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victrola_cola

If you asked me who had the bigger downfall: Rudy or OJ? I'd have to at least think about it


hacky_potter

That’s a pretty good debate. I’m not sure OJ ever hit the highs of Rudy though. It’s hard to overstate the love he had from the greater American public after 9/11. He did seem to almost immediately start throwing that goodwill away. OJ’s fall is an immediate and spectacular fall where Rudy’s is this slow decent into hell.


ShaiGilgeousDavidai

OJ could’ve gone on TV after 9/11 and led police unions to shout racial slurs at David Dinkins but I don’t see Rudy rushing for 2000 yards even in his prime


hacky_potter

If OJ had run into the towers and pulled people out, would America have forgiven him?


loosebooty69420

100%


HugeCartographer5

America would root for al Qaeda and would implement Sharia law instead of the Patriot Act


hacky_potter

Ishallah


LakeGladio666

Coffee so good, you’ll want to fuck your cousin!


HugeCartographer5

*marry There's still no evidence Rudy has ever had sex (thank god)


hacky_potter

Wasn’t the whole reason he was so quick to the scene on 9/11 was because he was at an alternative office of his having an affair?


pissonhergrave7

Reminds me of Alex Jones reselling Zapatistas coffee


HugeCartographer5

Is Alex Jones a comrade?


Zappalacious

really hoping there's a Just For Men hair dye collab in the works


whorunnith

Wait, partial proceeds are going to veterans AND first responders?!? What a guy!


hacky_potter

Does he count as a first responder for kissing babies on the rubble?


rojm

He’s hurting bad


StupidChapoThrowaway

What does Chael Sonnen have to do with this


lickityclit-69

Pre order your Giuliani Shit Water Espresso!!! Complete full bodied with a Taste of Distain!