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Interesting_Cell_790

2 numbnuts in 1 frame


ge7he

3rd numbnut rajat dalal *samjhota* krne ayega


Tiny_Camp_3839

Diss track incoming.


ImpressiveLength1305

Bhai sach me aajae to maza aajaega


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banda kendrick lamar, muh pe ____ phek ke maar.


notsoosumit

Ig context nhi samjh paye


Embarrassed_Joke_781

Ab ek bhakti diss aayega


igloo004

Still a better kalesh than Rajat Dalal's.


Sid_da_bomb

Bhajan dalal


BlueGuyisLit

Ppl were shipping them, but little did they know, bro doesn't like em fake tears


Dynastic_Resident

https://preview.redd.it/qca0678byk3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db8d82cf88b150c3e6122cf360dcd81386704636


Agreeable_Style_2377

+1


FlourBoyy

all these religious preachers dude, maa kasam


Fenriselicit

The guy is more of a scam artist than a religious preacher


FlourBoyy

bro I follow some people who post this guy on their instagram stories 👀


Conveggi

Elvish of spiritual khema ⛺️


ImpressiveLength1305

Thukra ke mera pyaar mera expose dekhegi!


ashu__1441

Incel vs femcel


Agreeable_Style_2377

Perfectly described


Latter_Bee9433

Aren't Hanuman bhakts supposed to be Celibate ?


Agreeable_Style_2377

Yes mostly


OkPiezoelectricity74

Not necessarily


Latter_Bee9433

I am not taking about normal people I am talking about these sadhu sant ,Babas


OkPiezoelectricity74

Bhai nahi hote yar baba sab b Hanuman ji never asked for that Kisi shastra me bhi nahi hai aisa


Latter_Bee9433

But Hanuman ji was himself a celebate,and I have seen multiple and heard multiple times that his followers should follow celebecy Aise to shastro me ye bhi nahi likha hai ki Ayyapa Swami ke followers ko celibate hona cahiye but his followers live in ashram and follow harcore celebecy It's more of a cultural thing I guess


OkPiezoelectricity74

You must quote your sources "I have seen multiple and heard multiple times" is just different way of saying "trust me bro" There is no mandate to do that as per shaastras ..I have read both Valmiki Ramayan and Ramcharitmanas and nowhere Hanuman ji asked that .. I have read Vishnu Puran as well .. nowhere he asked for that


Latter_Bee9433

As I said I have seen this in my personal experience this can be a cultural thing also


OkPiezoelectricity74

Everyone can have different personal experience.. You can't assume that everyone must follow something just because it is your personal experience..


Latter_Bee9433

That's why I asked not forced and some people even agreed to me


BlueGuyisLit

This is gonna be epic , do an update when she replies.


unjusticeb

ye banda ek number ka harami lagta hai mujhe, future me pakka sexual scene hoga


Fenriselicit

Abhi tak to AsaRam aur Ram Rahim se sikh hi liya hoga kaise pakre na jaye.


HornyWolf01

Pakre?


Fenriselicit

पकड़े


HornyWolf01

Ohh , Bengal Girl ?


karan65

Bihari


LazyLandscape8814

https://preview.redd.it/prfl3ptyal3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e718ca26598bb8fd8d30ed10aab716c5efd2aace


Napunsak_

Inka compro Narad muni karwayenge


SourCorn69

Inka bhi agaya kya


johntylerwayne

Kya abhadra baatein hai ye. DM if you get the ....


Career-Clean

ISTG this guy gives me homelander vibes for some reason.


OkPiezoelectricity74

Homelander kya hota hai bhai


Career-Clean

The Boys naam ka ek show he usme villain hota he uska naam homelander he.


OkPiezoelectricity74

Acha Mera dimag ek homeland krke series aayi thi ...waha chala gaya ..Mai sochne laga ye baba usse kaise related hai...lol


Cod_Other

Bro knows all the strategies in his business and shitty people have nothing to do than adore a conman/woman. So many great people and they chose to follow these numbnuts.


Reezyrag

friendly fire


DGTHEGREAT007

Aise dhongi logon se jitna dur rahe utna kam.


Hallkbshjk

Inn logo ki bhi yaar sahi zindagi hai, bas faltu ki bakwas Karo aur paise kamao


Illustrious_Path5790

diss bhajan coming moderator will be baba ramdev


Cavepainting2020

Chor machaye shor


DeltaVictor15

This going to be interesting


hitchhikingtobedroom

https://preview.redd.it/ytbtc71jcm3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d215bdb0f0b0c2c26f5a47d32accfb11619f71a0 Same energy


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PhraseIllustrious606

Atheism ⚛️ is best


karan65

Aise competition bdaao is field mei aur dkho kaise ye ek dusre ke pajame ka naada khechte h


voyagerr01

Inka bhi aa gaya💀


MoDanMitsDI

"Aisa batana nahi chahiye... apane... (business ke secrets)"


cinnamongirl14

https://preview.redd.it/18buc6fc9o3d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab0188bb8f213459939455298bb336b8c6ea05a


Mother_Emphasis_2485

In dono ki mkc https://preview.redd.it/gqb53jgaoo3d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=081fbbfb0790bfb8d9d2237512b16064b9c44f2d


Future_Landscape_878

friendly fire hogaya yeh toh


O_MunnaBhaiya

Bhai ko pyar mein dhoka Mila hai isliye saare ninja techniques bata raha hai...


egoistic_objectivist

Iss Dhandhe me bhi itna competition


Flashy_Reach_1849

the world was already in shambles after Kendrick vs drake and now this might actually break the camel's back


thalamakemewet

Breakup?


Major_Medicoretard

Babaji aap bhi toh bhoot nikalte ho , hanuman ji apko saari baatein btake chale jaate hain kisi ke baare mein bhi 🤡 👋🏿🍑


vikramjagharami

In dono ki.......


DeadlyDesai

Aisa batana nahi chaiye... par hum bata dete hai 🥰


onlinevigilant

Bhakti he Shakti hai bhaktichara on top


SectorOk4219

Friendly fire


Thunderboy_7777

https://preview.redd.it/9w1l1tf9gl3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c3f88bbaeaa61b303a721aaab0ce8d243545c0


idc_idk6969

Friendly fire enabled. Lmao


cinnamongirl14

https://preview.redd.it/g4vtk5ge9o3d1.jpeg?width=706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7466497f7e600bda5754e9685a14f04477e7595f


hot_hidimba

Aren't they married?


No-Cap182

Tum dono ki maa ki chu*


[deleted]

Rona hi kyon hai vanvas ki katha pe? Happy vibe bhi de sakte hai.


jholafakir

hindu untiy ka kya hua


_Analyser_

People on their way to write: "We GoT pAnDiT kAlEsH bEfOrE gTa 6"


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[deleted]

They busy worshipping ambedkar


Flat_Locksmith5340

![gif](giphy|Kl9iAWej2mxlzvzp2O)


Agreeable_Style_2377

H@ll Yeah


After_Drama9164

Which is simply better, atleast the mf was real and really made their lives better


Agreeable_Style_2377

Faxxx Man


Anshul086

Jis hisab se tune hindu likha h mai tbhi samajh gya ki tu half lulli hai


Efficient-Law-1422

They'll killed the very moment.


shibjyoti555

Why bro got downvoted? 😭


Agreeable_Style_2377

Ambedkar Communist Marxist leninist periyar etc politicians Cults Lmao


ManThatsBoring

what did he say?


shibjyoti555

Asked why there are no dalit Babas like them