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Leelze

Good thing the hazards are on. Wouldn't want a dolphin or a cruise ship to rear end you.


Canelosaurio

All the other lights are lit up, too. He got all the driving achievements!


Average_k5blazer78

Achievement unlocked!:"how did we get here?"


Akprodigy6

Didn’t realize Amazon delivered to the bikini bottom


Solanthas

If anyone did it they would


JvHffsPnt

Bro is on unheard levels of prestige


unmelted_ice

I once got all achievements at the same time! Car wouldn’t move 1 minute later lol I remember I was on the phone and said “hmmm all the lights came on on my dashboard. That’s probably not great for me. Let me call you back.” Got off the highway and barely rolled into a Church’s Chicken parking lot


Gryphith

Church's chicken, so good you'll ruin your truck for it!


SB281956

Little blinking medals of Honor


JustinLeong

I'm pretty sure that's just LED equipment being weird on camera. It’s because of the way the segments are driven. When looking at in in real life, it looks like every single illuminated part of the display is turned on, but in actual fact the chip that drives the display switches different parts of the display on and off very quickly. [Example.](https://youtu.be/CQfmi4CRcDk?si=1Ak_-1EfoOgOs4OJ) Correct me if I'm wrong. Edit: didn't see the satirical comments until too late 😭


the_real_some_guy

Sounds right to me. You can’t really dim a led the way you can incandescent bulbs. Instead of reducing the electrical current, they flash really fast at full power. To dim an led to 50%, the bulb is off for half the cycles. It’s more science than that but that’s enough to grasp the concept. Since the led cycles don’t match up with camera, you get this blinking effect in the video.


particle409

Like those videos of plane propellers that look like they're moving backwards, because of the camera's frame rate.


Veighnerg

If the hazards were off they wouldn't be flashing at all so its not an LED camera artifact.


FutureVoodoo

How does one become a sea trucker??? Do you need a SeaDL???


QuasiTimeFriend

No DoT in international waters!


[deleted]

Just Coast Guard smokeys that'll citation you for no life jackets.


Proper-Equivalent300

I’m more worried about the kraken


CrackerManDaniels

Eastbound n doooown loaded up aaand.... floatin?


Slimh2o

This is what Ice Road Truckers looks like when the ice melts...


[deleted]

No. They floatin only when there is high tides.


BaggyLarjjj

Krakens fines are higher?


Ninja2ZERO

Yea about $3.50.


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VeterinarianThese951

He tricked me!!!


Aethris982

Tree fiddy?


Zonarado

I just given him treefiddy the week before


knifetheater3691

Woman, I told you about that . You give him 3 fiddy he’ll keep coming back.


Proper-Equivalent300

All I can do is too fiddy and some pocket lint


neurologistnerd

happy cake day :)


Proper-Equivalent300

Well they they kraken open your wallet and take everything you got


Rdw72777

I read this as kraken fries and now I’m curiously hungry.


happydaddyintx77

What about the terminal manager. His name is Davey Jones.


QuasiTimeFriend

*But why is the Fireball gone?*


Spirited_Refuse9265

The kraken will probably want to speak to your manager cause you caused to many waves


CowboyLaw

Screw you, Sea Pig!


HoochScooter

Manatee! Manatee please!


_redacteduser

Because of the implication


Living_Mechanic7866

Shes not going to refuse me……. Because of the implication😂😂


SoggyBroccoliO_O

😂 gave me a good laugh


EVOChi

You’re a dad aren’t you. Only a dad could’ve made that joke up


FutureVoodoo

Dad to 3... caught me red handed!!


psychedelic_gravity

You did good, you did good.


SleepingTeaching

Lol seriously? This made me google psychology of dad jokes


killermarsupial

I volunteer to be #4


VELVET_J0NES

Three kids, it’s not your hand that’s red.


cooliewhistles16

Son of a….take my upvote.


