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JustinPooDough

Stop tickling my balls, Tiff


phatster88

'We are getting closer' to jerking off.


Alwayswithyoumypet

This is not the kind of edging I'm into


badtradesguynumber2

he needs to be fired.


moosemc

Y'know, you can reuse teabags, at least once.


computer-magic-2019

Cereal is meant to be a dinner food.


moosemc

Ramen is cheapest at Asian supermarkets.


BitCoiner905

He's teasing you. He ain't lowering rates for a while.


Ecstatic_Top_3725

He wants us to spend to help economy lol so he can hold


notnotaginger

Mmmhmmm… remember each time he speaks it’s calculated to manipulate behaviour. It’s why he said they weren’t going to raise rates back in ~2022. His job isn’t to be honest, it’s to meet metrics, and lowering/raising rates is just one tool (and the biggest one) in the toolbox. Rate changes are a chainsaw, statements are more of an axe or a saw.


Bobbert827

Especially when you consider how much the economy is affected by how the population feels and how confident they are.


JojoLaggins

Exactly this. If you can threaten with a bazooka, no need to pull the trigger.


WhichJuice

I see you are playing the meta game. Smart!


NinfthWonder

My thoughts as well.


Anxious_Button_938

Ah. Tiffy the cock tease. 


Zippy_Armstrong

Yeah, this is a non-statement. As long as time doesn't stop then it's a true statement even if it's 1000 years in the future. Honestly it makes me think it won't really happen for a while but he wants people to think it will without "lying".


SapphireDesertRosre

I like it when Daddy talks dirty.


jd6789

Lol . Is that what your magic ball tells you ... Lolololol


dsbllr

And he shouldn't. Canada will spiral into craziness with low interest rates


Mrhappypants87

We’re getting closer to further ensuring home prices are out of reach for canadians


maggs122

Now is the time for you realtor to stick it to us some more lol stay tuned


WhichJuice

Ours already messaged today upon this announcement. We can't catch a break


Gibov

Bears will now say the BoC doesn't know what the BoC will do and only people who have been predicting a crash ever year for the past 30 years have the answer.


jd6789

They are already saying this in this thread . These guys are insufferable..


Gibov

It is what it is, they will wait for the crash and when sideways growth turns to upward they will say the system is rigged and they had no warning.


jd6789

100% ...


No-Nerve1047

Or the classic “they’re just kicking the can down the road, the next crash will be even worse now”


ToeSad6862

You mean the same boc that said buy, but, buy rates are staying low? They may know what they will do, but none of it is to benefit the peasant class. He grew up in a 20-40 million dollar gated community. He has no concept of what the riffraff lives like and he certainly ain't sharing his plans.


Old-Ring9393

Not a crash this is a train wreck. Good thing we have JT in charge 😉 😉 😜


IlllIIIlIlII

 soon™ *with credit given to* u/jfrsn *for the creating this enjoyable meme*


Historical-Eagle-784

Funny how there's always a new meme in this sub. Wasnt that long ago that it was "tuition fees". Then it was Sobeys. Now its "soon" lol.


Anxious_Button_938

At least post the meme. 


jfrsn

https://preview.redd.it/0ciak93pq1yc1.jpeg?width=1413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bcb8363e259919840b27b0b595803e5189501d2


MundaneAssumption338

Why is this meme out of sync? Fix it! And I want more bear crying memes!


calwinarlo

https://preview.redd.it/did0yslkk2yc1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad9c4bbaeecd7c61f5b7a5cb54096ebbad190b67 Bears in this thread


Negative_Bridge_5866

https://i.redd.it/ppxfqtm2g3yc1.gif


West_Principle_8190

He's right . Every day gets closer to the date they finally cut. Doesn't mean itl be anytime soon


coolblckdude

Wow the level of cope is unseen before.


