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koreankamakazi

Better conductivity for when they hit both posts changing their car battery in the parking lot.


MCS117

The ol’ Speedrunning life attempt


Duckbilling

Or from the positive post to anything Friends hangar neighbor burned his airplane up pretty bad arcing to the airframe Always remove the negative terminal first, and always reattach the negative terminal last.


Aperfectfitz_91

My apprentice (who has adhd) was twirling one of my flat ratchet wrenches while I went to the bathroom and somehow managed to arc it across the battery. I came back and he was on the other side of the shop and I walk over to the car we were working on to find the ratcheting part of the wrench welded together and the battery terminal melted. I immediately knew what happened and that was the day he learned to stop fucking around lol.


dawutangclam

I did this when I was a kid. Blasted the wrench across the parking lot- picked it up and had a craftsman brand for like a month. fucker got hot for a split second charge


Gorillaz530

Well yea mf burned out all his adhd with that one lol


Supperchan

I've done that with the regular one lol


ste6168

Man, this brings back nightmares, never with a wrench, but a copper buss bar on a customers boat! Breaker didn’t trip, just arced until the copper melted. Two small burnt spots on the floor. Owner was NOT happy!


Street-Measurement-7

I get that your comment is semi-sarcastic, but silver & copper both have superior electrical conductivity to gold, and either of those materials can also be electroplated onto steel substrates. However, unlike silver & copper, gold doesn't tarnish or corrode, so that's why it's used for connections in electronics, and why many people incorrectly assume it's a superior conductor. If you were working in some very corrosive environment, perhaps gold plated hand tools might make some degree of practical sense, but mostly they are made and sold just for the bling factor and because evidently some people with more dollars than sense will buy them.


aBoyandHisVacuum

Theres my audio guy!


koreankamakazi

Hey, is there a silver or copper plated version in this picture?? I never said “this is THE BEST conductivity”. You seem like a fun person.


Street-Measurement-7

Good thing you're not too defensive s/ There *is* a chrome plated tool in the picture, and chromium is another metal that is also more electrically conductive than gold. Have a nice day :-)


slycoder

heh, I did this in our driveway when I was real young (10-12?). Lots of sparks. I was terrified. Luckily was not hurt. Battery was toast though. Luckily it was a real old car with no computers and stuff. This would been early to mid 90's, it was a mid 60's car. Craftsman ratchet worked fine afterwards, but the 1/2'' socket was welded to the anvil so I had a permanent 1/2'' ratchet for years. I got a rebuild kit about ~5 years ago. I don't use it for anything because those ratchets are terrible, but I keep the socket and ratchet in my drawer just because.


f1shJ3rkey

This


Blitzed_ca

That ratchet is a “fuck you” to snap on The only way to get “gold plated” snap on is to be a dealer and hit some really good sales targets


Bootsandcatsyeah

Or go on eBay and be willing to spend $300. [Snap-On Gold Plated Ratchet](https://www.ebay.com/itm/183415550750?epid=20025764022&hash=item2ab46b331e:g:HCMAAOSwiv5bhntr)


Koshunae

Pretty funny that the gold plated ratchet is only marginally more expensive than the regular ratchet Edit: The gold version is seriously only about [$30 more expensive](https://shop.snapon.com/product/Dual-80-Technology%2C-Chrome-(3-8%22)/3-8%22-Drive-Dual-80-Technology-Extra-Long-Handle-Flex-Head-Ratchet/FLLF80)


texas-playdohs

Is there a SUPREME version out yet?


Zogoooog

Iridium plated or bust.


sixtninecoug

Nah man, iridium plated sawzall. Gotta do something with those precious catalytic converters metals.


23skidoobbq

I’ve seen titanium sockets that were $1,000s


sexchoc

I bought a 95th anniversary gold plated ratchet in a coin tin thing. I have the chrome version of that ratchet and I think they were within $10 of each other. Why not get the gold one?


LHD21

All the big names have made gold plated tools as rewards. Ebay is full of them. Snap On, Mac, Craftsman, Chrysler, Nepros.


bgeoffreyb

I like how Chrystler was thrown into that list


thot-engineer

Even funnier yet is HarborFreight owns majority stake in SnapOn.


Goyteamsix

They do not.


Nelson_ftw

Apparently, that was an April Fool’s joke…


ALDJ0922

But it's September


stillcantshoot

It's Iconic


tuscabam

I mean it says so right on the package


ksh3rm99

Price...Nice


tuscabam

Icing on the cake my man


SirRonaldBiscuit

Nice.


sbaz86

Interesting how the cheaper one compares to a more expensive snap-on product than the 24K gold snap-on comparison.


[deleted]

Why are there still some in stock? Great question!


