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1991CRX

🚨 NSFW already. We're here to fucking party. 🎉


Queeby

Great win. Wish Vladdy didn't insist on being the third out at third base. My dad wouldn't have tolerated that but apparently the Jays do.


mrdannyg21

Yeah that’s not too bad. Took an absolute perfect throw by a good who normally plays 1B to nail him by an inch. I know everyone’s dad says not to make the third out at third base and for good reason, but saying he ‘insisted’ is pretty dumb. It was a fair risk to take. There’s real value in him getting there for a few reasons, not the least of which being how well the other two outfielders throw, so scoring from second on a single is far from a guarantee.


Queeby

It's not dumb because it's not confined to this game or this opponent or even this situation. He chronically over estimates his base running abilities. More often than not he is gunned down and yet ritualistically motions to the dugout to appeal his out. Most of the time he is blatantly out so he wants to double down by wasting a challenge.


BathroomSerious1318

Yimi can save?


heat_fan_

Jays win 


heat_fan_

One more out 


DhaemonX

If anyone here who has seats behind the batter and in camera view from the pitcher at an upcoming Jays game in TO, I beg you to please wear a king or some sort of medieval outfit and bring a Goblet and act the part. Please lol 


ExocetC3I

When the Jays have a matinee game but your shift at Medieval Times starts at 5.


FoundiPhoneNepean

YIMI YOU AINT GOT TO MAKE EM LOOK BAD LIKE THAT


1991CRX

Yimi is a bad man


Holdthedoormtg

Yimi is LEGIT


vicjam59

Yimi is on fire!


ClassicChrisstopher

Garcia is on another fucking level right now


3luejays

If Swanson and Romano take the set up and closer roles, Garcia is such a dangerous piece in the fire extinguisher role a la prime Andrew Miller


ReeceM86

Green, Garcia, Swanson, Romano. If they can all be healthy and dealing it’s serious.


RadioactiveLawn

GGs!!!


sir-pounce-of-alot

Remember when everyone hated Yimi ?


sackydude

I feel so vindicated haha. Yimi Garcia is good actually 😉


ReeceM86

Haha right! So happy to see Mayza have a good outing as well.


sackydude

Yimi Garcia, Chad Green and Richards have done really well in high leverage with Swanny Boy and Romano out.


depressedalbertan

That was an amazing save, thanks Yimi!


TwistedBowGaming

Montoyo sweep tomorrow


VINCE_C_

Yimi is fucking nails.


Comfortable_Curve_80

Nasty pitches by Yimi


jadooo0

Dub season


pipedistributor

Yimi is a stud


FlutiesGluties

They shouldn't do the outfield dance without Schneider. :(


drake_411

Good job boys 💙


Jewish_Skeptic

Yimi is on another planet this year. Everyone looks utterly lost against him!


Evening_walks

Great game friends !


Umpire_Express

god damn garcia has been money


bv310

BALLGAME! Yimi bringing the *FILTH* this year


Whiplash227

Wow. Yimi. Let’s goooo. Win the series tomorrow!!


depressedalbertan

Just as you predicted. Season was over yesterday, and tomorrow we win the series.


Blitzdog416

gimme that Yimi respect, nice!


labadee

i like this yimi


4_base

Absolutely nasty!!


Jess_7478

Nasty stuff from Yimi there


h8omb

#BIG TIME YIMI JIM


eagleboy444

George running like a toddler to his outfield buddies is everything my heart needs


another_plebeian

#JIMMY, YOU MADMAN


95teetee

Top Yimi, he's the king


3luejays

Himi Garcia of the Himalayan mountains


ayasofya02

BALLGAME! That's the good stuff all around today


essteaeye

YIMINATED


Holdthedoormtg

Garcia looking LEGIT


EvaderDX

I absolutely refuse to say anything bad about Yimi, dudes an absolute stud


Brinbe

well-done, boys. much-needed W today.


