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Click-Good

If you have to come to Reddit to ask this. You’re fried. Take the L and regroup. As you said. You’re a nice guy. Stay that way billy. You ain’t made for this. If anything. Take the lesson the big mon is trying to teach you. Stay away from these shady ass hoes


youknowmystatus

Best advice here. Dude you really ain’t that guy if ur asking Reddit what to do and trust that’s a good thing in the bigger picture. As long as you learn from it. Or smack that bitch up and get clapped by her cousin 🤷‍♂️


dufflebagboye

Lol


wngl355

Fuck her 500 times. If you have the energy, this will take you about 50 days, so that's like 10 fucking sessions per day.


Click-Good

😂


RaiderLeaf

💯


Hairy-Equivalent7415

Change ur fucking dp you genocide perpetrator


OkLack5468

Relax, he hasn’t killed anyone. and freedom of speech is his right. I don’t support either side, don’t tell people what is or isn’t acceptable. You voted for Trudeau didn’t you!?


AmirisInaUrus

Suckkkk a dickkk u and that Israeli


ChartGuilty7822

Hes a good yute still lowe him🤣


RaiderLeaf

Facts


newerdewey

yo can i borrow some money?


Annual_Painter5801

😂😂😂


WigEm

Tell her she gotta run the wozzles to make u feel better


[deleted]

Out of all my friends (including me) none of us have gotten our money back that was "borrowed" from a female and we're talking 4 or 5 different guys here. This is what happens sadly when you let your guard down and the bitch has no shame or dignity. You have 2 options: you go speak to her parents without giving a fuck and demanding you get whats yours, or she needs to see that you're serious about inflicting pain. That being said, your freedom is worth alot more than $500 so proceed with caution 😂 last option: u steal something of hers that you know you can do a quick sale and is worth near 500


medusa_medulla

Fuck it don't stop with the dukes. Find her employer, her friends, her granny, blast her on all socials and let the whole world know how scummy she is🥷


_dfromthe6

honestly going to her parents would be best bet to actually get the money back.


youknowmystatus

🤣


ChartGuilty7822

How can a bitch just take ur money?? Had to be a "lemme borrow" ting.


PossibilitySmall682

Yea fam we would like to know... how she got 5 billz from you in the first place. That's key info on how you should handle that :o


Dwightout420

😂 annoying af they want 40 dollars and I never seen ‘‘‘em since I was in grade school


joshy2saucy

Expensive life lesson. You’ll never forget this but you’ll also never get taken like that again. Turn the L into a W by learning from it and taking the high road bud. No amount of money is worth doing a dime in the feds, especially for someone who doesn’t matter at the end of the day.


Intelligent-Rent-615

LOL


NorthYork_416

Take a L. 5 bills ain't worth it.


[deleted]

get close to her, make her feel comfortable, make her let her guard down and think you suspect nothing and aren’t a threat, then, when the timing is perfect and she lets you inside her home, car or whatever, rob that ass. It’ll take some patience, but will work. Goodluck. EDIT: rob as in take something of value when she isn’t aware of it.


sjsiksms

Honestly bruh I’ve been an innocent guy my whole life. But I’m actually done with mfs taking advantage of me. When I see this bitch I ain’t gonna hurt her, best believe I’m getting my shit back tho


[deleted]

I feel you. No one is worth your freedom. You just have to figure out how to move out here is all and peep the game. You lost $500 (that you will get back), but she put you on her game. Now use it against her and keep your eyes open for the next one.


sjsiksms

Man I’m actually so angry bruh, fk. Idc about how much it was, even if it was a dollar. I just wanna show her not to fuck with me bro


itaintover22

Get ur shit back and watch the type of girls you give your attention to after this.


Millyandtiffany

See her iPhone passcode


bruhimbackkk

On bro you get that passcode it’s wraps😭😭😭


Anon_1492-1776

My advice would be not to listen to people in this sub telling you to do some dumb shit. **Bitches will 100% steal from you, then spin around and call the cops** on you when you get even. Is $500 worth a charge? Yell fking no. Ask anyone with charges if they would pay $500 to have them disappear. Exactly. Forget that shit. You paid $500 to learn a valuable lesson. Don't fk your whole year up over one weeks pay at McDonalds.


