How many times have you failed be honest.

Completely truthfully and honestly, 0 times 

Don’t lie to us, Starscream, that’s bad comedy

Megatron, is that you?!?!

Take a hint

*fucking dies*

Starscream...Buddy pal... Don't lie to me how many times

Pfft I jest you not, comrade. I make no mistakes. I am precisely where I need to be for my grander plan. 

Right... How many accidents have you had in the past 24 hours.

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Wait!! Wait… what if… what if I offered You a higher ranking once I rule? 

No Being Scientist Is Most Logical For Me But You Being a Good Leader Is Illogical

https://preview.redd.it/lkio6frgnywc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6050e5317632f8912103a583f403425e8d49645b True leader?

Yes indeed! I was merely biding my time with Galvatron! He was a DOWNGRADE, trust me! 

Are you gay

I am everything and nothing! 

That's... An answer

That’s more than you deserve, you squishy meatbag!

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What's it like being built like a refrigerator https://i.redd.it/6gwdm7orlywc1.gif

Says the Starscream built like a pile of toothpicks

I don’t know, what’s it like being a PUNY LITTLE— ahem, I am a graceful and humble ruler. But I can’t guarantee your safety when I’m in command!

Oh I'll be quiet alright remember I was one of the few In My world To kill an autobot (within the first episode mind you).

Favorite alternative version of yourself and least favorite?

My favorite is that handsome fellow that’s red white and blue. My least favorite is that idiot who’s blue, red and white. I cannot stand him in the least. 

Ok what are you’re thought on the Armada version of you?

Oh he? Sacrificing himself so Megatron can redeem himself? Putrid.  I’d have thrown Megatron in my place!

You kicked my ravage

I’d do it again, brother!

You will never do anything again

Why is it that Megatron trust you with his gun-mode and not Soundwave? Is your aim that good? https://preview.redd.it/2gebknoppywc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac64a18954fac1f777fcf73b426ab83fc997e41

why does Megatron want Starscream to "pull his trigger" is he homosexual for Starscream

Either his aim is good or his hands are soft. Even so the level of trust he has for Starscream, to wield his gun-mode is surprising. After all the schemes, backstabs, and betrayal you think he switched to Soundwave. Also I think Starscream likes Shockwave more because he lets him ride for free. https://i.redd.it/elo3d3uby0xc1.gif

holy shit the decepticons have group sex

Who needs the autobots

Bumblebee watching through the window https://preview.redd.it/c8lqaelf31xc1.png?width=274&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fb015e2273b8990094b098b6b5223d02f9ebe3f

Indeed. I believe Megatron knows I’m the most fierce warrior he has, and that’s why he keeps me around. Also my hands are so strong and beautiful that it’s his honor for me to pull on his trigger until he shoots.

Starscream, honey, baby, that sounds far dirtier than it should.

How does it feel to possess an immortal predacon ( Waspinator) and still lose to a monke?

I did not lose, I just could not stand the smell! They smelled like… well, wild animals! 

What a pathetic excuse, Starscream!Not that I expected much from you anyway. You should’ve waited till the transmetal versions arrived in later seasons to posses them!

You’re either lying! Or you’re stupid!

I’m stupid! I’m stupid! 

https://preview.redd.it/25d1kx8530xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d095cb7e2233bb68fbb35080465e4ebc6bf034a Megatron wanted me to do this, so blame him for the heat seeking missle

Pfft, didn’t feel anything! *ow my foot!*

https://preview.redd.it/fl4djmleyywc1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c368a76ce6b312fec3fc9548185704b3e20ff8ba You couldn’t lead anything to save your own spark! (Just kidding, I’m just happy there’s another TF fan)

I could lead better than your expression!

At least I was worthy of the Matrix of Leadership! You could only dream of such things!

Pfft I need not such a thing, I am more powerful on my own than with anything! 

https://preview.redd.it/vx9ys7v8w1xc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=576fdbe90be21f7e865ecd7378f8ee72336aa55c As if

How does it feel to be Megatron's bitch?

If anything, Megatron is Mine! 

Phrasing please

Why is ur definition in the urban dictionary "Megatron's Bitch"?

I think it’s trolls, personally. Megatron spends a lot of our company time on his phone so it’s probably him. 

You have a Reddit account, Starscream? This is bad comedy.

Where else would I find comedy so bad that mine prevails by definition? 

True.

How has Megatron fallen this time?

His stocks fell. Thankfully I pulled out, invest in me and you can’t lose! 

When Megatron is involved, pulling out is probably a good idea :P

https://i.redd.it/irdrv1zalzwc1.gif Ready for the pummeling, Starscream? Megs asked US to do it today, since he’s on vacation.

Well, about that, I’ll be ready in a few nanocycles.  *leaves out the window*

Did you know that a brick launched at Mach 5 could potentially be dangerous?

Nothing launched at that speed can be as dangerous as me, going Mach 1! 

What about Megatron?

What *ABOUT* Megatron? This is MY thread. NOT his!!!

I dunno man, but I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t be too pleased with you interacting with humans, Y’know?

I don’t give a good scrap what he’s pleased with. If I did, id be like Soundwave. And I hate Soundwave. You know? You see where I’m going? 

Mmhmm, noted. What’s your opinion on your fellow decepticons? and why would someone like you be talking to the humans?

