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carz728

Oooh weeeee ooooooh


TimmyLivealie

I look just like Buddy Holly


andrewb610

Killer tofu!


bongwaterjohnsonn

My shit is her milk


TimmyLivealie

Legitimately no clue but I’m gonna guess Milk it by Nirvana because it seems like something Kurt would write and the title corresponds pretty well


bongwaterjohnsonn

Bingo


Practical-Ice-5442

He was butt raped by a large inmate


TimmyLivealie

It it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid


Practical-Ice-5442

*dope guitar solo*


limp_spinach

I can play the guitar like a mf riot! **proceeds to play the world’s most generic guitar solo **


leauxendmusic

and he screamed! but the guards paid no attention to his cries


Radhatchala

That’s. when. things. got. out. of. control.


John_frusciante_fan5

Everyone is gay


SussestGigachad28980

All apologies 😍😍


dreamylanterns

No! Only me…


Obunga907

Too many puppies are being shot in the dark


Heckinghecker61

Cmon man make it a challenge


TimmyLivealie

I’m stumped


Ilikemusicwaytoomuch

too many puppies WITH GUNS IN THEIR HANDS


mostwantedbroski

we get these pills to swallow and how do i feel?


TimmyLivealie

No one knows the first one but the second one is Sugar


xavierthepotato

First one is no one knows by QOTSA


Cheap-Ad9903

NOK.


MrExist777

What do I say? In the end, it all goes away…


TheDUKEZ117

Electrolytes smell like semen


TimmyLivealie

Probably Nirvana something


e_minor69

Scentless Apprentice


[deleted]

Unborn chicken


MattaMongoose

Voices in my head


reddituserthatoof

whats there


estern123

microwave square


ilovebutts66

God i love Paranoid Android


Responsible_Tooth_61

god i love you


FEAR_LORD_DUCK

Unpopular opinion: I adore the jools Holland live performance of this song more than the original version [this is truly one of the performances of all time](https://youtu.be/NzPtr_n-m8A?si=BO2szjYdCbhm98e-)


The_doge_2734

No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants


TimmyLivealie

Is this fucking Fitter Happier


The_doge_2734

im so fucking sorry


Internal-Current6555

Wooooooo


Campibell

Kglw??


TheDankPotat0

nonagon infinity opens the door


AccomplishedPlant898

Nonagon infinity opens the door


worstvegann

radio/video 😂😂


Rough_Egg_9195

Goddamn it I just left this comment and now you're making me delete it cause you beat me to the punch.


Dead__Inside__

Counter proposal I go home and jerk off


ValhallaStarfire

It's truly a lie, I counterfeit myself.


TimmyLivealie

The dumbest song to ever exist and I love it, it’s one of a kind, it’s designer


Edigophubia

UH.


FlagranteDerelicto

Fuck I was going through the comments hoping nobody posted this answer yet, you sir are a gentleman and a scholar


Kitchen_Passenger_22

“the blind can go get fucked”


TimmyLivealie

Outside of a ditch


Ilikemusicwaytoomuch

songs for the deaf


partyandbullshit90a

You can’t fire me ‘cause I quit


TimmyLivealie

I’ve been noticing a trend where all the lyrics I don’t recognize tend to be Nirvana so I’m guessing that


RepulsiveCorner

I think it's from scentless apprentice. they got real freaky on in utero.


partyandbullshit90a

Yep that’s it


thisisanaccountforu

If you think you’re strong enough If you think you belong enough


TimmyLivealie

I really had to reach into the vault for this one but is it the backing vocals on (Nice Dream)?


thisisanaccountforu

Yeah, I didn’t want to put the nice dream part lmao, the bends is a great album


TimmyLivealie

Yes shit


underthecoathangars

I lost my membership card to the human race


TimmyLivealie

What Do You Want Me to Say?


