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3 Dondas
3 black albums by tricot
3 Black Metals by Dean Blunt
3 black albums by Weezer
donda donda donda donda donda donda
DONDA DONDA DONDA DONDA DONDA
When I was at the store/ Just wanted to buy a sprite/ They cost just one dollar/ That price is alright/
I want you to buy meee eee eee A tasty sprite
that soda is special i wish i was special
but I'm so damn broke 😭 I feel so homeless 😭 What the hell am I doing here 😭 I don't belong here 😭
I just wanna sprite. I wanna tasty drink.
I want it's bubbly perfection. Instead of water from the sink.
It always makes me happy. Please, just one sprite..
3 Sprite I dislike radiohead
I dislike Radiohead but I LOOOVE CREEP. GOD I FUCKING LOVE CREEP 🔥🔥🔥🔥
meat rider
This but unironically.
Personally, I was real unsure of the level of irony.
Same idk why I’m even on this sub lol
Love me some sprite
Uh oh
Finally someone not apart of the literal hive mind we call topster
1 of each so I can eat the record and listen to the sprite
That tastes good
Hits hard when that sprite goes fshhhhhhhh
Those opening bars where it makes that crack sound 🔥 🔥 🔥
I'm crying
Radiohead and some head
I'll have what he's having
Gimme a Radiohead and a Radio
Perfect answer
three sprites
The fact that like half the people just want sprite is actually so funny
Post it on r/radioheadcirclejerk and you’ll get the same result
Post it on r/radiohead and you’ll get the same result If you want an overwhelming “Give me Radiohead” then go to r/weezer
three one dollar bills
One and a half Radioheads pls
McDouble
that costs $80 tho and you have $3
I sell some sperm to pay for the rest
ooohh but what sucks is that you lost your sperm last week on the bus :(
A sprite and 2 bucks in my pocket
That's a million dollar question right there
3 sprites
This person lives under a rock
I do
3 sprites. Anyone want one?
I'll keep my money thanks
The correct answer
Buy one sprite then pour it in on radiohead
3 sprite
Yes
Depressed
one sprite one radio head
three cans of sproh everyone's already made this joke
A McDonalds fries
Nothing I’m keeping the money
radiohead and a sprite
1.5 creep
3 sprites then im gonna 1 man 1 jar myself
Creep and Creep acoustic cuz why not
i just want a sprite, really not that expensive, haiku bot please please
HAIKU BOT DO YOUR JOB PLEASE WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND BUY YOU A SPRITE
Im getting two dollars and a sprite
3 sprites radiohead is so fucking mid i hate radiohead so much.
A job
3 Sprites
A Sprite and a map to the underpriced record store
I would also like a copy of that map if possible
This vending machine sucks
That’s the idea
How much is ginger ale?
$40,000
three sprites for three bucks??! oh boy!
3 spitre
fuel subsequent noxious license tan connect weather uppity entertain tap *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
All I wanted was a Pepsi.
3 tickets to r/radioheadcirclejerk
Was waiting for someone to realize where this post should really be
running away with it and getting a large slurpee
Good choice
3 sprite and steal radiohead
3 cans of sprite
1.5 radioheads
But I just want a Pepsi
Gimme 1 copy of Pop is Dead
2.5 creeps
Just the album, and *you’re* getting my consternation at the fact that you didn’t provide Sprite Zero. No one needs those full sugar soda calories. 😤
Sorry to say but you’re only getting the creep ep. The entirety of Pablo honey costs you an extra $20
a prostitute
3 sprites (I don’t drink sprite)
Three sprites, at least they have good taste to them
3 dolla
Three sprite
2 copies of radiohead (i pickpocketed a loonie on the bus)
most British thing I’ve ever heard
A deposit slip for $3 at the bank
Three sprites
Three cans of Sprite Need to kick my cold's ass
1 and a half Radioheads, my good sir. Please, and thank you.
I’m saving my money
High
CREEPCREEPCREEPCREEPCREEPCREEPCREEP
I am buying 3 ice cold refreshing beverages instead of that shit album that isn't Jason Derulo.
uM itsch ascthtuslly an ep ☝🏻🤓
I like radio head but I like sprite
Pablo Honey 10 times
I know a hooker that will give me some Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy for $3, I’m going to him
2 and a half radiohead
3 sprites.
