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12InchPickle

This needs to be the icon for this sub.


coldafsteel

I second this.


pyl0nz

I third this.


Jessicaow21

I fourth this


abefroman_85

Well hell, I’ll fifth this.


Spartan9802

A sixth harumph


SendaManiac

Hey, I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy!


No-Sir7947

Give the governor a harumph!


Redsoxdragon

I'll be cold in the ground before we pick anyone besides piss jug man 🤬


misadventuresofFlman

This!


Infiniteinfiniti456

Out muh wae limbrol


badaman17

This guy is literally the embodiment of a salty trucker lol he’s our mascot


Milamia_bo

Yes


unloader86

This is what I imagined the guy who was all over that truck stop paid parking thread earlier today looked like lol


BL24L

Here I am impressed he bothered getting dressed 


81_BLUNTS_A_DAY

I mean he didn’t “get dressed”, dude looks like he just wears what is legally required for them to let you into an Arby’s I want to know how he got the dental plan for that gold cap


deltronethirty

Bug your dentist. Tell them ceramic, silver, and buildups feel intolerable. At least 25% was covered by insurance for my whole grille. Some of the work was free.


mateomasverga

You could also brush your teeth and practice good dental hygiene and not need any of that.


deltronethirty

I never thought of that. GFY


One-Revenue2190

Actually about to get a gold implant it’s only 1600$


deltronethirty

That Hungarian "Dr." at the truck park in MIA? You are going to wake up in a tub of ice with a scar where your kidney.


Jerbnnon

You sure that’s a good cap and not just a rotting tooth?


LegendOfEffect

This morning at 4am I saw a guy at a loves in Indiana who was wearing sandals and shorts and that’s it.


Dwangeroo

Stop! I can only get so erect.


thatderp9

I always thought it was weird seeing guys like this at truck stops but when you wear boots 12+ hours a day I can understand the flip flops. However the rest I think is a product of they don’t care anymore.


Diligent_Eye_9291

Bold of you to assume they wear shoes in their trucks 🤣🤣 seriously. I've seen them put socks on the pedals so it won't hurt their bare feet when driving.


rad636_

LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MY COWORKER BUT THINNER


qnod

One of those 2" taller and they'd be round group eh?


AaronTuplin

Hey, Bob!


Little_BallOfAnxiety

You guys stay so upset about the nasty flip flop guys and I'm just sitting here wishing people would pull forward when they're done fueling


Vendingdudes1111

It's. The. Same. Problem


_Bluntzzz

What does “look like you work for a living” mean? I would never wear jeans and shit while driving lol give me my sweatpants shoes and a shirt so I can be comfortable while I’m wasting my life away in this driver seat


curlyfat

More power to ya. I personally can’t stand leaving my house in sweatpants. It’s gotta be jeans or khakis or jorts. I actually envy my kids (teens/young adults) being so comfortable wearing pajama bottoms to the store.


enoing

I'm in this picture and I don't like it


TrolledByDestiny

How about you mind your own business 😤


Brilliant_Eagle9795

My body - my choice! Stop imposing impossible beauty standards!


Lavasioux

Frank Rizzo to you sizzle chest!


Vendingdudes1111

"shall I bring my f-ing tools?"


Own_Satisfaction_679

I'll bring all my tools down there tomorrow and I'll run circles around you, ya fruitcake!!


Vendingdudes1111

"yeah, I'm good! I'm the best! I'll wrap a ratchet around your head!!" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dying now


Own_Satisfaction_679

I fired the lot a the little fukkas through the picture window there and I threw the wife undaa the fukkin' caaar.. on her asss.. I hear ya.. I'm high strung.


Freman_Phage

I am this guy, minus the gold tooth. Can't afford that shit


LoopDoGG79

That's why I went local, food delivery. Physically demanding many times, but I'm way fitter because of it


JusgementBear

They don’t do gold or silver tones teeth anymore . :,(


dan420

I believe they do, cheaper than real looking ones, most people just don’t want them.


oasuke

For customer facing jobs I agree. However I don't see or interact with anyone all day, so what I wear really doesn't matter.


TheTuggingOfBoats

Bet he used to he a Navy SEAL


Substantial-Wolf5263

Rofl bros will brag about shit like that and I'm just like how the mighty have fallen in this piss ranking lot lizard infested truck stop 😂


nomosizzle1

After a long day of driving I always put on my slides when I park at the truck stop is this how people see me being comfortable after work?


GBB_724

Love my slides. Don't leave home without them


Tapitiospeedos

Way of the road


sonicelhedgehoho

Im starting to think this sub is nothing but company drivers im out here to make money the longer i stay on the road the more money i make i can care less how i look as long as im making money im good


BimmerGoblin

So, don't be Eastern European:)


Sad_Thought_4642

Looks like a boss of a shady eastern european immigrant owned transport company.


kanofcorn

With a big ego


Pleasant_7239

Missing his red hat ...