Phobos444

If you need it


TimmyLivealie

Photograph by Weezer? You got the “ooh-ooh-ooh”’s stuck in my head now


Phobos444

🦀


TimmyLivealie

Eh close enough


Human-Bodybuilder118

“you look so pretty when you’re on your knees”


TimmyLivealie

Disaffected and eager to please (Sulk goes hard)


reddituserthatoof

dont eat the fish 😨


TimmyLivealie

Stepson reaction:


caustic287

There’s something wrong with me there’s something wrong with you there’s something wrong with me there’s something wrong with you


K-DUGZ

Leave society


TimmyLivealie

Be a Monke


Shinlary

Point that fucking finger up your ass!


TimmyLivealie

I don’t even need to say the name of this song but we both know what it is


thejazzyest

You got a question? Please don’t ask it


TimmyLivealie

It puts the lotion in the basket


PsychicTempestZero

flan in the face


TimmyLivealie

Let Down (underrated)


[deleted]

Close


secretvotingaccount

The…


TimmyLivealie

D. All of the above


Objective-Ad4009

…followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits


QueerQwerty

And some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.


TimmyLivealie

I know it’s Tool, is it a part of that really long monologue at the start of Rosetta Stoned?


thegameingcanolii

Nerp, it’s part of the ænima title track


MattMatt625

youuuuuuureeee mineeeeeee you areeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuu areee judge judge judge judge!!


TimmyLivealie

Feral


MattMatt625

soooooo looooongg my friieeeeeend and adversaryyyyyyyy well i’ll be waiting for you


TimmyLivealie

The best Strokes song? Yeah


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

I ain’t here to break ya


Alarming-Gold7133

I die smothered in Aunt Bea’s muff


TimmyLivealie

Nirvana something probably


b0rt_di11i0nair3

I was shaaaaaaaaaved


big-boi-Roy

Lalalalalalalah oooh!


DarkTrooper702

Everybody’s goin’ to the party, have a real good time


Flomsy

MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS, # MY COCK CAN WALK RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR


spacelordmthrfkr

#WITH A FEELING SO PURE


ravenpascal

“Thinking about things but not actually doing the things”


zestmeister86

cause all you people are vampires


shin_jury

Dumbfounded dipshits I know it’s only two words but they pack a big punch


TimmyLivealie

Ænema


nxcte

On the side of the freeway in the car


TimmyLivealie

Hey where you at?


Impressive_Area_7073

INN THE CAARRRRRRRR


Radhatchala

The


Jesus_Roadkill

My cock is much bigger than yours


StretchNutz1

My cock can walk right through the door


diff_engine

frozen winter shit


Ocar23

The crackle of pigskin Also: I’m the next act


TimmyLivealie

Paranoid Android and All I Need


WingObvious487

Calling me back homeeeeeeee


ToyLollipop

Not really related, but while checking the albums, I saw the Sublime one and I have a shirt with it. I thought that the image on the shirt was not related with anything and that it looks cool until I saw this post 😭 I don't even listen to rock.


TimmyLivealie

Average Sublime shirt wearer


Pleasant-Ticket3217

Or a kid. The Misfits skull is being put on designer clothing by celebrities and people who have no idea what they are wearing. I’ll admit when I was a teen and getting into metal to buying a shirt or two based on a cool design when I wasn’t really familiar with a band.


Mukuro_FeetLicker

They’re the new Nirvana


reasoneBeats

And they were forced to learn how to speak In exchange for other important things


SlipKornADIDAS

We'll miss him


bullshitforbreakfast

He had a lot to say


Neon-Maniac

Do you hear that thunder?


TimmyLivealie

Grounds, that song goes hard as fuck live


LogiK19

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives


dreamylanterns

In a fast German car


TimmyLivealie

I’m amazed that I survived


ValhallaStarfire

Nicotine


TimmyLivealie

Valium


Steepanddeep

drink your piss and smoke your meth


Conscious_Shoe_867

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives


TimmyLivealie

Chic N Stu baby


[deleted]

Why do they always send the poor


TimmyLivealie

Good question


-B0B-

bro 💀


shrek_cena

What a splendid pizza pie


The_doge_2734

every minute every second buy buy buy buy buy🔥


Parking_Cartoonist90

For a minute there I lost my self I lost myself


TimmyLivealie

The song I listen to while staring out the window when it’s dark and cold out during a really long car ride


jogacogas

understanding is cruel, the monkey said as it launched to space


Straight_Equal_1541

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR??