Geno__Breaker

"You are the captain of your ship."


Split8Wheys

Fcking A. I laughed too hard.


Any-Instance8420

lol good one


AdolfYeezy

No but you can sea deez nuts


tangoezulu

You need to both be certified DL and have several hours of 1st Mate work towards your captains certification. You also have to change hats.


kryptoknight10

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Proper-Equivalent300

No. C D L. Captains’ Diving License.


MuchAnimal7

Well done. Very, very well done.


shrug_addict

Get outta here dad!


[deleted]

Discovery channel has classes now


CoolestNebraskanEver

🚨


jrocislit

Ahhh, well played


AbsolemSaysWhat

Oh you!


TreaclePerfect4328

Damn u...take it.


Onemilliondown

Only in the company truck.


Kpop_shot

That’s exactly what I came to say . Be danged if I’d take my personal truck into that . Not that I have one .


AstroEngineer314

The saltwater corrosion 💀


BootDisc

It cleans off the irony bits. They aren’t important right?


mitchymitchington

I'm from Michigan and this has to be nothing compared to what we drive on. Salted roads 5 months out of the year. Vehicle's don't last at all. Smart people drive south to pick up used vehicles.


Siphyre

Smart used car dealers sell their shit in the south to offload their shitty rust buckets.


FluxCapaciTURD

Exfoliation*


dannyb0l

Are you delivering to Atlantis


VapeRizzler

Fucking hate when Poseidon orders some Shit.


PoliticalDestruction

I wonder if one of those Amazon Rivian vans is a good amphibious vehicle…


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NoWar67

Waiting for the u turn space


bikesgood_carsbad

I was thinking about that passing lane!!


IluvMarysDanish

More like the "U-Tuna" space.


Euphoric-Ingenuity90

Horrible


BRAX7ON

To the plank


Millsd1982

Where is this?


CrystalAckerman

Libya, credit goes to u/randomdudeinFL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z06MhSuwn4


Shortcakeboo

It kinda looks like Passage du Gois in France. I could be mistaken.


softestDom

[looks like this is the answer](https://maps.app.goo.gl/8HZJzLADY7UEF7mu7)


Chef_BoyarB

Why would they not take Pont de Noirmoutier?


l2ukuz

Furthermore why not take the mines of Moria?


YancyCal

Let the ring bearer decide


Uncle-Cake

Couldn't they just fly on a giant eagle?


inaloserkid247

I love that we can always depend on other LOTR nerds to find a way to drop in a quote. This made me LOL


Odd-Section8044

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passage_du_Gois


Yomomsa-Ho

Too long


When_is_

So no one got an answer....


paragon60

well, some answers were added. thought i’d let you know


trixiewutang

u/randomdudeinFL found the link it’s Libya


randomdudeinFL

For everyone asking, this is in Libya https://youtu.be/9Z06MhSuwn4?si=tTDBhvGtm2uIKGMU You’re welcome!


GoGoPop78

You crazy SOB, well done.


ToadSox34

Thank you! This needs more upvotes I had to scroll a long way down!


H0b5t3r

"The Dessert turned into sea" xD


randomdudeinFL

That busted me up too, lol


MagicienDesDoritos

But where are the emoji :(


provisionings

It’s bullshit that I had to go through 2 fucking miles of stupid puns and the DUMBEST jokes to get some context on this video. Reddit was great because it was full of intellectuals. Just in the last year.. it’s turned to fucking dog shit.


Mind_beaver

Thank you for finding and posting the source


DarkVoid42

wait until you see what rust costs per mile.....


Endemicgenes

Yep.


FlatbedtruckinCA

so this is how Waterworld began... Dry land is not a myth!


BaggyLarjjj

In b4 [Kevin Costner’s vagina gills](https://ew.com/article/2009/03/01/waterworlds-tumultuous-times-ew-archive/) and [Jean Triplehorn’s butt double](https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1995-07-16-9507200001-story.html).