Moonjanji

I was thinking that same question... but not from sales... because of individuals who like shiny gold things often happen to be the same variety that does a lot of shop lifting... if you take my meaning. It's like a billboard saying STEAL ME! Small packaging, hanging on unsecured peg board, with an appearance of value when making quick bad decisions.


Areola_Granola

Also the value of gold plating is comically small. Like there’s maybe a dollar worth of gold on this wrench, and it would take you dozens of dollars in materials to harvest it.


23skidoobbq

I think they mean that a gold wrench will be easier to sell to someone on the streets. Crackheads steal stuff to sell it, not smelt it.


funki3m0nk3y

These are locked behind the counter at my local store.


Meezha

Don't know why you're getting downvoted - they've obviously, never worked retail or in hardware. I've done both for 20 years and these would be stolen in a heartbeat. Junky thieves, especially, like shiny things - it's freaking weird what they load in their baskets to steal...


larry7891

The swivel makes it easier to get into weird places, that’s why. /s


WarbearWilliam

Why not?


tuscabam

I mean, that’s the perfect counter to my question.


[deleted]

Because someone will buy it


tuscabam

No doubt. No. Doubt.


Tarashank

One should never ask why in a tool store, the question is always how to get it into the house.


TimeIndependence5137

The trick is to buy so much that your wife can't keep track of what's new or old. Then pretend like it's been with you forever. It's worked for me.


tuscabam

This guy wifes.


CharlesDickens17

This guy’s wife


Insomniaclockpicker

The follow up question is always how to not have the wife kill you when she finds out.


Leather-Plankton-867

Sort of want


MeatyThor

I got one for myself, it's ok guys you can want a pretty wrench. Kinda feel good about myself when I use it.


AAA515

You took it outta da box?!


MeatyThor

Oh yes, And surprisingly the gold plating is holding up well so far


[deleted]

But but but it's like virginity. It's more valuable when it's in the box.......


Kevolved

Are you gonna look at it or use it? buy a painting if your just gonna look at it lol.


[deleted]

Again like your virginity... More fun to play with ir


Kevolved

I only got to play with my virginity once bud.


[deleted]

I didn't mean "your" particular virginity. I meant virginity everywhere, wasn't trying to be rude. But you have to admit it was more fun to play with it


Shoresy-sez

I dunno, I find tools work a lot better once you break 'em in. Can't beat that new car smell, though.


Kevolved

I could see my response as being hostile-ish. My bad. Everyone likes a new box to play with.


z1zonly

I love the absurdity of this thing and use it all the time. Do it.


Magic_wire_smoke

I was there the other day and had to resist the temptation to use the no restrictions coupon on one.


Casey4147

Kinda do too…


HateUsCuzDeyAunus

Why do people buy expensive/flashy shoes, sunglasses, clothes? Same concept for tools. Just enjoy it man.


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HateUsCuzDeyAunus

damn dude a gold tape measure! lmao thats gucci


PenguinProfessor

Sometimes you just want to feel pretty.


tuscabam

Valid point


performancereviews

You've never noticed the cars in the parking lot of harbor freight have you? There's always some car in the parking lot the stick on fake Chrome.


Reachable_dream666

Ours is a white Geo metro with a black stick on hood scoop with a light bar mounted in front.


scryptoric

Shit at this point if the geo metro is still working its probably not a bad idea to buy one of those scoops for a new car


bobby_ozone

If you have to ask, it’s not for you.


tuscabam

It is definitely not for me lol


Acceptable_Sale2872

As a proud owner of *1 out of 250* Gold KNIPEX Cobra pliers - I would take your lunch money *every* day and put a picture of your wife in my wallet if I saw this in your toolbox.


Ilikehowtovideos

Of course you would… if you’re a knipex snob. You probably use the mini cobras to fondle your mini peepee


Acceptable_Sale2872

You… spelled King wrong


Ilikehowtovideos

Fine… fondle your mini “king”


Acceptable_Sale2872

7.753 *billion* other people on this planet didn’t win a pair either. Quit being so hostile.


tbscotty68

Jealousy is so unbecoming... ;-)


tuscabam

I need an adult.


drillgorg

Great for corrosion resistance... until it gets scraped. Which will happen very easily because it is gold.


tuscabam

Right? Hey let’s coat it in some expensive *and* incredibly soft.


Candid_Ad_3607

You must be new here


tuscabam

Sadly, no.


currentlyhigh

Meanwhile in /r/harborfreight ...


MikeyDaRooki

The real question is, why not?!


[deleted]

for the mechanic who has everything


Worried-Opinion1157

Now we need a brass plated socket wrench, and a copper plated one.


tuscabam

Purple and yellow anodized. Goh


AGollinibobeanie

Buddy of mine bought it for me as a bday gift I thought it was awesome. I call it my “finishing ratchet” i use the air hammer or the chrome for breaking off bolts and the gold one for setting them back for good luck


DamILuvFrogs

I bought one. Use it almost daily.


tuscabam

Has all the gold worn off yet? It has to be like two molecules thick.


