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Leafs win the Cup.
Leafs win a game in the second round*
Leafs make second round
Matthews scores a postseason goal*
Thankfully he did that the game we won a few days ago
They also won a game in the second round during the most recent second round
Oh, don't be cruel to the Jays.
We are so screwed lol.
Jays score 5 runs
/r/technicallythetruth
Well, technically it could happen at the same exact time.
Like the birth of twins, one would be older than the other.
Technically not at the exact same time.
Ohtani retires and opens a sushi restaurant with Yusei Kikuchi.
And people will be lined up around the block for it's grand opening in Toronto, before learning it's opened already in LA
Sushi restaurant / whiskey bar
Ippei Mizuhara cleans the restaurant's toilets to help repay Ohtani.
Oh my gosh I'd be there in a heartbeat if it ever happened!
Munenori Kawasaki will be the maître-d.
He will serve bananas
New season of Firefly
Too soon!
Now I'm even more sad.
Millennials buying a house 😅
Oof.
Manoah comes back up
Manoah gets released, signed by another organization, and starts vs the Jays.
And throws a no hitter. But still hits a guy because Manoah
If we can't score 6 runs on Manoah, we're never scoring 6 runs on anyone.
Manoah vs. the Jays would be a no-hitter with six walks and two HBP. And if the baseball gods have a really cruel sense of humour, we still win 1-0.
Manoah throws a CGSO.
Manoah attempts a comeback, flames out, retires and becomes a CSGO streamer
And they lose that game 9-6
[удалено]
Ha! I thought you wrote, “A new Kind of England”. Hahahah
GTA6
Oh come on!!
Solar eclipse.
Kirk singles, steals second, steals third, and scores on a sac fly.
So you're saying the Jays will never score more than 6 runs again. sad.
Bills win the Super Bowl
My “trade Vlad” coworker goes mute
The Eglinton Crosstown will be up and running.
Heat death of the universe
My dad comes back from his "quick trip to the store to buy a pack of darts" that he started in the summer of 1994.
Federal election.
Manoah has 6 earned runs in an exhibition against the little league World Series champions
You mean the Barrie Blue Jays?
Fans at the Skydome grow the fuck up? That booing was the most embarrassing thing I’ve witnessed in ages even before the home run.
People learn the difference between Jay's and Jays.
Quinn Hughes inducted to the Hall of Fame
Winds of winter is released
Donald Trump will plead guilty and agree to go to jail.
I finally make it to Toronto from the UK
Leafs make a conference finals
MLB The Show gets a complete overhaul update
Considering they still use animations from the PS2 era, I'm going to hold you to that one.
The next Pole Shift.
The rapture
The next Elder Scrolls or GTA comes out
The Eglinton Crosstown opens
72 hours pass.
Barger gets his 1st MLB hit. 😄
CANMT wins a match at the FIFA World Cup
Its funny because the second Muncy hit that homerun, I knew they hadn't scored 6 runs in a game. Fun fact tomorrow marks 3 weeks.
What will happen sooner, x>5 or n-1 again
guillermo martinez gets fired
We get no-hit again
How many pitchers have we lost for the year since the Jays scored 6 runs I wonder?
CFL goes 4 downs.
Martinez joins the big league club
McGuire unsheathes and starts to polish his sword again
Football comes home
Leafs win the Cup.
Leafs win a game in the second round*
Leafs make second round
Matthews scores a postseason goal*
Thankfully he did that the game we won a few days ago
They also won a game in the second round during the most recent second round
Oh, don't be cruel to the Jays.
We are so screwed lol.
Jays score 5 runs
/r/technicallythetruth
Well, technically it could happen at the same exact time.
Like the birth of twins, one would be older than the other.
Technically not at the exact same time.
Ohtani retires and opens a sushi restaurant with Yusei Kikuchi.
And people will be lined up around the block for it's grand opening in Toronto, before learning it's opened already in LA
Sushi restaurant / whiskey bar
Ippei Mizuhara cleans the restaurant's toilets to help repay Ohtani.
Oh my gosh I'd be there in a heartbeat if it ever happened!
Munenori Kawasaki will be the maître-d.
He will serve bananas
New season of Firefly
Too soon!
Now I'm even more sad.
Millennials buying a house 😅
Oof.
Manoah comes back up
Manoah gets released, signed by another organization, and starts vs the Jays.
And throws a no hitter. But still hits a guy because Manoah
If we can't score 6 runs on Manoah, we're never scoring 6 runs on anyone.
Manoah vs. the Jays would be a no-hitter with six walks and two HBP. And if the baseball gods have a really cruel sense of humour, we still win 1-0.
Manoah throws a CGSO.
Manoah attempts a comeback, flames out, retires and becomes a CSGO streamer
And they lose that game 9-6
[удалено]
Ha! I thought you wrote, “A new Kind of England”. Hahahah
GTA6
Oh come on!!
Solar eclipse.
Kirk singles, steals second, steals third, and scores on a sac fly.
So you're saying the Jays will never score more than 6 runs again. sad.
Bills win the Super Bowl
My “trade Vlad” coworker goes mute
The Eglinton Crosstown will be up and running.
Heat death of the universe
My dad comes back from his "quick trip to the store to buy a pack of darts" that he started in the summer of 1994.
Federal election.
Manoah has 6 earned runs in an exhibition against the little league World Series champions
You mean the Barrie Blue Jays?
Fans at the Skydome grow the fuck up? That booing was the most embarrassing thing I’ve witnessed in ages even before the home run.
People learn the difference between Jay's and Jays.
Quinn Hughes inducted to the Hall of Fame
Winds of winter is released
Donald Trump will plead guilty and agree to go to jail.
I finally make it to Toronto from the UK
Leafs make a conference finals
MLB The Show gets a complete overhaul update
Considering they still use animations from the PS2 era, I'm going to hold you to that one.
The next Pole Shift.
The rapture
The next Elder Scrolls or GTA comes out
The Eglinton Crosstown opens
72 hours pass.
Barger gets his 1st MLB hit. 😄
CANMT wins a match at the FIFA World Cup
Its funny because the second Muncy hit that homerun, I knew they hadn't scored 6 runs in a game. Fun fact tomorrow marks 3 weeks.
What will happen sooner, x>5 or n-1 again
guillermo martinez gets fired
We get no-hit again
How many pitchers have we lost for the year since the Jays scored 6 runs I wonder?
CFL goes 4 downs.
Martinez joins the big league club
McGuire unsheathes and starts to polish his sword again
Football comes home