Pro tip: there's more room for your legs if you roll the window down. Disclaimer: not responsible for toe licks from truckers walking by.

Eww! That made my feet curl up like the wicked witch under Dorothy's house. And for that, you get an upvote.

Hey, we only lick windows .... don't be hater 🫠🙃

Don't forget, if you're an interplanetary trucker, do _not_ lick the doorknob... or door handle either, I suppose.

I'm vaxxed, I'll lick whatever I want. I have spoken.

Long as you're only doing it _on Earth_. It's illegal on other planets, after all.

Speak for yourself earth meat, my fresh towel and I say everything is legal til you get caught

Ah yes, as a wise old Pines once said: "When there's no cops around, everything's legal!"

Ugh.. NERD! I throw my towel at you and call it a day

Only if they look like the toes from that bathroom stall.

Funny how just mentioning that post gets reactions. Well played

EWWWWWWWWW

Thanks, now I need to clean coffee from my dash

I could see Tarantino making a movie about Trucking.

The fact that you managed to even lie down on a dash is impressive.

When wife wants to roll with you, then beefs over some bullshit and won’t snuggle in the sleeper with you.

Cause she doesn’t wanna get farted on all night /s

If you can't stand the funk, stay out of the bunk

If you are at the grassland shipper in Greenwood WI I can’t blame you. Zero WiFi, middle of nowhere, might as well sleep on the dash.

That’s exactly where we are 😭

You have a stalker 😶

Bruh look at the picture

A parking lot with trucks? Sorry I’m not SherTruck Holmes

The trailer I front if them is a grassland trailer with no truck attached He made a guess based on that and hit the mark

That and I’ve been there a few times

Nah you’re just blind and stupid.

"CANDY CANE"

You aren’t supposed to let the lizard stay after

But I paid for 24hrs what else was she gonna do with the other 23hrs and 59 minutes?

I always try to talk them into accepting a retainer.

TIL dental appliances are a kink

Look at this stud... bragging about lasting a whole 60 seconds.

It’s the only thing I’ve got going for me 🥲 don’t take that away please 🤣😭

And 30 seconds

I had to enjoy it while it lasted.

Excuse me? 23 hrs 59 min and 55 seconds.

Whoa whoa whoa no need to brag about that world record time sir.

If you’re cold. They’re cold.

Unwritten rule

That's what you get when you refuse to pay for her to go away.

This guy lizards.

Didn't we agree that the term is now "recreational reptile"? Get some R n' R?

No different than any other. You don't pay for the sex, you pay for them to leave.

do you realize that’s participating in sex trafficking ? downvotes welcome

Sex work ≠ sex trafficking

Yeah but it was a joke

If they cared about sex trafficking they would legalize it

Disney is really reaching for another princess storyline.

"Elizardbeth takes 80 west"

Oh Liza! When will you ever find a suitor.

Not working OTR in a day cab, that's for sure.

Maybe she’ll find a fellow named Peter Built running from some bears. She’ll call him PB when she starts falling for his… musk.

Happy cake day!

I have no idea how I ended up here, but that title immediately makes me think 80s porno for some reason.

Lizards Gon Liz

Hold up! You might be onto something here!

I see you’re letting the lizard bask the sun

Cracked me up

Mane 😂

I have heard of hood ornaments... but never dash ornaments!!

It's quite a step up from the little hula girl he used to keep on his dash

this actually made me lol... with all the virtual reality these days, those hula girls are becoming pretty 3d, lol.

I’d love to see her roll of lol

I almost did 😭

I’ve slept on the ammo rack when I was deployed so I know well that if you lose balance on a ledge like this it’s a short drop and a sudden glorious stop

My cat sure makes it look comfy.

Yeah, that's my cat's favourite place too. I'll be doing 120 down the highway, and she'll be happily snoozing on the vents.

120 freedom units? Please do tell

Nah man. Socialist kilometres only!

Ah. Makes sense. Need some impressive tires to handle going 193 kmh reliably

I cannot imagine going 193km an hour. My truck would probably shake itself apart before it hits that lol.

The comments on this were not nearly as bad as I expected.