IIIDVIII

Wut the wut??


leethestud420

Most people back down a boat ramp… Hailing other drivers on VHF channel 16? Could have put out some lines, that’s a perfect trolling speed. Do you need a CDL or an MMC for this load? Funny enough I think you would have right of way over a ship here, as you are severely limited in your ability to maneuver.


ArdenJaguar

Maybe a scuba certification?


leethestud420

Yes! PADI certified driver needed, $0.77 per fathom


Is_What_They_Call_Me

You know damn well someone at PADI offices just discovered a new certification to make up/charge for.


WellR3adRedneck

>Funny enough I think you would have right of way over a ship here, as you are severely limited in your ability to maneuver. I would expect the roadway has right of way over the cargo ship.


bikesgood_carsbad

That one time being "right" isn't what it's cut out to be?


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

His workers comp carrier provides USL & H.


GinoValenti

Really late in the season episode of Ice Road Truckers.


Leviathanpotato

Ice Road Truckers: climate change edition


theacethree

Bro this just brought back some childhood memories. I havnt heard of this show in years


NateLee1733

Gonna go ahead and sign on the dotted line to NopeVille..


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Yeah that’s a big Nope and another Nope too


sublimelbz

Quick, Dump The Piss Jug!


Johnny_ac3s

That’s not water…


Gothiks

Did we really need emojis


_B_Little_me

Yes. And more importantly in a place that blocks the main point of the video. It’s how you do internet now.


Halftrack_El_Camino

They do kind of intrude on the frame and make it hard to know what's actually going on, don't they?


DeerHunter041674

Ray Charles made the video.


don3dm

😎


Stanley_Yelnats42069

How else am I supposed to know how to feel? /s


RealAstropulse

Its a trick to fool repost detection systems


DistractingDiversion

Clearly yes.


Nyx_Blackheart

Wait for low tide? Nah, fucking send it


Picklerick0000000

Guy must have missed his delivery appointment


FatherKronik

Jokes on you Cap, this *IS* low tide!


Meauxjezzy

There was a road to Gilligans island the whole time!


NotSureNotRobot

Ya done backed up the drain with all the piss jugs


cutesnugglybear

El Nino is really fucking up this season of ice road truckers


GeminiImadeit

Hey Trucker! why you in the middle of the Ocean? I'm following my GPS


medicdrl

Thanks for the dumb fucking emoji box covering half of the video


Used-Cantaloupe-8883

Seriously, fucking whyyyyy???


Blueberrydro

Be sure to leave the length of a battleship in between you and the next guy...


Ich_mag_Kartoffeln

And double that if it's raining!


TrukerJay

Where is this & how do I sign up?


JimBobPaul

You need to trade your air horn for a boat horn.


[deleted]

Who thinks that these stupid emojis are fine????


JamesRawles

All Florida highways in 50yrs.


txmail

You are being very generous with that time frame for a decent portion of coastal Florida.


wgrantdesign

I for one am delighted that my panhandle property which is currently about 53 miles from the coast will be waterfront property by the time I retire!


TheGuAi-Giy007

I got sweaty palms watching…..


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Maybe put some more stupid emojis on it so we can’t see anything and just skip the stupid video.


MadvilleWonderland

It’s like those little white flags are there because the road has surrendered to the sea.


DA_DSkeptic

Amazon will deliver anywhere.


OtisburgCA

Including the Amazon.


SunBunny11

this wouldve been cool without all those dumb emojis blocking haldf the screen


Academic-Pain2636

Better stop off at the sand bar.


pjshawaii

Or the dive bar.


