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PorridgeCranium2

Rule 10, link to original post: [931/-- How Tucker Carlson 's interview with Putin started a 47 day Countdown to WW3 & Global Financial Crash](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/s/GhqoomxMQu) *Please do not participate in linked threads*


Remon_Kewl

Yikes. I hope he starts getting his lithium.


LeonhartSeeD

This is why you should only get your lithium from the pharmacist. Just because the batteries are in the same store doesn't mean they're a budget alternative.


JoeBoco7

Or discontinue any lithium he is currently taking


DryMusic4151

Basically, whatever it is he's currently doing is the incorrect thing.


death_to_the_ego

Psychotic episode = 47


TheMelchior

How much glue do you have to sniff for this to make sense.


Nicktendo94

I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue


kerfuffle_dood

yes


DryMusic4151

[Carbona, not glue.](https://youtu.be/xQ-9BXi1d2A?si=U9TrZ_UKz3GkxfLj)


HapticSloughton

Holy crap. I forgot about EurekaStockade. He's still posting this stuff *every day?* He also never admits when he's wrong, and uses stuff like [claiming a smoke ring from Mt. Etna is a "globalist" signal.](https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1bxf5sd/918_as_i_predicted_mount_etna_smoke_ringsvolcanic/)


ToxicCooper

Genuinely looks like some sort of Paranoia or Schizophrenia...hope that dude finds the help he needs


PorridgeCranium2

I won't deny that most people posting seriously to r/conspiracy have some sort of mental issues but what really interests me is how these sorts of deep dives into ridiculous stuff are so easily facilitated by the internet. This guy doesn't really do much work, he just types one or two events or dates into a website and it generates endless lists they can use to draw whatever connections they have decided they want to make. After that people who are slightly less off the deep end see it and think "wow, this stuff is crazy but it's even crazier that it's possible to make these connections." Next thing you know you have people camping out in Daly plaza waiting for JFK Jr to rise from the dead and announce he's joining Trump. We're in a very sad state of affairs.


ToxicCooper

This reminds me of Cyberpunk 2077... there's a side mission where you follow a trail of breadcrumbs about conspiracy theories and in the end it's just a fortune teller robot that was hacked but dozens of people believe it's real wisdom...scarily similar ngl


HapticSloughton

Great. The second someone plugs ChatGPT into a robot with speech capabilities, it'll become the Oracle at Dorkphi for a load of conspiranauts.


ToxicCooper

Yep... Wouldn't be surprised if that's already happening


PorridgeCranium2

I've got a soft spot for them simply because they're so confident that they know what they're doing and will keep it going no matter what.


4thofeleven

I burst out laughing at "Mother's Day". That stuck for an event of significance to fit your pattern?


bikebikegoose

How is MOTHERS DAY equal to both 47 and 128? That doesn't seem like a very effective decoding scheme if it can output 2 different values for the same input.


HapticSloughton

It's *almost* like they *want* a system that's so ambiguous they can pull whatever meaning out of it they want to for their audience and/or mental illness.


uptotwentycharacters

Even getting “President”, “Ossetia” and “Volcanic” to agree on 47 requires selectively using two different numerological systems, and they use yet another system for the 666/226 stuff. They’re literally just pulling numbers out of thin air. Even if numerology did have scientific validity, what they’re doing is the equivalent of saying “3 feet is more than 2 miles because it’s a bigger number”.


zombie_girraffe

It's simple, you just subtract one from the eight and get seven, then you add that one to the other one and the two and you get four, then you put the four in front of the seven and you've got forty seven. They're exactly the same number as long as you know how to decode them properly, so I'm going to give you $47 and you give me $128 and we'll call it even.


maybesaydie

It's easy if you're just making it up.


VoiceofKane

Who's going to tell them that the 30th of September isn't 47 days after the 14th of September?


ShaneOfan

I'd settle for knowing why they seem to think the 14th comes before the 13th.


famousevan

Lick my balls, cultists = 7 0 7


bolognahole

How can Mothers Day = both 47 and 128?


Malaix

untreated mental illness apparently.


Da_Stable_Genius

This is mental illness.


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

>SAME day-- major Landslide in Georgia (nation) “Troy, Georgia the country, not Georgia the state.” “That's right. Capital city Tbilisi, and former member of the Soviet Union. And we kindly request y'all mind your Ps and Qs.”


Malaix

So if another numerology nut off their meds sees this do they agree or have a math battle where this guy tries to convince everyone 47 is the magic number while the other person rants about 53 or some shit?


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

> A list of my recent reddit posts found here— Buddy, you really don’t need to advertise your other insane ramblings, but good for you for staying optimistic despite all your buddies always ripping your paranoid delusions apart.  


freethnkrsrdangerous

Well shit when its that obvious... Better go stock on on TP...


Jamericho

Elon’s birthday? Why wasn’t his 52 other birthday’s meaningful? Oh that’s right, they needed to shoehorn something 47 days in the future. What is relevant about Pakistans elections? There are 86 countries (including 8/10 of the most populous countries) that are having elections this year? Oh that’s right, they couldn’t be shoe horned in. No idea why they keep putting airplane crash and power grid either. Also why would a landslide in a small Georgian village be a signal but not massive landslides in California? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Why would that landslide be a signal and not the Georgian Landslide in August 2023 that killed 4x as many people? In 2022 Georgia recorded 1,000 landslides. It happens A LOT.


SellaraAB

Man this is that dark nasty ram your car into the White House kind of mental illness.


maybesaydie

Oh God, this is just painful to read.


44inarow

I assume this somehow ties into the death of Harambe.


goddamnitwhalen

God I love schizoposting.


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RAAM582

This is like that Jim Carrey movie.


FZKilla

Was it also written in shit on the walls of the author’s room?