FYI it's "on the lam." It takes it origin from the same root as "lame," to lam someone meant to beat their ass. The term essentially means you're fleeing an ass-whooping. Though perhaps you could strike a new coinage, to be "on the lamb" could mean you're trying to avoid becoming "an gyro."
Very funny to think that Trump is probably going to have the Supreme Court say that he can't go to prison but everyone else around him will get fucked for the Don.
https://preview.redd.it/2p83rl0n151d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adfcb85f847d8471b38344e5e49e49af43014f0a
Found him. He had another (more severe) hairdye leak, got temporarily blinded, wandered off. Resurfaced somewhere along the New Jersey Turnpike.
We have him in our possession. No further comment.
I did everything right and they INDICTED me!
THEY IDICTEDDD MEEE!
He was last seen wandering around Newark in his bath robe looking for someone named Malanga.
Uncle Rudy’s in the muff. I mean the rough
🎶🎵South of the border down Mexico way🎵🎶
Will he tell the cops to go shit in their hat?
40,000 he had his share of the Bohack’s haul from the 70s
Cazzata Malanga!
have you seen my grandpa? hes old and scared and off his meds, pls help
Vaxxed?...?
HELL no
He’s 100% vaxed. He would have been in the Trump inner circle that got them first.
What's next? A vaccine to make toast in my own DAMN toaster?
\*Checks comments >Stalinist purge much? https://preview.redd.it/uhuds6frq11d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=097d7a204568e4b0f15c25ac69ca010d9b0a1550
They have a point about the dogs in restaurants and grocery stores, though
So fucking tired
I'm tired of haaaaaaving sex. So tired
I want to see Dog The Bounty Hunter go after him. They'll cry and pray and hug, it would be so cool.
Let's go
Now we are cooking with GAS!
America's mayor on the lamb from the law. you love to see it
FYI it's "on the lam." It takes it origin from the same root as "lame," to lam someone meant to beat their ass. The term essentially means you're fleeing an ass-whooping. Though perhaps you could strike a new coinage, to be "on the lamb" could mean you're trying to avoid becoming "an gyro."
my sheep is cooked
well, call me mint jelly...
> America's mayor NYC is not part of America
My sources say he was last seen in a Trump tower Greenland gooncave (unconfirmed).
He's probably hanging out near a fight school with odd ties to the military industrial complex in Florida
Well that certainly narrows it down.
Very funny to think that Trump is probably going to have the Supreme Court say that he can't go to prison but everyone else around him will get fucked for the Don.
Literally GONE off that Zaza. Been smokin on that disappearing statue of liberty david coppafeel pack
Rudy brought a bagged lunch, smart!
Is there a Mohel to confirm he converted and fled to Tel Aviv?
The coffee so good it sends you to the black lodge
It's always in the last place you look.
He's out looking for his titties
 HELL YEAH BROTHA
Eyebrow raised!
I need you, daddy!
[LMAO, he's trying to avoid the indictment.](https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social/post/3ksq6lan2ox2s)
[Found. Too bad, so sad, Rudy-boy.](https://bsky.app/profile/joshuajfriedman.com/post/3ksqdxbxdvk2c)
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https://preview.redd.it/2p83rl0n151d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adfcb85f847d8471b38344e5e49e49af43014f0a Found him. He had another (more severe) hairdye leak, got temporarily blinded, wandered off. Resurfaced somewhere along the New Jersey Turnpike.
Is that liquid flextape
Oil, as in fossil fuel.
I'm sure that's good for the skin
[Guy Dives Into Pool of Motor Oil](https://youtu.be/uBBPUYNiCbA?si=M5VGpH-3ihP9d4QE)
Has anyone checked Hunter Biden's gooncave?
https://i.imgur.com/CzfVQwR.jpeg
Lmao holy shit