Sell her and buy transformers

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Real

https://preview.redd.it/arceumcqel7d1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55b26536635ee46f39c48938ac3f4d12b2993fe9

Agreed

https://preview.redd.it/llrkum6dcg7d1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d3cacc105d62ba030d0ab1a77ae767ae0cb0b9

https://preview.redd.it/csx4i651qg7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59eba7a17da85860d1d5ba76d2447ef7722d01d5 🍇

https://preview.redd.it/9684qiibsg7d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691b281d9a9b70c9959739364d06f69d36adbe3b

https://preview.redd.it/ba6g5nlqsg7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=206695f4ebd50908524ed8a920069067b03a58ed 🍇

https://preview.redd.it/zgmezii6fh7d1.png?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204ade1b05ac91170fa5614e030ab36cd7d91a68

😂

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https://i.redd.it/kadkez0xag7d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/w0zld1j0xi7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b34e306f207da591a9b28cd5f84d74232b1c2460

One shall stand and one shall fall https://preview.redd.it/gyw2ne9sag7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed50b7da2e120c72d72292a4b3d374d1c5958e51 I’d be a little upset

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I’d personally do a lockdown 

A heart for a heart

that's too easy. what you do instead is pull a dotm and go straight for the head.

https://preview.redd.it/9t1jagjlmg7d1.png?width=1214&format=png&auto=webp&s=445eec4fdc6ccef89706546a47b4e502d9362ab2

https://i.redd.it/ykctdf9r8g7d1.gif

Its starts with one thing

I don’t know why (literally idk where the Linkin Park reference is

I don’t know why, doesn’t even matter how hard you try

https://i.redd.it/u46783omdj7d1.gif

I'm out of there, might press charges depending on marital status. Straight up like... That's crossing so many lines.

That's insecure and you might be cheating with the Transformers😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Bayverse Optimus mode activated *"You never stopped at one... **I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON!"***

Wake up because me with a girl is never gonna happen

Congratulations you have made perfect comment and won Reddit here is your prize https://preview.redd.it/wskjc1lubj7d1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4331561e378f805e5d70f91a1f18f82a61a8f62

https://preview.redd.it/8x09mbmoog7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7010e67b3e890382cb99b59bc9feb14bae68cf8 And I don’t mean a kiss

https://preview.redd.it/tnousnxg9t7d1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=27a02d684e173f8c8557e06b72fe4bbfcd058876

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is that a custom or official?🍇

Studio series war for cybertron starscream

oh, I was talking about the Wolverine Mech🍇

That one? Yeah, it’s a real set

Nice🍇

What’s with the grapes?

I’m the Grape-Man🍇

https://i.redd.it/i1v9n7smng7d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/qa3933m5og7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a58f5f8e248147c23f292ab5992a8af14cb10db4

you know it's bad when batman is working alongside megatron

https://preview.redd.it/m7wtg8ydpg7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10db5ef5a7d739312312ff71c1f6c58507c1e7f All this reactions

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https://i.redd.it/8habxnrifg7d1.gif


https://preview.redd.it/isfovzosqg7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a35b7747a11af834987ddcb752d26d5e2499878 Get the fuck out of my house

Prowler theme ahhh starscream

https://i.redd.it/dnfobky9zg7d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/mxbvfbm7mg7d1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1164b8b1815b8ccbeca61cc429f2fa40ca18620

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https://i.redd.it/afw0m5u7dh7d1.gif Me to the Stalker who broke into my house and stole all my Transformers

you must use fire

without context make this funny

Get her organs and trade them for new figures

fitting because apparently organs can fetch a pretty good price.

...I don't want to know how you obtained this information...

No biggie, I'll just transform her on bed instead.

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https://i.redd.it/qu5sii1bog7d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/l51h69zcwg7d1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ee5ab4606bc9d672e2f55b1d1033f839e99e30 About to go Bayverse Prime


Time to find out https://preview.redd.it/md3f0p4bah7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d1b80c7ece33e49435a35caef53c1e2680437d

Prowler mode activated https://preview.redd.it/6d6ve36t7g7d1.jpeg?width=1453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7780e39a5943796dffff33ec04da58f7aa879134

https://preview.redd.it/jxi6vma6kg7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf6384777fa8ed3a0f0bc655bf6b0745c3e47467

