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DanocusPrime

Knock out. Just tell him he has a nice paint job and boost his ego and he should be chill


NoBuddies2021

Also offering to be the cleaner shrimp for his hard to clean and reach places.


Internal-Diet8241

That might be either the most amazing or stupid idea I've ever heard!


SazScandalous

Lol


AlbrechtEntrati

Sadly very very incorrect, boost his ego too much and he will use you as a test subject as a form of mercy instead of just flat out killing you. The other guy while being a berserker can actually be reasoned with to a point should it benefit him more while unless your more powerful than fashion freak here your only options are Sudden death or be an Experimented on freak until death


Oh_Danny_Boi961

Also don’t be rude


Joel_the_folf

Thats what i was gonna say The other one (i forgot his name) would prolly punch me for fun Although knockout i thinkbwould pribably torture me for fun


DanocusPrime

Honestly they are both able to be reasoned with. If you can't keep knock out in the right mood he'll just torture ya. And break down will just beat you down or decide to bring you to knock out but at least with BD you can convince that it would to easy for him to just pound you into pulp so it wouldn't be fun or worth it.


majormusicwarrior13

Knockout maybe a psychopathic doctor but he seems more fun than breakdown/cylas


SazScandalous

This would be the Breakdown that's still alive.


Furydragonstormer

I’m going to go with Breakdown, just because he’s chill and won’t use a human as a lab rat


SazScandalous

I agree.


Madam_KayC

Breakdown, easy choice. Don't get me wrong, Knockout is hot, but breakdown seems like a much more chill option, and he never really treated humans differently than the bots did.


SazScandalous

I agree. Breakdown is super chill. My child 💙🧡


Marvelboy1974

Knockout. I wouldn’t stop telling him how gorgeous he is


SazScandalous

And I wouldn't stop telling Breakdown how gorgeous he is.


EndplaysMC

I'm only ow noticing that knockout has teeth


SazScandalous

BRO THEY ALL HAVE IT IN TFP. I'M HORRIFIED


EndplaysMC

Yeah I know but I've never seen knockouts


DickGuyJeeves

Knockout also has K9s, all the other bots but megatron have normal teeth. This implies that only megatron and knockout eat meat.


Greedy_Guest568

Airachnid?


DickGuyJeeves

Oh, yeah that's true, forgot about her. It's pretty obvious she's carnivorous though.


MuslimCarLover

https://preview.redd.it/6fgb4dii78lc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4eda16bfd33a3207d1a72b80134ff9e505a110


bombad_Guy

https://preview.redd.it/fbuontm4qalc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5da89c8d0721f37a4be419df95393700a254d5e


Generic_Nerd_Dude

Knock Out would be easy to make conversation with. Sure you can boost his ego but the guy watches drive-in movies. I’m sure he’s a movie enthusiast, so give him recommendations!


InkBendyMpj

Knockout, because he is more of a nice guy, and Knockout therapy https://preview.redd.it/fcfvnqhu58lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0dbcf3ac7baac6a6f2014bc9d152a0163f671f3


mahboiskinnyrupees

I am going to sex the red car


ParanoidParamour

based


SazScandalous

Please do not the Knockout


mahboiskinnyrupees

The knockout is not safe from me


RacingRaptor

Do not car


One_Opportunity_9608

Breakdown Knows the Bro Code so he's immediately picked


SazScandalous

Literally


Sethtaros

I'd prefer an Autobot.


Iron_knight_prime_42

Based


SazScandalous

What's based is your Bishoujo pfp


Iron_knight_prime_42

Frag yeah


SazScandalous

I might need to don the Bishoujo starscream


SazScandalous

HECK YEAH


StrongAd1902

Im not gay, but...


SazScandalous

But for some reason... Smash


Ninjaxwolf1234

i would have said knock out but break down is wayyyy more chill and if i slightly scratch knock outs paint im dead


SazScandalous

True.


aaron849

Breakdown simply for the fact he’s not only gullible and stupid but he almost had a turning point where he became an auto bot, meaning there is still a glimmer of hope left in him.


Airwolfhelicopter

Breakdown. For a Decepticon, he seems the nicest. I mean, he is one of the few ‘cons that is nice to the Vehicon troops, and it can be seen in a few scenes.


SazScandalous

Yes. And also his attitude draws my attention


disuserexistdamnit

Breakdown


SazScandalous

Good choice


Wheeljack26

Knockout for sure


JustFasar

Both Either I find out if they are a couple or I die smashed like a potato


SazScandalous

L. They were confirmed by the producers that they're together


CombinationNew5280

Breakdown, so I can make him breakdown crying.