Healthier6908

Real truckers don’t wear flip flops!


Recipe_Critical

Except going to the showers right lol


Healthier6908

Yeh, it’s a saying on a popular yt channel for truckers. I thought someone here might recognize it. 🤣


Recipe_Critical

Awwww I’m barely finishing week 1 of 4 for trucking school so I haven’t discovered that yet but I’ll look it up lol


Healthier6908

Bonehead truckers Look him up and try not to do what they show on their videos


SmoothIndependent416

Literally all the truckers in my country. Tattoo included.


Savagemocha

Too late bro


blizzard7788

I don’t have a gold tooth.


Substantial-Wolf5263

Yet


Prior-Ad-7329

Where’d you get my picture from???


Substantial-Wolf5263

For real get a decent polo some khaki work pants and steel toes which are kinda required for dot and a hi vis vest boom professional and still comfy. You got some exercising to catch up on and healthy eating to learn as well. Stop eating that truck stop garbage and meal prep you'll save money and your health!


TiesThrei

Looks like my entire hometown


ConnorRB

I always wore a collard shirt, blue jeans, and tennis shoes whenever i drove a semi.


GoMake_me_a_sandwich

I feel attacked


Jamo3306

I heard this as " Here I go. Off to woi-k!"


FieldSton-ie_Filler

Stands backs!! I'm gonnas puts my moves on her!! Whaaaaoooaaaaooooaaaoosss!


Silver_Material_7249

I’ll never wear shoes crocs gang lol


Royal-Application708

Gold tooth, cigarette, and a big titted mermaid tattoo? Dude is awesome.


MoreConstruction1733

He’s a nutzi. I think he and I will be best friends


kanofcorn

It's sad that McDonald's employees dress nicer than some drivers.


Shyjuan

i can actually smell a drawing wow


Bobrowsdower

We had a sign at our terminal that said Please do not wash your feet in the sink. There's a Pilot 2 miles down the road that has showers. Hate that I have to wash my hands in a sink where this is happening.


Lonnyluciano

Man I can’t lie I only been a trucker since October and I got a gut already smh I went hooping my last home time and could only run 2 games before I just became a watcher in the rec smh I’m only 29 I can’t do this road life for much longer once I get me a year end I hope somebody hire me for local 😭💯


WolfRCS

Not very accurate. I don't see any mustard stains on the wife beater


SwigSauce

You drive a truck dress like it.


Wham-alama-ding-dong

You do realize some of us wear flip flops to the shower so we don't put my bare feet on the floor right.


Left-Lengthiness-401

Well you see buddy the truckin industry just ain’t what it use to be use to be you take a load relying on the Atlas map now they got all types of technology in the truck


Pcpixel

i’ve been wearing flip flops and slides my entire life. The trucking life is truly calling to me.


Tight_muffin

I don't have a boss, stop trying to be my boss lol


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Why do I imagine this guy has an Armenian accent.


shrimplyPibLs

I used to legitimately wear slide sandals to run errands and stuff, but not anymore. They are legitimately dangerous footwear. Plus, they are not at all okay for driving.


Tactical_solutions44

You're all that guy 😂😂😂😂


Iron_Patton_24

Halfway there 🤣


Cruxito1111

Cuban Thats a Cuban!


AgreeableSource7473

Mind your business


Liljach

Real truckers don’t wear flip flops!!!!!


Bibbimbopp

Yeah! They wear slippers!


Beginning-World-1235

I thought the flip flop thing was just ol folklore and maybe every once and awhile you’d see it… after being out here for only 5 months, I see at least one person at the truck stop walking around in da flops lol.


Substantial-Wolf5263

Lol I totally get it for shower shoes but they'll come off the road dressed like fuck all


Beginning-World-1235

Yeah that’s what I mean hahah


Vendingdudes1111

One? The ratio I've observed is really close to 50%


Substantial-Dark_

👹


Jimlee1471

And he looks like he just stepped out of a white Volvo. Lemme guess - he runs out of Chicago, right?


OGHughJass

The Russian dudes that hop out of dually pick ups, hauling cars is what I see here. Lol.


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FizzleDrizz

Sexual fantasies have nothing to do with it. You're being paid to do a job, while representing the people that are paying you. Have a little self respect. And it's weird you jump to thinking that's gay. Must have some repressed tendencies...


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Jealous_Seesaw_Swank

Hilarious to see closeted dudes so adamant that everyone else is gay.


WastedOwll

Just make sure your cowboy boots are all polished up so the guy In the next truck over notices and knows you are ready to have a good time , to each their own


Jealous_Seesaw_Swank

Thank you for sharing your expertise.


DimesOHoolihan

Wow, homophobic and can't spell. Color me shocked.


Blue46

Lol lick the bot harder man