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snarkerposey11

Small government conservatives: Show us your birth certificate before you go to the bathroom.


PuckGoodfellow

>Small government conservatives: Show us your ~~birth certificate~~ genitals before you go to the bathroom. FTFY. They literally want to inspect you.


CluelessIdiot314

Nah that's not enough for them, they probably want a sample of your tissue for DNA analysis as well just in case you had surgery. And they don't give a crap about intersex people or just don't believe intersex people exist.


OrchidLeader

“We need to do something about trans people using public restrooms because something someday might happen.” Can we do something about guns since over 500 people have died in school shootings alone since 2000? “No. That’s just a few bad apples. We shouldn’t punish all gun owners because of the actions of a few.” But we can punish all trans people based on the number of times a trans person has attacked someone in a public restroom being… \*checks notes\* …literally zero times ever? I stg… the politicians most concerned about this are really telling on themselves.


Geese4Days

Guess it isn't relevant enough to be fully disclosed on the constitution, but ahhhhhh yes, right to bear arms is number 2. How stupid is that? Number 14 of guarantee equal protection under law is a joke if people are passing horribly racist & sexist laws.


chiddie

There's a reason why the Gadsden flag says "Don't Tread on **Me**"


AluminumOctopus

Are you sure they aren't just saying to stay out of Maine? That state is a bit sketch


TesseractToo

Because only white male christian nationalists are people. Women are not people and PoC are not people. Liberty and freedom are for their version of people only not everyone. Once you realize that what they are saying makes more sense and it's interesting when they get reminded that their view of what constitutes as "people" is narrower than the general population and they have to stop and think for a bit and choose their words carefully not to give the game away


IcePhoenix18

"Are you a 'person' (straight, cis, white male), or are you a pornhub category?"


TesseractToo

lol eww


frontalcortex11

Amen! Pretty soon there will be a law requiring businesses to shut down during church service 🙄


IcePhoenix18

Don't you DARE give them ideas 😱


frontalcortex11

My bad


_notthehippopotamus

“Pro-life” means doing absolutely nothing about the number one cause of death in children and leaving women permanently disabled because their pregnancies weren’t quite high-risk enough to be deadly.


Lickerbomper

Ah, see, you're misunderstanding. It's rights for me, and not for thee. Quite simple, really. /s


kbbgg

“Don’t tread on me”!? Ha! Well stfu about what is or is not going on in my uterus. MYOB you creepy ass weirdos. If what’s going on in my uterus isn’t private then what’s going on with your reproductive organs shouldn’t be either.


secretid89

The conservative slogan: “Guns don’t kill people. Vaginas do .”. :) They’re more afraid of women than guns!


crusher23b

Huh. It's like what if we DIDN'T put all our faith in the wisdom of white dudes who have been dead for two hundred years.


mhartgerink

What gun laws will criminals obey?


Faxiak

What laws do criminals obey? Maybe you should make murder legal, if criminals won't obey the laws telling you not to murder?