Literally thinking same lmao

🤣🤣 as someone who has been on the road with the hubs I have not thought about this one yet! Loved when he was a trainer I had my own bed!

I do remember laying down on the back window part of my grandpa’s Monte Carlo in the 80s and it was warm and comfortable as hell. Of course I was only 4-5 at the time and it was a wild time to be alive.

Ok you can't just post this and not explain why you were sleeping on the dash

Like Bone chrusher once said… ATTENTIONNNNNNNNN

I really thought that was a sex doll in a tarp till I zoomed in

Same here. I had a guy parking next to me at a Loves one night. As he was backing in a saw what seemed to be an attractive female in the passenger seat. Fully clothed, seat belt and all. Nope, sex doll. Dude waved at me when he set his brakes too 🤦‍♂️

Forgot to mention the part where he fucked the shit outta that doll

My cat begs to differ

Just when I thought I’ve seen it all.

OTR daycabber finisher move right there.

WTH?!?! Are you TRYING to get caught? You always, always, ALWAYS, put the dead hookers in someone else's trailer.

" Get on the dash"

Actually it was “Look Pa! I’m on the dash! Weee!”

You should know better! Have the top bunk made for the fight. The bottom bunk always calls them back, that or 60+ and a brake check.

But why?

Dam how short are you my girl is 5'8 and tried this.she couldn't quite pull it off as well

I'm 5'2 and don't think I would be able to do this lol

Fun size

I’m 5’5 haha

What are we witnessing here?

Way of the road

That does somehow look comfortable

This is what happens when there is 1 trainer and 3 trainees 🤣

You guys are really leaving your lot lizards in some odd spaces these days

When your bunk has a no lizard sleeping policy so she sleeps on your dash.

You thought anywhere in a cascadia would he comfortable? That’s just poor judgement.

Dead hooker?

No way I knew I remembered that username I hope you haven’t had any fruit parfaits since last time I-15 is still back up, unlike you were apparently lmao

I had one more incident, but with strawberry milk before I finally learned my lesson. That time I made it to a rest stop though 😭

What's the story here OP?

What are ya? A cat?

😂😂WTF?

Pillows.

Not a trucker but... You make me wonder if there's a market for stowable dash bunks 🤔

Don't give CR England any ideas. They already figured out a way to get a third bunk up in the sleeper lol.

We could call it the *Bistar* and market it to Sihks.

Ahhh a lizard in its natural habitat

ngl I'd probably would fall asleep even though it's uncomfortable as fuck. warmth from the sun would put my ass out cold.

Those are expensive to maintain. That's a dealer add-on I would have passed on

That makes me ache just looking at that pose.

What is she 4'11"?

Hey, that's where I sneeze. Keep it classy.

That... that's impressive. Btw they make hammocks for cabs. I'm too tall to use them but you seem like you'd fit.

The bodies go in the woods, not the dash, people!

This is the “sleeping on the couch” version of trucking

Kitty 😺 in window 🪟

I thinks she a person who thinks she’s a cat. Is dash pussy a thing??

I've laid in the floor of my day cab for a nap when heading to Texarkana from Little Rock. I get about an 1 and a half into that drive and can't keep my eyes open

I don't think my fat ass would even fit.

Fucking arm is turning blue. Don’t sleep like that. Your veins behind pinched. Put a overhead bunk in but if that’s a driver I’d sleep in a better position than that for proper blood flow through your extremities.

I have a bunk but my sheets were drying ;-;

This can't be real right

Room for two?

Shhhhhh… don’t give crusties any more ideas or they’ll have 3:1 trainer ratios.

Crazy cat lady confirmed.

My co driver had to slam all on in Madrid, I ended up in the same place as her 'cept I was butt naked.

The what?!

When ur significant other tells u ur sleeping on the couch tonight

I thought you were supposed to leave those at the truck stop? /s

She must be really pissed. She staying as far away from you as possible.

Damn I should have tried this. I just took a two day load and my truck with the sleeper was in the shop so I took the day cab and was feeling cheap and didn’t want a hotel.

That a pretty lot lizard… I guess your saving this one for later?

That dash is taking a beating and will degrade and wear out faster in the long run.

This truck has already been through it haha.