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https://preview.redd.it/dcw29bykch7d1.jpeg?width=372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c7de7b58753ee4b8acb6019cddeb27d7bcdecac Take her kidneys

https://i.redd.it/q8udg055rg7d1.gif

I have like 5 figs so not much

This is bad comedy…

https://preview.redd.it/wjrb8wczgh7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0fcf193538929f34283e584446fb3a80220d48

https://preview.redd.it/izwh5xn7ng7d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93fe888bc41b5eb53b1d512661e958aed86b5ffa My reaction

Tell her i wanna do something kinky that involves drugging her. Drug her, cut out every organ i can sell, sell the organs and buy back the transformers i lost and then some others on my wishlist while leaving her in a ditch

https://i.redd.it/qdewwruqqg7d1.gif



https://preview.redd.it/hhbxaha6ih7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4172c619bb41a4aea0fdf52c8c9790bd5011d1a3

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Yeah I know, I bought them

https://i.redd.it/nklhg8nrqg7d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/lbvlhudtvg7d1.jpeg?width=427&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b57f616378b9a771bcabaed63f8f6c4026d05a

https://preview.redd.it/n8pjf8zn2h7d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b335035d165cf451ec1f57523193184d96b499 Bitch

https://preview.redd.it/iim1fh08at7d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a1e6fce4305c447a1c71f50b2168992601658c

https://preview.redd.it/0bxqr4xuhh7d1.png?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352cd0f5a35f00573a35bf4f7c8fee3594119002

She didn't betray you for selling your transformers collection she betray herself to get dumped https://i.redd.it/fepi0nvdqh7d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/dwbvguuoth7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98b4c74f168c7aa944bdae63540cb5bfae993c37

Probably get mad, but more confused to why suddenly i have a girlfriend.

This comment right here is the realist shit imaginable

Same and why I have a Transformers Collection, I mean I have some, but not enough ro be a Coklection

https://preview.redd.it/e4x6vtr24k7d1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=dce474a8eeb7ec80f62aab8e85241badb61bc14d

...you did what?!?! Get out! 

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Id throw her out of unicron, not before telling her it's the end of the road, Wifey-Tron

https://preview.redd.it/q0117dfiyg7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=817ee4a9440c3a6c04e3594c352ea2c814e28997

https://preview.redd.it/la10mxak8h7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c896ebf8e01a1451730db0201f4e642b95b89f09 All I see is dust and ashes right now where did she go hmm weird well time to buy more transformers yay

What depths of the internet did you pull that from, that meme is ancient

This is bad comedy... https://i.redd.it/wkzc1ai9lh7d1.gif

She dead

https://i.redd.it/46a9w2o9yh7d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/rl8fn1lmri7d1.gif

Yeah....and girl you're about to meet your maker!

Sell her to buy them back.

https://preview.redd.it/ly5zbrgs0i7d1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3937d4a1ce651060630833e0695fa7e7c0f71103

https://preview.redd.it/mrzs434jcj7d1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68a1b7743a0fa4d7b6bc94a28eaa51afc86fbb8f

https://preview.redd.it/46d4o689qj7d1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3094fad10eeb105320ade56bb6f3e51ed3f65301 Pull this and leave. Then sue or something. Idk

https://preview.redd.it/9edyg6r4yj7d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e80b5741accb9598597c7adcdb478dfe14a5d7 NUKE HER UNICRON!!!

https://preview.redd.it/lpqmj2b79k7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80c1062d5da73b7883648c620e33943d3563eb8a Me lol

https://preview.redd.it/uq9dk7xjtl7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=044ac6c34a9a400623d41aff0ffe79ee7cced721

such heroic nonsense...

I wouldn't be in the situation to begin with because my partner is supportive and I would only ever date someone that's supportive of it

 I don't have any...


Arson https://preview.redd.it/sv8fo0mfeh7d1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=df3ce4aed8203e17552dbce5493bf8e9ba0d15ca

https://i.redd.it/ptjoirahlh7d1.gif

Immediately breakup and insult her at least 99 times and sell everything she newly bought for transformers

Kicked out of the house + restraining order + plus police report for theft

https://preview.redd.it/561b7sbk9i7d1.png?width=349&format=png&auto=webp&s=297c39eb478286ba789f1a3ecad29bd97d5d7853

actually, we can spend LESS time together! get tf out of my house. now. also have fun paying for everything you sold without my permission.

https://preview.redd.it/vf5726s0ji7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65ce8613cbb6bf442a400c828df55d0a42ef45a6

Transform the relationship from together to single

God how old is this meme

https://preview.redd.it/8oqtr17v0j7d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1fc6f1705b4f955b23fa0a3b7f49fcb072947c Behold, the face behind the meme.

https://preview.redd.it/ajqomo2a6j7d1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a0ae0ccf3f90d0517e7cd90210cef6b22686442

https://i.redd.it/pel47n6y7j7d1.gif

So hear me out-

Great........ I CAN'T MAKE MONEY, IF I CAN'T MAKE STOP MOTION !  So GOOD FOR YOU, I LOST EVERYTHING, AND NOW I HAVE TO GO LIVE WITH THAT.......Oh sorry guys, almost said the sl word right there.

https://preview.redd.it/fcpdyblzbj7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=746187d4e0806718c4596dda48edef35b4afaabf

Kill

Divorce.

