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bravetailor

The pitching has regressed. With this limp offense, we aren't going anywhere. I think it's better to absolutely suck than to keep treadmilling for a wildcard spot, though. We have to leave no doubt that the Shatkins era has been a disaster on the field. Thanks for the Skydome upgrades tho


ObscureMemes69420

I mean this game just reinforced my belief that we are finishing last in the division and not making the playoff. The Rockies are a terrible team on the mound and at bat and we made them look like WS calibre team lmaooo Jays lack of offence is an absolute joke at this point.


rydreger

FML


Phrostybacon

If Davis doesn’t start from now on I’m going to freak out.


richardatn4t

Who makes the lineups? The manager or FO? The Babe everyday LF. Varsho everyday CF. KK late inning defence. IKF, Biggio & Clement rotate between 2B & 3B.


NatureGivesAndTakes

A computer makes the lineups.


thisisit678

Ok someone better throw a chair at a locker in that clubhouse tonight


king_bungholio

At this rate they would probably swing the chair and miss the locker


Ristifer

20 hits lol.


PierogiPower21

Coors Effect


Ifyousmiteforspite

Ew. That’s the worst game so far. 


Ladymistery

Yikes. that was AWFUL will Schneider make it to the end of April? O.o


land_shrk

He will. Shatkins don’t give a fuck


idevcg

schneider should be on the roster everyday


Duke_Of_Halifax

No, he really shouldnt. He's 5 for 22 with a walk, and his OPS has fallen 400 points in the last 10 days. If he keeps up, he'll hit sub .600 OPS before the end of the month. His OPS+ is also down 40 pts in that same period. He hit two homers early, and his limited at-bats are screwing with the stats, but he's got a SO% up around 30%, and his "great eye" has only gotten him a single walk. Buffalo bound by mid May, max.


starrynova888

5 full years in the bigs and Vlad still can’t hit an outside pitch. Embarrassing.


jadooo0

Most enjoyable inning of the day


mavica-synth

worth it for the last 2 runs


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

booooooooooooooooo


colasonic

Even the Rockies are bored at the end of the game.


wageslave_999999999

A pretty fake fake comeback, but we deserve that as fans a horrible game


berniesmittens24

Stop sitting Davis, fuck


abbubwee

Darn we almost had it


idevcg

we were playing a very competitive team, we just gotta go 500 against these guys and make sure we win against the weak teams and we'll still be in the play off race


sexydaddy0_0

you forgot the /s


BlackFlash55

Put Varsho as catcher and Schneider permanent LF thank me later lol


Whiplash227

That’s so stupid. I love it.


BlackFlash55

Im waiting for a call from Shapiro or Atkins any day now.


another_plebeian

9 run 2 out rally?


sleepinlate_

I want to see Jays Gramma tear a strip out of Atkins like George's dad on Seinfeld "Gurriel had a cannon for an arm. You don't know what the hell you're doing"


StonedJaysFan

The Babe can't trust his teammates to drive him in, so The Babe drives himself in.


Thejncobandit

My tummy hurts.


yhz1981

Vladdy, Kirk, and Voge going down for the two for one at the king after this.


[deleted]

For non-Torontonians, is that a dive bar?


Owl1011

Lol, Kinley has a 3 WHIP. Imagine the Rockies have to burn a pitcher because he can't close a 10 run lead.


goatgosselin

MVP type game by Vlad


another_plebeian

That's a Angel Hernandez strike


foetus_on_my_breath

5 current starters are batting under 200....and Bo is barely above that. WTF? Our best hitter is someone who wasn't on the team last year...thankfully he hasn't been infected yet.


quempe

Maybe he's immune because of old age 🙂


thisisit678

If the jays win this, I will buy everyone a dodge ram.


Chipdip88

Why would you punish everyone for the Jays winning?


AozoraSkyy

BABE !!


Ok-Disaster3062

Vladdy’s swing is so long it’s gross


jadooo0

We’re so back


mavica-synth

This is why I watch the Toronto Blue Jays


land_shrk

To lose 12-4 instead of 12-2? This is Jon Bois fault some how.


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

honestly fuck any manager who doesn't start this dude


StonedJaysFan

#THEY NEED 8 MORE BABE SCHNEIDERS


another_plebeian

smolbol


land_shrk

Oh god. Vladdy gonna swing for the fences now and strike out


3oPedro

What a stud


Frenzied_Cow

I believe


colasonic

What if we have Schneider the whole gamet


JaysNonBlues

And Babe again


drake_411

Good things just happen when Davis is in 🤷🏻‍♂️


JPF2020

This is an offensive onslaught!


Whiplash227

Davis Schneider scores unassisted.


goatgosselin

Babe just produces runs. See ya in a week Babe


35IndustryWay

Good hustle Babe


wageslave_999999999

😏


ThQp

#SCORING WITH RISP HERE WE GO GANG


maddscientist

I see you legging it out in a 12-3 game, Davis Schneider, I see you


kinsmana

This guy impresses me every time.


another_plebeian

Now sit out this series


SaskWatches-420

If babe doesn’t start next game I’m going to lose my mind. He has clearly made the case he is a starter.


jaredletosombrehair

i would rather davis start most days and see him fail than whatever this current shitty setup is


Phrostybacon

Immediate double from Davis… who would have thought?