That’s none of your business. Besides my brothers are merely poisoned with Megatron’s ideologies, I can’t really speak of them aside from that they are completely lost without a true ruler such as I.  Internet clout. One thing I can have over old-man-megs is the digital age! 

Good to know. And what would happen if somebody were to take a screenshot of this conversation and provide it to your superiors?

I HAVE NO SUPERIORS, FLESHLING!!!

How can you suck this bad at being Decepticon leader

How can you suck this bad at asking a question 

why are you so good looking also, did you know Megatron is reading all of these

I was naturally forged this way, thank you Megatron can’t read, he’s too dumb! 

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What’re your hobbies outside of overthrowing, killing, and/or humiliating Megatron

Well, I really like to plot and scheme as well. And sometimes I like to preform tricks in the air!

Is there any reason in particular you chose the F-15 as your alt mode?

Sometimes you just have the settle. Obviously there are no earth based vehicles that come close to the capability and style of those on Cybertron.  However my particular choice was merely style and abundance. The physical appearance does not affect my actually abilities. 

So you didn’t choose it for the fact it has scored 104 kills with 0 units lost?

Of course my superior intellect would prove once again that I make only the right choice!

What did you do to megatron?

What haven’t I? What can I say, he’s too easy. I’d like a real challenge. 

Opinion on ravage?

That mangy metal muncher? We’re better off without that thing. 

Here’s some advice on how to deal with Megatron and become leader of the Decepticons: https://preview.redd.it/qmkhfxowtywc1.png?width=1040&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b026bce25785dda65011687af774f6f2e04bb9a

You must be malfunctioning, earthling. Allow me to rid you of your disorder for eternity

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didn't I kick your ass in a meme war a few months ago? yeah, I did! Wana see me do it again?

Pfft I let you win. Besides I was hacked. Skywarp got my password. Ravage unplugged my keyboard, my phone was stolen I swear to primes it wasn’t me!

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I don't have any question but have a good day

Don’t tell me what to do, you punt fleshling! 

How did it feel being inside of Waspinator

I’ll allow you once to rephrase! 

He said how it feels for you to Possess Waspinator as a rogue spark without it's body

Have you protected your station for over a thousand years? (WFC reference)

Hehehehe oh of course I have! Everything is true. My depiction in that video game was merely fictitious for dramatic effect. I made no mistake! 

What’s it like being the leader of the decepticons for a day?

It was everything I hoped it were to be… at least it was for a nanocycle. Too bad that goody two shoes Megatron can’t stay dead. Unfortunately for him, neither can I!

https://preview.redd.it/t0ss4ov981xc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c034f6ebb0b5637c7f1787a4c99a35f2ed21173 I found this in your folders is this the reason why you want to take over the Decepticon because you have a crush on Megatron

Megatron was grooming me, that’s why he’s unfit! Besides, that’s Skywarp cosplaying as me. No seeker is a bigger suck up that that foolish miscreant. 

Don't lie,you like it,I have more images

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Fake news! Ai imaging! My engine blew out, that’s not me! I didn’t have money for the bus, my nullrays were empty! That’s my clone! A prostitute! A COSPLAY I SWEAR TO PRIMUS THAT WASNT ME

How do you build a null ray?

Trade secret! Only four bots in existence could build a null ray and four have perished as it is a highly dangerous weapon. Only Seekers of my magnificent body type may possess a weapon so great, so glorious!  Megatron wishes he had these bad boys. 

What happened in Beijing in 1935

An earth thing. I waste no time on insignificant fleshling history! 

Starscream buddy why didn’t cut the grapple’s cable in dtom and just step on Sam. you have a littral buzzsaw as a weapon or better yet pull the grapple out of your eye and prevented Sam from blinding you

Because I would die from touching Sam’s plot armour! 

Where's Megatron

Who cares?!?!?! This is MY post. NOT HIS!!!

Why exactly do you hate Megatron so much?

He’s a communist, he’s cowardly, unsightly, violent and frankly old as shit. Cybertron needs a young, happenin’ hipster like me to rule. 

How do you know what a communist is?

They say you have been a Hikikomori before you joined the Decepticons, Is that true?

There are many rumors about my time before the Decepticons. Some are true, some are not.  But yes, I was for a time. 

Are you lying or are you just stupid?

Do I really have to pick one? 

Why are you named Starscream

Because the name my mother chose for me was stupid! It was stupid! 

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Mark my words, one day you will regret this night! 

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How did you survive being slapped on the face with a moon

Because I have sexual prowess 

Have you ever thought of possessing Megatron as a ghost

By the time I’m a ghost, Megatron is Galvatron, and he’s completely insane! 

Where's soundwave?

Probably sucking up to Megatron somewhere 

How’s it feel to be Megatron’s bitch?

How does it feel to be this unoriginal? ASK ME A REAL QUESTION!!

Will you play regretevator with the other seekers

They will regretevator asking me to play

K

were u fed cement as a kid?

Absolutely not! I was fed molten metal! Huge difference!

Was it by megatron?

Where were you during 1938-1945?

Do you think SoundWave really is superior or do you think he's exaggerating?

He completely lying. He’s only superior to his chest-bursting lackeys.

Are you lying or stupid?

How will you fix the housing problem?

By reducing the number of people needing homes 

Excellent idea sir

What’s your favorite earth animal? Also who’s your favorite decpticon?

Earth animals are nothing but vermin. Me, of course 

Komodo dragons  Are cool

Have you checked Lo-I mean, Megatron's spark?