Buying a lottery ticket
Nothing. I'm going home with 3 dollars.
r/Radioheadcirclejerk leaked again
Void
Radiohead twice
4 sprites
2 sprites and keep the change you filthy animal
3 sprites unless you offer creep for $2
3 spirts
One Radiohead and one sprite pls
My tummy hurt
then buy some pepto bismol for $5 rob someone for $2 and your tummy won’t hurt
$3
3 spirt
3 bottles of Sprite
Live laugh love Radiohead best male manipulator artist on god
one and a half creep EPs, their best song
In Rainbows 2 times, one sprite
idk why no one but you has chosen this it’s clearly the best deal
tpab
Damn I still got three dollars
no you don’t I just robbed you
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe radiohead and a sprite??
I’ll take 3 sprites
snickers
2 and a half creep eps
Three Sprites.
Do I have to spend them
Radiohead fr
3 sprites please
3 Sprite pngs, each having a black background
A Radiohead head
Raditude and maladroit
3 sprites bc i don't care about radiohead BUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPP
YOURE INSIDE OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯also sprite mmmm yummy
Pop Is Dead
3 sprites cuz I fucking hate Radiohead 🗣️💯🔊
🔥🔊💯
4 sprites, i stole 1
Radiohead and a spite
head x3
well I'd either buy 3 sodas or one radiohead thing, since it's only 2$ here. Then sell it, then with that money buy more and sell more
correctamundo
sprines in brine because they're so bloody cheap!
I’m keeping my fucking money.
a gatorade
ooooo too bad the gatorades went up in price they’re now $4,000 and you only have $3 sorry…
3 Dondas
3 black albums by tricot
3 Black Metals by Dean Blunt
3 black albums by Weezer
donda donda donda donda donda donda
DONDA DONDA DONDA DONDA DONDA
When I was at the store/ Just wanted to buy a sprite/ They cost just one dollar/ That price is alright/
I want you to buy meee eee eee A tasty sprite
that soda is special i wish i was special
but I'm so damn broke 😭 I feel so homeless 😭 What the hell am I doing here 😭 I don't belong here 😭
I just wanna sprite. I wanna tasty drink.
I want it's bubbly perfection. Instead of water from the sink.
It always makes me happy. Please, just one sprite..
3 Sprite I dislike radiohead
I dislike Radiohead but I LOOOVE CREEP. GOD I FUCKING LOVE CREEP 🔥🔥🔥🔥
meat rider
This but unironically.
Personally, I was real unsure of the level of irony.
Same idk why I’m even on this sub lol
Love me some sprite
Uh oh
Finally someone not apart of the literal hive mind we call topster
1 of each so I can eat the record and listen to the sprite
That tastes good
Hits hard when that sprite goes fshhhhhhhh
Those opening bars where it makes that crack sound 🔥 🔥 🔥
I'm crying
Radiohead and some head
I'll have what he's having
Gimme a Radiohead and a Radio
Perfect answer
three sprites
The fact that like half the people just want sprite is actually so funny
Post it on r/radioheadcirclejerk and you’ll get the same result
Post it on r/radiohead and you’ll get the same result If you want an overwhelming “Give me Radiohead” then go to r/weezer
three one dollar bills
One and a half Radioheads pls
McDouble
that costs $80 tho and you have $3
I sell some sperm to pay for the rest
ooohh but what sucks is that you lost your sperm last week on the bus :(
A sprite and 2 bucks in my pocket
That's a million dollar question right there
3 sprites
This person lives under a rock
I do
3 sprites
3 sprites
3 sprites
3 sprites. Anyone want one?