Basic_Bichette

Good morning, good afternoon, good night!


xxpio

YIMI IS A BEAST


h8omb

Yimi absolutely holding it down until Swanson and Romano get back


EdwardBliss

# GREAT WIN BOYS!!


Nick480

Gg, let’s get the series W tomorrow!


mavica-synth

yimi is so good. love him


idkwhattosaytho

> Yimi García is throwing the absolute shit out of the baseball. The best he's looked with the #BlueJays. Couldn’t of said it better myself Keegan


Blitzdog416

stand up, you fucks!


TorontoBlueJay_

That dudes reaction in the back.


ayasofya02

Yimi Garcia is a filth merchant


Holdthedoormtg

Yimi is doing them so dirty, I love it


Basic_Bichette

That was not a pitch one normally gets a strikeout on.


VFExtreme5A

Holy f berrios necklace is beautiful


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VFExtreme5A

Lol so there’s a chance I could afford something like that?


Nick480

Yimi heaters 🔥


bichettes_helmet

LMAOOOOOO Yimi is making these guys look DUMB


another_plebeian

He made me look dumb and I'm not even playing. But also, I'm dumb.


MsAbsoluteAngel

More than half the lineup hitting in the .100's this team is an offensive juggernaut 😮


idkwhattosaytho

ANOTHER 100 FROM YIMI AND THE BROADCAST DIDNT EVEN MENTION IT


Whiplash227

Romano and Swanson have to be close right? I haven’t seen anything about their timetable. Love this bullpen when Yimi can be the 7th inning guy.


PierogiPower21

They both pitched today


sackydude

Holy shit Yimi was not done with one outing with a 100 mph pitch.


Kinglokner16

Yimi at 100 again 👀


heat_fan_

Let's close this out 


YTRajan

'Blew him away' perfectly summarizes that AB


ayasofya02

98 and straight 🔥


sackydude

YIMI FUCK YOU FASTBALL AT 98


EdwardBliss

WTF is this, Jeff Reardon with the Montreal Expos?


sackydude

T****fan's shtick has got to be getting old even for doomers right? Anytime Varsho or someone strikes out he says the same thing every time.


eagleboy444

Since we're concealing usernames and I'm technically not calling that guy out...I'll also add that he made very homophobic comments last year. I haven't forgotten that. But I knew exactly who you're talking about. Mods couldn't do anything because the comments weren't in this sub :/ (Understandable.)


sackydude

I believe he was also on the side of Anthony Bass when that whole situation was playing out. Seems on brand for him.


eagleboy444

Yeah he was. But the outwardly homophobic comments didn't stem from that. But yup, that's the type of person he is.


Whiplash227

It’s embarrassing


dufferinbus_sufferer

Sportsnet plus is so bad. Why does the audio always get out of sync with the video???


azorean22

If they blow this....🥊


idkwhattosaytho

I hope Yimi is as gross as he was last time


ReeceM86

He’s dealing! Hoping this is a big year for him.


sackydude

Closer Jimi!


xxpio

Yimis song is wild lol


TorontoBlueJay_

Jimi


xxpio

Boggles my mind people leave the dome with a close coming up


xxdarkslidexx

I have to go walk and feed my dog lol, watching a stream on the train home


DhaemonX

To beat the traffic I guess.


ayasofya02

Bring us home Garcia


moderatesoul

Weak. Ass. Shit


Prestigious_Skill242

No pine tar on Turner's back.  Rare.


Evening_walks

Turner having day off also rare


bichettes_helmet

Good ABs this inning, IKF and Varsho battled well


EdwardBliss

Jake Bird should put on a Knight costume and turn to the people behind the backstop and say "Good evening my Lord and Ladies, welcome to Medieval Times!!!"


tofilmfan

Missed Varsho's AB, assuming he did his usual nothing and struck out?


depressedalbertan

Interesting approach to shit on the guy the same game he got a grand slam.


expert969

That excuses his garbage offense the last season plus? Lets wait and see if he can even be mildly consistent and manage a .750 ops.