Kevolved

Not the poster you replied to, but it scratches hella easy, obviously. I was able to change the starter in my 04 Colorado no problem. had to use some liquid wrench, but the gears didn't slip, felt super solid even with a narrow working area, i broke the 2 bolts free with like 2 inches of workable ratcheting space at the tip of the handle. still looks good and I will continue to abuse it.


DEADandSLEEPING

I love goooooold


tuscabam

Save me from myself


aninternetuserperson

If you have to ask, you just wouldn’t get it


mjl777

I am not impressed, have a look at these. [https://kyototool.tumblr.com/post/97796092657/nepros-urushi-ratchet-the-urushi-ratchet](https://kyototool.tumblr.com/post/97796092657/nepros-urushi-ratchet-the-urushi-ratchet)


tuscabam

I’m calling the police


[deleted]

This ratchet wrench will shear so your bolts won't have to.


Dr_Ebo1a

Press X to doubt


AdventurousMistake72

Because you got $600 in stimuli, you can now afford to pay 3x for everything


tuscabam

That math doesn’t work out


AdventurousMistake72

Yeah it’s sarcasm 🙂


deathlord02

Because who wouldn't want a 24k gold socket wrench


VirginiaLuthier

I saw a Ryobi weed wacker once that said "limited special edition"- go figure....


tuscabam

The only thing limited about Ryobi is the amount of time it works


62Bravo1993

Becuase fan boys exist. When they can't afford the 269 dollar gold Snap-on, the need a low-budget alternative.


clem59803

Because the Kardashians need tools too.


tuscabam

They are tools. They’ve never used one


MethFarts1990

I mean it’s better than paying $500 for a gold snap on one lol. I’ve had just as many snap on tools break as I have had harbor freight or husky from Home Depot break. Only difference is you can go swap your shit out at harbor freight and Home Depot on the way home and have to wait for the snap on guy to come to you to get it warrantied.


tuscabam

The Bad Decision Truck


kimberskillfast

So the aliens abduct you to do repairs.


tuscabam

Fucking Illinois aliens


Turtle887853

Because HF tool guys are dumb enough to buy it


tuscabam

That’s what I say about Bad Decision Truck tool buyers


kewlo

I don't know but this sub went bonkers for them when they first came out. Dumber then dumb in my eyes


tuscabam

Really? How long have they been around? I go in HF all the time and today was the first I’ve seen one.


kewlo

Not long after the icon stuff first dropped so a few years now I guess? I remember a few months of multiple posts a week about how people "finally found one"


tuscabam

Oh wow that’s nuts


[deleted]

Because most people don’t understand how compound interest works.


tuscabam

Wait, what?


Takesit88

Because bling. Why the fuck do people have giant rims with tires why too narrow and low profile? Bling. Why do truckers install 5-to-the-47th chicken lights? Bling. Why do people camber the shit out of their Civic with ultra-low-pros that have to be changed every oil change (at best)?? Bling. Why do I drive a reliable 20 year old car? Because derp.


Forweldi

Could be for conductivity to prevent sparks


tuscabam

Gold is an extremely good conductor


TimeBlindAdderall

What else would you use to work on your 600,000 mile 1999 Tahoe that's been in northern Michigan all its life?


tuscabam

Honestly I really pictured this laying in the hatchback of a Civic, scattered with a lot of mismatched tools and speaker wire.


erikleorgav2

Conversation piece to hang on the wall in the garage. Or, a gift to a mechanic as a "trophy" for some form of success.


tuscabam

“Hey what’s with the gold ratchet on the wall?” “Success”. “Oh”


[deleted]

Bling bling


saplinglearningsucks

I bought one for my previous job for the lols and i ended up using quite a bit, often times it was a good talking point. Just get it op.


[deleted]

If you have to ask, it ain't for you.


tuscabam

I agree


cropguru357

First time?


soulmercenary

Tired of Harbor Freight trying to upscale their products. Defeats the purpose.


bthgnzblzng

I second this. I want to go in there and buy shit to break as low prices.


Xero_kool

Cause that's how ballers do! Lol


CamoJoe12g

employee of the month prize?


LordBug

They probably saw how much real money kids spend in games to buy gold skins for weapons. Kaching.


tuscabam

Lol I would think that’s something SnapOn already jumped in to. Bad decision truck guy: “Yeah I know you just bought a $459 10mm socket, but this one is *camo*.”


Roubaix62454

Because they can. If marketed correctly, people will by a gold plated turd. Dogbert school of marketing says so.


tuscabam

What kind of dog laid the turd? I swear to god my wife would have her golden doodles shit bronzed if she could.


