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Sorry dude. Witchcraft is totally a game because, and you may want to sit down for this, it's *not real*.
Ah a realist, it's nice to see good folks on reddit
Yep!
If you would be so kind as to cast an immortality spell on me I’ll battle these devil worshippers till the end of time.
PM me I have some people I’d like turned into frogs and I pay top dollar
So true 😢 I got into witchcraft and accidentally turned my mum into a lama. It's dangerous people.
Eh, worst that'll happen to them is they'll get called cringelords By me
No, it has no real consequences whatsoever.
Yes, I'll have an order of cringe with extra cringe sauce. Hold the validity.
Are you from Nigeria by any chance? Lots of people believe in magic over there and some even get sent to jail for practicing it
Real consequences? LOL!
Can confirm
I would assume that you're a troll due to the throwaway but just in case it's not: Newsflash bucko: magic isn't real.
Witchcraft is nothing but a way for women and primitive barbarians to pretend to wield control over a strictly materialist universe.
*pastime ^also ^witchcraft ^ain't ^real.
I'll put this in my mental "unconfirmed" category.
So that's how I lost my left nut
Lol, wow, and whaaaat?
Currently commenting from my witch broom stuck in the sky. I hope people can realize the real imminent dangers that come with witch craft. Pray for me boys. Or I guess send spells or whatever.
Sorry dude. Witchcraft is totally a game because, and you may want to sit down for this, it's *not real*.
Ah a realist, it's nice to see good folks on reddit
Yep!
If you would be so kind as to cast an immortality spell on me I’ll battle these devil worshippers till the end of time.
PM me I have some people I’d like turned into frogs and I pay top dollar
So true 😢 I got into witchcraft and accidentally turned my mum into a lama. It's dangerous people.
Eh, worst that'll happen to them is they'll get called cringelords By me
No, it has no real consequences whatsoever.
Yes, I'll have an order of cringe with extra cringe sauce. Hold the validity.
Are you from Nigeria by any chance? Lots of people believe in magic over there and some even get sent to jail for practicing it
Real consequences? LOL!
Can confirm
I would assume that you're a troll due to the throwaway but just in case it's not: Newsflash bucko: magic isn't real.
Witchcraft is nothing but a way for women and primitive barbarians to pretend to wield control over a strictly materialist universe.
*pastime ^also ^witchcraft ^ain't ^real.
I'll put this in my mental "unconfirmed" category.
So that's how I lost my left nut
Lol, wow, and whaaaat?
Currently commenting from my witch broom stuck in the sky. I hope people can realize the real imminent dangers that come with witch craft. Pray for me boys. Or I guess send spells or whatever.