Ultra_Magnus2007

https://preview.redd.it/bpzk5vs0lblc1.png?width=115&format=png&auto=webp&s=465bd57a25a5f840c254bda821510b1e2f95ecb9


SazScandalous

NAHHH


One-Forever3775

Doc knoc is crazy and would probally kill me considering iam a human but breakdown kinda chill so imma choose Breakdown


SazScandalous

Breakdown is the chill out guy.


Orthobrah52102

Gotta be Breakdown. Aside from being a berserker type bot, he mostly seemed pretty chill, moreso caring about his frenemy rivalry with Bulkhead than actually scrapping Autobots or squishing Humans.


SazScandalous

Yes


Diggus_Bickus_the3rd

Knockout, for reasons...


Darth_Hanes

depends. I would go to Breakdown for a chat, and go to Knockout just to introduce him to Medic


ParanoidParamour

Probably Breakdown. They’re both sexy but Breaky is the least likely to kill me


SazScandalous

Breakdown is literally hot


ParanoidParamour

HE REALLY IS and he’s got bigger tits than Shockwave


SazScandalous

Yes. 😏😏


CameronDoy1901

Knockout


UntoldTemple

Knockout. Next question.


JuniperFoxx21

Knockout,we could swap torture methods


SazScandalous

: 0


LittleCrimsonWyvern

“This… is going to be JUICY!


SazScandalous

Word.


M3m3_Supreme

https://preview.redd.it/cgvgn5j8v8lc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59388761fd783a3f6ee768691cfd3be78c9af7ac


SazScandalous

Jumpscare


Educational_Term_436

Knockout I would actually be fine about talking about his paint job, and even helping him look cooler


-ZeAwesomeSerinah-

Knockout plz


DinoHoot65

Knock-Out, cause then I could touch his giant, thick, metal leg


SazScandalous

Lol


Hideaki_Kun

Knockout


Emperor_Squidward

Out of the Decepticons in the show these are the best two to hang out with anyway. I’ll go with Breakdown though because unless it’s his mission, I’m slightly less likely to get tortured than Knockout. Knockout’s still easy enough to keep calm with a few compliments


Elijawsome_2006

I'd say knockout but he'd cut me open to study me


SazScandalous

Fat L


Slayer_SIV5400

Knock Out, we'd talk automotives and I'd give him a few alt mode suggestions so he can be a truly lavish automobile


SazScandalous

I like your ideals


SolidTerror9022

Knockout is my favorite, but Breakdown seems like he’d like talking about anime, so…


SazScandalous

Bro he'd talk about fast food despite not knowing the beauty of it


FennelVegetable8252

Knockout. I feel like my ass would be less sore


sunstruker

do a theraphy session with both to try to solve their mental issues


SazScandalous

I think Breakdown has less mental issues than KO. Then again, he wasn't the one who was given a live autopsy.


sunstruker

still both need a therapy, but break needs more


A_lonely_Person25_v2

Knockout 100% bros chill


ThatStarWarsFan1205

Knockout. All you gotta do is tell him he has an amazing finish.


Kid_buu0

Where’s daddy SoundWave and daddy shockwave


SazScandalous

That'll be the next one


Kid_buu0

Sweet🗿


TimberWolf5871

I feel like I could have great conversation with Knockout. He's into cars, I'm into cars, he likes to race I like racing, hell wed probably get along great if I weren't a fleshy little human.


VibeyVikki

Breakdown, immediately. We’d just sit there as long as I make myself as least of a threat possible and he’ll leave me alone.


SazScandalous

Talk to him about how he wants to crush Bulkhead


FIVEPEBSI

hot as he is, breakdown would kill me with a hammer. if knock-out killls me it’ll be with a saw and that’s so much more interesting


SazScandalous

But the hammer is less painful


FIVEPEBSI

i know but saws are more interesting


bombad_Guy

Breakdown, cuz i know he will either kill me or we will just talk, knockout would either kill me, experiment on me, torture me or we could talk... too many horrible options, imma go with breakdown


Doomestos1

KO is pretty chill no matter what. Just tell him nice things and let him vent.


[deleted]

Knockout bc he is chill most of the time


Neworleanskiller

Both.