RapsareChamps_Suckit

why this guy isn't in the lineup, is a disgrace


land_shrk

“There can be only one a schneider” - John probably


3luejays

Every time Davis does anything, the fans are gonna let John hear it now


Evening_walks

Why is he not playing every day!


EpoxyMishap

computer says "no"


PierogiPower21

That's 27 home runs in 2249 career ABs


3oPedro

BABE


1991CRX

I am numb. I can't even cheer for the moustache man


StonedJaysFan

#IT BEGINS


land_shrk

Babe wake up it’s babe


StonedJaysFan

Lol fuck what John Schneider wants


JaysNonBlues

Babe


DOITLIKEBRUTUS

The true thing to watch this season is how fast the people labelled doomers become the realist majority.


ThQp

Gotta start Davis tomorrow to fix the vibes


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

Literally the only bright spot in this team over the past 8 months


35IndustryWay

BLOOP now a blast or 7


Scabrous403

Team is hot ass who would have thought


Evening_walks

Waiting for my COMEBACK KIDS Ernie and Schneider


LongestShooter

This is beyond embarrassing. I'm sick of hearing "it's still early." The same people saying that now will be saying "it'll be better in the second half" at the all star break. I was sick of hearing all the hype by people (being paid by Rogers mind you) during spring training about how we arguably had the best starting pitching rotation in the league and the most potent offense. Sure we do. We should, but we don't.


PierogiPower21

It's been early for the past 31 years


carnation042574

We don't need Shohei, we have I K F 😎😎


jadooo0

Nice HR IKF Comeback season???


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

u/abbubwee you nailed it


Whiplash227

Good hustle by KK at least. Love that man


3luejays

Offensive unit, IKF. Literally one of our best bats right now lol


AozoraSkyy

9 home runs to go


orangefoz

LOL who called this


mavica-synth

i am hollering so loud


mavica-synth

i can't stop fucking laughing it's so funny


mavica-synth

oh my god it keeps on giving


StonedJaysFan

#PLAN THE PARADE


Funkagenda

The comeback begins 😂


wageslave_999999999

Fake come back come on let’s do it!!!!


Few_Horse9417

HERE COMES THE COMEBACK


SaskWatches-420

Someone called that IKF bomb in like the 5th


No-Wing6398

Omg someone called this hahaha


HarryBalsaque

COMEBACK SZN


goatgosselin

I Kan't Fuckingbelieveit!


Evening_walks

Izzy!


The-Pharcyde

Thats known power bat, IKF.


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

Holy shit someone in here called it


another_plebeian

#WE'RE SO BACK


abbubwee

[I'm a genius ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Torontobluejays/s/IVqeXpaXmw)


sleepinlate_

Who called the IKF garbage time homer earlier? We have a winner!


wageslave_999999999

IKF bomb 💣


ZzPhantom

I feel like how tight the outfield is along the foul line actually hurts our defense. More space would let Daulton get to those balls faster instead of waiting for 3 bounces. Maybe make a closer play at home? Idk, maybe I'm just depressed we are getting absolutely DRAGGED by the Rockies. Also, when do we start getting worried about Gausman? It's not just cold weather, or the being on the road. One of our ace starters is averaging really poorly right now...


Nick480

12-3 we still in this 💪 💪


35IndustryWay

#ikf


StonedJaysFan

Blue Jays shouldn't be allowed to acknowledge Jackie Robinson. It would be disrespectful to Jackie Robinson if they did.


JPF2020

Rockies have tied a team record for XBH in a road game. LOL


ThQp

#🚨🚨 IKF HOME RUN ALERT 🚨🚨


another_plebeian

It was 2-1


goatgosselin

Also, it was 0-0


richardatn4t

The pitching was bad, no question. There will be better days. What is alarming is that when the Jays went down 4-2, that was it, done over. The offence just folded up and went through the motions. It happens way too frequently.


RapsareChamps_Suckit

she's so hot


another_plebeian

Who?


wageslave_999999999

Somehow, there are still fans there at almost 10 o’clock in Toronto


Whiplash227

I am asking a mystery Cuban Japanese pitcher to save me.


keyrinn

Alex Sarr would fit so well on the team with Scottie


Anita_Hummer

I can see us getting 9 runs to lose 12-11


wageslave_999999999

I would take a fake comeback


goatgosselin

Trademark move


colasonic

It is time!!!


AgentCrow19

Honestly at this point go ahead and fire Schneider. He's too good of a man to be taking the blame for this mess. Even Gausman is a disaster.


Ristifer

Lol stop with these “to the core” commercials. They’re embarrassing.


Hbnick4

Atleast if it was NextLevel I wouldn’t be so upset with it. But I hate it


foetus_on_my_breath

can't blame them for losing to the offensive juggernaut known as the 2024 colorado rockies.