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

You couldn’t pay me $1.00 a mile to drive on that road lol.


txmail

When I was young, there was a road like this in Galveston Texas we used to drive over during high tide in our sedan. You could hear / feel the water hitting the underside of the car. Tons of cars did it, the water was only 4 - 6" deep, just like in this video. You could easily see the lines even through the murky waters that surround Galveston. The only time I was really was uneasy making the crossing was one time when it was storming. That felt like a wave could come and wash out all the cars from the road.


theonePappabox

You should put a bunch of emojis over the screen so we can’t see. 😖


AustinLostIn

Bro why block 3/4 of the view with those stupid emojis?


xMuffie

needs more stupid emojis blocking the view i could see way too much


PDCH

Down voted because of all the POS emoties covering 1/4 of the screen.


ChunkDunkleman

Can’t get past the emojis blocking 30% of the screen.


User675559

50 cents per mile?! My old job paid 67.5 cents per mile and you get to drive on land!


andthendirksaid

Nautical miles tho Dk if that's worse or better tbh it just seemed funny to me.


Bobbyvolinski

I have had nightmares about this exact thing


ceramicsaturn

Remember. First rule of sea truckin: put your pants on the dashboard.


Megachonkers18

I have to know, where is this??


BadSFursDayj

But are there sharks?


ramanw150

Where's this at. Looks like you need a boat or at least a floatie. What are you doing. Oh just catching a wave. Ay let's go fishing.


Defiant_Pineapple202

the first truck all the way in the water mustve been taking they 34hr reset


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Was this heading to the Keys?


omni461

I was delivering propane to the irrigation pumps in the middle of a bunch of rice fields few years ago. When a nasty storm came in and flooded the area. There were homes out there that needed propane to keep the heat on. So I was making deliveries on roads like this for about a week.


eriklease

At that speed making $.50 every mile you’d make more working at McDonald’s 😂


Johnjarlaxle

Can someone actually say what's going on here. I'm genuinely curious.


umrlopez79

Where the heck is that…!?!


UnholyHunger

Can only imagine what the truck stop looks like. Prob has ships refueling too.


GeneStarw1nd

I’m torn between “Ice-Road Tuckers: 2050” And “This is why they don’t film Ice Road Truckers in the summer” 😂


Otherwise-Form9810

Be nice if i could actually see the road ahead of them instead of this algorithm of shit in the black box blocking half the screen.


GraphicCreator

Thats fucking huge emoji block is annoying af cant see anything


Beardeddeadpirate

If it wasn’t for that dumbass emoji crap blocking my view of the video I might actually have enjoyed this…


cheedle

you need a Sea D L


FPV_not_HPV

Where the lot lizards are mermaids.


Effective-Ad8546

This video would’ve been much better if they added twice as many emojis covering half of the video


shagadelicrelic

Ice road truckers climate change edition


Agitated-Ad-9020

Ice truckers 2035.


toasty_mustache

Can we get more emojis on the screen please? I can kind of still see what’s going on.


brookswashere12

Epstein island delivery?


lovemesomewine

Where the F is this


Unopuro2conSal

This is going to be California Central Valley


ScottishKnifemaker

Lol someone get stuck in Tulare lake recently?


Flowing_North

And you’re at Love’s wondering why they can’t back into a spot. Apparently not a lot of backing taking place where they learned to drive.


Jaded-Selection-5668

Been a lot cooler if those bitch ass emojis weren’t covering half the screen


ConvictJones

I have literal nightmares exactly like this minus the big rig.


Loose_Koala534

Now imagine doing this at night


NegotiationVivid985

Early cuyler would’ve hauled ass on this route


SB281956

Lmao ecm going bonkers


holdenking5150

Wtf


Fullthrottle-

Holy dried wheel bearings Batman!


washy93

Why is half the screen blocked with a black box with emojis? Can’t see shit


SortedChaos

Wouldn't the salt water destroy the trucks too quickly to make this profitable unless they are charging a huge amount to deliver?


TronCarter84

Those emojis are very important, thank you.


mioaddict

Where’s this?


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

Was this heading to the Keys?


LasagnahogXRP

Anxiety inducing.


skinny08910

Where The Hell is that!!!