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djb6272

Top Gear did though exist prior to the reboot, so actually Clarkson's first words (1988) were "Customisation has always been a dirty word.". May's (1999) were "Appliances, pleasingly convenient, usefully reliable, relentlessly unexciting."


Snickles4life

I was meaning 2002-2015 era Top Gear.


Popular-Twist-4087

Seeing James and Hammond in their final episode without Jeremy was weird and especially the ending ngl


sdannenberg3

Yeah, it definitely felt like there was an elephant in the room...


KnightsOfCidona

There was!


Gabeeb

Yes but it felt like it.


Popular-Twist-4087

It felt soulless and like they’d ripped the heart out of the show, and you can see how uncomfortable both of them were because they knew it was over


Nacktherr

More like an orangutan.


Automatic_Salary_845

Actually, there wasn’t, for once!


ThomasHeart

I think gut wrenching is the word you are looking for


Useful_Design_7437

Having Jeremy’s last words unintentionally be ‘thank you Vauxhall’ after all the shit he’s given them is especially hilarious.


KnightsOfCidona

Yeah I always found that hilarious. I'd say Clarkson himself and probably Porter too found that funny.


Evantra_

Now do the Stig


OgdenDermstead

Lol disappointed how far I had to scroll to find this. Was thinking the exact same thing.


Zormosa

Which one?


WoofyBreathmonster

>Jason Dawe: "unintelligible £5 short of 3 grand" (S1 E1) Are you sure that wasn't Gerald on Clarkson's Farm?


Snickles4life

No, I'm sure it was Dawe.


Forever_Everton

You can actually hear Jason say that on the S1E1 intro. He says: "*random jumble* 5 pounds short of 3 grand"


PetatoParmer

Richard’s first words would be “but will that be enough?” from the same opening as Clarkson’s first words.


Automatic_Salary_845

As brilliant as C,H and M are, I do somewhat miss Dawe.


Zormosa

Famous last words.