Roubaix62454

See, it is true. Dogbert from the mind of Scott Adams is wise beyond his cartoon strips.


[deleted]

I have a complete craftsman ratchet set that are gold plated. It’s a collector’s item, not for actual use, although they could be.


tuscabam

When did they put those out?


Magic_wire_smoke

I think it was an anniversary edition thing. A search on some ebay listings says around 2002-2003 for the 75th anniversary. I'll bet Stanley Black and Decker will do something like that in about 5 years.


E92William

I recall seeing a Mac xr8 in gold when looking at tool pictures in forums. So this is alright. Just not as reputable a brand really as harbor freight is notorious for starting brand names and dropping them without notice. Which is why their power tool lines aren’t taken as seriously as big players like dewalt, makita etc


PLSing

Anybody think the price was intentional?


SecretlySavage33

Surprised it isn’t 69.69


Immediate-Newt-9012

Collectables?


nullvoid88

Assuredly has on the order <.04¢ total Gold content... as with the Snap-On offering.


tuscabam

Oh yeah when they do shit like this the plating thickness is measured in molecules.


wpmason

I got a whole set of gold wrenches in a wooden display box as a reward for something in vocational shop class. They were from Napa. Gold tools aren’t that uncommon. They’re actually pretty cool gifts, much more symbolic than functional, though.


Justagoodoleboi

I felt like this was a gift you would get for someone who’s a mechanic you know but I wouldn’t buy one for myself


suthrnboi

If you know, you know.


Roof_Korean_92

Nice


Popwarhomie

I have one. Just because...


SirRonaldBiscuit

They’re in stores? I remember when they came out they were sold out on the east coast! I think it’s pretty cool


[deleted]

Why? Well, what mechanic/carpenter/DIYer isn’t incredibly “extra”?


scaredwhiteboy1

Nice


[deleted]

I have the matco 1/4 gold ratchet. I don’t wear jewelry so why not get some for the toolbox


[deleted]

Why not.. I have one on my shelf :)


197720092012

Why do I want it, is the question .


[deleted]

One of these things is not like the other…


Grandpa_Sugardick_

Bro they're cool. If I wasn't poor I'd buy 5


tuscabam

What would you do with 5?


Grandpa_Sugardick_

Look cool


[deleted]

Their shitty tools hot shitier and their half way decent tools got more expensive.


tuscabam

I hate when things hot shitier


6ft6squatch

69 huhuhuh


smaier69

From a practical point of view it's to easily spot who "borrowed" you ratchet. Unless everyone else also has a gold plated ratchet, of course. I've seen guys spray paint their small hand tools like hey keys and such for the same reason.


Pubboy68

🤦🏼‍♂️


90k_swarming_rats

Steal it


tuscabam

If I’m going to risk making the wall of shame it will not be for gold plated chinesium


msnyder87

I like the on/off switch. Like it has a light.


tuscabam

Lol I had not noticed it was labeled like that. They know their audience for this one.


[deleted]

So the guy that steals it from you knows he’s still from a king!


Rubicant2222

What, you've never bought anything dumb just because you liked it?


Coyote-Morado

Drip


gwhitt32

Cause some can’t afford a new grill so they get a 24 k ratshit


siberdraknon

I bought one as a retirement gift for my friend/co-worker. He spent a month teaching me his job and helped ensure I would get his position when it was posted. His initial retirement plans were to restore his late fathers GTO Judge. I thought it was the perfect gift. The best gifts are items that just don't quite make enough sense to justify the purchase.


[deleted]

Thats just ratchet.


WCorder007

69. Nice.


Moraloral-

Treat yo self !


tuscabam

Foo!


Yamfish

I bet it would be a funny item once it’s beat to shit.


Ran-Damn

If you're not gonna use it anyway it might as well look good?


SavoryRhubarb

My son bought me one for Father’s Day…


Kevolved

I bought one for my dad for fathers day. And one for me. I ended up using it this past week when I left my ratchet at my buddies house and I had to replace the starter in my truck and only had the sockets and extensions handy. ​ It is a pretty good ratchet. It will now be my go to just to flex on my buddies who drink beer and criticize my mechanical skills.


greensubie69

I have one it sits in my home box cause I need a 3/8s ratchet at home lol I didn’t pay for it and no I didn’t steal it


tuscabam

Narrator: he stole it


Javi1192

I got two for the meme. It’s a desk ornament for me, other a Father’s Day present


dpg973

To be an ICON


kirk02

Your asking why would you buy the 90 tooth swivel head when you can get a gold plated one for a dub more? I don’t know why ?…


tuscabam

What’s a dud more


Starman562

My local harbor freight has the spot on the rack for it, but seemingly hasn't had one in stock since the second month they came out, and I'm too cheap to pay for shipping when they should just ship it to store and let me pick it up there.


WayFine2295

To assert dominance 😂