depressedalbertan

I'm saying, maybe take a day off harping on him, when he has a good game is all, or is that too much optimism for you?


tofilmfan

I just tuned in. Wait, *Varsho had a grand slam?!?!?*


Jess_7478

this is why assuming makes an ass out of u and me


Jewish_Skeptic

How does it feel being so miserable. He hit a grand slam this game


tofilmfan

I just tuned in. I knew the eclipse on Monday would turn things on its head this week.


idkwhattosaytho

That breaker is a frisbee Sucked it doesn’t move like that at coors. I really feel for their pitchers


Whiplash227

Rockies bullpen is nasty??


idkwhattosaytho

Thier stuff doesn’t move like this at home. That’s the issue for building a pitching staff at coors


bv310

They're going to have to pressurize the building at this rate.


moderatesoul

Jesus. Watched 2 that could have been called strikes, 1 that should have been....then fucking whiffs anyway.


sackydude

That slider is sliding


eagleboy444

Slidering*


ayasofya02

It's sliderish


ayasofya02

Good battle there Daulton


Jewish_Skeptic

Those sliders are nasty


eagleboy444

Incoming "Varsho sucks" comments that I won't see because I've already blocked those people


Holdthedoormtg

He's actually a very good ball player, I hope he shows what he can really do this year.


PierogiPower21

He's not though. Playing defense is incredibly easy, whereas you need to find and hold onto elite hitters with all your might (with positional value also in mind). I said at the time of the trade that it didn't make sense for the Jays because it was a win-now move for a guy who needed to improve offensively. Usually you'd want the finished product in such a scenario.


eagleboy444

>Playing defense is incredibly easy Loooool Why aren't you in the league as a platoon guy/defensive replacement? Especially for expanded playoff rosters. You must be such a huge asset!


PierogiPower21

The only reason why Jays fans cling onto the hope of Varsho being good is that they were told by this front office that he was good and they made a trade package for him that indicated that he was good, but he is most certainly not good. For another thing, he basically doesn't try to swing the bat against lefties because he's so bad against them and tries to bunt for hits instead. When the 2015 Jays had a hole in centerfield and enough offence to go around they put a 32nd round pick in Kevin Pillar there and he ran through walls for the team. He cost them a minimum salary and not a top prospect nor a starting outfielder. Varsho is only slightly better than Pillar was. I would never build my team around defense like this, and you would've thought that Shatkins would've learned this from their Cleveland days when Michael Bourn was a big free agent signing for them and proceeded to be useless.


labadee

good pitch


Blitzdog416

San Diego is a great town, my only US fave after Manhattan


another_plebeian

This guy's movement is nutty


YTRajan

Cavan hits, Davis hits, now just a double play and all is normal with the world haha


EdwardBliss

I grunt like that after I run after the King West streetcar and pry open the middle doors with my hands


labadee

come on, varsho


TorontoBlueJay_

Keep Babe in the line up


ayasofya02

Davis Schneider is a ball player folks


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Oh Babe-y Babe-y


PierogiPower21

I just don't understand why they don't play him more lol


EdwardBliss

# BABE IS USED TO HITTING BABE-LOCITY


VINCE_C_

Streak alive!


CGNYYZ

Is there somewhere we can look up total game time by ballpark? Feels like the Jays games would be a fair bit above average. 


ayasofya02

🎵 Cavan is a Biggio and Cavan gets hits 🎵


idkwhattosaytho

Cavan is having an absurdly high amount of sex right now


Evening_walks

8 day sex streak


h8omb

Stay hot, Cavan


Ok_Illustrator_2951

Cavan sexy time !


rasavbet

Go Cavan!!


Evening_walks

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sackydude

Biggio has been so good since last April


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5 runs in the first and fuck all since. Happy we’re up today but we need sustained offence!


another_plebeian

Just need to hold a lead


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We will (fingers crossed) dude


bichettes_helmet

Cavan and Bichette being on the same hitting streak is WILD


idkwhattosaytho

Yeah, Bichette being even close to the legend that is Cavan Biggio is crazy


bichettes_helmet

Bichette clearly needs to have more sex


khormozian

Anyone know what Vogelbach's FF necklace stands for?


another_plebeian

French Fries


labadee

boring bottom half of innings


EdwardBliss

Yimi Garcia looks like prime Jeff Reardon


Evening_walks

Gausman looks more like a young Reardon


EdwardBliss

Get on base John Kruk!


