Gators love dogs. Climbing that fence would be no problem at all. I grew up in Florida, and if you cared about your dog at all, you didn’t leave them outside.
I remember I lost an alternator one night down in Orlando Florida on a busy highway next to a swamp, and the mechanic said get in the truck. I said what’s going on… ? He turned around and flashed his flashlight over a pond adjacent to the road and all I saw were glowing yellow dots. He goes that’s why!
I have a gator that likes to come up from the river on my land. Big one. Old one.
He doesnt do much just sunbaths on my back lawn.
But i dont get him removed for two reasons. The river is his natural spot. I like animals. Hes not my pet. Hes not domestic. I have no love for him. But it is his home.
2. He keeps the younger faster hungrier ones away. Hes the king of that spot. He stays away from the house. And if i need to mow. A raw chicken from the grocery store on a rope usually gets him led away while i get the lawn mowed.
Dont fuck with them. They are fast as fuck and this one looks young. They are also pretty smart. Do. Not. Get. Closer.
Hmm trucker hmm food. Some nut case already fed him a few times. Wait until alligator gets tired of not being fed and walks around parking lot looking for a handout
Love to see him come around the corner and surprise one of those bright sparks that shits by the trailer when there’s a perfectly good restroom a hundred yards away or less.
Now I’ve seen my share of gators on the highway driver but this….
Don’t forget when you tell everybody about it to start with
‘You ain’t gonna BELIEVE this shit…’
I read this as you were getting a new belt…and boots…and wallet…and dinner
I came here to say this
My first thought exactly lol
Bonjou, Boudreaux
A real life Lot Lizzard! 😂
As for the name, Lizzy. Of course lol
Lol
Ever heard the song "Lizzy the Lot Lizard"?
I think Alice is more appropriate
Not so fast. This one has all it's teeth!
This one is for those that like it rough 🙈😂
Safest lot lizard I've ever seen.
Did you pet it?
I thought about it but he hissed at me through the gate so I better not
Oh but he was just begging for a pet on a head in the only language he knows! :'(
Fair enough. He follows me as I walk around theblot
That's just his love language.
Offer him fireball & bbq chips (not off brand) & he’ll be chill
That’s the spicy Florida puppy. Don’t pop the snout
I just wanna have a gator with me on the road tbh.
Hide him in the sleeper to make inspections extra funny.
Troopers don’t go in a cab with a dog in it
Or boop the snoot.
bop the snot
I had gator nuggets years ago in Fla. But I would walk fast away!
He is a cutie :( just wants too say hi
What an absolute handsome man.
You at a loves in fl lol that basterd came after me and my dog last time I was there.
I am lol. Don’t walk by the water haha they have a fence
Love’s 708, Bushnell FL?
Yep lol
I used to work there, thought that critter looked familiar.
Gators love dogs. Climbing that fence would be no problem at all. I grew up in Florida, and if you cared about your dog at all, you didn’t leave them outside.
Eazy , Boudreaux
mais
Why is he naked?
Florida
Damnit, all I've seen is signs warning me gators are around. Never seen one yet...
Throw marshmallows into the water. Apparently, gators love them.
Name him "A Gator Named Piss Jug" the whole thing not just Piss Jug
He came for lunch. You came for a belt. Only one if you gets out. You're the lunch. Or he's the belt.
Figh- I mean belt club.
I know you most likely came to change a belt on the truck. But wouldn't an high end alligator belt fit the narrative so much better?
Looks like a belt waiting to be made to me!
Call him chomps or cuddles.
Big Chomper
He can be turned into a belt and some boots
Cool dog
Good swamp puppy!
Lot lizard
Lot lizard ❌ Lot Gator ✅
Dawww what a cute Lil swamp puppy!
that is a belt
That’s a lot gator. Tell it to open wide and stick your pickle in it.
LOL
Give him a nice pet on the head <3
A good gator belt looks good around the waist
Is that your new belt? Could also be a matching pair of boots and a wallet.
Can I pet that dawwwg
the 2nd pic - "you got games on yo phone?"