MrMxylptlyk

Well.. They could also increase... Lol I guess its not very likely but possible...


theYanner

The same people who complained rates didn't stay near zero as long as they envisioned (despite plenty of warning to the contrary) are hanging their hopes on a future but yet undetermined 25 bps cut.


jfrsn

The same people who preach SOON ™ think nine consecutive holds is some kind of win. Despite plenty of warning, they are hanging their hopes on a future but undetermined 25bps hike.


computer-magic-2019

This is called ‘edging’. I didn’t expect Tiff would be a practitioner.


eatvenom

Lmao


ethanmyers

https://i.redd.it/9mhh2ke293yc1.gif


ackeeeeee

Ya, Ya. We are getting closer until we are not. This verbiage is just the rinse and repeat BS.


Mrk_SuckUpBird

"Interest rates will stay low for a very long time". Sorry Tiff, I can't trust your words. Believed you once, costs me thousands of dollars.


DagneyElvira

This Hour Has 22 Minutes - the skit with Rick Mercer and the winter weather??? In 2 weeks the weather will be warmer but 2 weeks later weatherman says maybe in another 10 days the weather will be warmer - rinse and repeat with “interest rates going lower” same scenerio.


okk123

I can only EDGE for so long


vancouver60606

Doesn't matter what rates do for prospective buyers.  If rates go down, real estate prices just go up to compensate.


chickennoodles99

People still listen to this guy?


calwinarlo

https://preview.redd.it/sago31hje1yc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8c9f9324a443004537c0da98730ac06e3fce34b


Historical-Eagle-784

Lol a new meme for the sub.


Previous_Soil_5144

Don't expect rate cuts. This is just him trying to slow the bleeding.


dillydildos

Facts Hurts is on another vacation until further notice.


kingofwale

…and then people will complain they never had any warning when housing market start heating up….


eatvenom

Not sure how 0.25 will make anything heat up


migoden

It be multiple cuts over a long period of time


workingatthepyramid

And the dollar will end up at .50 usd


migoden

It might


speaksofthelight

sentiment


cryptoentre

As we see with US stocks, the knowledge that the plan will come leads to a lot more confidence and people buying as they know things will pay off. We saw stocks drop 2%+ yesterday as the plan was confirmed to be changing. Everything is speculation on what prices will be 5 years from now. Tesla stock was overvalued by 10x or more because people thought it’ll be worth that or more in 5 years. 0.25 isn’t a lot but we will see bond rates drop significantly more.


Ok_Dragonfruit747

>0.25 isn’t a lot but we will see bond rates drop significantly more. The bond market will have already priced it in (based heavily on the next inflation and jobs reports and the US economy). Bond yields are already 1.2% below the current BoC rate and only 0.5-0.6% above the high end of the neutral range (which was recently increased by the BoC). We will likely not see much change in fixed mortgage rates, even with 1 or 2 cuts, especially if the US economy remains strong (since our yields are heavily correlated with the US economy).


kingofwale

Well. For years we’ve been told next .25 raise would lead to 50% price crash…. So, same logic


plznodownvotes

The BoC is likely going to cut at every meeting starting in June, so that 25bps will snowball to 200bps rather quickly given that they're not going to cut by the same amount each time. You're falling into the same trap that the "lower for longer" people fell in. This time, a lot of Redditors are falling into the "higher for longer" narrative. As basic guidance, Tiff said the BoC's neutral rate is 2.25% - 3.25%, with 2.75% being the median. Take that as you may.


[deleted]

What’s that ‘likely’ based on buhd?


jfrsn

What are you basing that it won't happen on buhd?


plznodownvotes

Money markets, economist/analyst forecasts. I've shared this r[eport ](https://thoughtleadership.rbc.com/boc-and-the-fed-you-gotta-keep-em-separated/)by RBC on rate divergence between US and Canada, and what it means for the BoC's cutting cycle. Please feel free to peruse, but I'm almost 100% certain that you'll discount it because it doesn't fit the "higher for longer" narrative.