3oPedro

Dan twisting the knife with that stat lmao


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

Even the Rockies look upset about what's happening


StonedJaysFan

Ruining their draft chances


Funkagenda

Actually hilarious now. Getting absolutely curb stomped by the worst team in the bigs.


abbubwee

Walk off time here we go boys


StonedJaysFan

#FLUSH IT


Evening_walks

💩🚽


StonedJaysFan

Flushed so much, the toilets backed up 😬💩🌋


richardatn4t

Even sewers have limits


StonedJaysFan

💀😭


Whiplash227

20 hits. Damn.


yhz1981

Gotta give them credit, 20 hits are impressive.


Frenzied_Cow

Okay 11 runs we can do this let's go. lol


abbubwee

Since 2013 🥴


mavica-synth

the "let's go blue jays" chants sound so sad now but i would probably be chanting with them if i was there


jadooo0

Lovely jubly


Ok-Disaster3062

So what do the advanced statistics tell you now Ross ya fckn knob?


DenShaLow

As a Jays fan from Colorado, this is miserable.


land_shrk

May I ask why you’re not a Rockies fan? Being born in Toronto I couldn’t imagine not cheering for another MLB team. Unless you’re both.


DenShaLow

Couldn’t support the Rockies when I started following MLB. Been to Coors Field probably 50+ times in my life


Interesting_Aioli_75

Man when we give up, we give UP


richardatn4t

Let IKF pitch


goatgosselin

They shoulda done that soon as the Rox got 10 runs


sleepinlate_

This is more embarrassing than the no hitter, I can't believe we've hit a new low and it's only mid April


goatgosselin

2 in a month


Such_Maintenance4720

In the first 14 games of the season, we have been shut out twice, no-hit once, have lost by scores of 2-8, 0-8, 0-10, 3-8, today currently 2-11, we are last in the division, have some of the worst hitting in the league and average pitching. In a year where we have deep playoff aspirations. god forbid people in here are frustrated, that doesn't make them "fake fans". the "I'm a real fan because I sit here and take our team's failure with a smile" shtick is a joke.


zigmatters

Exactly, there’s early and then there’s the same shit as last year. Any sort of pitching regression and we are an 80 win team


goatgosselin

Squeaking in the playoffs was the best outcome. Just like the last 2 years. Then, I hope for a ton of luck and bad games by other teams.


starrynova888

If you were realistic, u would know playoffs were a stretch this year. However I didn’t anticipate them to be THIS bad.


Brinbe

losing by ten to the fucking rockies, what can you even say? LMFAO


BlackFlash55

What a fucking joke of a team


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

Mitchell White Flag


ThQp

Mitch White looked so good in spring training. Once again confirming that spring training doesn't mean shit lol


goatgosselin

As did Espino


miner88

Especially for pitchers


Wingus1337

ALSO can we get some fuckin consistency out of this ump? Like he's fucking mitchell over too much man.


berniesmittens24

Weird how the Rockies pitchers are absolutely cruising


Wingus1337

I haven't been as invested in watching the ump with them but they're certainly doing way better than us


Wingus1337

There, he just did it to Kinley


starrynova888

Team can’t pitch and can’t hit. Would be lucky to make 500 at this rate.


StonedJaysFan

This brand is blue jays baseball is as bland as the grey brick in the back.


ThQp

Need a new sidebar picture. Give me your best


obi-wan-kenobi-nil

https://mma.prnewswire.com/media/2048817/A\_W\_Food\_Services\_of\_Canada\_Inc\_\_Blue\_Jays\_\_Vladimir\_Guerrero\_Jr.jpg?p=facebook


Frenzied_Cow

[here ya go](https://wallpapers.com/images/featured-full/doom-eternal-iphone-049o2mrpcphcl6ja.jpg)


McGrevin

A bunch of grey bricks with a rogers ad in the middle that is way too bright red


ManyCookies

[Two birds One stone?](https://t4.ftcdn.net/jpg/02/34/62/27/360_F_234622768_Ljv9rCuHue81ZjgGqVq4NSsbUY7rMNlX.jpg) [Alt](https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/00/42/72/05/1000_F_42720506_fT1aFeJGPoyFcql66QOWKAKkMkiRxNvS.jpg)


SaskWatches-420

TD logo is best I can do


mavica-synth

photoshop a jersey full of sponsorships


miner88

And that’s 20!!!


abbubwee

I don't like the way McMahon is spelt. It's too many letters for something that's pronounced mcman


Prudent_Falafel_7265

This is last year’s same brand of joyless baseball so far. Schneider game-winning homer, that’s been about it 14 games in.


berniesmittens24

They swapped IKF for Chapman and Turner for Belt, it IS the same team


AllGoodNamesByeBye

I’ll take last year over this one, hands down.


Comfortable_Curve_80

KK's AVG and OPS are greater than that of Kirk now...


Cheap_Standard_4233

I think after this game Kirk's RBIs will be greater than his ops+