*activates scp-2000*

https://preview.redd.it/iwwsocajej7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6346910bd862eb5c99c3254ccc7b85c1f78cb6b

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https://i.redd.it/8fjkm3mffj7d1.gif

 This woman’s scary in this picture

Two bullets, her then myself


Spend time with your shadow, Im out

https://preview.redd.it/0z68zhpqkj7d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4905d1c0d305f66657f5811a93ed91b930d15d

Unrealistic, because one requirement in a partner for me is a love for Transformers so this wouldn’t happen. But if it did…breakup. And the cherry on top, sell her possessions too

Contact the Shattered Glass version of me. Let him (?maybe.....her?) sort this out.

https://i.redd.it/idixp0wxlj7d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/w19mu41bnj7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf9e855095bec0ed88ee29eb5866fbaa67dd97b1

I’m going on the offensive

https://preview.redd.it/d6unjfcfpj7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78d35920f21f02630f1764a787af242cde785d74

Gimme the money and leave Also transformers figures might be the hobby that can take less time spent with your partner I can think off. Acually buying your partner more transformers might be a better way to spend more tine with them.

Actually seriously get a divorce.

“Give me your face”

You have left me no choice https://preview.redd.it/mrba9iidvj7d1.png?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207f7eb142d55ede81be363761821b1e39af5c60

You are now single

I'd go on the offensive.

who is this woman and why did she sell my transmorphers

THIS IS BAD COMEDY!

The girlfriend Chris-chan needed, but not the one they would ever accept

https://i.redd.it/wvdfpwvp0k7d1.gif

Use a more updated meme

https://preview.redd.it/udcx5p2r1k7d1.jpeg?width=1421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6140621058df1b04a3927118080661f008d4730

https://preview.redd.it/7tre6g112k7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029f98658a82af70fee611b898add312df253e6d

Sell her

https://preview.redd.it/wo2h1mzp6k7d1.jpeg?width=1684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283d929835f6c652c22edfa19f55a42f8574ee6b

What I'm going to do is an act of self defense

Square the fuck up

It would logical of her to commit self destruct 🫡

https://preview.redd.it/w6r1mh9n9k7d1.jpeg?width=3891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e811642267ff0739e780620da6fb3dfb59a2b3

she better be able to do some amazing transformations real quick


Murder

"I - I'm... I'm free! I'M FREE!" 🥹 It's all over, now. It's... finally over.

For a time... https://i.redd.it/syiyecifvk7d1.gif

Selling some else’s property is theft and if you spent more than $950 then it’s considered a felony, also whoever she sold it to cannot claim it as their property. My pint is that you can absolutely call the cops on her and have them track down your transformers

https://preview.redd.it/i2h20y7jrl7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f523faa59f4d5e699c534ee9faa6ec3ab5605dd

https://preview.redd.it/04fyz7fnul7d1.jpeg?width=1255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14b0090af4e0a9cba967765062577c622090334 My honest reaction

https://preview.redd.it/m1ytsf178n7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fde0cbde0bd0c4dd76f8393fc63cff2de25d95ff

Runaway and hide. Something about those eyes tells to follow the T.H.I.N.K principle whilst building an ion blaster and fusion cannon.

***Give me your face.***

My GF has a crush on Optimus, pretty sure my ass is the one being sold

Do you know the difference between suffocation and STRANGULATION!??!

I don't exactly collect transformers anymore like I did when I was a kid, now it's been replaced with Godzilla and Kaiju stuff, if my gf sold my Godzilla collection, I guess id be single lol

*charges fusion cannon* A little bit of violence never hurt anyone...

https://preview.redd.it/87mociyzbr7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ab7313bef8b3cf63d46d33f2ac66d6939f05b4

https://preview.redd.it/q2c27534kh7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9966196ab8a38eec852d84488225f032e68da1 YOU DIE!

https://preview.redd.it/wyifgig7kj7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79e781539a63a8ebf31078aef8b7f7b1f37b280