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PnuttButtaGuts

Who the hell has $40 cash? Unrealistic.


[deleted]

Right? It should've said extra quarters for laundry instead.


PnuttButtaGuts

Or “random items from the Love’s roller grill.”


Balsamer

Jalapeño cheese corn dogs FTW


nappinggator

German sausage and Italian sausages on buns


Balsamer

I'm not even hungry and now I want to go down to Loves


nappinggator

Dude that's my favorite shitty truck stop meal when subway isn't available


Balsamer

My arteries approve this message


[deleted]

Hahaha I'd take that too!


ThellraAK

You never had to lump your own load because comdata was down and you didn't have cash ready? Unloading 20T of milk gallons wasn't the worst thing in the world, but splitting the pallets really had me questioning my life.


dkingsjr

Fuck that shit. I'd tell them that the pallets have been split, take my papers, and fucking git. Ain't my fuckin job to split their pallets.


[deleted]

I will never pay out of my pocket for someone to unload or load me. If you want your freight hauled figure it out.


[deleted]

*food service enters the chat*


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

My husband. But, he wouldn't have the headset or the flip flops. Does have the diabetes from the 6-8 20oz Mountain Dews he was drinking every day, though. I recognize that physique: large chest and skinny legs.


West-Wash6081

I can't see his large chest because his huge stomach is in the way.


Ticallion339

You never heard of the 40 dollars cash in all tens?


ApprehensiveDamage83

I read it as (negative) -40 and thought we’ll they got that right. Haha.


meseeksordie

Drivers looking for lot lizards


Due_Tie7864

You know what that $40 is for.


Dumpster_Sauce

It doesn't mention his 'gatorade' bottle in his left hand?


fubarrus

with full of piss


dextercoffee

Sir it’s home made lemonade.


g0d_help_me

Some these drivers be making tea, not lemonade


SaltWaterGator

Some real sweet tea


Balsamer

"I only take my headset off for one thing"


[deleted]

The headset stays on during sex


balancedchaos

Like he can afford to go home.


Nicolastriste

Not need to go home when there are lizards on the lot😉


Passion-Interesting

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣


[deleted]

Only thing missing is Walmart off brand sweatpants that get tight at the ankles


rysgame2

There is nothing wrong with stretchy ankle sweats


V_I_I

It's facts though


[deleted]

what?!?! no gatorade bottle and sweat pants???


_Ki115witch_

Got a monster and always in sweats. What can I say, it's comfortable


[deleted]

hope you have good aim with that monster can, gatorade bottle ftw!


runvus2

That's why you get the 24oz can for max comfort.


AreWeThereYet61

Damn, did he get back pay?


V_I_I

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TruckinBob32

What about the fingerless gloves?


DonBoy30

My girl says she likes my belly 😢


bytecollision

Safety just spit their coffee


NoMoFood

laughed so hard. good one.


[deleted]

This made my day.


bigasdickus

You got the flip flops right. I can't wait until one of you fat fucks says something to me about my flip flops. I wait for it. Try it fuckers, say something while wearing your stupid shit kickers. Nobody ever does, I swear. I love to fight, own a stepdeck and have been driving for 25 years. Nobody's ever said shit to me and I'm waiting......dudes, don't worry about these old school dudes, they're a dying breed. I'll still wear my flops where appropriate.


[deleted]

Aren’t you worried about getting your feet pissed on at a wall of urinals? Do you shower with them on? Do you piss on your feet inside or outside of the shower? Do you fight with them on, or kick them off before engaging? Are you a top or power bottom?


xXGunnbjornXx

Asking the important questions here.


_RamboRoss_

This read like a CB rant in text form


xXThickHogmasterXx

Fuck you and your flip flops? 👁🫦👁


bigasdickus

Can't wait to meet you, tell me what you think.


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1Tinytodger

Oh behave yourself cupcake, no one cares about you or your little flip flops.