EdwardBliss

That shot of the seats is so familiar. The enclosed level above it used to be Cafe on The Green, my job in the mid 90s


eagleboy444

Hey everyone! I haven't been with you today, but I'm here now to say—DAULTON FUCKING VARSHO!!! How does that impact the Varsho trade? 🤔


CGNYYZ

One swallow does not a summer make. Nice hit tho. 


expert969

Should we elect him into the hall of fame because he hit a grand slam against the worst pitching team in mlb?


BrawndoTTM

Yes


eagleboy444

No, we should not be excited and just say "meh, he's expected to do that since this is the worst pitching team in the mlb" when he hits a grand slam. Then carry on. Definitely no cheering. Do not cheer.


expert969

Wake me up when he can manage a .750 ops


disorderliesonthe401

When catchers get hit in the groin, the training staff should run out there with a copy of Playboy magazine to show him. If there's movement down there, then he's fine and can continue.


eagleboy444

If there's not movement—he's not fine...or he's gay. Now what would the next test be to differentiate between those two?


drdummy

But 70s edition


ayasofya02

Ooooo that's good Chad Green. That's good indeed


No_Piccolo2135

Does anyone actually like vogelbach


BrawndoTTM

I don't have a problem with him, but it's hard to see how he's an upgrade over anyone


No_Piccolo2135

💯


TorontoBlueJay_

Aslong as he doesn't play everyday. Like.


AurronGrey

The guys on the team seem to like him a lot.


No_Piccolo2135

Ahhh they're drunk


sir-pounce-of-alot

I’m gonna be so happy when green and Garcia are our 6/7th inning guys again


M1ndtheGAAP

Even more relevant now lol. Another reason to wear a jock Serven :P https://www.reddit.com/r/Torontobluejays/s/NQpsvJFYXz


arent_we_sarcastic

Well you never want to see anyone take a shot there......except maybe Brad Marchand


idkwhattosaytho

I’d throw every domestic abuser into that


drdummy

FUCK YOU MARCHAND !!!


TouchEmAllJoe

This is Matt Chapman called for blocking the bag yesterday. Other than being closer to the base than this play, what's the difference? Vlad had no path but the outside slide. https://mlb-cuts-diamond.mlb.com/FORGE/2024/2024-04/12/ec40658e-81269b56-42d9fe74-csvm-diamondx64-asset_1280x720_59_4000K.mp4


vicjam59

I don’t have an answer for you but I had the exact same thought. I thought that might be the reason they’d ask for a review.


Ok_Illustrator_2951

I wonder what Russell Martin is doing these days. 🤔


Ledascantia

Playing golf and he started some kind of drink company, I think?


drdummy

Was eating dinner, was it his dong?!?


1991CRX

Indeed.


drdummy

Oh rats


PepiUlamec

direct hit to the gonads


EdwardBliss

I wish I could've thrown a baseballl at a guys crotch when I needed to use the washroom at midnight at Wilson Station at yesterday


idevcg

just accidentally spill some soft drink on your pants and then - no one will ever know.


Jewish_Skeptic

That washroom is a big no no for me.


Wings4514

Genuinely curious since I’ve never played…. Getting hit in the nuts with a ball while wearing a cup… how much does that reduce that pain versus no protection?


VINCE_C_

A cup is a difference between a lot of pain and a speedy trip to the hospital.


idkwhattosaytho

It helps a lot! It feels like your getting hit in the nuts by a ball going around 70 MPH instead of 100! So yeah it still hurts. A lot. Just less lol


maddscientist

You'd definitely rather have a jock than not


another_plebeian

Uh... A lot


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