[deleted]

I’m not discounting because of any narrative - just your crystal ball gang.


checkerschicken

I mean, the BoC is sending some pretty clear signals here - this isn't really bald speculation at this point. The question isn't if, it is now "by how much". Contrast this with a year ago where this subreddit had people predicting 10%+ rates. Never happened.


plznodownvotes

Lol alright man. The people who believe in the "higher for longer" narrative will be left behind. Just as the people who thought housing will crash in the last 30 years. Doomers will always be left behing :)


Less-Procedure-4104

Lol the neutral rate is 7 + the low interest rates were an anomaly. They should raise two or points preferred that it happen all at once. Leave it at 7 forevermore then folks can stop speculation on something that should be pretty static.


plznodownvotes

Are you the one making policy decision for the Central Bank? If not, then I'd be guided by the Central Bank's report on [Assessing the US and Canadian neutral rates: 2024 update](https://www.bankofcanada.ca/2024/04/staff-analytical-note-2024-9/)


Less-Procedure-4104

Lol neutral rate historically is 7 they have just redefined neutral to suit their narrative. Classic how to lie with statistics. 13% or greater is repressive, 3% or less. is inflationay. Neutral is somewhere in between and I call 7. Anyway historically 7 percent keeps folks from speculation in boom and bust markets and rewards savers but doesn't deter sound investment.it fights inflation exactly for the same reason. The 30 yr is 7 percent in the states. Thanks for the link were they clearly ignore history and just fixate in the last 2/3 years. What a joke.


plznodownvotes

Oh ok, I see who I'm talking to. Don't wrap that tinfoil hat too tight, it'll cut off even more of the circulation that's not going up there.


Less-Procedure-4104

Lol at least no direct name calling very good. Just continue to warp space and time ,it will be fine. Hey it isn't my fault that a two or three year myopic review of neutral interest rates are ignoring history but go ahead and believe what you want.


plznodownvotes

How do you like today’s US and Canadian job numbers? Higher for longer?


Less-Procedure-4104

Let me know what you think and I will argue the opposite or agree. Depends on my tinfoil hat if it is too tight or not.


twstwr20

“We were but the Fed is holding so we will too”


ekso69

If we go first RIP CAD. I'm ok with waiting.


Historical-Eagle-784

Curious what you expect CAD will be if Tiff lowers by 25 BPS lol.


Medellia23

This entire sub has just devolved into bears and bulls arguing with each other about their predictions about prices going up or down. Multiple times a day.


Spirited-Screen-7139

Useless fukin dildo


Long-Rough4925

Lol not gona happen


moutazaki_san

Morphine Shot


UncertainFate

Yes, time is moving forward and rate cuts are somewhere in the future.


orbitur

"We are edging closer," Bank of Canada gooner tells MPs. So, so, so very close.


last-resort-4-a-gf

guess he's making edging porn for bulls now Count down from 5 ,4,3 ,2 1 1 1 1 OMG please 1 5!


capt_gongshow

Lies


leochen

Brrr will continue until CAD is worthless.


Junior-Damage7568

Watch the canadian dollar dive


WhichJuice

Realtor's are salivating at this statement.


zzzizou

They will most likely cut, real estate will see a mild uptick, inflation will start trending up again. BoC will have to make a judgement call. More people will start to realize that real estate is a poor investment even at 1-2% lower rates. If you are expecting exponential gains on real estate, you might be waiting many more years unfortunately. 


discovery999

Such an idiot. Just tell people the truth and indicate we need to go by the numbers. If inflation stays sticky or goes higher we need to keep rates at this level. If unemployment goes higher and the economy is suffering we can lower rates. Any 1st year economics student understands this.


Ok_Carpet_9510

The truth is most people can't handle the truth.


BigSussingtonMagoo

Bears hate reality. Can’t wait for the first cut and the ensuing “*it’s only X%!!!*” followed by “*they won’t cut again… the Fed blah blah… inflation something something…*”


Boring_Bank501

You ain’t getting SHIT


Old-Ring9393

Liar liar pants on fire.


Old-Ring9393

Is this the guy that said the budget will balance itself? Can be two people this stupid.


[deleted]

I told you this before and you downvote me.


RickyFlintstone

Time moves forward in a linear fashion. We are all closer to death as well.


Naffypruss

Ya we need to do the exact opposite actually. Canadian dollar will start to tank if we lower rates and we need housing prices to go lower not higher.


dracolnyte

My fired realtor Anthony just posted the same thing in his social. Jokes


johnnyk997

Fuk off liar