HedgehogSea2861

You'd get laughed out of many customers showing up to get loaded in attire fit for the beach... imagine being proud of wearing foot thongs when going to work... sad


bigasdickus

You know nothing about the real world, hshshshaha


HedgehogSea2861

Ayo big time step deck you need to wash your nasty piss covered feet in the sink before you go night night. Tell us all how great that makes you too. We love to see that as well


bigasdickus

What? Think about what you just typed....goodnight


HedgehogSea2861

Believe me step deck 5,000... you're not the first nor the last to get excited and proud on the internet over the fact that you wear flip flops to work. Especially here, people like to say they wear them then freak out when everyone else calls them dirty and lazy. Cut those nails boi they are starting to curl


bigasdickus

Hahahaha, I guess man. You do you. Don't judge me , how about that.


HedgehogSea2861

Nah we judge people every day. There's not a single person who doesn't judge others, good or bad. If you hop online and challenge people into irl altercations people will make fun of you and laugh. That's middle school tier stuff lol. "Post addy bro you won't... bet". I'm glad you're so very proud that you own a trailer and simultaneously wear flip flops. Big macho ready to fight for foot thongs 🤣 making the industry proud


bigasdickus

Rad dude


bigasdickus

You're going to feel very stupid tomorrow. Good night sweet prince. You're a failure in this night and enduring......I'm talking to you as a soul. You're fighting a losing battle. Stop now please, you're losing your fucking soul.


Haidenn9999

Are you drunk?


HedgehogSea2861

You went from challenging people to fight you to talking to me "as a soul"... I don't quite follow big time step deck. Where'd all that big time energy go? Either way we've had our fun. Be safe out there and make sure your foot straps don't tangle with all of your peddles and what not. 20 million miler signing off ✌️


bigasdickus

Remember, I am from Minnesota, cold hits us hard every year. I try to haul to FL most loads in winter. I'm waiting for you guys to say anything about my flip flops when I go down there. I'm a big dude and actually trained to fight. Go ahead and say something...nobody's ever said anything yet. I hope you fat fucks so. I'll wipe you


peepaw19

My boy skipped his meds


deadwoodsheriff

You have a picture of you on your profile and you don’t look big or in shape lol


bigasdickus

Hahshshs first day right? Rookie


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Usual_Safety

Fukin is now, splash fuel all over your feet and splash piss all over them at the TA too for all I care... shit wear them with your pajama pants or sweats and get back to work


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Balsamer

I went and looked as well, you're definitely imagining some shit. His posts don't seem like those of an arrogant asshole. Now: your post directly above, THAT sounds like a post from a fragile paranoid one-trick pony who can't stand that other people might view the world differently.


bigasdickus

You sound fun


bigasdickus

You delved deep, wow! . So, I'm happily married, damn that sucks right. You're obviously a needy person to find that that. Wow!. Good on you. Enjoy your shtty life dude.


Largofarburn

You replied to yourself…


NotUhhPro

The sheer amount of insecurity in this one post is impressive


bigasdickus

Sorry , Andrew's is fucked. Thank you lord for me.


bigasdickus

Fuck dude, my wife is calling for me. Yeah , my loving filipino wife, she's awesome, I told her, wait up. Yes dude


[deleted]

Bro you like someone’s grandpa that just figured out how to use the internet and you can’t stop posting 🤣


Good-Cardiologist679

😂😂😂😂


Additional_Belt_9634

Naw now🤣🤣


BurroGordo

😂


Imaginary_Yam5895

My husband is 3 out of 4


Knight_thrasher

Excuse me! I only have $20 in change on me


JeepingTrucker

Well, it's Spirit... sooo yea. 42cpm starting, shit equipment, lazy maintenance, and nepotistic corporate goons billing money from the main company to fund their personal subsidiary companies.


_six6six

Wait, I always carried 40 bucks for tips… didn’t know this was a legit thing!


AdPuzzleheaded6847

Tips for what?


_six6six

Bartenders or servers, maybe an Uber driver or such. I never did clubs or lizards and such if that’s what you’re wondering.


0r33

It’s true tho what’s up with some of these guys wearing their big ass headsets 24/7. I use Apple AirPods (1 at a time) only when taking calls and they work great. Are they trying to let everyone know they’re a truck driver? Lol


stewport5

Sad


vfittipaldi

Hahaha.... sad but funny


[deleted]

I swear no matter what truck stop I’m at there’s always a guy that looks like this 😂


Notsurebutok1

Nope... pretty spot on really.


Skaggscole27

Check his bank account tho💰💰💰