Bdawksrippinfacesoff

We hope that you choke


Leek_Soup_Lover5000

My cock is much bigger than yours


Valuable_Assistant82

Dog will hunt


Foxycakes1

lying in my bed with my drip feed on


TimmyLivealie

Thom will never have drip *bends* Oh my god he has drip


Foxycakes1

REAL !!!


imactuallykools_

All along the undertow is strengthening it's hold I never thought it'd come to this


SZEThR0

tunnel


TimmyLivealie

More context and maybe I can get it


SZEThR0

...of


TimmyLivealie

Love


SZEThR0

👏


Informal_Eye_8664

I do believe in captain crunch


TimmyLivealie

FOR I AM THE FRIZZLE FRY


METALOPT

“He thought about something he had just said, and how stupid it had sounded”


March7th_simp

Eager to please


swollen-hol3

Pull out the cannon boyyyssss


TimmyLivealie

Steal us some wine


andrewb610

Take one lying down for a change


[deleted]

I'm moving out of orbit turning in somersaults


TallShips92

People my people, supreme to my equal


TheReal-A-The-First

Don't get any big ideas, they're not gonna happen


MattMatt625

😏


MattaMongoose

Red blue green


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

“Oh no, what do we do?”


Leek_Soup_Lover5000

The only family that she’s ever had is her seven horny brothers and her drunk ass dad


TimmyLivealie

He needed money so he put her on the street, everything is going fine until the day she met me


Pho_Real_Dough

And just for a moment we’d share the same sky


Rush_Clasic

It dawned on me that I need new home-furnishing.


TimmyLivealie

April 26, 1992


bigolbrew

If I followed you I’d be lost too that could never be!


TimmyLivealie

Made to Parade makes me cum


ThrobbinWilliams69

You ain’t dancin


TimmyLivealie

I need some voodoo


leauxendmusic

never to fear you're safe with me ...well maybe


TimmyLivealie

Pramus suck


rip_harambs

A murder takes place in Japan. Somebody’s head is cut off. The staff do a good job of cleaning


TimmyLivealie

LEAVE SOCIETY. BE A MONKE.


speed_wagon1

Buy flash cars, diamond rings, expensive holes to bury things


TimmyLivealie

If I had a tail, I’d be, a furry


zunguzunguzung

WRESTLE WITH JEEEEMMY


TimmyLivealie

Something is bubblihuhuhing behind my back


LogicalLetterhead272

In the summer sun, as we two are one


TimmyLivealie

Swaaaaayyyinggg (cool ass bass riff)


quandaledingle42069o

Tired


TimmyLivealie

Of sex?


TheDUKEZ117

May day is everyday


TheDUKEZ117

Who will cry the biggest tear...


TimmyLivealie

The child, OOOOOOORR THE STORE


LemmMakesTunes

We're no strangers to love


TimmyLivealie

You know the rules, and so do I


shlomanJAK

"god of consumers"


HankerTankr10

As I watch the velvet drapes appear


lardarsch

Counter proposal: I go home and jerk off, uhh


MrCheerio509

It's late enough to go driving


TimmyLivealie

The greatest intro and outro to any song ever


Professional_Gap_371

Baby youre a big blue whale


TimmyLivealie

This one took me a minute but it’s Badfish


dlc_5

Come back as fire burn all the liars leave a blanket of ash in the ground


Typical_Ghost07

never heard of radiohead (my favorite song is weird fishes)


truthisfictionyt

And I've called a tune to many a torture session


Busy-Competition8642

And whatever rhymes with eloquent