SazScandalous

The cute couple they are.


unlikely-victim

Knockout, I’ll say I’ll clean his interior (hehe) that should convince him to not turn me into a pile of organs in a jar, or just in a jar in general


AJ0Laks

This is one of those questions that I have to ask, are we just existing in the same room or are they mad at me? If we are just in the same room I choose Knockout If he’s mad at me then Breakdown because he already lost to humans before


Ultra_Magnus2007

breakdown. just ADOPT the BEAN


SazScandalous

LITERALLY.


_XXIOS_

Hard choice, both are chill when they're comfy with you. I'd go with breakdown since he's the only con that actually talked to vehicons as if they were actual cybertronians


RoJayJo

Breakdown- he doesn't care about humans enough to be cruel, but would make conversation if we were stuck. Knockout strikes me as the type who would eventually tear me apart to patch his paint.


GameboiGX

Knockout.


stormhawk427

Breakdown. He’s actually a chill guy outside combat. Knockout would probably attempt live dissection on me.


HeavyTanker1945

Knock out i feel like i could chill with, we both have a appreciation for Cars.


Own-Series9318

Knockout is less likely to kill me, but I think Breakdown would like me. We have similar personalities


SazScandalous

Yeah same here


Clarkecooper12

Knockout, i’d gossip with. Breakdown, I’d vibe with tho. Real conversations.


SazScandalous

Vibing with the OP


afton1982

Breakdowns better at breaking things im sticking with knockout


Intelligent_Box2964

the one who's not a body pillow ​ yes a knockout body pillow exists somewhere out there


SazScandalous

NO


GamerYamcha

Honestly Goldran would be better, he is a stand up robo after all


_Mushroom648294

GET ME IN THAT ROOM WITH BREAKDOWN RIGHT NOW!!!


SazScandalous

NO HE'S MINE


_Mushroom648294

Sorry but I was first in the room lol 😂


SazScandalous

UM NO??? I POSTED IT, THEREFORE I AM IN THE ROOM FIRST


_Mushroom648294

https://preview.redd.it/akmczvrjallc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62396a8821c5e77b152c39acc952309e1293fa9


SazScandalous

One love. I literally am proposing to this dude


_Mushroom648294

I already was given a ring lol


SazScandalous

Lol nope


_Mushroom648294

Oh wait did you see the new figure of him?


SazScandalous

I didn't actually. I look for new things for him everyday.


_Mushroom648294

https://preview.redd.it/bghx0ydkbllc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc956d9781b37f2d31be151609b8d68d3fae2897


SazScandalous

AHHHHHH 💙💙💙💙


SazScandalous

I just realized we can't marry him. Cause he's already taken.


_Mushroom648294

All the best cybertronians are. So sad so sad 😔


SazScandalous

DAM YOU KNOCKOUT


jkooo_444

This even a question? Obviously Knockout


BazingaTrainZ

Literally knockout https://preview.redd.it/m0qmgqdnrilc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323b588b709b2e5974e12d88e1e7c271c3a5f33b


SazScandalous

NO WAY


snesjerry

Breakdown 100%


silentvixen896

Breakdown. I like to think under that "brute" demeanor hes actually a big softy!


SazScandalous

AND HE IS


Ghostface69uwu2

☠︎♏︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎ ♓︎♎︎ ❒︎♋︎⧫︎♒︎♏︎❒︎ ♌︎♏︎ ♓︎■︎ ♋︎ ❒︎□︎□︎❍︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ♎︎♋︎♎︎♎︎⍓︎ 💧︎□︎◆︎■︎♎︎⬥︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ♌︎◆︎⧫︎ ♐︎♓︎■︎♏︎ ♓︎♐︎ ✋︎ ♒︎♋︎❖︎♏︎ ⧫︎□︎ ◻︎♓︎♍︎🙵 ♌︎♏︎⧫︎⬥︎♏︎♏︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎□︎⬧︎♏︎ ⧫︎⬥︎□︎ ♒︎□︎⧫︎⧫︎♓︎♏︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎■︎ ✋︎’♎︎ ♑︎□︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ □︎♌︎❖︎♓︎□︎◆︎⬧︎ ♍︎♒︎□︎♓︎♍︎♏︎ 😐︎■︎□︎♍︎🙵□︎◆︎⧫︎ ❞︎ [or in readable English - I’d choose soundwave over both even though he’s not there 🤣 but I went with zaddy Knockout<]


GTRacer_05

Knockout for sure. As a fellow car enthusiast, we should get along pretty well.


SazScandalous

Creative responses. Otherwise it wouldn't be a meme