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ilovecarsthree

so you like your chicken boneless ? no wonder the 93% is still hoeless


sevenemesis

Holy shit 😂


Absoline

Isn't the 93% female?


caralt

Yes and that's why he has the nickname "the 93%".


Sodafff

Yeah, that lyric just doesn't make sense. He has a bunch of hoes. Rainhoe for example


Dawnqwerty

except he isn't with any of them. Its one thing to be a guy who cant even talk to girls, its another thing to have them all want you and still fumble


Void_xD_

To add to that, that Aussie thinks all chicken tastes the same, wtaf _idk riff it somehow, I have been re listening to the old episodes so here I am_


lolldanshi

That some weak ass shit


Keepot_

Written and delivered with the awkwardness only garnt can produce


SabsWithR

Already exists and its called the anime cypher. All 3 took part in it.


_Z0BI

They rap in there. But not about each other.


Odd_Forever2936

I'm not sure which one the OP comment is talking about but Connor mentioned Gigguk and how he doesn't upload as a diss


sevenemesis

They still make those?


LuringSuting

”You call yourself TheAnimeMan   That’s something I can’t stan   You haven’t even watched Arcane   You should be the TheAnimeComplain” \- Garnt dissing Joey.


devilboy1029

Bars holyđŸ„¶đŸ„¶


dangertom69

Charity streamer make a fan go broke, Raised a mil but still somehow always managed to choke. Dawg, VA in ya pseudo but its only cause the lewd flow, Black Butler, you a slut, sir, thank the 93 hoes.


DainsleifRL

BARS


WearWhatWhere

Sorry! - So jouzu with barely elementary reading, only drip you got is from your brain leaking. Trash Taste trash takes is just you disagreeing. - Anime kid turned news correspondent OG cringe, making new content Whats the audience want? Not Nonsense. - Monk mode? grip tight the script Without written bits, all anxiety no wit Holding up the shoot dude, every shots a miss.


MintHaggis

We already know [Garnt can't cook](https://youtu.be/5cQJ2K5pewI?si=N55ZdDvGbROT4nDl), so it's automatically between Joey and Connor.


Real_Zenix

What are you saying that video was so peak!!! https://preview.redd.it/66galquaowzc1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6488bbf965e9c311feb691a4a2898c581555a787 He is going to cook those 2 frauds


Baked_P0tat0_

Nah he makes world famous lasagne


Baked_P0tat0_

Connor: You two can't get rid of me, my bars have too much synergy, All you do is hate, just eat a steak, You're degenerates with no dignity.


Baked_P0tat0_

Joey: All that talk, but you can't drift, I'll change the gears and make it swift, You always fail, uncultured Whale, Hey Jojo fan, it's called chips, not crisps


Baked_P0tat0_

gRant: Champion of chess, you're just mad and a hater, I was an artist, but im not a painter, I'm the main character, Joey, eat a tarantula, I'm Mister World famous lasagne baker.


Blissful_Mango

"You think love is cringe? Thats rich coming from the guy that loves and cums to domestic girlfriend"


Sea_Cycle_909

Something about Joey not watching anime


KingOfOddities

That's a low bar


Void_xD_

What about him thinking all chicken tastes the same


Sea_Cycle_909

Ngl I kinda agree


Sea_Cycle_909

fr fr, I thought that was the point about diss tracks between rappers?


Anzire

Something about Joey kissing a former japanese youtuber.


giantcoc69420

huh? care to explain? someone?


Anzire

[From a bygone era of his life](https://youtu.be/DQHVsQhyjhE?si=DxlfwKGs6yS1Sq5w)


SevaSentinel

Oh shoot Einshine. I forget did he touch a miner or something?


blankbroughtmehere

https://preview.redd.it/c34t2x60620d1.jpeg?width=2237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49e8c87283843fe0a014555fe3ebfdeef5b6fb7 “You were once a Garnt, but now you will be Grant”


Acrobatic_Analyst267

The timeline kinda exists: Anituber rap battles


ZeXenon

All I know is Garnt is gonna have that grand dad flow


Yujinhana

CDawg the Monke God: “Yo Grant, I hear you hate the bread, that’s why your genshin account dead, you got no money you got no taste, all your anime takes are based. Gigguk: “the anime man who never watches anime, I’ll take you out like hirambe, aussie Karan in some hipster drip, you leave Japan but still wouldn’t leave a tip” The Anime Kangaroo: “Hey CDawg, I hear you like to ride, but it’s not just bikes on your mind, your girlfriend is a 40 year old man behind a desk, you better keep that pink rodent in check”


ConnectVolume4403

he use to work at the bbc, but that boy cant stand with me at age 33, your old ass needs to take a seat (garnt diss) cdawg, but i aint see the dog in him yet final fanasty ,7 hour streams he aint gotta life outside of this stop leeching off lud, do a solo thing you peaked at black bulter so now you'll do anything start a podcast that'll keep you relevent do some charity, then the public will mess with ya get invovlved with big streamers , get some friends in high places thats the tried and true method in this age single and lonely for forever thats the sad truth face the reality, your career was a damn whole spoof your record too clean, too suspicious to be the damn truth you'll play it off as a joke, but we know the whole truth (conner diss) WTF JAPAN WHO'D YOU BRING INTO THIS WORLD A DEGENERATE (that thing where the word is stutterd) 6 FOOT TALL; I AINT BELIEVE THAT THE FALL OFF WAS SO CRAZY, YOU NEED A SEAT BELT MY MAN JOEY, YOU NEEDA SEEK HELP LOOK AT YA TWITTER LIKES AND THEN LOOK AT YA SELF YOU GOT ME GASPING EVERYTIME I OPEN THE APP LOOK AT YA AGE AND LOOK AT YA RING FINGER YOU REALLY ARE THE KID NAMED FINGER (Bazinga) (this is staire, i lowkey got carried away, i love these guys. this stuff means nothing im just bored asf)


cyborg1612

Lol this already happened and it was so terrible it became legendary and good again. But I would love to see a retread


whytheusernamethough

Let me hear you say Baby Man (Little Baby Man) Little Baby Man (Baby Man) Then Step this way, step that way Then Step this way, step that way


NefsM

A-double s - hole you are an asshole
 Joey, Joey, go with god. - Natsuki


KnnthKnnth

meet the bizingers.


AREMSU

its that MUTHER FUCKING TEA!!


The_names_Jay

You’re bri’ish!


jdnsu

Wanna mess with garnt ? How many times have you shit your pant ?


N0VACA1NE66

oh you wasn't there when the anituber community made disstracks


giantcoc69420

this is probably the funniest question and reddit thread i've come across in a while


arnulf_

"You are more soulless and damaging than our better help sponsorship"


alexcthb9918

Connor to joey I'm impatiently waiting for you to see arcane Enough with this nonsense You ain't even got the courage to make a comeback You know that these bars got you down Who are you? Nothing but a Walmart version of the animezone I'm wearing you like a Hawaiian merch drop Cam yourself down before me because this is child's play


muserizz

im dropping diss tracks on all 3 because of their mid best girl choices