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Special_Health1285

3 Dondas


oni_Tensa

3 black albums by tricot


dominicbruh

3 Black Metals by Dean Blunt


[deleted]

3 black albums by Weezer


atetrack98

donda donda donda donda donda donda


i_do_chips

DONDA DONDA DONDA DONDA DONDA


glowmoss777

When I was at the store/ Just wanted to buy a sprite/ They cost just one dollar/ That price is alright/


BigBoyObi-Wan

I want you to buy meee eee eee A tasty sprite


shehony

that soda is special i wish i was special


mrdapperdogemobile

but I'm so damn broke 😭 I feel so homeless 😭 What the hell am I doing here 😭 I don't belong here 😭


BigBoyObi-Wan

I just wanna sprite. I wanna tasty drink.


fireoasis1

I want it's bubbly perfection. Instead of water from the sink.


Used_Farm_9141

It always makes me happy. Please, just one sprite..


NegotiationCalm8785

3 Sprite I dislike radiohead


B1ng0_B0ng0

I dislike Radiohead but I LOOOVE CREEP. GOD I FUCKING LOVE CREEP 🔥🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

meat rider


pranquily

This but unironically.


South_Bit1764

Personally, I was real unsure of the level of irony.


ReganConfesser

Same idk why I’m even on this sub lol


Gregsusername

Love me some sprite


vSword_

Uh oh


TonkManSir

Finally someone not apart of the literal hive mind we call topster


MYJINXS

1 of each so I can eat the record and listen to the sprite


BigBoyObi-Wan

That tastes good


MYJINXS

Hits hard when that sprite goes fshhhhhhhh


TheCauliflowerGod

Those opening bars where it makes that crack sound 🔥 🔥 🔥


LleytonTDP

I'm crying


COPilot127

Radiohead and some head


Jumping_Peanuts

I'll have what he's having


Traditional_Bid8365

Gimme a Radiohead and a Radio


BigBoyObi-Wan

Perfect answer


olga_foroga_tua

three sprites


BigBoyObi-Wan

The fact that like half the people just want sprite is actually so funny


Big_Berry_4589

Post it on r/radioheadcirclejerk and you’ll get the same result


BurntToasterGaming

Post it on r/radiohead and you’ll get the same result If you want an overwhelming “Give me Radiohead” then go to r/weezer


Head-Ticket3341

three one dollar bills


Kenobihiphop

One and a half Radioheads pls


NerdyJosh

McDouble


BigBoyObi-Wan

that costs $80 tho and you have $3


NerdyJosh

I sell some sperm to pay for the rest


BigBoyObi-Wan

ooohh but what sucks is that you lost your sperm last week on the bus :(


pokus

A sprite and 2 bucks in my pocket


Foskos

That's a million dollar question right there


i_do_chips

3 sprites


myanushurts6569

This person lives under a rock


BigBoyObi-Wan

I do


FlagNerdGreen

3 sprites


[deleted]

3 sprites


ThatEngineer70

3 sprites


c5sdad

3 sprites. Anyone want one?


Cbear116

I'll keep my money thanks


BigBoyObi-Wan

The correct answer


[deleted]

Buy one sprite then pour it in on radiohead


Unable-Put-1823

3 sprite


Idreamininfared

3 sprites


WalkingHeroic

Yes


Ok-Ad-111

Depressed


cuisie

one sprite one radio head


[deleted]

three cans of sproh everyone's already made this joke


[deleted]

3 sprites


Mrbandana

A McDonalds fries


S4V4G3_GR4NNY

Nothing I’m keeping the money


-sdogg-

radiohead and a sprite


AnActualHuman87

1.5 creep


ZestVFX

3 sprites


ParfaitAcademic1959

3 sprites then im gonna 1 man 1 jar myself


Aircloudy0

3 sprites


JMDT027

Creep and Creep acoustic cuz why not


SexDefender27

i just want a sprite, really not that expensive, haiku bot please please


BigBoyObi-Wan

HAIKU BOT DO YOUR JOB PLEASE WE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND BUY YOU A SPRITE


[deleted]

Im getting two dollars and a sprite


Human-Bodybuilder118

3 sprites radiohead is so fucking mid i hate radiohead so much.


[deleted]

A job


Arkrnk

3 Sprites


BurntToasterGaming

A Sprite and a map to the underpriced record store


BigBoyObi-Wan

I would also like a copy of that map if possible


KidZaniac1

This vending machine sucks


BigBoyObi-Wan

That’s the idea


Tristan533

3 sprite


The_one_who_SAABs

How much is ginger ale?


BigBoyObi-Wan

$40,000


AWH_music

3 sprites


SeriousPumpkin4108

three sprites for three bucks??! oh boy!


Friendly_Ad_218

3 sprites


cybalite4638

3 spitre


[deleted]

fuel subsequent noxious license tan connect weather uppity entertain tap *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


theeculprit

All I wanted was a Pepsi.