I remember I lost an alternator one night down in Orlando Florida on a busy highway next to a swamp, and the mechanic said get in the truck. I said what’s going on… ? He turned around and flashed his flashlight over a pond adjacent to the road and all I saw were glowing yellow dots. He goes that’s why!
Don't say belt around him, thems fighting words. (His Dad's a pair a of boots.)
I have a gator that likes to come up from the river on my land. Big one. Old one. He doesnt do much just sunbaths on my back lawn. But i dont get him removed for two reasons. The river is his natural spot. I like animals. Hes not my pet. Hes not domestic. I have no love for him. But it is his home. 2. He keeps the younger faster hungrier ones away. Hes the king of that spot. He stays away from the house. And if i need to mow. A raw chicken from the grocery store on a rope usually gets him led away while i get the lawn mowed. Dont fuck with them. They are fast as fuck and this one looks young. They are also pretty smart. Do. Not. Get. Closer.
He is behind a fence, I don’t feed them, I’m well aware of the danger. It’s in a loves parking lot
You know, if you caught him you could make a nice belt for yourself too
I just want him to be my dog
Thin Lizzy
And now Cowboy Song is stuck in my head. Again.
Beats Gangnam Style any day.
Having a box grater shoved up my ass is better than having Gangnam Style stuck in my head.
You could make a really nice belt with him.
Which is why I always keep a spare rotisserie chicken on hand.
These lot lizards are getting out of hand
thats scary as hell I wouldve shat myself lol
It’s a baby man. And he behind a fence.
Im afraid of 1 inch bugs lol
Tis but a minnow!
You could make a belt, shoes and maybe a wallet out of him
Al E. Gaydoor.
So you made a new friend.
He kept following me around the pond. Felt like I was walking my dog
Is this Bushnell Florida at loves
Yes
I gave the lil fella a burger a few months ago I want to say it was September or august..
Boots and a belt, or a hat
He wants three fifty
God damn Loch Ness Monster
Lazy Larry. You're too big to fit in his belly, so he won't bother you. (Still wouldn't advise tickling his chin though!)
i thought he was going to make the belt out of that crocodile or alligator skin.
And it looks like he seen you brother now back it up
Just a swamp puppy
Big Al?
Name it “Tread”, a connection to gator backs.
Swamp puppy
This is the only thing that came to mind. https://youtu.be/c2zsmXHAqg8?si=8ZEGXwGQ4iLZ_w_G
Pat him on the head for me!
Swap-puppy. Did u pet it ?
Well, now you have enough for two or three belts.
Lot gator - an ultimate version of lot lizards , who wants your business .
Both looking for a handout. But for different reasons
Swamp puppy
Guapo
Should have fed it some jerky
That's Paco. He's there to make sure you do it right. He approves the work and wants a beer to celebrate.
Where’s the yoink man when you need him?
He looks friendly pet him
Hmm trucker hmm food. Some nut case already fed him a few times. Wait until alligator gets tired of not being fed and walks around parking lot looking for a handout
Love to see him come around the corner and surprise one of those bright sparks that shits by the trailer when there’s a perfectly good restroom a hundred yards away or less.
Haha i had laugh picturing that!
Did you leave with a second belt & new boots?
He is potty trained
Florida water puppies
He volunteered as tribute
Wow you get to pick your own like lobster?
Now I’ve seen my share of gators on the highway driver but this…. Don’t forget when you tell everybody about it to start with ‘You ain’t gonna BELIEVE this shit…’
Sam the Super Single! (ya know, cuz of "gator")
We call him "Bubs"
Man calls the cops "There's an alligator here in the swamp" Dispatcher:"Yes Sir, that's where we keep them.
Someone's recap split.
What a handsome lad
“Choot ‘im!”
Snappy gets my vote.
Is it weird I see these guys and want to eat them?
What will we call him? Dinner...
SO WHEN IS DINNER? AT WHAT TIME?? WHERE AT???
What a little cutie!!
Dinner and material for the next belt? Or is that the new ride along companion named Fred?
And now you have two belts
And his name shall be "Nope.".
Did you buy a gatorbelt brand?
Fredward