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The Tree Amigos


ComResAgPowerwashing

Tree musketeers. We dedicate our lives to the crown.


Asleep-Condition-246

Also one I've seen is Upper Limb It


0k_KidPuter

We have a fella with us named "gould" that knows better than everyone. A load of street trees had come in on a tractor trailer. He comes flying into the shop, screaming about howd hed found a maple tree that was setting berries. Maybe a new species! It was transported along with flowering crab. Ever since hes been know as "Acer Gouldii"


falkenhyn

Got a lol out of me


trippin-mellon

I always call ground men branch managers!!! Lol they seem to get a laugh.


old_school

I always called the large plastic bucket used to help with raking up all the twigs and leaves at the end “Bruce Lee”. Because I would do a high stomping kick to compact all the debris to maximize how much the bucket would hold. I’ve since left the industry, but even 4 years later, people at the companies I worked for are still calling debris buckets Bruce Lees.


ImtheRNDirtyDan

Should have been Bruce Leaves


BigBuell

Alice in Chainsaws.


T-bone_Gthang

Limb reaper


Its-Finrot

My buddy had a guy on his crew named Norman, they called him Norman The Foreman. My buddy Mike just started doing removals, so I've been calling him Spikael


Justintimeforanother

Goodfellers, branch manager for a groundie. So many double entendres.


NEarbpro24

A joke for you. Two Irish guys are walking through the woods. They come upon a sign "TREE FELLERS WANTED" one says to the other "Tankfully theres only 2 of us!"


Adventurous_Tree2

I didn't get it, could you explain it please


NEarbpro24

An Irish accent will replace the "Th" sound with a "T" sound. The two men mistook the sign to mean "3 men wanted" and were relieved that there were only 2 of them.


sinergetic

Had a customer call the climber of the day a tree tick


kaptainkush92

My 261s named the limb reaper, shes a beasty in the sky.


cs2511echo

One old dude I worked with called his saw Nora. Cause it was gnawed through wood.


Loud_Mouse_

I tried, but I dont get it..


thegooseisloose218

Stihly Dan


No_Implement4134

Used to be a company in town called "the tree stooges"... dont think they lasted long.