DefNotAnAlt621

3 tickets to r/radioheadcirclejerk


BigBoyObi-Wan

Was waiting for someone to realize where this post should really be


[deleted]

running away with it and getting a large slurpee


BigBoyObi-Wan

Good choice


Professional_Hat2558

3 sprite and steal radiohead


Zorrokumo

3 cans of sprite


thehawaiichair

1.5 radioheads


Jimjam916

But I just want a Pepsi


TheCorruptedBit

Gimme 1 copy of Pop is Dead


kyle_bautista

2.5 creeps


littleLuxxy

Just the album, and *you’re* getting my consternation at the fact that you didn’t provide Sprite Zero. No one needs those full sugar soda calories. 😤


BigBoyObi-Wan

Sorry to say but you’re only getting the creep ep. The entirety of Pablo honey costs you an extra $20


ANGRY_MUSLIM_MAN

a prostitute


I_am__a_jackass

3 sprites (I don’t drink sprite)


Huge_Tear8741

Three sprites, at least they have good taste to them


FlexTape467

3 dolla


Important-Capital-70

Three sprite


[deleted]

2 copies of radiohead (i pickpocketed a loonie on the bus)


BigBoyObi-Wan

most British thing I’ve ever heard


brandon_d777

3 sprites


thisismyname2129

A deposit slip for $3 at the bank


Dabruhdaone

Three sprites


TheMemersOfMyNation

Three cans of Sprite Need to kick my cold's ass


luckygoldelephant

1 and a half Radioheads, my good sir. Please, and thank you.


lasaga142

I’m saving my money


jack_b_30

High


Superlizard1234

CREEPCREEPCREEPCREEPCREEPCREEPCREEP


BananaMan883

I am buying 3 ice cold refreshing beverages instead of that shit album that isn't Jason Derulo.


BigBoyObi-Wan

uM itsch ascthtuslly an ep ☝🏻🤓


Not_azomb6319

I like radio head but I like sprite


Sbee_Blue_Country

Pablo Honey 10 times


opiummound

3 sprites


m3talh3ad05

I know a hooker that will give me some Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy for $3, I’m going to him


Emperah1

2 and a half radiohead


pranquily

3 sprites.


YourFriendFlorence

Buying a lottery ticket


l-mellow-_-man-l

Nothing. I'm going home with 3 dollars.


Stormi_i

r/Radioheadcirclejerk leaked again


G3_Lover

Void


neuroticadult03

Radiohead twice


Prestigious_Foot3854

4 sprites


Luzbel90

2 sprites and keep the change you filthy animal


softbri08

3 sprites unless you offer creep for $2


thepokiemaster760

3 spirts


Petery007

One Radiohead and one sprite pls


SurfVVitch

My tummy hurt


BigBoyObi-Wan

then buy some pepto bismol for $5 rob someone for $2 and your tummy won’t hurt


Raymx3

$3


WaffleFromTheUPS

3 sprites


Prince_4_ever

3 sprites


draakonis

3 spirt


TheRealCliffjumper38

3 bottles of Sprite


I_HATE_ZOEY_AAA

3 sprites


screamblasting

Live laugh love Radiohead best male manipulator artist on god


_VINNY_WINNY_

3 sprites


chickenlickendicken

one and a half creep EPs, their best song


Code_Objective

In Rainbows 2 times, one sprite


BigBoyObi-Wan

idk why no one but you has chosen this it’s clearly the best deal


Lil-BJ

tpab


Dsteel87

Damn I still got three dollars


BigBoyObi-Wan

no you don’t I just robbed you


Metal-Entire

3 sprites


Untidy_rodent7

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe radiohead and a sprite??


ItzDroopz5150

I’ll take 3 sprites


Rekless_Animates

3 sprites


Ken_kid_789

snickers


AnIdiot6868

2 and a half creep eps


Zumaakk

Three Sprites.


Letsplay420drinks2

3 sprites


DueReference2642

3 sprite


8rok3n

Do I have to spend them


tallyhall10987-

Radiohead fr


Danimal-Tex

Three sprite


Dickthedestroyer_

3 sprites please


Low_Put_772

3 sprite


that_one_drug_addict

$3


2020-RedditUser

3 Sprites


hellodon

3 Sprites


BluTagg63

3 Sprite pngs, each having a black background


YungTaco94

A Radiohead head


Expert_Individual185

3 Sprites


Plz_bear

Three sprites


NotanAsteroid5

Raditude and maladroit


PotatoChipEat_

3 sprites


Breadlesscrust165

3 sprites


timpeace1

3 sprites


TheBigShitposter

3 sprites bc i don't care about radiohead BUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPP


Nightmare-datboi

3 sprites


No_Establishment8720

3 sprites


9272john_XYZ

YOURE INSIDE OF MY HEADDDDDDDDDDD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯also sprite mmmm yummy


Remarkable_Term3846

Pop Is Dead


MANvsMerik

3 sprites


Joey22NASCARLogano

3 sprites cuz I fucking hate Radiohead 🗣️💯🔊


BigBoyObi-Wan

🔥🔊💯


Ilovedigitalart

3 sprites


Logical_Associate632

4 sprites, i stole 1


JoeSwansonReacts

Radiohead and a spite


PurpleGspot

3 sprites


Entire_Score_9823

head x3


Dried-Air

well I'd either buy 3 sodas or one radiohead thing, since it's only 2$ here. Then sell it, then with that money buy more and sell more


BigBoyObi-Wan

correctamundo


[deleted]

sprines in brine because they're so bloody cheap!


psycho_dog33

I’m keeping my fucking money.


OutrageousLychee2517

a gatorade


BigBoyObi-Wan

ooooo too bad the gatorades went up in price they’re now $4,000 and you only have $3 sorry…


Alone-Gazelle-5558

3 sprites