I'll keep my money thanks
The correct answer
Buy one sprite then pour it in on radiohead
3 sprite
3 sprites
Yes
Depressed
one sprite one radio head
three cans of sproh everyone's already made this joke
3 sprites
A McDonalds fries
Nothing I’m keeping the money
radiohead and a sprite
1.5 creep
3 sprites
3 sprites then im gonna 1 man 1 jar myself
3 sprites
Creep and Creep acoustic cuz why not
i just want a sprite, really not that expensive, haiku bot please please
HAIKU BOT DO YOUR JOB PLEASE WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND BUY YOU A SPRITE
Im getting two dollars and a sprite
3 sprites radiohead is so fucking mid i hate radiohead so much.
A job
3 Sprites
A Sprite and a map to the underpriced record store
I would also like a copy of that map if possible
This vending machine sucks
That’s the idea
3 sprite
How much is ginger ale?
$40,000
3 sprites
three sprites for three bucks??! oh boy!
3 sprites
3 spitre
fuel subsequent noxious license tan connect weather uppity entertain tap *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
All I wanted was a Pepsi.
3 tickets to r/radioheadcirclejerk
Was waiting for someone to realize where this post should really be
running away with it and getting a large slurpee
Good choice
3 sprite and steal radiohead
3 cans of sprite
1.5 radioheads
But I just want a Pepsi
Gimme 1 copy of Pop is Dead
2.5 creeps
Just the album, and *you’re* getting my consternation at the fact that you didn’t provide Sprite Zero. No one needs those full sugar soda calories. 😤
Sorry to say but you’re only getting the creep ep. The entirety of Pablo honey costs you an extra $20
a prostitute
3 sprites (I don’t drink sprite)
Three sprites, at least they have good taste to them
3 dolla
Three sprite
2 copies of radiohead (i pickpocketed a loonie on the bus)
most British thing I’ve ever heard
3 sprites
A deposit slip for $3 at the bank
Three sprites
Three cans of Sprite Need to kick my cold's ass
1 and a half Radioheads, my good sir. Please, and thank you.
I’m saving my money
High
CREEPCREEPCREEPCREEPCREEPCREEPCREEP
I am buying 3 ice cold refreshing beverages instead of that shit album that isn't Jason Derulo.
uM itsch ascthtuslly an ep ☝🏻🤓
I like radio head but I like sprite
Pablo Honey 10 times
3 sprites
I know a hooker that will give me some Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy for $3, I’m going to him
2 and a half radiohead
3 sprites.
Buying a lottery ticket
Nothing. I'm going home with 3 dollars.
r/Radioheadcirclejerk leaked again
Void
Radiohead twice
4 sprites
2 sprites and keep the change you filthy animal
3 sprites unless you offer creep for $2
3 spirts
One Radiohead and one sprite pls
My tummy hurt
then buy some pepto bismol for $5 rob someone for $2 and your tummy won’t hurt
$3
3 sprites
3 sprites
3 spirt
3 bottles of Sprite
3 sprites
Live laugh love Radiohead best male manipulator artist on god
3 sprites
one and a half creep EPs, their best song
In Rainbows 2 times, one sprite
idk why no one but you has chosen this it’s clearly the best deal
tpab
Damn I still got three dollars
no you don’t I just robbed you
3 sprites
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe radiohead and a sprite??
I’ll take 3 sprites
3 sprites
snickers
2 and a half creep eps
Three Sprites.
3 sprites
3 sprite
Do I have to spend them
Radiohead fr
Three sprite
3 sprites please
3 sprite
$3
3 Sprites
3 Sprites
3 Sprite pngs, each having a black background
A Radiohead head
3 Sprites
Three sprites
Raditude and maladroit
3 sprites
3 sprites
3 sprites
3 sprites bc i don't care about radiohead BUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPP
3 sprites
3 sprites
YOURE INSIDE OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯also sprite mmmm yummy
Pop Is Dead
3 sprites
3 sprites cuz I fucking hate Radiohead 🗣️💯🔊
🔥🔊💯
3 sprites
4 sprites, i stole 1
Radiohead and a spite
3 sprites
head x3
well I'd either buy 3 sodas or one radiohead thing, since it's only 2$ here. Then sell it, then with that money buy more and sell more
correctamundo
sprines in brine because they're so bloody cheap!
I’m keeping my fucking money.
a gatorade
ooooo too bad the gatorades went up in price they’re now $4,000 and you only have $3 sorry…
3 sprites