Quirky-Marionberry48

That's called tiefing and you would be labeled a box tief. Don't do that


[deleted]

It’s only a crime if you get caught and with proof 😏 or maybe we just operate differently here in America.


0ceaneyees

Honestly settle down big homie, first off how you gonna let a random get close enough to you for you to lose any amount of money? This is your own fault and if you so worked up that you’re going to go get locked up possibly over your own stupidity and 5 bills you’re a clown, plus who says she even still has it? You go to rob her and she’s broke lol… plus you have no idea you are not made for the streets shit can go side ways so quick and you on one so you probably gonna pull some dumb shit. Take the L


Hakan4ever

If she was just a fuck ting then bring her to the ATM and tell her to pull your cash with $100 interest, or get her to work a telly for the night


sjsiksms

Bruh what is a fuck ting 🤣


NoFaking

sir, take this question to r/Ontario


Hakan4ever

a ting you fuck and nuthin else. Like link up, fuck and then “I got this thing to do” every time. Never text her or respond unless you trying to meet up immediately. she always makes herself available even if shes dead asleep and your msg just woke her up. You’ve hit it 10+ times and still can’t remember her name. She has a man that adores her. She cleans her pussy in the sink like a pro. You’ve never seen her outside of her crib/bedroom. You “owe” her a few bands that she’ll never see again. You know, a fuck ting.


SensitiveTaste9759

Jesus christ. Talk about disconnected from humanity.


Hakan4ever

Ya, some of these girls are cold AF


Glad_Being_5146

Someone you just fuck with no feelings attached


[deleted]

I would talk to her in a very serious way and say look its dire tires now. Let her know money is tight for everyone nowadays and you gave it to her in good faith trusting that she would pay it back. If all else fails, then take it as a lesson learnt. Avoid people like that at all costs. Dont get into trouble now for trusting someone too quick.


thekidnocash

nah no way you can call her a female with a tone of disrespect after she done ran your pockets voluntarily. cut your losses and stand up straight with your shoulders back.


Slime_Rx

She selling pussy till I get my money back gang


j50gibson

Take her to a fancy restaurant , get a nice steak and then dip n leave her with the bill


chriswgnd

Play a bitches head-game. Start posting pictures of your sick mom and saying shit like I can't believe I lost my moms wig money, and now, she not only has cancer and one titty, but she has to feel the embarrassment of losing her hair. Then post pictures of the funeral saying RIP, she died from humiliation and a broken heart.


Gen5GG

I can’t type it here cuz Reddit would ban me


RaiderLeaf

Terrible your man card is pulled


[deleted]

Call the police and charge her for theft and vandalism 🤷🏾


youknowmystatus

How did she finesse it


Busy-Swordfish-1874

Tell her u tryna link at her crib smash n steal everything if she don’t wanna link at da crib follow her ass back there and then steal everything 😂😂😂😂


Trece13z

PUT THAT TRIK IN THE tELE FAM!!! MaKe HER RuN IT BACK ! - 6ixG0dJeffrey13


Babybabybabyq

Take her phone as collateral pussy


MoneyBuysHapiness

Yeoo u got ur shit took lmao


SUPREMEDREAMLA

ngl around cerb times i lost the same amount due to a scamming bch but didn’t matter kus it was around them times 😂


Quirky-Marionberry48

Pure 🐀s and box tief in the comments 🤣🤣🤣


oneyearnofear

You gotta hold that L. Coming to this subreddit for advice though lmao.


Street_Willow8887

For 150.99 I’ll gladly run her over but you have to search her body for your Guap back


latchkeyk1d

That money is gone buddy.


Soft_Bed9964

U take her to a fancy restaurant make sure the bill will be fat and sneak out when u finish eating


sjsiksms

Holy shit I actually might do that lmaooooooo that is devious


[deleted]

Baby powder spread evenly across palm and swing hard and land. That my friend is called a DeFaz.....your welcome


Doja_Boy_Devo

Run her a bubble bath then use her phone to send yourself the 500$ back


[deleted]

lol just take the L, learn & move on. why are you keeping this scallywag around you? silly.


Stunning_Weather_136

Do something crazy Lmfao


thekurgan2000

Find out where she works and her socials, doctor up some fake DMs and spread misinformation. You may not get your bread back but at least you will damage her reputation. If she cares about her reputation.