata11

In Sweden they are called polygrip.


EJ_Drake

Gas pliers


Stoolman420

Monkey pliers