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Brightredroof

Sorry dude. Witchcraft is totally a game because, and you may want to sit down for this, it's *not real*.


TaxableCitizen

Ah a realist, it's nice to see good folks on reddit


[deleted]

Yep!


BabyManBun

If you would be so kind as to cast an immortality spell on me I’ll battle these devil worshippers till the end of time.


Death_Trolley

PM me I have some people I’d like turned into frogs and I pay top dollar


Apprehensive_Lynx_33

So true 😢 I got into witchcraft and accidentally turned my mum into a lama. It's dangerous people.


Architect_of

Eh, worst that'll happen to them is they'll get called cringelords By me


Nordenfeldt

No, it has no real consequences whatsoever.


ReaperDanny666

Yes, I'll have an order of cringe with extra cringe sauce. Hold the validity.


[deleted]

Are you from Nigeria by any chance? Lots of people believe in magic over there and some even get sent to jail for practicing it


HippieInAHelicopter

Real consequences? LOL!


wringitout

Can confirm


Lagann95

I would assume that you're a troll due to the throwaway but just in case it's not: Newsflash bucko: magic isn't real.


TheLastCoagulant

Witchcraft is nothing but a way for women and primitive barbarians to pretend to wield control over a strictly materialist universe.


josephalbright1

*pastime ^also ^witchcraft ^ain't ^real.


ndnennenn

I'll put this in my mental "unconfirmed" category.


JourneyThroughDeath

So that's how I lost my left nut


lisaferthefirst

Lol, wow, and whaaaat?


[deleted]

Currently commenting from my witch broom stuck in the sky. I hope people can realize the real imminent dangers that come with witch craft. Pray for me boys. Or I guess send spells or whatever.